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Chapter 364: Nonsense Businessman

Tonight, the entertainment of the rich continues on Turbulent Castle. The old noble families from the Western Continent have arranged many old-era projects for people's entertainment.

Such as clown performances, fencing, singing, etc.

The banquet hall was filled with endless drinks, and the "untouchables" whose faces were covered by black gauze were quietly serving meals and drinks to all the guests.

When guests see them, they won't be surprised or scared. On the contrary, most people here know what these "things" are.

One guest was very drunk and came out of the side door of the banquet hall to enjoy the breeze with his two female companions in his arms. They stood on the terrace and looked at the moonlight, raising their wine glasses to praise the moon and the owner of Turbulence Castle.

The plump female companion let out a teasing laugh, and just as she was about to kiss her, a voice suddenly interrupted the good things between the man and woman.

"If you are willing to be disturbed by me, I will not disturb you on purpose."

The men and women all stopped moving their hands and mouths and looked at the speaker with confusion.

I saw a strange guy standing on the edge of the terrace under the moonlight, bowing slightly.

The man was wearing a loose robe, exposing his thin chest, and the sparse chest hair was slightly visible. There were also several bells hanging on the joints of his body, which jingled as he moved.

The three guests who came out for air had never seen such a curious thing before. They just opened their mouths and suddenly found that the other party was wearing a mask with a bitter look.

Today's dinner was not a masquerade party. Someone came in wearing a mask and dressed in strange clothes, which really frightened the three of them.

They seemed to want to shout, but the other party quickly stopped them.

"Please don't shout for help, otherwise your voice will become louder."

This masked guy copied a bunch of nonsense and danced around like an idiot to stop them.

"If you see me selling something, you can buy something from me."

The other three people could not be beaten by him, but immediately, this guy got a wooden pole out of nowhere with various items strung on it.

"It is said that the only people in the world who will sell you things are merchants. If you are willing to spend more time to understand, you will find that you spend more time."

merchant?

Among the three of them, the drunk man suddenly felt that he had sobered up a lot. He blinked and did not expect that someone would sell something to him at the banquet in Turbulent Castle.

"Wait a minute, you are a guest invited by the owner of the castle?"

He questioned, and the masked weirdo once again covered his chest and bowed to perform an old-era palace ceremony.

"As an invited guest, I have been invited."

Although this guy said that he was a guest, the man still didn't trust him very much and was hesitant to go to the security personnel in the castle to confirm.

At this time, the masked weirdo said something else: "I am an honest person, and all my guests think that I am very trustworthy, unless you don't believe me."

While talking nonsense, the two female companions became curious about the items on the wooden pole held by the businessman.

So, this guy immediately introduced them to them enthusiastically.

He took off a piece of clothing that looked very loose and unfolded it to see that it actually had two neck openings.

"This is a blouse that can be worn by two people. It saves one-third of the fabric. It is especially suitable for people who have a good relationship with each other."

The weird piece of fabric was dangling in front of the two ladies, leaving them stunned.

Maybe mask merchants won't talk nonsense only when introducing their products.

Thinking that the other party was in for a surprise, he proudly pulled the two ropes at the back of the blouse, and immediately the two separate hoods turned into one.

If there are really two people wearing this blouse together, their heads must be glued together at this time, and it can even be said to be "intimate" like mouth to mouth.

"I have observed you, and your behavior just now specifically requires such clothing."

"Oh my god!" the ladies exclaimed, with helpless faces and speechless faces.

The mask merchant became more confident. He didn't understand the other person's expression at all. He said: "You are understanding people. I understand what you understand. I am also an understanding person. An understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand..."

"You are really a lunatic, stay away from us!" The man couldn't help it, and pulled the two ladies back to him to leave.

But the next second, the mask merchant hurriedly started selling products for him.

"I have a product that will definitely match your expectations, if only you had your expectations."

After talking nonsense, he took out a very long and weird pipe and handed it to the other party.

"Look at this, unless you can't see."

The man took a look and found that there were so many holes in the pipe's stem that it looked like a flute.

"Ah! You are indeed interested. If I guessed it correctly, I must have guessed it right." The mask vendor continued to promote, "This is a cigarette rod. You can smoke twenty cigarettes at a time!"

He began to show the men's holes and continued: "How handsome and sexy! It's a pity that it's a bit expensive and time-consuming, because if you want to smoke this kind of cigarette, you need to insert the cigarettes one by one and light them. The biggest problem

Yes, it’s not easy to flick cigarette ashes..."

The man's face turned pale instantly.

"Glow above! I'm going crazy!"

After he yelled, he pushed the mask merchant away and forcibly took his female companion's hand to leave the terrace.

The outrageous businessman tilted his neck and stared at the missed business, shrugging helplessly: "Well...if I didn't say the wrong thing, then I probably said the wrong thing."

Without any emotion of failure, the mysterious mask merchant is looking for new customers again.

He noticed that there were other guests taking a break outside on the terrace, so he focused on an old man with white hair.

Trotting over, the bells on his ankles and wrists kept ringing, and the mask merchant quickly arrived in front of him.

"You know what I would say if you heard what I said."

The white-haired old man didn't respond. He drank from a goblet and looked at Lilcui in the distance under the night.

"Qiang! Magnifying glass cigarette lighter! If you don't have a lighter or matches, you can..."

Before the businessman finished speaking, the old man suddenly turned sideways and looked at him with a smile.

After the two people's eyes met, the mask merchant was stunned immediately. He held the product in his hand, but did not continue to use his sales tactics.

"Ah~! Please forgive me for being reckless, if I was reckless."

He actually apologized, as if he had seen the old man in front of him.

The latter took a sip of wine and greeted him naturally: "Sorry, businessman, I'm not here to buy anything from you today."

The businessman put the wooden pole behind him and disappeared for some reason.

"Not seeing each other for several years is like a few years apart..."

The old man's eyes moved upward, as if he was recalling something.

"Oh...a few years, but time is meaningless, you should understand."

After speaking, he lowered his head and looked at the square paving on the ground.

"I'm waiting for the young master of my family to change logic and history."


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