Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 14 From now on, we will be regarded as our masters! [New book, please give me everything]
Chapter 14 From now on, we will be regarded as our masters! [New book, please give me everything]
On stage
Qi Yuncheng had a feeling of regret, "I brought the old man back to rescue him now, but unfortunately, he was not rescued."
"At the age of eighty-five, I was exhausted." Luan Yunping said silently.
"Can't mention this, can't mention it!"
The more he talked, the sadder he became. Qi Yun Chengdu was about to cry. He couldn't help but let out a sob, and quickly went to get the white handkerchief on the table to wipe his tears.
For no other reason than to highlight the deep relationship between myself and the old man.
Just seeing her partner like this, Luan Yunping became a little curious, so she leaned over and whispered, "I guess you won't be so sad if our master dies, right?"
Hahahaha!
Three points for teasing and seven points for praise.
The audience burst into laughter after hearing Luan Yunping's words.
After all, this is a beloved disciple, and he can actually say such things.
When Yu Qian heard this, he had to admit that this was a very good answer. He looked at the stage and muttered, "This is really good!"
Guo Degang nodded along beside him. Even though the two talents were collaborating for the second game, it was obvious that they put their heart into it, and Xiao Luan also matched Qi Yuncheng's style.
It’s not easy.
Just looking at it like this, Guo De just thought of something and suddenly turned to look at his senior brother, "Are these two okay?"
"Indeed!" Yu Qian nodded while analyzing, "Yun Cheng has a lot of clever ideas, and sometimes it's not easy to catch the things he gives.
If he can't catch it, then the burden of his personal performance will be much less.
This is also the reason why the partners have been changed a lot but no suitable one can be found.
But Xiao Luan’s style is very smooth and she can catch it calmly.”
"Okay! Let's just let Xiao Luan do the special show." Guo Degang felt happy in his heart, because this was a temporary decision on his partner.
So I continued to watch the two children's performance without delay.
Qi Yuncheng, how could he not react to Captain Luan's abrupt retort? He immediately pushed him, "Can Master be the same as the old man?
Kiss from another generation!
It’s so kind to me!”
"Oh!" Luan Yunping smiled and nodded calmly.
"Hey!"
Qi Yuncheng sighed again and said with a move, "Hurry up and call the four aunts to take care of the funeral.
In addition, the old man also said before his death that after his death, he would be cremated in Yanjing and his ashes would be scattered on the ground of Yanjing."
"This is the idea of returning to one's hometown."
"The matter of ashes is easy to handle, but now that the old man has passed away and left so much money and property..."
Before she finished speaking, Luan Yunping thought of this and suddenly pulled Qi Yuncheng over, looking very interested. After all, it was De Yun who was in charge of money.
So he spoke.
"This is good.
The four aunts came over to solve this trivial matter and get a cent for the money.
That’s a lot of money.”
"No, you didn't make it clear." Qi Yuncheng waved his hand and began to explain, "These four aunts are richer than the old man, so they won't lose anything if they divide the money.
He told me that day that all the money was spent anyway.
Just forget it, it cost 200 million to save the old man that day."
"It only costs 200 million for rescue?" The more he said it, the more powerful it became, and Luan Yunping had to be surprised.
"Traditional Chinese medicine, Western medicine, folk prescriptions, all major hospitals in Yanjing have been read. Just buying the spatula cost more than 80 million."
"Wait a minute!"
Finally hearing that something was wrong, Luan Yunping's expression of interest just now turned down. She stretched out her hand to stop, "Why are you buying a spatula?"
Qi Yuncheng made a motion to clear the toilet, "The roll he ate was too much, so he had to use a spatula to push it out!
It’s also a small electric solid gold pusher.”
"I really treat the old man as a toilet."
"It's a lot of money. By the way, don't talk about it." Qi Yuncheng knocked on the table, then pointed to the backstage, "Just say that I asked temporary workers for help before, and there was a burning mother!"
"Burn mom?"
"Yes, it was actually just carrying water and wiping the floor. I went there for three days and gave out more than 70 million yuan."
"More than 70 million for three days of work?" Luan Yunping's voice was almost shouting at this moment. After all, he might not be able to earn so much money in Deyun in a lifetime.
Seeing him so surprised, Qi Yuncheng thought he didn't believe it, so he said again, "If you don't believe it, ask Shao Ma."
"Wait a minute, first tell me who this Shao Ma is?"
"Damn sesame seed cakes."
"Okay, damn the sesame biscuits. I'm just saying that sesame biscuits are a waste of money these days."
"My mother-in-law got more, giving her more than 90 million!"
After being stunned for a moment, Luan Yunping asked again in confusion, "Who is your mother-in-law?"
"Yue Yunpeng's mother!"
Snap!
Luan Yunping suddenly clapped her hands behind the crosstalk table, looking like she was solving a case, "That's right.
This is definitely not running.
He treated me to breakfast this morning. This has never happened since I joined Deyun!"
"Look!"
As soon as the words fell.
The expressions of the two people have amused many people. It’s not really a big deal, but it’s just interesting.
And the actors performed very smoothly and well.
Of course, with great blessings and longevity, Qi Yuncheng can also be used as a teaser or as a compliment.
But when it comes to praise, it really depends on your identity to be fun, which is why I mentioned Dalin before taking the stage.
But at this moment, Qi Yunzheng is about to enter a serious life.
"Everyone, don't look at these aunts who spend a lot of money and are high-end people, but they like our folk art very much.
Especially this cross talk."
"Listen to cross talk?"
"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng affirmed, and then pointed to the auditorium below, "Sit wherever you want, and find a stop where some crosstalk people are talking.
It’s fun before I even speak.
This guy is so ridiculous. Why does he look like this? Come on, give me 10,000 yuan."
"You didn't say anything, so you get 10,000 yuan?"
"Not only that, she bowed on stage and got 5,000 yuan, and said a cross talk and got 12,000 yuan. If she couldn't listen to a short talk, she would spend 100 million yuan just for fun."
"Huo oh, who said that cross talk is in a downturn?" Luan Yunping started to feel itchy in her heart. After all, he was also talking about cross talk.
When he saw that he was itching, Qi Yuncheng must have seized the opportunity and continued to pass on the words.
"At this time, I don't know who started gossiping, saying that a crosstalk talker named Luan Yunping in Yanjing was killed, and the four aunts didn't sleep.
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I'm in a hurry."
"What's going on?" When she mentioned herself, Luan Yunping stared at Qi Yuncheng with all her attention, for fear of missing a word.
"Go to Luan Yunping. We have all heard what Yanjing said about cross talk, but we have never heard what he said. So as long as you go, the money in the whole house will be yours."
"Really?"
"Of course, I just want to ask you, do you want to go?"
"Go!"
"Then it's agreed." Qi Yuncheng nodded solemnly. He had completed the tasks of those aunts, but the conversation changed.
He touched his chin and looked carefully at Luan Yunping's whole body.
"Let's go back, but you also know that when we are doing white things, there is quite a lot of noise. We dress like white people inside and outside the house.
If you want to wear this coat, you will be beaten to death."
Looking down at her coat, Luan Yunping felt a little overwhelmed because the color she wore was quite bright.
All green.
So I asked, "What should I do?"
At this time, Qi Yun suddenly had bad thoughts. He glanced left and right, waited for a second or two before speaking, "To be honest, you should be in a situation, no matter how much or how little, you have to bring some white."
"Why is it white?"
Qi Yun finally gestured at his waist, "You can even tie a white belt around your waist. Once I tied it, my aunt took one look and said, Luan Yunping, who talks about cross talk, is sensible.
Give me 300 million."
"You can get 300 million for wearing a belt?"
"That's what I mean, are you OK?"
Scratching her head, Luan Yunping was speechless for a moment, completely unaware that she had been tricked.
"I have both parents. Is it nice to hang a belt?"
"Oh, this is really a thing."
Qi Yuncheng was also considerate of him, but his eyes suddenly turned to the side screen, "I want to ask you something!"
"Say!"
"If one day our master is gone, will you express your condolences?"
"Once a teacher, always a father, Dai."
"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng shouted, pointing downwards with his hand, "Then you treat our master as dead from now on, how about it?"