Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 15 Just say it’s the bastard left behind by the old man! [Please give me all the data for the new book, please]
Chapter 15 Just say it’s the bastard left behind by the old man! [Please give me all the data for the new book, please]
"Then how about you treat our master as our master from now on?"
Say the words fiercely to Luan Yunping.
The audience below burst into laughter.
Many viewers even felt that Qi Yuncheng had a grudge against his master. I can add that, but the sneak peek just now was really the soul to them.
Amid laughter, Luan Yunping acted as if she didn't know how to speak, "No, our master is still here, and it's really ugly."
"It doesn't matter, let's make up for it with money. Now let's ask you whether you want to get pricked or not."
"What about pricking?"
"I dare not say anything else. I will give you one hundred thousand first! You will also have your share of the money in the house at the back."
"One hundred thousand?"
Luan Yunping was really in trouble now. It was a struggle between morality and conscience. She looked at Qi Yuncheng with a grimace and said, "One hundred thousand dollars can't make me violate my conscience.
My parents and master are all here."
"Two hundred thousand!"
"No, let's talk properly first, don't talk about money or not."
"Three hundred thousand!"
"Three hundred thousand is impossible."
"Half a million!!"
Qi Yuncheng's words came out, and Luan Yunping instantly felt like a different person, acting very calmly, "Oh, if the master is gone, he will be gone.
There are half a million, so it won’t be much of a problem.”
Hahahahaha!
"Okay!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The audience suddenly burst into joy.
One after another, they are stacked higher.
"I'm laughing so hard. It's only been so long now that Qi Yuncheng has instigated a rebellion, and it's Captain Luan."
"When it comes to Dai Xiao, I can have a premonition, but when I actually say it, I am still so caught off guard."
"One thing I have to say is that I hope Qi Yuncheng's team will grow stronger and he will be the king of the tomb in the future."
……
Thousands of people were in high spirits, and at this time, Guo Degang in the background was really not mad at the child, but he was also very happy, so he didn't know what his expression was.
Pointing to Qi Yuncheng on the stage, he said, "Brother, the word "Xiao Luan" was definitely invented by Yuncheng. It's so hard to slip away."
When Yu Qian heard the baggage on the stage, he laughed loudly and then said something.
"You can see the style, so I'll tell you why the backstage scenes lasted so long. The emotions are here."
After saying these two sentences, there are far more than just the two of them in the background.
Shaobing, Xiaoyue and others are all here.
Knowing that Qi Yuncheng had beaten them up before, he didn't feel anything at all, but at this time, Wu Daxia really felt goosebumps.
Let them say it, they can do it even if they bite the bullet.
It's a performance.
But my heart is definitely trembling because of the rules they have cultivated since childhood.
But the two people on the stage didn't have this, and they were very happy when they smashed and hung. This is why there was such a big feedback.
"Should I make it up to you?",
On the stage, amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng happily said something.
Luan Yunping is naturally very happy, that's five hundred thousand.
It's just that Qi Yuncheng had so few ideas. After the atmosphere calmed down a little, he sounded a little tentative.
"You've already fastened your belt, why don't you put on your robe too."
"Filial robe?"
As soon as she said this, Luan Yunping subconsciously made some signs on her body, and then after thinking about her own appearance, she decisively refused, "This is not good. When I put it on, my colleagues said that both of Luan Yunping's parents were wearing mourning clothes.
If it’s just a belt, it can be dealt with.”
Qi Yuncheng was unhappy and glanced at him, "Don't ask me to stop. Peking Opera Hong Ni Guan has a little painted face on the stage and is dressed like a white man from head to toe.
Is it so difficult that he will no longer be alive?"
Luan Yunping took a step forward and went over to stop, "I know what you're talking about. People are just a show. Besides, they wear mourning clothes and pay lottery money."
"Hi!"
Qi Yuncheng talked for a long time and thought it was something, but he still wanted money, so he simply said, "I'm just asking you if you want to wear something?"
"Do you want to wear it?" Luan Yunping repeated what she had just asked.
"Take two and go!"
"Cucumber?"
Qi Yuncheng nodded at Luan Yunping in disgust, "I haven't seen anything on the market at first glance. Two pieces of gold, one half a pound.
Just ask if you want it!
Wear it if you want it, pull it down if you don’t want it.”
"Wear!!!"
For fear of missing something good, Luan Yunping quickly answered.
"Those who talk about cross talk are smart after all, not just for money."
"That's right!"
"There's just one more thing I need to tell you!"
The words fell
Qi Yuncheng began to look at him again, and when he looked at him, Luan Yunping felt cold all over even if the table was in front of her.
I don’t know what he is thinking.
As for what else to think about, I would trick him into wearing a filial piety hat, white shoes and a red heel.
And after all this time spent fooling around.
We will soon come to the last link.
That is the banner-beating, which is the most important part of this cross talk.
But when she knew that she was going to write a banner with the words "Western Introduction", Luan Yunping really quit. She supported the crosstalk table with one hand and waved with the other.
"No, I'm not going! Are you looking for someone to be your son? There are so many people backstage, why didn't you come find me earlier?"
"I looked for it, and they don't look like it."
"If you want to co-write my portrait? I won't do it either. I have two parents, how depressing it is. My peers will laugh at me when the time comes."
Qi Yuncheng smashed his lips and exhorted, "There are so many gold bars, and the old man also has more than 8,000 acres of rubber forest."
"No!" Luan Yunping replied hastily.
"More than twenty ships!"
"I don't care!"
"More than a dozen banks are yours!"
"I've seen them all!"
"So many traders are yours!"
"That's not all for me!"
"The old man has four female secretaries in front of him!"
"The old man is already eighty-five this year, but the female secretary is also seventy!"
"Those four are Asian ladies! Each of them is as beautiful as a fairy. My aunts and grandmothers said that whoever flags down the four secretaries will be hers.
After everything is done, move to Nanyang and live. The business is yours. The five of you can live together and enjoy endless prosperity and wealth.
If you don’t do it, someone else will.”
嘡嘡嘡!
He teased and yelled out the controversial words with almost no pause, in order to express the emotions of the characters.
Even though I don’t have much to say, this back and forth is emotionally draining.
It’s also the skill of cross talk!
But when she heard the female secretary say this, Luan Yunping, who was still angry, froze in place for half a second. In this half second, the old and young men below were full of smiles.
Who wouldn’t want four female secretaries?
Still so beautiful.
Luan Yunping naturally did the same. When she recovered, she quickly called Qi Yuncheng who was about to step down.
"Come back!!!"
As soon as he shouted, Qi Yuncheng, who was about to go down, was startled, and suddenly turned around, "What are you doing? If you don't do it, others will."
"Don't be angry, don't be angry." Luan Yunping, who had changed her mind, quickly said something nice and smiled, "I was confused just now, this is okay!"
He agreed, but Qi Yuncheng's face did not improve. He clapped his hands and said, "Whatever you do, look at your state.
Besides, if I really find you and ask you to wave banners and cry like this, the neighbors will say it’s not right. The old man has never had a son or grandson in his life. Where did this come from!”
"Yo!"
This matter also made Luan Yunping a little uncomfortable, and she couldn't say anything for a long time.
However, Qi Yuncheng's expression changed and he came up with a way. He looked at his partner and said, "How about this.
Just say it’s a bastard left over from the old man’s visit to the red light district when he was young.”
As soon as the word "bastard" was spoken, the thousands of spectators in the audience were completely off guard by Qi Yuncheng.
I have never seen such direct damage!
It’s hard to say back the key point of praise, I look aggrieved!
So after seeing it, everyone was so happy that they couldn't stop talking!
"Oh, I guess I'm going to die laughing here. Facts have proved that Qi Yuncheng not only harmed Master, but also everyone around him."
"I feel sorry for Captain Luan, why is he the only one praising Qi Yuncheng?"
"Anyway, I like Qi Yuncheng, his style is so bad!"
"When will his next show be? It would be a pity not to go see it."