Chapter 52 This is still a master! [New book asks for everything]
Being pulled by Luan Yunping, Qi Yuncheng couldn't get down with the roast duck.
Then the gifts in his hands and on the side of the table were cleared away by Shaobing and Xiaosi who came out from the side curtain.
The stage is not big to begin with.
Afraid of blocking the audience's view.
After everything is done.
Qi Yuncheng returned to the microphone and put down the audience's ticket.
"Thank you for being so enthusiastic, I'll have dinner today.
As for the cross talk "Riddles on the Lantern" that you just performed, if you know it, it was my master's son Guo Qiling, who performed it for the first time.
Please pay more attention.
At the same time, through Guo Qiling, everyone can also see that my master is in good health and can spend so much effort to become so fat.
Hey~~"
The partner suddenly sighed. Luan Yunping, who was behind the table, didn't understand, "No, why are you sighing?"
Qi Yuncheng's expression tightened, looking a little worried, "Master is in such good health, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive him."
"It's all such a mess, it won't matter anymore!"
The audience in the small theater was full of smiles thanks to the smashing performance introduced by the previous pair of actors.
They understood that it was fortunate that Teacher Guo was not here, otherwise this sentence would not have come out.
At this moment, Dalin stood at the side curtain and kept watching his brother's performance. At first glance, he felt that he was far behind.
My brother came on stage and smashed things up at will, but he could only follow the words, and even he was a little unable to follow Yan Hexiang's words.
But this is not something he can solve immediately. It requires a lot of stage experience and finding his own style.
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng continued, "Let's talk about Guo Qiling. Although he is a little fat, he also knows how to exercise.
How about exercising well.
No, you start fighting with someone right after you exercise!"
"Huh?" Luan Yunping asked curiously while holding the table, "Why are you still fighting?"
"The kids were playing, but when they came back their faces were blue. I asked him what happened and he said they were fighting.
I'm confused, you are highly myopic and so fat, why are you still fighting?"
"Yeah."
"Where are the glasses?"
After Zi Gu Zi said this, Qi Yuncheng changed into Dalin's identity and made a gesture of digging out his trouser pocket with his right hand.
Then pass it forward.
After handing it over, he changed back and asked Dalin.
"Why aren't these glasses broken?"
"What did Dalin say?"
"Brother, I'm afraid that my glasses will break. I'll look at them before I hit them. Then I'll take them off and hit them based on my own memory!"
"Huo!" Luan Yunping was shocked when she heard this, "This is still a master!!!"
Hahahaha!
As handfuls of baggage came out, the audience in the small theater burst into laughter. At the same time, at this moment, they were even more impressed by Dalin.
And just like what Luan Yunping praised, this is not a master or anything, the key is that the picture is there.
After the audience laughed for a while, Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng and asked again, "What was the final result?"
"Wouldn't this make people beat me?"
"Hey! There's no way I won't get beaten."
At this point, Qi Yuncheng is also very happy. The atmosphere in a small theater is much more comfortable than a large venue. You can talk about anything and be entertained.
But we still have to get into the real life today.
"Da Lin is now a teenager. He is a child who watches too many martial arts TV series and thinks he is a hero.
You can knock down a group of people without looking at it, but how can there be so many knights?
That's a literary work."
"It's true, it's all fiction."
"Nowadays, if Yanjing City is looking for such knights, one or two would be considered a great thing!"
"That's still true." Luan Yunping was very interested in this matter, so she chimed in again.
After he said this, Qi Yunzheng turned around and looked at him, with a smile on his lips, "For example, your father!!"
"Hey, why did I wake you up like this!"
Luan Yunping suddenly turned her head, showing annoyance, obviously she had hit the muzzle of the gun.
Qi Yuncheng and the audience below were very happy. The former clapped his hands and said, "Yes, Luan Yunping's father is a martial artist.
Awesome!
And I am willing to talk about people we are familiar with on this stage, such as your father and my brother!"
"Eh? What are you talking about?" Luan Yunping quickly stretched out her hand and stopped her.
Qi Yuncheng had a surprised expression, then pointed to the side screen, "That's right, I just mentioned Guo Qiling!"
"It's possible to separate, my dear, you've grown up a generation in an instant."
"Tsk!" Qi Yuncheng turned his face away, "You are boring!"
"Why is it boring?"
"Don't think they are the same person!"
"How refreshing. You brought Dalin to take advantage of me, right? Form a group!"
When he said this, Qi Yuncheng looked serious, waved his hand, and then raised his voice several times, "I won't admit it anyway!!!"
"Nonsense!!! He didn't admit it either!!"
A little bit of survival.
The audience watching them upstairs and downstairs is almost dying.
This is the difference between listening to cross talk on TV and listening to cross talk live. The actors are here, the atmosphere is here, it is easy to make people happy.
Not to mention the showmanship of these two on the stage.
Of course, in the end Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to clarify for Luan Yunping, "Okay, okay, now your father and Guo Qiling are two people."
"I was never alone before."
"Let's just say your father is a martial artist."
"Okay, just talk about him."
"Proficient in all eighteen types of weapons, including swords, guns, swords and halberds, axes, hooks and forks, whips, maces and hammers, cudgels and sticks, and shooting stars!
Something with a sharp point, something with a thorn, something with an edge, something with a blade, something with a rope, something with a chain, something with a hook, something with an Emei thorn.
Long or short, hard or soft, single or double, square or round, your father can do it all!!"
A short paragraph came out, and the audience listened attentively, and Luan Yunping praised it again, "How many?"
"Oh, you are so awesome. And your father has been determined since he was a child that he must be a martial artist."
"Practice martial arts!"
"The old man has practiced martial arts so that he is invulnerable to cold and heat, and invulnerable to weapons and weapons. But these are secondary. What really matters is the weapons I mentioned earlier."
Picking up the fan on the table, Qi Yuncheng used his hands in tandem to make a martial arts display.
"Among them, this sword is your father's favorite and best sword. He was a disciple of his old mentor, a well-known figure in the martial arts world, and a disciple of Ximen Chuixue."
"His name?"
"Simon blows the lamp!"
Hearing this name, Luan Yunping was speechless, "Are you going to die?"
"Why die! This is the name, but this sword is not easy to learn. At the same time, this sword is divided into civil and military swords. The main difference is Sui'er!"
Holding the fan, Qi Yuncheng pointed to the end of it, "This tassel is not called a tassel, it's called a sword robe! In addition, only scholars wear swords like this, not martial arts practitioners.
Luan Yunping's father practices with the lamp-blowing teacher in a small dark room every day."
"Really?" Luan Yunping has never heard of this.
Qi Yuncheng raised his head and pointed, "Light a small pink lamp in the dark room and play swordplay here."
"What is this hair washing room?" Luan Yunping suddenly thought about the scene and understood, "A small black room lights a small pink lamp, and two people are twisting and playing swords in it?
Why does this place sound so familiar to me?"
Qi Yuncheng suddenly felt happy and turned to look at him, "So you've been there often?"