Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 53 Nonsense, that’s for Xun! [New book asking for everything]
Chapter 53 Nonsense, that’s for Xun! [New book asking for everything]
"So you've been there a lot?"
"No! From your introduction, I've definitely never been there!"
Luan Yunping was so frightened that she quickly clarified herself, otherwise she would not be able to speak anymore.
The audience was very excited. This is indeed something that small theaters talk about.
At this moment, Qi Yuncheng still held the fan in his hand, waving it while saying, "Wherever there was that thing back then, just say they were practicing the big sword there!"
"Well, that's still the same thing."
"The sword will do."
"That's pretty much it."
"Then something happened that hit your father very hard."
"What happened?"
"I found out that someone in this martial arts community wants to harm the teacher."
Luan Yunping asked, "Blow out the lamp?"
"Don't sound so unlucky, blowing the lamp is not what you think."
Scratching her head, Luan Yunping felt that she had misunderstood, "What two words are those?",
"Blow is a word with a mouth and a blow, and a lamp is a fire with a ding!"
"Then it's still those two words."
Seeing that he couldn't make sense, Qi Yuncheng directly changed the topic, "At midnight, a thief came. He hit the outside of the wall and climbed in.
Standing there is for the competition.
The teacher looked at him and stood with his sword in hand, "Come on, bring me my red pants."
Speaking of which, some people don’t understand what this is for.
Luan Yunping was very clear about her role as a partner. She looked at the audience below to explain, and at the same time said in an admiring tone, "This is probably because she is afraid of being splashed with blood. It's awesome."
"Look outside again." After Qi Yuncheng finished speaking, he raised his head and cluttered his hands, "Click, rub, rub, and more than a hundred people came in!"
"Oh, there are so many people."
"The teacher looked at it."
Qi Yuncheng smiled coldly, with an air of superiority, "Come on, bring me my yellow pants."
After being slightly startled, Luan Yunping paused for a second or two and gave an explanation, "Is this because I'm afraid of splashing feces on my pants?"
"Why are you so dirty?" Qi Yuncheng frowned and took a step back, not wanting to stand with him.
"Nonsense, how can I change into yellow pants?"
"That's to confuse the enemy! Oh! The enemy saw it and wondered, what does this guy mean by suddenly wearing pants?"
"This makes no sense at all."
After saying this, Luan Yunping's whole attitude to the audience was that she was speechless and speechless.
Here Qi Yuncheng stretched his legs to show that he was wearing pants, and after finishing wearing them, he shouted.
"Let the fight begin!!"
"This is a fight."
"The leader of the thief has a reputation in the world, and his nickname is vampire."
"Huo!!" This nickname was so good that Luan Yunping couldn't help but be surprised when she heard it.
At the same time, Qi Yuncheng continued to compare swords with a fan while describing the power of this person, "This is the guy, if you go over with a knife, click, he can bite it with his mouth open.
This iron knife can make you bleed if you use force."
"This ability is so great."
"Pass the sword over here! If you bite it, you can still bleed."
After saying it again, Luan Yunping couldn't help but wonder, "So why is this?"
"Later I found out that this man had severe gingivitis!"
"Hey, suck your own blood?"
Qi Yuncheng extended his thumb and said again, "That's awesome!!"
"Oh, let's go to the hospital quickly."
"At this time, the two people started fighting, and they fought each other instantly. However, it must be said that Teacher Ximen is so powerful. With one click of the sword, the vampire died.
Killed a severe gingivitis patient."
"He doesn't have this disease, and he won't die."
"Then the police uncle came and took the teacher away. Before leaving, he told your father, remember to be a bitch!!"
"Stop yelling now!"
"Later the teacher was sentenced to death, so no one taught your father anymore, but your father was self-taught and learned a weapon by himself."
"What!"
"Dart! And it's a hidden dart!"
"This hidden mark is a hidden weapon."
"That's right!" Qi Yuncheng gestured all over his body, "You can't find this dart hidden on your body. Even if you take it off completely, you won't know where the dart is hidden!"
"It's amazing."
"He can reach out and get it."
After the words fell, Qi Yuncheng put his right hand behind himself, and then threw it towards the point as fast as lightning.
Look at this.
The laughter in the theater started, because it goes without saying that I knew where it was hidden.
Luan Yunping, on the other hand, looked confused, looking behind Qi Yuncheng for a while, and then staring at the direction in which the dart flew.
He waited for two or three seconds before speaking loudly.
"My father inserted the dart into his butt, and I said he couldn't find it? Is there such a thing hidden?"
"No need to hit you!"
"What should we do?"
Qi Yuncheng quickly leaned to the side and said, "I'll hit you in the face, then lie down!!"
"Nonsense, it was smoked by shit!!"
Hahahaha!
The audience in the small theater couldn't help bursting into laughter again.
Moreover, this is the first time for many new viewers to know that they can taste the cross talk. The key is that some people even listen to it while drinking tea.
I almost squirted out.
Fortunately, I held it in, otherwise it would have affected others. After all, there were many people today, both before and after.
But there is no one who doesn’t love the cross talk between these two people.
Of course, cross talk is a market culture, and it is definitely inseparable from these, not to mention that in such a small place and small theater, it is enough to amuse the audience.
As for what happened after that, the cross talk between the two of them was almost all about the old man's wanderings in the world.
There was a lot of baggage, and the audience's emotions were naturally gradually aroused.
Don’t look, it’s only the second scene.
It hasn’t even been an hour since I left the venue.
But after the fall, applause and laughter were everywhere in the theater.
In this atmosphere, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping resumed their story and then went down to rest.
The ones who are ready to take the stage are Shaobing and Xiaosi. Their style is talkative and lively, so there is no big problem in taking over the next stage.
When the sesame cakes were served, they went backstage to rest.
Backstage at Deyun Small Theater, there are many makeup mirrors and many facilities in different venues.
The layout here is more like a living room.
There is a coffee table in the middle, surrounded by various types of chairs or stools.
Even small wooden stools are just a pile.
As for the wall, hanging is the portrait of the ancestor and the photo of the late gentleman.
There is also a full-length mirror placed at the exit of the backstage, specifically for actors to check their appearance.
After coming down, Luan Yunping lifted the teapot on the coffee table, then took two new paper cups, poured two glasses of water, and handed one to Qi Yuncheng.
"This is only the second show, but it can be seen that the audience's mood is not low."
"No, it has to be like this so that the audience can come a second time."
"That's right."
After Luan Yunping drank the water in the cup, she asked curiously, "I saw a more professional camera down there, where is it?"
"Hi, Mr. Hou made this, I want to record it and have a look."