Chapter 677 Master probably only has a few days left!
"Master, Master, Master!"
After returning from the lounge, Zhou Gulan hurriedly looked for someone, her pace and speech were very fast, and she didn't know that there was a wolf chasing her behind.
"What's wrong? We're recording the program, can't we be more reserved?"
"No, Master, I have spied the information."
Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but laugh, "Have you gone to work as a spy? Are you still spying on intelligence?"
"Grandpa Guo's side, Grandpa Guo's sign actually has a line drawn on it."
"Yo, really?"
Upon hearing this, the actors backstage immediately gathered around.
Shaobing, Xiaosi, Qin Xiaoxian, and Zhou Jiuliang were all in the same situation. Luan Yunping didn't think it was a big deal and remained motionless.
As for Dalin, he is no longer here and left immediately after a phone call.
Originally, he didn't perform today and just joined in the fun. If he had something to do, he would leave as soon as possible and said hello to his father.
"You've already drawn a line, so Brother Luan also drew a line?" Qin Xiaoxian immediately asked anxiously.
Zhou Gulan kept nodding his head.
Qin Xiaoxian felt really sorry for her. Needless to say, the one painted by Brother Luan must have been implicated. After all, the two of them had a conversation, so they naturally had to paint it together.
"It seems that today is quite difficult. Except for the first time when Master kept drawing dots, Master has not drawn dots very much in recent periods."
Shaobing said, Xiaosi didn't know it and started talking nonsense.
"Hey, does it mean that Jiulang and the others will have a high probability of being drawn? If the probability is very high, then wouldn't everyone lose one vote? There is not much difference."
"If you know the gap, you know the gap. Why don't you want to be eliminated? Master, there must be something wrong with drawing a bar. You should pay attention to this."
"That's right, I'm obsessed with lard."
After a few words, a group of fellow apprentices started chatting about this topic.
While they were chatting, Qi Yuncheng looked at his apprentice and said, "Are you trying to keep us in check? Besides, in the end of the show, only me and your Uncle Jiuliang will be left."
When he was told, Zhou Gulan stuck out his tongue and said, "Master, I'm just passing on the information. I didn't think much about it. Do you want me to go and find out more? It's already being acted. I don't know if there are any differences."
"Come on, it looks like an intelligence station. Just rest first."
"oh."
Unable to play anymore, Zhou Gulan could only listen to the master's words and walked to the side to get the milk sponsored by the sponsor and take a sip. There were not many things in the Douxiao Club, but this thing was the only one.
Drink as much as you want.
But I can’t drink too much, just one bottle is enough, and then I sit with Master and watch the show on the screen.
After watching for more than ten minutes, she felt that it was almost time to prepare for the final scene.
But when he left the backstage, he suddenly stopped and turned to Master, a bit pleading, "Master, can I still come next time? I think it's fun and we can play games together."
"You were just watching."
"It makes me happy just to look at you, Master, okay? Please."
The smell of pleading became stronger, and his eyes even showed a bit of grievance. Qi Yuncheng looked elsewhere and then looked directly at her again, "If you were a boy, I would never agree to do this every day."
"Hey!" Zhou Gulan knew that Master agreed and smiled brightly, "Master, hello, but if I were a boy, I would learn cross talk with you. I also really like learning cross talk.
It’s a pity that my daughter is learning cross talk, which is only for entertainment.”
"Okay, you have regained your energy after a day. Go and wait. I have to change into my coat."
"Then I'll change it for you before we go."
She almost forgot about this. Zhou Gulan was busy in her cheongsam and went to get her master's coat. Fortunately, she remembered, otherwise she would have missed it.
It is a normal thing for an apprentice to help his master put on his coat.
But this reminded her of the first time she helped Master put on a coat. Not long after arriving at Master's house, it was the first time she came into contact with coat-style clothing, but she buttoned the wrong buttons.
It’s funny to think about it now.
In this way, after helping Master button up and put on his coat, Zhou Gulan immediately set off to the side curtain, where Qi Yuncheng and Zhou Jiuliang were also waiting there.
Meng Hetang, Zhang Helun, and Yang Jiulang failed in their cross talk, and Zhou Gulan came on stage again.
"Now please enjoy the cross talk "Talk About Hygiene"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Zhou Jiuliang! Please give me a round of applause!!"
A loud bang.
The audience was completely excited, cheering and applauding one after another.
"The popularity is still here, the man didn't run away for any reason." Yu Qian said in the lounge, looking at the fierce movement at the scene.
Guo Degang nodded and said, "It's really not easy for crosstalk actors these days to have good looks and a career at the same time.
Anything short of it will fall short of the standard.”
"There's nothing we can do about it. Times are like this, but good business is still the most important thing."
Amid the excitement, Qi Yuncheng and Zhou Jiuliang stood on the stage and bowed. After bowing, they took an extra step closer to the microphone to speak.
"Thank you everyone, you are so enthusiastic. How can He Dehe get so much applause."
Zhou Jiuliang agreed from behind the table, "I'm so flattering to you all."
Abruptly, Qi Yuncheng began to look up at everyone, "But speaking of it, this is the first time Douxia Club has invited so many viewers to record a program, and it is on this Tianchan stage."
"Big."
"Yes, just because it is big and looks high-end, we as actors have to follow certain makeup and dress standards for our performances. Some actors even like to be clean and take a special shower before coming to the theater to perform.
This is our responsibility to the theater and the audience.
Let you all see our best side.
Unlike previous performances, I didn’t pay attention to these at all and just came with my coat lifted up.”
"Be cleaner than before!" Zhou Jiuliang listened to the words and then added another sentence.
"You must love cleanliness, not only love peace, but also have a healthy body. The body is the capital of the revolution." Qi Yuncheng said, and suddenly looked at Zhou Jiuliang, "Your body looks good, but what do you think of me?
"
"look at you?"
"Yes, compared to other people in Deyun Club, what do you think of my body?" Qi Yuncheng patted his chest to show off his physical condition.
But Zhou Jiuliang looked at him and shook his head, "You are considered thin, Brother Yue Yunpeng, how fat is your body? And Master Sun Yue, there is no room for him on a table."
"Hey, being fat does not mean that you are good. According to scientific research, it is found that fat people are more likely to get diseases than thin people. For example, my master has diabetes. I estimate that he will only be alive for a few days..."
"Huo oh, just wait for a while. Isn't Master going to be here?"
Ha ha ha ha!
Once again, Master was harmed, and the audience burst into bursts of joyful laughter in their seats.
But Guo Degang didn't miss this point in the lounge. When he looked back, he found Lan Lan beside him, so he simply didn't let Gao Xiaobai draw and spoke directly.
"Come on, Lanlan. You draw a picture for your master and uncle Jiuliang."
"okay."
After agreeing, Zhou Gulan drew a picture for Master and Jiuliang with a painful and reluctant expression. Yu Qian found this expression amusing.
With that look, it would be like killing her if she painted a picture for her master.
No wonder the master and apprentice are so good, they care about this.
"Let's make it clear, Master is in good health. He is watching our program in the lounge right now." Zhou Jiuliang was startled and quickly explained to the audience.
He explained that Qi Yuncheng was teasing him, "What are you thinking about? Master has diabetes and needs regular check-ups. The next check-up is probably only a few days away."
"Then you made it clear. It almost made me happy."
Zhou Jiuliang also got a laugh from this sentence.
"Don't think too much. Besides, have you seen me?" Qi Yuncheng gestured to himself again, "I don't weigh too much no matter what I eat, and I can even lose weight easily. But recently I have gained weight, and I have gained more than a kilogram."
"Yo, really?"
Zhou Jiuliang was very curious, "Did you go to the gym to exercise?"
"Exercise makes me lose weight."
"Yes, then there must be something good to eat!"
"nor."
"Then why did you gain more than a pound of weight?"
Qi Yuncheng was speechless, "This didn't happen in a day or two. It took me several months to increase so much."
"Really? Then you must have a good idea."
"Of course there is a method, but if there is no method, how can a person with my physique gain more than one pound?"
Having said this, Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand to make a gesture of invitation, and then faced the crowd of people below, "Since there is a good method, please introduce it to us all, so that we can also learn from it."
Qi Yuncheng readily agreed, "Okay, you can. As long as you follow my method, hold on and grit your teeth, you will definitely gain weight."
"Yeah?"
"It's increasing day by day."
The more he talked, the more he wanted to know. Zhou Jiuliang's speaking speed increased and he entered the business mode, "Then I'll give you a little time and tell everyone."
"It's very simple, you can do it as soon as you say it." Qi Yuncheng kept smiling.
"Really? Tell me how to increase it."
"Because of me..." Qi Yuncheng approached Zhou Jiuliang and made a long sound.
"how?"
"I haven't showered in half a year!"
Hahahahaha!
The cheerful laughter resounded throughout the theater. I have heard it all before, but I still can’t help but feel happy when I say it.
Moreover, cross talk pays attention to three turns and four shakes. Without the previous foreshadowing and interpretation, the final shake will be impossible to make a sound. This is the ability of an actor.
"Isn't this crazy? Not taking a shower for half a year?" Zhou Jiuliang complained.
Qi Yuncheng changed his tone and said, "Don't talk about me. One of my neighbors is even more powerful. This neighbor lives across from me. His surname is Guo and we call him Uncle Guo... He is so unhygienic."
There is no baggage here, but there are still viewers who want to laugh, because when mentioning Uncle Guo, they automatically think of Guo Degang.
For this reason, Qi Yuncheng had to spend more words, "It's either my master Guo Degang, or an uncle named Guo. He often doesn't wash his face, and his face is covered with mud wherever he goes. His neck is as black as a cart wheel, and his ears and eyes can grow wheat."
.
When I stretched out my hand, my fingernails were filled with black mud."
"This is too dirty."
"One day I went to the opposite yard to take a look." Qi Yuncheng looked at the scene in front of him, "I saw how well their house was cleaned, and Uncle Guo saw me.
Yo? Xiao Cheng is here? Come and sit, I will get you water and make tea.
I said don't make tea, I won't drink it, but I don't dare to leave."
"Why don't you dare to leave?" Zhou Jiuliang was curious.
Qi Yuncheng was in a dilemma, "I'm afraid he will hold me back."
"What's wrong with holding you back?"
"As soon as you grabbed me, your fingerprints were imprinted."
Zhou Jiu weighed it and added, "My hands are full of sludge."
"Speaking of the water tank they use to fetch water, there is no lid on the tank. To fill the water, they use a big iron kettle. When you open the lid of the iron kettle, you press it in.
Even arms, hands, and a kettle..."
Qi Yuncheng rolled up his sleeves and pressed down, "Goo-dong-guk-guk-dong, it's full. Pick it up and sit on the stove to boil water."
Logically speaking, this is not bad, but their children also raised a few fish caught by the river in this water tank."
"Look."
"No one in my family knows that three fishes in a jar of water have all gone into the kettle."
"Okay."
"After a while, the water will boil, and the fish in the kettle will be cooked."
"yes."
Qi Yuncheng glanced at Zhou Jiuliang and began to complain, "Fish soup with tea leaves, are you thinking whether it tastes good?"
Zhou Jiuwei shook his head crazily as if he was drinking something, "It can't be that good."
"But he really handed it to me. Come on, Xiaocheng, have a drink."
Qi Yuncheng held it with both hands and looked at the bowl in his hand, "I took it and took a look. The soup was white and mushy. I thought... I shouldn't drink it."
"how?"
"After I finished drinking, the milk came out."
Hahahahaha!
When the baggage came out, the sound was so good that even the uncle and the rest room couldn't hold it back, and they were so happy that they leaned forward and backward.
Obviously when it comes to his laughter, he is almost the same as Guo Degang, but he needs to be a little more restrained.
And Zhou Jiuliang went on to say, "What I caught is still crucian carp."
"This is Uncle Guo, he is very unhygienic. We cannot learn from him, and each of us must maintain personal hygiene and environmental hygiene."
"How do you do your personal hygiene?"
"When I see Uncle Guo like this, I must have changed. I exercise regularly and participate in labor. I get up early and go to bed early so that I don't worry about it. I don't drink cold water or eat lettuce. I don't eat snacks or unclean things.
I have X-rays done every year, I often get vaccinations, I carry anti-plague powder in my pocket, and I carry a fly swatter in my hand every day."
"Why are you always holding a fly swatter?"
Qi Yuncheng approached Zhou Jiuliang and continued: "My fly swatter is custom-made. It is wide and big, and the handle is long. If you see a fly, you will hit it and never let it go."
"One piece is one piece?"
"There are also times when the shot is not accurate. For example, last summer, as soon as I walked out of the gate with a fly swatter, I saw a fat man standing at the entrance of the alley.
Freshly shaved head.
I saw such a big fly landing on the back of my head."
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and pinched his fingernails, and asked his partner, "Do you want to be beaten?"
"Fight." Zhou Jiuliang nodded in response.
"Hit? Fatty, is he happy with it?"
"Then don't fight."
"If you don't fight, what are you doing with a fly swatter?"
"You discuss it with him."
"Discuss?" Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "If you discuss with him, the flies will fly away."
"Then what should we do?" Zhou Jiuliang held on to the table and was at a loss.
Qi Yuncheng: "As soon as I thought about it... let's hit him. After the beating, I waved the fly swatter and bang - hit the big fat man and covered the back of his head.