Chapter 94 Then the master is no longer a human being!
Chapter 95 Then the master is no longer a human being! [Please subscribe]
Yue Yunpeng: "Eat one rice and three peanuts. In a short time, three peanuts arrived.
He felt uncomfortable."
"Why am I feeling uncomfortable?"
“I’m confused about which one should I eat first?”
"There are only three peanuts, which one can't you eat?" Qi Yuncheng stood beside him, speechless.
"Oh, I got so angry that I wanted to slap myself in the face, but I didn't know which one to eat first! Then I figured out a way, let me draw lots."
Yue Yunpeng drew a few strokes with the index finger of her right hand on the palm of her left hand, continued to look at the audience and said, "Write three words, steam, boil and fry, make small balls and then grab them.
Hey, this paper ball is fried."
"Then let's eat fried food."
After throwing it into his mouth, Yue Yunpeng started chewing it, but within half a second he spit it out on the ground.
Qi Yuncheng asked curiously, "What?"
"This is cooked!!"
"Hey! I can't tell if it's fried or boiled?"
"Drawing lots again, well, this time it's boiled!"
"Then let's eat boiled food."
After Qi Yuncheng finished speaking, Yue Yunpeng suddenly looked at the piece of food he had just vomited. He was a little confused, but without saying a word, he bent over and kneaded his hands to prepare for eating.
There was no one in the audience who didn't dislike it. Qi Yuncheng quickly stopped and said, "Okay, don't do it! Good guy, I vomited quite badly."
"While we were eating, a big fat man came next to us. He was so fat. Hehe, he was so fat that he didn't even look like a human anymore!!
As ugly as it is.
I remember that I was about ten pounds lighter than Master."
"Huo oh, then the master is no longer a human being!!"
"Hey! Yes! I think we are going to die tonight."
"You also know."
The two people on the stage happily smashed the master.
The audience laughed a lot.
But Guo De just stood up on the stage over there, and then stared at the two apprentices to see what they were going to say.
As for the expressions on their faces, they were very serious, as if Yue Yunpeng and Qi Yun were about to be beaten after talking.
At the end, Yue Yunpeng cleared his throat and returned to the topic, "Anyway, I am quite fat, so I ordered a table of dishes and a scrambled egg."
"Spread yellow vegetables."
“Fried cucumber slices!”
"Vegetarian."
“Fried pork slices!”
"Meat."
"Agaric!"
"Mountain treasure!"
"Stir-fried day lily, and then came a piece of Mushu pork, six vegetables, and a bowl of rice!!"
Hearing this, Qi Yuncheng pondered for a while, figured it out, and reached out to pat Xiaoyue on the shoulder.
"Wait a minute, there are six dishes and a bowl of rice. Isn't this just two rice bowls with mushu pork? Why do you need to fry it again?"
"What do you care about him? This fat man put the food on the rice without saying a word!"
"Isn't this just rice bowl?"
"It's a big bowl, let's eat there alone!" Yue Yunpeng said, making gestures of eating, and then pointed at his senior brother.
"He only had a handful of peanuts left. He felt very uncomfortable and his temper got worse."
"Coming up now?" Qi Yuncheng asked in confusion.
"Generally speaking, people can just be patient and be fine, but he couldn't bear it and just walked over!"
Yue Yunpeng held the edge of the table, lowered his head to look at the fat man eating, and then spoke slowly.
"Eat you to death!"
"Huh?" Qi Yuncheng complained, "Aren't you annoying?"
"Why are you so rich? Order so many dishes? Isn't it just a rice bowl with mushu pork? It will kill you and give you diabetes."
"Yes, then this is still Master."
The two senior brothers have not often worked together, but they are very familiar with each other. They know what to do as soon as they are told, so Qi Yuncheng said it, and Guo Degang directly threw the used card over.
But he was not angry, he had to cooperate with his disciples.
What a variety show needs is a stage effect to make the audience happy.
Yue Yunpeng also discovered the master, but did not delay his own pace.
"You think who can bear this anger? This fat man stood up, rounded it up and gave me a slap! Bang!!
So being angry can damage your liver! And the left side of your face!"
"Tsk! Just hurt the left side of your face like this?" Qi Yuncheng laughed in amusement and asked again, "Then I have to be more tempered?"
"It hurts the liver and the left and right sides of the face!"
"What if it's a little bigger?"
"Injury to the liver and death!!"
"You are talking nonsense." Qi Yuncheng waved his hands, his expression was speechless at what Xiaoyue said.
Yue Yunpeng clasped his hands behind his back and disapproved, and at the same time opened up the next burden, "The real thing is that he has a bad temper.
And don’t talk about you, my senior brother, many people have bad tempers.
Some are to outsiders, and some are to their own families."
"Everything is available."
"Some people lose their temper face to face, which is normal. But I personally don't like that kind of online violence."
Qi Yuncheng kept nodding, "Yes, we have this now."
"We can't face each other, I don't know who he is, he can say anything!"
"He can be irresponsible."
"I have everything, just a few days ago."
Yue Yunpeng pointed in one direction while recalling, "Say so and so, get out of the entertainment industry!
Get out now!
Then this person can’t go out?”
Qi Yuncheng was stunned, "Then we still have to go out?"
"There are all kinds of things, some even talk about my master."
The words are here again.
The expressions of the audience watching the fun were a little more serious than before, and Guo Degang was holding his hands and not sitting down, knowing that they were not finished yet.
As for Yu Kuizhi and Li Shengsu, they are also watching the excitement and looking forward to what they will say next.
After all, the parties involved are here, and the effect is best.
"Some people on the Internet seem to say that my master is small, only over 1.5 meters tall." Yue Yunpeng stretched out his right hand at this moment and gestured at his waist.
Qi Yuncheng coughed immediately because he saw his master's expression was not good-looking. After all, variety shows can't keep hurting his master, so he quickly whispered, "Hey, the gesture is wrong!"
"Really?"
Yue Yunpeng glanced at his senior brother and then quietly lifted it up a little, but the next second Qi Yuncheng held the table and went over to press it down with his palm.
"The gesture is too high!!"
Hahahaha!
Although Qi Yuncheng was praised this time, the audience was completely happy with this performance.
"Sure enough, Qi Yuncheng is good at hurting Master. This gesture was too high and he was caught off guard!"
"Teacher Guo's face is already livid, so can this program continue to be broadcast in the future?"
"It seems that the senior brother knows Master well and knows Teacher Guo's height very well."
"But there is a saying that Teacher Guo is really not very tall. He is listed as 1.65 meters online, but when he looked at the scene, he was only 1.6 meters tall!"
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[It’s a little late, because I am cooking at this time every day, and I also found that there are fewer and fewer orders since it was put on the shelves.
I guess the writing is poor.
But the updates every day are stable, don’t worry!】