Bai Lang regards people in this world like chickens and dogs, and he has a noble nature and will never do anything to chickens and dogs. Therefore, Bai Lang just smiles when he meets some strange people. He is now
The situation is that it is necessary to make some small cover-ups - after becoming famous, some people will expose him, and Bailang is very unsure whether those guys can find any problems - his current income is inexplicable.
So Bailang quit the long private room and rented an old shabby small one directly. He also bought a second-hand car with foreign license plates - Shanghai license plates were too expensive, and second-hand cars didn't carry them. Bailang had pinned his hopes on doing this.
What can he hide? Now he is going to participate in the talent show. This talent show is a talent audition, and it is not limited to singing and dancing. Bailang was invited to apply for boxing skills.
"You guys have made a lot of money, don't you know? This Xingyiquan is a cover for the top masters, and one can make great progress in martial arts just by looking at it." Bai Lang thought, for a master like him, lowering his level to an extremely low level
It's okay to have a low level, just for fun. It's just that every time this person raises his hands and feet, he has the true meaning of martial arts. It depends on Bailang whether he is careful to hide it or not.
This time, Wei Yang signed a contract with him to represent him in participating in the draft this time. The organizer did give money, but it was not much. Bailang also gave Wei Yang more than half of the points. He drove to the venue.
Record the program directly at once - it's not time for the instructor to appear yet, it's just that all the candidates are ranked first, second, and third in terms of their performance talents, and by the way, they can see if they can gain fans.
Bailang just laughed, because he saw a lot of sissies - it's really hard to distinguish between male and female sissies. Men look like women, but women have a special arm that highlights the so-called androgynous beauty. "You said their arms
Do you have any muscles?" Bai Lang also asked Wei Yang casually. Wei Yang was a greasy man, already a little fat, but his arms were still quite thick. Bai Lang felt that this guy was actually quite strong among ordinary people.
Wei Yang also showed a mean smile, "There are still some muscles, don't you think there are some big guys here? I just don't know if their heads will get bigger?" Bai Lang immediately laughed, "豼豼
It’s too bad. Are you saying that they took a lot of steroids to become female? Don’t pretend to be stupid. I am also knowledgeable.” In fact, the words of these two people were too vicious. The so-called big guy has average muscles.
In fact, it is just that more enterprising men can reach the level after exercising and controlling their diet.
This kind of muscle does not need to take medicine, but Weiyang is also relatively bad.
The host started to warm up, and all the audience had already entered. "Are these professional audiences?" Bai Lang asked casually, and Wei Yang took a look, "At least 70% are professional audiences, and the rest should be ordinary well-connected people."
"There are twenty-four people on stage today. Everyone will perform on stage first, and then the next time the four instructors will start selecting people during their second performance. "Anyway, that's the process." Wei Yang
explain.
"Can you be eliminated? You should be eliminated in the first game, right?" Bai Lang said while sitting backstage. Wei Yang shook his head, "I know what you are thinking. There is no such thing as giving up."
"Well, Bai, a good man, is going to be an actor now." Bai Lang sighed, Wei Yang looked at him sideways, "Then why don't you agree in the first place?" The two of them had found that they had quite the same temperament before.
, so Wei Yang didn't have any scruples when he spoke. Bai Lang laughed, "I know you're just out of boredom, but please control it a little and don't make a big deal out of it. Think about it, I still have to work to support my family. How pitiful is it for me?"
." Wei Yang said.
"Don't worry, it's just a job that's not worth mentioning! As the saying goes, if you beg for food for three years, the emperor won't do it." Bai Lang said this unworthy of a man very smoothly. He was actually joking, if Wei Yang really lost his job because of him
, Bailang would also give him millions to support his family. For Bailang, money comes easily and goes quickly, it is a real thing outside the body.
After the warm-up, the host started chattering nonsense, and then the first contestant came on the stage, "Singing." Bai Lang looked at this little lady and muttered, "Don't say that, this singing is a bit professional.
Bailang commented, while Wei Yang quickly criticized, "Let me tell you, this one is still a professional. He is from a certain acting department, which is probably worse than the two majors in the Beijing Normal University."
"
After listening, there was an interview. As he listened, Bai Lang frowned slightly, "Are you selling misery? Or selling some character? Oh, by the way, there is a script in advance. It seems that I also have one." Bai Lang gestured to Wei.
Wei Yang handed it to him, "There should be an accident during the live broadcast." Wei Yang muttered to himself and handed the script to Bai Lang. He was actually really worried that this person would act recklessly, otherwise his job would really be lost.
Bailang looked at the things inside, "Holy shit, is this the thing? Have they investigated it?" In his heart, he was thinking that it was a good thing that both his parents were dead in this world, and there was another lone star in the world - good! "I'll give it a try, sir."
?!Don't even think about it!" Bai Lang whispered, and Wei Yang almost knelt down, "Brother, brother, for the sake of me having an eighty-year-old mother and a ten-year-old child." Bai Lang took out a knife of paper from his pocket and slapped it on the ground
Slap Wei Yang on the face.
That was 10,000 yuan. Wei Yang was a little dazed, so Bai Lang took out another piece of paper from another trouser pocket and slapped it with his backhand. The previous 10,000 yuan was placed in Wei Yang's hand. After two slaps,
Wei Yang took the banknote and said nothing.
Backstage, you need to change clothes and put on makeup. The talent is responsible for the clothes. If you don’t have your own makeup artist, then the program team will have one. “Don’t put anything on my face!” Bai Lang said, firmly refusing to let the makeup artist do it.
He did something on his face. This man didn't even shave his beard today, and his hair looked like Luda. The makeup artist repeatedly explained to him that without makeup, his facial features would turn pale under the light on the stage, but Bai Lang simply said
Ran away directly.
This was due to a broadcast accident, and it would have been tragic if it wasn't for the recording. However, even the director couldn't convince Bai Lang - they just couldn't find this guy, and Wei Yang said that this guy would definitely come out when the time comes, "and let's talk about his facial features.
He’s tough and has a big beard, so it doesn’t matter if he wears makeup or not, right?”
It was Bai Lang's turn, and this person suddenly appeared again, "Where have you been?" The director was really annoyed, "I come with the wind, and I will go with the wind." Bai Lang sighed, and the director's eyes widened, but
Don't dare to scold - looking at that big fist, I have nothing to say.