After I called Ma Xiaoyou to no avail, I felt that it was unlikely that I could ask her to do something. When I was sitting in the car and walking back, I squinted at the old immortal who was stupid enough to keep his hair in his mouth and said something.
Asked: "What are you doing."
"I'm thinking about whether the result would have been different if I had found a Type 56 insurance policy that day and bought it." Lao Xian said.
"Clean your hair, look at Matai..." I pointed at the corner of his mouth and said.
"Oh, it's white and pulpy again... I don't know what's wrong with my mouth, it's always like this."
"You give Ma Xiaoyou a call, otherwise I won't be able to go to Kunli." I said after deliberation.
"It's not like you don't know that she bothers me. My love for her has never changed. Alas! Nannan, are you not planning to have something happen with her? How about I give it a try?" Lao Xian
Said with a wink.
"Okay, it's okay. If you think you can give it a try, just give it a try." I nodded without hesitation.
"You don't like her?" Lao Xian asked curiously.
"It's okay." I thought for a moment and replied casually.
"Then why aren't you angry when I said I wanted to pick her up?" Lao Xian was very confused.
"It doesn't matter whether I like her or not. What's important is that she definitely despises you. Please hurry up." I urged.
"Damn it. Damn it. Why don't I like to hear what you say so much? Why don't I, I come from a famous family and I look like Megatron. Isn't that charming? Isn't it..." the old immortal muttered.
Picked up the phone.
"...You are so charming. As soon as I see your nostrils covered with hair, my crotch is ready to move." Han Dayan said jokingly.
"Go away, don't think too much, it's impossible for you to do it."
Lao Xian cursed and dialed Ma Xiaoyou's mobile phone from another number. After calling three times, Ma Xiaoyou asked speechlessly: "Are you sick? I'm still working. Are you finished?"
"I, Lao Xian."
"...Uh...why are you calling me?" Ma Xiaoyou was stunned.
"I'm begging you to do something." The old immortal said calmly.
"What's the matter? I'm not too expensive to borrow money." Ma Xiaoyou was vaccinated in advance.
"If you don't want to borrow money, I'll let you make money. You can help me mail a box of cigars to Myanmar. I'll give you a handling fee of 20% of the price. That's a lot. You can't even earn it by working as a tailor for half a year."
At this price," the old immortal said quickly.
"...Okay, let me give it a try. What price do you want?" Ma Xiaoyou was silent for a moment and asked quickly.
"Just ten sticks, a box of about five or six thousand will be fine," the old immortal replied.
"Where can I send the goods once they arrive?" Ma Xiaoyou asked.
“Mong La, Myanmar.”
"Okay, I understand." Ma Xiaoyou said before hanging up the phone.
"Sister, please just take it as a matter of course. Don't forget, Nannan points to this thing to talk to others..." Lao Xian reminded.
"Dudu..."
Ma Xiaoyou has hung up the phone.
"Hey, Haozi, do you think she is interested in me? You can just call me and the matter will be settled." Lao Xian turned around and asked.
"I think she is interested in your dad..."
"Don't be ridiculous, how can you be interested in my dad? My dad has a very good style."
"The problem is that you two dads are sitting together," I pointed at myself and said proudly.
"puff."
The old immortal turned sideways and rushed towards me, which represented his protest.
…
After three days in a row, Ma Xiaoyou still didn’t believe her, so I thought she might have forgotten, so I asked Lao Xian to call her to urge her. The phone was still turned off. From then on, I felt that women were too unreliable in doing things. , In desperation, I contacted Sir Wei again, but after calling, I found out that Mr. Wei was working abroad, and it would take at least half a month after returning to China. This time was too long, so I chatted with him. In a few words, I didn't even mention asking him to get me a cigar.
Another day of confusion passed. When I got up this morning, Li Hao asked me: "How are we going to do with the cigars? No, I think I'll just get some Maotai or something. There's no need to go to such trouble."
"You have to give gifts according to your taste, otherwise there is no need to give them..." I shook my head and said.
"You are quite mean. After offending others, you still want to coax them." Li Hao curled his lips and replied.
"...When should I do something? There is no conflict between offending and coaxing. Forget it, I'll go see Zabu. He has a way. I really don't like to beg him. I always feel that he is a bit evil... …The relationship with Kun Li is a bit tense now. When I walked in with him, I always felt a little confused."
I was wearing clothes and frowning.
"Gudong, gudong."
The old fairy came up after drinking milk, and said with a melancholy look on his face: "I'm so worried about this dream..."
"What are you dreaming about?" I asked casually.
"I dreamed that my hat turned green... You said I don't have a wife, so how could my fucking hat turn green..." The old fairy sat on my bed and started mumbling.
I was anxious to find Zhabu, so I ignored him. After cleaning up, I rubbed some Burmese treasure on my face and went downstairs.
"Beep bell bell."
Just then, the phone rang, and I picked it up casually and said jokingly: "Hello, Mars United Nations Embassy in Myanmar, who are you calling for?"
"...What a terrible place...Why are there so many people on the street with guns..." Ma Xiaoyou's voice sounded like he was crying.
"You go to Iraq, give me a call, you're mentally ill." I replied speechlessly.
"I'm in Mongla, come here quickly..."
"Can you stop joking with your Martian friends?" I replied with a frown.
"I'm kidding you, there are really people with guns all over the street... broken pickup trucks, little red riding hoods, and black and tough Burmese guys... these are all awesome."
"...Sister, don't make trouble, you are really in Mongla." I asked while standing at the bottom of the steps.
"I'm in front of the Mengla Town Hospital...there's a Guangzhou tea restaurant nearby..."
"Holy shit, you're really good at this... just wait for me."
When I heard what she said, I knew she must have arrived, because the hospital where Jin Beibei was staying at that time did have a tea restaurant nearby.
"Hurry up……."
"You deserve to be tied up. This little girl dares to go anywhere. I'm really convinced."
I replied, hung up the phone, and shouted: "Benzi, Haozi, you guys come out with me."
"What's wrong?" Lao Xian asked while standing in the house.
"Ma Xiaoyou has arrived in Mengla, I'll pick her up." I replied hastily.
When Lao Xian heard this, he stood in the room silent for three seconds and said helplessly: "I wonder why the hell his hat is green? Thousands of miles away...this green color is definitely not an accident..."
…
Zhang Ben was driving, Li Hao and I were sitting in the back, and the pickup truck was speeding along. After a while, we entered Mengla Town. It was really chaotic here, and Ma Xiaoyou’s somewhat careless character made it difficult to really It's easy for something to happen.
I anxiously asked Zhang Ben to rush to the door of the hospital. When the car stopped, I called Ma Xiaoyou.
"I want a life in full bloom, like flying in the vast sky..."
The sweet bell rang, and I turned around instinctively. Ma Xiaoyou was wearing close-fitting three-quarter jeans, yellow sneakers on her feet, exposing her white and tender insteps, her black hair hanging down on her shoulders, and Astro Boy's white T-shirt. , bringing out the charming small waist, as cute and sunny as ever.
Seeing this scene, I recalled the scene last summer when she came to H city and stood under my willow tree, with the hot sun hitting her body, and we bickered with each other and rented a house.
I don't know why this picture is so deep in my mind, and I don't know why. When I saw the sun shining on Ma Xiaoyou, I felt dazed for a moment, which made me feel happy, and a smile appeared at the corner of my mouth unconsciously.
"My horse has long legs, aren't you scared to death? Why are you still sipping milk tea?" I asked in confusion while sitting in the pickup truck.
"I'm just teasing you! Sister, I've been to Myanmar since I was three years old. How can I be scared?" Ma Xiaoyou curled her lips and replied, then waved her little hands and said to Li Hao and Zhang Ben: "Hi, long time no see. .”
"Nan...Nannannan...Brother, what is my name? My sister-in-law has long legs," Zhang Ben asked like a color TV door.
"Call Mom, fuck, and clean up all the useless stuff."
I replied with a sideways glance, pushed the door open and got out of the car. When I saw Ma Xiaoyou, I didn't know what to say, so I asked in a hurry, "Where's the stuff?"
"Damn, these questions are so heartless. It's like a drug deal." Li Hao yelled and cursed.
"Do you think he talks without thinking?" Zhang Ben asked.
"Well, I really can't listen to it anymore."
"Let's go play together!?"
"You still want to worship Buddha."
"...Actually, you can go with the girl who made Brother Xian fall into the water."
"Let's go, let's go, let's talk."
The two of them drove away with just a word from you and me.
Ma Xiaoyou and I stood there, looking at each other, and then our eyes averted a little. The situation was a little awkward. Ma Xiaoyou seemed a little nervous, with beads of sweat on his forehead, and he kept sucking on the straw.
I was a little upset when I heard her sucking, so I waved my hand and said, "...can you stop sucking?"
"The problem is that if you don't talk to me, I don't know what to do," Ma Xiaoyou replied aggrievedly.
"I guess, what's going on? It's not like I've never seen it before... but I'm still a little nervous."
"Yeah, I also think the atmosphere is a bit strange..." Ma Xiaoyou nodded.
"Then let's be more natural, okay?" I asked.
"Yes, we should get along with each other like before."
"Snapped."
I slapped her long legs unceremoniously, and said with bared teeth: "She's as flexible as ever."
"Peng."
Ma Xiaoyou then stretched out his leg and kicked me, and said with a smile: "Little ruffian..."
"Go away, I'm an international gangster now. Even if you tell me, you don't understand. I'll show you mortars later...!"
"Actually, I'm pretty good at it. Before I came here, my underwear show had been successfully held at the Great Hall of the People..." Ma Xiaoyou said not to be outdone.
In this way, we met again while bragging to each other. She was still as beautiful as a flower and full of youth, and my career also improved. God favored us so that we could miss each other again and again in our golden years. Encounter...