Ma Xiaoyou and I exchanged blows for a while, and we were almost tired. She wiped the sweat from her forehead, threw the plastic cup into the trash can, and then said to me: "The cigars are in the tea restaurant, and they cost 45,000 per box." !give me money!"
"...So cheap?! Didn't I tell you to get a better one?" I was stunned for a moment and replied.
"The sales price of this in China is around 80,000, which is not cheap. Don't talk like a nouveau riche, okay? What kind of body do you have? It's not heavy enough to give you such an expensive cigar." Ma Ma Xiaoyou said contemptuously.
"It's more than 80,000 yuan, so why did you take 40,000 to 50,000 yuan and sacrifice your appearance for me? You shouldn't. Aren't you annoying me?" I asked with a playful smile.
"Actually, you misunderstood, I sacrificed my appearance for the old immortal..." Ma Xiaoyou rolled his eyes and said.
"Hey, the taste has changed."
"Yes, sister, I like thrillers lately."
"Hey, just let me hold you for a while. I haven't touched a woman for a long time..." I said, really ready to make a move.
"Where are you holding me?" Ma Xiaoyou has become accustomed to my communication method.
"If you hold your head, aren't you treating him as his wife, haha." I said with a smile.
"Go away, let me hold your feet." Ma Xiaoyou stretched out her little feet and said.
"So boring..."
I replied resentfully, and walked into the tea restaurant with her. After getting cigars, Ma Xiaoyou suggested that I accompany her to walk around the streets of Myanmar. She came all the way, so I couldn't be lazy, so I could only I moved the box and took a walk with her.
After struggling for a day, at around 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I was covered with many gift bags. Ma Xiaoyou said that her feet hurt and she didn't want to take a walk, so I called Li Hao and Zhang Ben. As soon as I heard my call, I almost cried.
Li Hao excitedly said to me: "Brother, in order to create opportunities for you, Zhang Ben and I played King of Fighters 98 for a whole day... If you don't call me anymore... I will die in this game arcade..." "
"What a shame, my relationship with your sister You is still using you to create opportunities." I replied proudly.
"How far has it developed?" Li Hao asked curiously.
"Kiss." I said without hesitation.
"It's all fucking wrapped up," Li Hao was a little shocked.
"Well, take three bites, the aroma is still there..." I continued to brag.
"Tell me the details later, and wait for me at the entrance of the hospital. I'll go back right away." After speaking, Li Hao hurriedly hung up the phone.
…
Twenty minutes later, Zhang Ben arrived with Li Hao in his car. Ma Xiaoyou and I got on with our luggage and hurried back to Yuzhai.
Along the way, Ma Xiaoyou looked at the scenery on the roadside infatuatedly, and sighed: "No matter how good the greening in China is, it is not as good as this natural scenery. It is so beautiful that it is unreal..."
"Sister-in-law, don't leave if you can't. Brother Nan is selling drugs here now. The whole drug is very good. It's enough to feed you." Zhang Ben said with a smile.
"... sell drugs." Ma Xiaoyou heard Zhang Ben's words and had no time to argue. Instead, he frowned with some resistance to the word drug.
"Don't fucking talk nonsense." Li Hao turned around and yelled.
"To be precise, it didn't sell." I defended.
"Whatever you like to do has nothing to do with me." Ma Xiaoyou dragged his chin and replied slowly.
"Uh... Why am I talking like Jin Beibei lately?" Zhang Ben slapped his lips twice and said in annoyance.
…
Silent all the way, we rushed back to Yuzhai.
Lao Xian and the others were having fun in the yard. When he saw us coming back, Zhiwei said jokingly, "Hey, it's really exciting for my wife to have long hair."
"That must be done."
I replied with a smile, opened the car door and said to Ma Xiaoyou, "Let's go, I'll take you off first and go back to my place."
"No, you're busy with your business. I'll take some photos. It's so beautiful here."
Ma Xiaoyou replied excitedly. He got out of the car, opened his shoulder bag and was about to get his camera. Lao Xian rushed over immediately and bared his teeth and said, "Honey, do you need a camera stand?"
"...It's been so long...I haven't seen you, you are obviously handsome again." Ma Xiaoyou raised his head and greeted him.
"Not only is he handsome, he also fell into the river." Li Hao added with a sideways glance.
"...Get out of here, don't open and pick up any of the damn pots." The old immortal cursed in anger.
"Ha ha."
Everyone smiled happily.
…
Zhang Ben held the cigar box and walked into Kun Li's residence with me. I haven't been here for a while, and Kun Li hasn't come to see me. It's time to talk.
"Brother Awei, is Mr. Kunli here?" I didn't feel good about myself because I had done Chameng. The tone of speaking to Awei was still the same as before.
"...Here, just wait, I'll call him."
"No, I heard you, come up Nannan." Kun Li suddenly said from upstairs.
"How are you feeling?" I asked Awei, pointing upstairs.
"I played games this morning, it should be pretty good, hehe." Ah Wei softened his tone a lot when he saw how polite I was.
After chatting for a while, Zhang Ben and I went upstairs. Kun Li was wiping the Buddha statue. I paused, rolled up my sleeves without hesitation, and washed my hands carefully in the basin on the floor, holding a disposable rag. , and walked over.
Zhang Ben put the things on the ground, turned around and left. I stretched out my hand to support the Buddha statue. Kun Li turned to look at me and was stunned for a moment, then let go and said: "It's too remote here. If people don't have any faith, life will be very boring." …….”
"Haha, aren't you the one who believes in Yuzhai?" I stretched out my hand to wipe the Buddha statue for Kunli and said with bared teeth.
"Why are you so good at chatting today?" Kun Li asked with a smile.
"Mr. Kun Li, regarding Cha Meng, except for touching him without saying hello, I don't think I did anything else wrong... You may not understand the things we have gone through. Beibei was my buddy who slept in the wilderness and escaped into the mountains with me. He died because of Cha Meng's greed. I couldn't restrain myself, so I went a little too wild with you. To be honest, I couldn't bear to let it go." I said in a serious tone.
"Crack."
Kun Li took out a box of cigars from the box, opened it, lit one, took a deep breath and said, "It tastes good, you are so thoughtful..."
"As long as you like it, haha." I said with a grin.
"...What do you want to do in Yuzhai?" Kun Li asked while sitting on a wicker chair, puffing away his breath.
"I'll follow your arrangement, but don't deliver the goods. It's not that I'm not brave enough, it's that I don't want to do this." I placed the Buddha statue upright and said from the bottom of my heart.
"You are responsible for the outside planting of Yuzhai. This is not a small matter, and it is not easy for an old farmer to deal with it." Kun Li thought for a moment and said slowly.
"good."
"You wipe it, I'll go sit outside for a while, it will cool down." Kun Li stood up and walked out.
"good."
I responded again, and Kun Li walked to the door, paused, turned his back to me and said, "Nan Nan, Ah Wei has not even touched this Buddha statue..."
I was stunned for a moment, then replied with a silly grin: "You dote on me so much..."
"Haha." Kun Li smiled and walked downstairs.
I looked at his back, and there was no fluctuation in my heart. For me, who had worked for Fatty Dai for many years, I knew very well which of the boss's words were true and which were lines.
The hurdle of Chameng is now over. My status in Yuzhai has been slightly improved, but I have not obtained any actual rights. I am just going down the mountain to take care of the old farmers, which is just a release...
After wiping the Buddha statue, I walked out of Kun Li's residence. Zhang Ben was waiting at the door. When he saw me, he asked, "How are you, brother?"
"What can I do? Let's create a couple of dialogues between humans and ghosts."
I replied tiredly, and then asked: "Where is Youyou."
"After taking pictures, I chatted with everyone in the courtyard and then went back to your place." Zhang Ben replied.
"...I'll go over and take a look."
"Brother, I'll go too." Zhang Ben asked awkwardly.
"What are you doing!?" I looked at him helplessly.
"I'm thinking of giving you a hand or something..."
"No need, your brother can handle this." I kicked him, held my crotch between my legs, and walked into my attic.
When I arrived at the door, Chaji came over and stopped in front of me.
"What's wrong?" I looked at him doubtfully.
"Nannan, do you plan to have a child?" Chaji asked abruptly.
"..." I was confused for a long time and asked a little confused: "Why do you ask that?"
"Uh-huh."
Chaji took out two boxes from his trouser pocket and said quietly to me: "One box of Oka Ben and one box of Du Reis. We are friends. I don't care how much you ask for. For two hundred yuan, you have all the money." Take it away, how about it."
"……."
I looked at him speechlessly for three seconds, gave him a thumbs up and said, "Brother,,...you...I really don't know what the hell to say..."
"Don't say anything, just pay and give the goods."
"I don't have two hundred in my pocket."
"I can get credit here..."
"You are determined to betray me today."
"If you don't buy it, I'll be a balloon and blow it all up while standing downstairs..."
"It's cruel enough." I gritted my teeth and remained silent for a long time, then went upstairs with two boxes of condoms.
"Ha ha,."
Lao Xian and the others, who were drinking and eating barbecue in the distance, suddenly laughed and shouted to Chaji: "Niu B,"
"Old immortal, don't forget Ang. If he pays back the money, you will score a hundred points from me." Chaji walked over and said back.
"Okay." The old immortal made an OK gesture.
…
I put the two boxes of condoms into my pocket and strolled upstairs. At this moment, Ma Xiaoyou was wearing pajamas, sitting cross-legged on the bed, and was on the phone.
"Youyou, where have you been?" asked the mother opposite.
"I'm in Hangzhou, and my studio is here to attend a fashion show." Ma Xiaoyou said nonsensically.
"...Okay, then you should pay attention to rest."
"Ma has long legs, aren't you hungry?" I shouted casually after entering the house.
"Shh," Ma Xiaoyou immediately made a gesture of silence.
I was stunned for a moment and didn't dare to speak.
"Youyou, why does the voice sound like a boy?" The mother was very sensitive.
"colleague."
"real."
"Mom, you're a little annoyed. You don't look like a CEO, you look like a nanny." Ma Xiaoyou replied teasingly.
"come back earlier."
"knew."
The mother and daughter chatted for a few words and then hung up the phone.
I stood there and looked at Ma Xiaoyou with wet hair on the bed. I swallowed, scratched my head and bared my teeth and said: "...uh...the conditions are limited...there are many people and few beds. Forget it. I feel a little wronged, so just go with me." Just make do with it for one night..."