After hearing this, I looked Chen Lei up and down. I didn’t expect that such an honest countryman could have such skills. It’s really hard to judge by appearance. Chen Lei scratched his hair and suddenly asked me: "Comrade police, that thing just now
What is it? It looks very perceptive, it looks like a monkey, but if you look closely, it’s not a monkey. It’s really strange.”
I shook my head and said to him: "This is a charm monkey. Forget it, you don't understand even after I tell you. I don't think I can stay here for long. I need to clean it up quickly. Let's go on our way overnight."
Although Chen Lei reacted quickly, the charm monkey suddenly popped out, which actually frightened Chen Lei. After listening to my words, he nodded and squatted down to put it away.
"woo woo woo woo……"
Just when we had just packed up and were about to go out, there was a sudden cry of charming monkeys outside. When I heard it, my face turned pale. The number of those charming monkeys outside sounded like there must be at least a dozen, or even
There is even more. Thinking of the sharp claws of the enchanted monkey, cold sweat broke out on my back. You must know that although I have some skills in catching ghosts, there is nothing I can do against half-ghost and half-demon creatures like the enchanted monkey, and they
The speed is also very fast.
Listening to the screams outside the door, I must not go out through the front door, otherwise I can just let them make dumplings. Where did the monkey that attacked Chen Lei just come from? It suddenly occurred to me that the monkey did not come from
The main entrance appears directly on the stone statue, which means there is a passage behind it that can be entered. I thought about it and ran to the back of the stone statue to take a look. Sure enough, there was a hole that could accommodate a child.
At this time, Chen Lei had already closed the door of the ruined temple, and those charming monkeys kept banging against the door. I looked at the crumbling door, and felt that this door could not stop them for long, but looking at the entrance of the cave in front of me, my size
It's obviously hard to get through.
At this time, Chen Lei saw me in a daze and ran over. When he saw the entrance of the cave, he said happily: "Comrade police, why don't you go out first? This gate won't hold up for long. Although you are educated people, you can't go out at this time."
Don’t be fussy, just deal with emergencies first.”
"I'm dizzy. Where is this from? What are you talking about?" I looked at what Chen Lei said, but it made me confused.
"Isn't it because this is a dog hole, and you feel it's shameful to drill him?" I didn't expect that Chen Lei, who is usually honest and amiable, would play humor with me at this time, looking at me as if he was a face-saving person.
Humans, at least this situation is unacceptable.
"Don't you realize that this hole is too small for me to get out?" I said speechlessly.
As soon as Chen Lei heard what I said, he spared his head and said, "Ha, what's the point? It's up to me." After saying that, Chen Lei walked up and kicked the hole wide enough for an adult to get in and out.
of size.
"I'm sorry, this is a shoddy project." After saying that, I quickly got out.
After I went out, after waiting for a while, Chen Lei also came out. As soon as Chen Lei came out, I heard the sound of the door of the house falling down with a "bang".
"I'm frustrated, run." After saying that, I didn't care, I found a direction and started running. Chen Lei followed closely behind me. After running for a while, I realized that there were towering mountains all around me.
Dashu, people like me who don’t go into the mountains often will be trapped to death if they get lost. But in fact, I am already lost now. Fortunately, Chen Lei is next to me. He is a native of the mountains, so there must be no problem.
of.
When I ran, I really ran at the fastest speed in my life. I was really out of breath and sweating profusely. Chen Lei was not much better than me. I kept running like this for about ten minutes. I really
I couldn't run anymore, so I sat down under a big tree. Chen Lei also panted and sat next to me and said: "Comrade police, I think I can get rid of them now."
I nodded, took a breath and said: "Yeah, maybe I can, I really can't run." At this time, I felt that my nose was very red, and it was also very cold in the forest. I suddenly found that I was only wearing
I bought a T-shirt and I was disappointed.
Not long after the two of us rested, suddenly there were more than a dozen black shadows strung up on the branches above us, and they roared "wuwuwu..." as if because we ran away and provoked them.
As if angry, it seems they have discovered us.
When I saw this situation, my vision went dark. I was frustrated. Why did we let them catch up again? It's impossible. Logically speaking, we ran so fast and didn't make any noise along the way. There was no reason why they could catch up.
Ah, unless they have a way to track us, but there's nothing about us that they like, etc.
I suddenly thought of the story that the master told me. Mr. Yin Yang used a can of lard to lure the monkeys. Do these monkeys like lard very much? I suddenly remembered that Chen Lei bought a can of lard when he was in town.
Could it be that these charming monkeys came to us because they smelled the smell of lard?
Although the reason may have been found, it seems that this discovery cannot solve the current fundamental problem. It really gives me a headache. Watching the roar of the charm monkeys on the branches getting louder and louder, I feel that they may rush down and attack soon.
The two of us had no choice, so we took out the talisman in my hand and looked at it. I couldn't count on the 'Evil Suppression Talisman'. I had already used it at the beginning. Being reckless has nothing to do with these charming monkeys. At most, I can let them go.
A minor injury will not solve the underlying problem.
The power of the 'Five Thunder Blast Talisman' is too great. It is estimated that it can kill them. Unfortunately, it is too small and can only kill a few. However, it can be used to save lives when it is really dangerous. However, my eyes turned to another one.
A talisman I haven't used in a long time. 'Summoning Divine General Talisman'
To be honest, I haven't used the 'Summon Divine General Talisman' for a long time. The main reason is that it's too unstable. It's okay to create an awesome character. If I'm not lucky and I create a few cowards or something, then I will
Isn't it just doomed? The risk is too high.
However, looking at the situation in front of me, the chance of surviving using the 'Summon Divine General Talisman' was much higher than without it. I thought about it carefully and decided to use it. After all, I have used this thing before and I have been lucky.
I immediately told Chen Lei the effect of this talisman, and asked him not to be too surprised no matter what he saw of me. After hearing this, Chen Lei nodded. He should also feel that there is no hope now. Seeing me
Naturally, I am delighted that this talisman has this effect.
Just do it, I looked at the 'Summoning Divine General Talisman' in my hand and covered my mouth. Although I looked quite calm on the outside, I was thinking crazily in my heart: Namo Amitabha, Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva,
Gods and Buddhas in the sky bless you, let’s have a cool and awesome person.
"God bless you, hurry up like a law." I shouted to the sky, feeling so domineering that I scared away a lot of the birds and beasts around me. Then I picked up the talisman and pressed it against my head.
Suddenly I felt that the world had become quiet.
"Who called me?" Suddenly a lazy voice came from my head.
"I don't know which immortal family is here, boy, I'm a bit disappointed." I said.
"Hahaha, some people don't know about me?" Suddenly the voice in my heart said arrogantly.
At this time, I was actually shocked when I heard his words. I want to ask, which other immortal can call himself Lao Sun?
"Fuck, Brother Chen, I'm so fat." I yelled at Chen Lei, who looked at me doubtfully. But I suppressed the excitement in my heart and asked: "Are you the legendary Sun Dasheng? Sun Wukong, win the battle.
Buddha, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"
"Uh-huh, wrong, I am Sun Xiaosheng, my name is Sun Wuman, I have defeated the monkey in a fight, and I am the Great Sage of Qi."
After listening to his words, I was sweating: "Um, Great Sage, did you report the wrong name? Why don't you report it again?"
"I am who I am, Sun Xiaosheng, Sun Wuman, who defeats the monkeys in a fight, the Great Sage of Qi Di"
When I heard what he said, I was extremely disappointed. I originally thought that Sun Dasheng was leaning over, but I didn’t expect that it was a JB thing that jumped out of nowhere. Damn it, it’s Qidi Dasheng. Give it back to me.