"You don't seem to like me very much, and you are still scolding me in your mind." This so-called Sun Wuman's voice appeared in my head again.
"No, I didn't say that." I said perfunctorily.
"Do you need my help? I'll help you." Sun Wuman said.
"It was there just now. It's gone when you come. You'd better leave quickly." That is to say, the invited god can only let him leave voluntarily. Otherwise, I won't be too lazy to talk to him slowly. What a joke.
I can't entrust my life to this Sun Wuman, who may not even be as good as a coward.
"No, I just want to help you. I stick to my word. I will definitely help you if I say I will help you." Sun Wuman said firmly.
I was frustrated. To be honest, when I heard his words of "no", I had already concluded that if I really dared to give him control of my body, then I would definitely be dead. That was obviously a kid.
A child's coquettish tone. Have you ever seen a fierce person with a coquettish tone?
At this time, the charm monkeys on the branches seemed to be impatient. One by one, black shadows rushed down. It felt like there must be more than thirty charm monkeys. When I saw this situation, I said to Chen Lei behind me: "You yourself
Be careful." After saying that, I reached out and took out the 'Five Thunder Talisman'.
But when my hand was halfway stretched out, I couldn't move it. Not only my hand, but my whole body couldn't move. This situation was the same as when Brother Hu came on top of me. I knew that Sun Wuman had already controlled me.
Body, I watched the charming monkey getting closer and closer to my body, but Sun Wuman still stood still, making a cool move.
I watched the charming monkeys in front of me getting closer and closer, and I felt extremely anxious, but this Sun Wuman didn't move at all. One of the charming monkeys was already only one meter away from me. I felt like my brain was blank, and I had even seen it.
The monkey hair on this charming monkey makes it feel like it is really dead this time.
But just when he pounced on me, in the blink of an eye, the charm monkey flew back again. I looked and saw that it was my right foot that was raised high and kicked him away. I was overjoyed.
Come to think of it, Sun Wuman still has some real abilities.
Just when the charming monkey flew back, Sun Wuman suddenly grabbed the hair on my head with his right hand. He grabbed a lot of hair, then put it in front of his mouth and blew, and the hair flew out.
A stick actually appeared in my hand. This stick was not a physical stick, but a stick made of an energy body that glowed red like Brother Hu's fist.
"I'm frustrated, what is this? I didn't expect that my hair can have such a ferocious ability to blow out a stick. Boss Sun, please teach me how to blow it." I looked at the stick in front of me, and my eyes suddenly lit up. If
I can also have this ability. If I encounter a ghost in the future, I can grab a few hairs and blow them, and I will be able to blow out a stick. It's so windy. I won't say how powerful it is in combat. Just looking at it will make me windy.
"Who told you that my stick was blown out of your hair?" Sun Wuman asked doubtfully.
After hearing what he said, I was stunned and asked, "If you can't blow it out with my hair, then why are you grabbing a handful of my hair?"
"Well, I usually watch too much Journey to the West. When I see my idol Sun Wukong, he likes to pluck his hair when he fights. So every time I don't grab a handful of hair before fighting, I feel uncomfortable all over."
When I heard this, my face turned green. I touched the area on top of my head where my hair was missing, and I was already crying. My handsome hair style was so frustrating to me. The TV series was killing people.
At this time, Sun Wuman no longer cared about my reaction. He controlled me and rushed into the monkey pile with the stick to start fighting. Suddenly, the shadows of the stick were flying everywhere, the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, ahem, although it was also night now.
No, there's no light, that's what it means anyway, Sun Wuman is really quite strong.
The charming monkeys were beaten away one by one. This Sun Wu was full of monkeys, and he was really cruel. The most bloody redemption was to hit a monkey in the head with one stick, and the brains immediately splashed out, and a
The charming monkey fell down.
I took a careful look at Chen Lei. There were only three or four charm monkeys surrounding him. With his ability, he could barely protect himself. I didn’t need to worry about him. I kept fighting like this for about three minutes. The charm monkeys had already laid down.
More than a dozen.
Just after Sun Wuman exploded another head, he saw a charm monkey that looked slightly larger than the other charm monkeys climbing up the tree, roaring "Woooooo..." and turned around and got into the dense forest.
All the charm monkeys immediately stopped attacking and followed the larger charm monkey into the dense forest.
When Chen Lei saw all the monkeys running away, he immediately sat down on the ground. Chen Lei had many wounds on his back and chest, but I, under the control of Sun Wuman, didn't have any trouble. Well, I can't say it was nothing.
, at least one less hair.
"Boss Sun, you are my idol. I have decided that I will be able to get along with you from now on." I looked at this record and thought it was so impressive. Do I still need to beat Qi Chaoyang when I meet him in the future? My brother Man can jump even with a fart.
Fly him.
"Ahem, I haven't accepted my younger brother for many years." Sun Wu said in a pretentious manner. At first glance, this guy is a monkey who follows the trend. He can basically understand these Internet languages.
"Uh, no more charges."
When Sun Wuman heard what I said, he immediately became anxious and said, "Don't say goodbye. Today, I see that you are destined to be a donor, so I will accept you as my thirty-eighth little brother."
"Well, I am the thirty-eighth. I am so lucky. I dare to ask Boss Sun where the thirty-seven younger brothers in front of me are. I have time to treat them to dinner." Looking at Sun Wuman's strength, I
I thought those thirty-seven people must not be ordinary, at least they wouldn't check too many things compared to me, so it would be nice to make some friends with them.
"They're all dead."
"Well, they're dead." I nodded after hearing the words, and suddenly I felt something was wrong. I was frustrated and had a feeling that something was wrong: "Boss Sun, why are they dead..."
"I don't know, he's dead anyway." Sun Wuman seemed to really not know.
I sighed, forget it, this monkey is completely neurotic and has abnormal strength, but his wisdom is great. As expected, a monkey is a monkey.
At this time, my body also regained control. I walked up to Chen Lei and asked, "Brother Chen, is everything okay? Is it serious?"
When Chen Lei saw me asking him, he shook his head and said: "It's nothing serious, just a little bit of skin damage. I'll be fine after I rest for a while. But comrade policeman, you were really fierce just now. You killed so many people by yourself."
The charm monkey." As he said that, he looked at the pile of charm monkey corpses over there.
I chuckled and saw Chen Lei recuperating, so I sat down and rested myself. I didn’t actually suffer any injuries just now, but you have to know that monkey Sun Wuman actually likes to do some difficult moves, such as the most difficult moves.
The initial kick was at an angle of 75°. My small ligaments couldn't withstand such abuse. My legs were actually shaking now.
After we sat down, I was ready to find Sun Wuman to smoothen the relationship. You know, this is a super strong guy.
"Boss Sun, what do you usually like to do?" I asked Sun Wuman, but I didn't want to start chatting with him until he started talking about his hobbies, and then slowly aroused his affection for me.
"Watch Journey to the West." Sun Wuman replied.
"Well, besides Journey to the West." I said, this monkey is really cool and likes to watch TV.
"In addition to Journey to the West, there is also Journey to the West."
"Don't you have any other hobbies besides Journey to the West? For example, female monkeys or something like that."
"Except Journey to the West?"
"Yes, besides Journey to the West, what else do you like?" I asked expectantly.
"I thought of it, the sequel to Journey to the West." Sun Wuman suddenly said excitedly.
"Um, don't you like female monkeys? Those arms and thighs. Think about it. Do you get excited just thinking about it and want to do something?" I described it obscenely to Sun Wuman.
"Why do I like female monkeys? What else can I do with female monkeys? You said it so obscenely, do you want to have sex with female monkeys?" Sun Wuman asked simply, okay, I admit that I am evil, since he likes Journey to the West
Then I will start with Journey to the West.
"Boss Sun, what do you like about Journey to the West? Is it the White Bone Demon, the scene where the seven spider spirits take a bath, and the Kingdom of Women, a paradise for men." I said excitedly.
"What's so interesting about that stuff? I like to watch the part where my idol Sun Wukong makes a big fuss in the sky, causing heavy casualties to all the gods in the sky. Even Taishang Laojun can't do anything to him. In the end, he made him develop fiery eyes and golden eyes.
, don’t you feel that you were filled with passion when you saw those paragraphs?”
"Damn it, why should I be so passionate about a group of big men? As for the Havoc in Heaven you mentioned, I suggest you read a novel called "The Legend of Wukong" and you will understand the truth about Havoc in Heaven.
"
"Okay, it's getting late. Little brother, I'm going home first. When you want to see me in the future, use the Find Me Talisman. When you use it, think of my name and he will come over." After I said that, I thought in my head.
There was no sound.
I shook my head. I always felt that I had no common language with this monkey. I don't know if it was because he was too innocent or because I was too evil. Ahem, it was actually the same.
Finally, Chen Lei and I waited until tomorrow, but the monkeys never came back. The strange thing was that when the day broke and the monkeys on the ground were illuminated, those corpses turned into stinky pus, which was extremely disgusting.
Chen Lei also looked around and led me to walk in one direction. The forest slowly began to smell like birds and flowers, and it looked like it was full of life and prosperity. But no one knew that something was hidden in this beautiful forest.
How many secrets.
After another five hours of walking, due to the rush to get out of the ruined temple, I didn't bring anything to eat. After walking for five hours on an empty stomach, I felt really exhausted. Suddenly, Chen Lei shouted and pointed.
This day the sky said: "Comrade police, we are almost there, I see smoke."
After listening to his words, I took a look, and sure enough, there was smoke from the kitchen not far away, and I could even smell the fragrance of rice. I followed Chen Lei towards their village, Hongye Village.