The fat man came back later. After he came back, he looked very ugly. He came to me directly and asked: "Xiao Sanliang, what is going on? Fat Master, why am I on the verge of death?"
I don’t know. You have to ask my second uncle about this. I really don’t know how to answer the fat man’s question. I panicked immediately after hearing what my second uncle said.
Lin Laoer, what do you mean? The fat man dropped his backpack and took a sip of tea: You said the mantis stalks the cicada. Fatty, I ran to be the oriole. I just ran around for a while, and you told me again that I am fat.
I'm about to die. Why? Send me a wreath when you come back.
Fatty Liu, do you really not know the consequences of the backlash, or are you pretending not to know? The second uncle looked at Fatty and asked directly.
The fat man definitely didn't have any confidence when he faced my second uncle. He didn't dare to look at me and said: So what, fat man, do I look like a patient? Look at what's unhealthy about this body. The fat man said,
He also patted his strong, fat chest and said.
If you want to die, I won't stop you. After the second uncle finished speaking, he continued to sit on the sofa motionless, as if he didn't care about the fat man at all.
At this time, the fat man's face immediately turned the color of pig liver and turned red from holding back. In fact, I could also see that the fat man was trying to show off his strength, so at this time, I had to give him a way to step down and said: Fatty Liu, I
My second uncle is here to save you. Why don’t you look at you for being such a bear? You’ve never heard of hiding illnesses and avoiding medical treatment. Say thank you quickly.
After hearing this, the fat man nuzzled up to my second uncle, his face was red and his neck was thick. The fat man definitely wanted to save face and suffer. He held it in for a long time, but he didn't even say a word.
If you continue to act like a little wife, I won't care about you anymore, I said to the fat man.
Okay, Fatty, I admit it this time, Mr. Lin, Mr. Lin, don’t be angry. The main thing is that although I felt that this was not normal, I didn’t have any adverse reactions, so I didn’t take it to heart. I thought it was
He vomited blood and felt a little out of balance. The fat man said.
I dreamed that someone was trying to snatch the control of this body from you at night, calling it a fucking trivial matter. I finally know how you did it in Zifu Mountain, even the cave heaven and paradise were lost. It turns out that this is all you need. The second uncle looked at the fat man and said
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I thought the fat man would go crazy, but this time the fat man admitted his defeat directly. He was not afraid of boiling water and said: Uncle Lin, what did you see?
In fact, that girl standing on the street seems simple to you. I didn’t know it at first, but today I saw a little paper figure on the second floor of No. 9 Qingwang Street, with a birth date and yin year written on it.
She was born with a yin body during the yin period of the yin and yin months. She engaged in prostitution and reversed the yin and yang and damaged the yin virtues. If she died when she came to Tiankui, forget it. Calculate the days when she died. Think about it yourself.
He looked at the fat man and said.
The fat man's face changed a little after hearing what his second uncle said. He stretched out his hand and pinched it in a decent manner. His face turned pale and he cursed: Fuck him, how much he hates me, fat man.
Would you be making a fuss out of a molehill by setting up such a formation to deal with me? I originally thought it was a corpse that died during Tiankui's time and could not enter reincarnation. It turns out that this was deliberately looking for someone to trick people.
What on earth are you talking about? I was stunned for a while, so I asked.
That woman was originally born in the yin year, yin month, and yin time, and she was also a young lady. A woman who engages in this industry has harmed her tenth life of yin virtue. Originally, after death, she will not be able to be a human being in the next life, but she died at the time of Tiankui.
Forget it, the day of death is still lunar and lunar, and this kind of person will definitely go to the eighteenth level of hell after death. The look on the fat man's face looked like he had eaten a dead fly.
Although I didn't understand it, I felt uncomfortable and panicked all over after hearing so many negative words. I quickly looked at my second uncle, because the more serious it was now, the less worried I was about the fat man.
The second uncle looked at the fat man without saying anything. After looking at it for a long time, he sighed and said: Fatty Liu, let me tell you, don’t hate me. In fact, you are really wronged. She found such a sinister person just for the purpose.
It's against me. But you are more unlucky, and you encountered it by mistake.
The fat man slapped his thigh and cursed: Fat Master, I know that he has no grudges and no grudges. No matter what, he wouldn't put up such a big battle to deal with me. Didn't I say Lin Lao Er? Fat Master, I suffered for you.
You can't ignore this matter.
The second uncle pointed to the sofa and said, "Sit down."
The fat man was as obedient as he wanted. He immediately sat on the sofa obediently and looked at my second uncle eagerly.
Stretch out your hand, said the second uncle.
The fat man immediately stretched out his hand. Next, the second uncle's actions made me feel a little weird. Shouldn't this matter of the fat man be something like a forum? I saw the second uncle stretched out two fingers and lightly
He gently placed it on the fat man's wrist, feeling the pulse like a Chinese doctor.
But there was nothing strange about the fat man's face, but I couldn't understand it, so he explained to me: Xiaofan, you don't have to be strange, the human body is a yin and yang, and the human body's various internal organs actually all have their own yin and yang attributes.
Generally, illness will lead to disorder of yin and yang, deficiency of qi and blood, etc. In fact, it can be understood as imbalance of yin and yang. When evil gas enters the body, it is equivalent to destroying the yin and yang of an originally healthy person. Of course, this can also be seen in the pulse.
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Stop talking nonsense. The second uncle immediately stopped him and stopped him from talking. When the fat man heard the sound, he immediately shut his mouth and continued to wait for my second uncle.
The second uncle frowned and took the fat man's pulse like a miracle doctor. At this time, I didn't dare to express my anger. The traditional Chinese medicine did not say anything else. If I put this kind of tolerance on my second uncle, it would be perfect.
Elegance.
The second uncle felt the fat man's pulse for a long time. From the frown on his face at first, to the disbelief, and finally to the want to smile but not a smile, every expression on his face touched almost every one of us.
nerve.
Something is wrong, the second uncle muttered softly.
"Did you miscalculate? Fatty, I actually have nothing to do," Fatty said eagerly.
No, judging from the pulse, you have a happy pulse. This is correct, it is a happy pulse. When the second uncle said this, he naturally glanced at the fat man's belly.
When he said these words, Fatty and I were stunned almost at the same time. Then I couldn't help but laugh almost uncontrollably, because I took a look at Fatty's belly and it was really smaller than Lin Xiao who was pregnant with my child.
The monsters are even bigger
Fatty, when did you go and secretly drink the river water from the Daughter Kingdom? Why didn’t you come back with a mouthful of water for us to try? I laughed and asked Fatty, all my previous worries collapsed with the words of my second uncle, damn it.
After doing this for a long time, this guy, Fatty, actually got pregnant.
Lin Laoer, if you play with me, my fat guy will suddenly jump out, his face as black as Guan Gong.
I haven't played with it. It really is a happy pulse. It took me a long time to confirm it. It can't be wrong. If you don't believe it, you can find a doctor to take a look. This is a very standard happy pulse. The second uncle said to the fat man.
I stopped laughing now, because I looked at the faces of Fatty and Second Uncle. It was definitely not a joke, but how could this be possible? Fatty is pregnant. She is really fucking pregnant. This is Liaocheng, not the daughter country in Journey to the West.
With a dark face, the fat man stood up and opened the door, saying: "You two, uncle and nephew, just come together to play with my fat man." After saying that, he walked out the door.
What on earth is going on? Second uncle, is he really pregnant? I asked.
The second uncle nodded and said: It's true. Now the matter is really big. When the second uncle said this, he frowned and had doubts on his face. He didn't even know what to say.
This thing, it seems, is really strange.
When Hei San and Lin Erdan learned the news about Fatty's pregnancy from me, their faces were shocked at first, and then they burst into laughter uncontrollably. Hei San's smiling face became distorted,
Said: Xiaofan, are you sure it was your second uncle Lin Baqian who said that, and not you deliberately being a fat man?
After getting my definite answer, Hei Sanxiao burst into tears, and Lin Erdan was even more exaggerated, rolling on the ground.
Stop fucking laughing. It would be great if the fat man really gave birth to a child. He could apply for a Guinness World Record. If there were other problems, it would be difficult. My second uncle didn’t even know what was going on.
I frowned.
What a big deal, it's all on me.
Is there anything you can do? I immediately started to have hope. Heisan is also a young master from a big family. Maybe he knows some expert.
How much does it cost to buy a bottle of abortion pill? It’s really hard to find a hospital. It uses Korean LEEK knife technology to perform minimally invasive and painless abortion in three minutes. You can go with the treatment at any time. The streets are full of small advertisements like this. I’ll cover the medical expenses.
After Hei San finished speaking, he continued to laugh loudly.