"Jiaolong, go and show this to the village chief's family now. What if after reading it, the village chief doesn't admit that he agreed to these three conditions?"
Following the village chief and Boss Song as they walked towards his home, Sanmei'er whispered in my ear with some worry.
I lowered my voice and said, "Don't worry, he doesn't dare to deny it."
When I walked to the door of the village chief's house, I looked back and couldn't help but want to laugh. These villagers were really busy. They were curious but didn't dare to follow too closely. The village chief and Mr. Song were in front of me along the way.
Opening the way, I followed San Meier, and behind us were numerous groups of villagers. Those who didn’t know better thought that this battle was about a group fight!
"Okay! Everyone, go back! Don't crowd around my door!!"
When he was about to enter, Boss Song stood under the high wall of his home and raised his hands to drive away the curious villagers. As Boss Song's voice rang out, Song Erhu, who was still jumping up and down on the wall and giggling, suddenly looked at me in horror.
, and then jumped from the wall to the yard, and quickly ran to a hut built in the yard similar to a grocery store to nest. I didn’t need to do more calculations to know that the hut must be the one that the villagers had been talking about.
The place where Huang Pizi lives.
"Oh, the two tigers are afraid! The two tigers are afraid!!"
The villagers were very sharp-eyed and didn't listen to Boss Song at all at this time. After all, Song Erhu had been making trouble for two or three days. He was either climbing up the house or the wall. He jumped down as soon as I came. The effect was too much.
Instant results!
Seeing this, the village chief couldn't care less whether the villagers were watching the fun, and he took me by the hand and hurriedly entered the door: "Sir, please go in quickly and see your aunt. It seems that you really have to take action!"
I pulled out my hand and looked at him calmly: "Don't worry, since I'm here, that thing knows it well."
As I said that, I took out a cigarette and put it in my mouth. The village chief looked at it and hurriedly took out his Yuxi, for fear that I would escape in the face of the battle: "Come on, nephew, smoke my uncle's cigarette. This cigarette is good!"
I waved my hand slightly, "No... I'm just used to holding it in my mouth and not lighting it." As I said that, I gestured to the village chief with my chin while holding the cigarette in my mouth: "Lead the way for me."
Sanmei'er looked a little nervous while carrying my bag. This was her first time anyway, and I couldn't use Zong Bao's performance when I was around to ask her. I reached out and put my arm around her shoulders.
She gave her a confident look. In fact, this job is really not big. It is similar to the big snake that used to torture people at my cousin's house. When I dealt with that big snake, I had not yet accomplished anything, so I didn't put in much effort. Now look at it.
, I unintentionally retraced the path I took when I first debuted, counting the days, looking for animals, and teaching this kind of evil beast a lesson!
Before I even entered the house, I saw the village chief’s eldest daughter-in-law, the proprietress of the small shop, running out of the house with a embarrassed look on her face. She looked at the village chief and said directly: “Dad, there are three of them, mom.
I made three roast chickens right now, and she asked me to get them for her!!"
The village chief's face wrinkled, and he waved his hands as if he was used to it, and whispered: "Why are you so loud? If she wants anything, just go and get it for her..."
Mr. Song's wife nodded, looked at me expectantly, and ran directly to her small shop. After she ran away, the village chief looked at me and sighed, his voice continuing to be low.
Very low: "Jiaolong, you see, it's not that the uncle wants to make more money, the family supports such an aunt, even if there is a golden mountain, she can't afford to do this."
I didn't answer, but followed the village chief directly into the house. Not to mention the tile floor, the first thing I saw was the large kitchen, various modern stoves, refrigerators and washing machines. It was spacious and bright. According to the overall standard of this village,
The village chief's house is definitely magnificent.
But as soon as you entered the big house, you were stunned. The house was messy as if it had just experienced the eight-year war of resistance. The cotton wool in the quilt had been taken out and piled messily on the kang. The scraped white walls were covered with stains.
You Ni Daozi, if you look carefully, there seems to be blood marks that have been dated. It seems that this village chief has been subjected to "domestic violence" as rumored by the outside world.
A skinny woman in her fifties was sitting on the kang. There were chicken bones scattered on her legs and on the ground. Not to mention, if you look carefully at the garbage on the ground, it was really chicken bones that had the most. Her hair was messy.
Well, I conservatively estimate that the effect of the lightning strike would have taken me a year without washing before I could finally stand upright. There was no flesh on my body, but my face was shiny from stuffing chicken legs into my mouth. I was lifeless at the moment, but
His pupils were shining brightly, and he looked like he was being taken over and out of his control.
Seeing me coming in, she still stuffed food into her mouth as if she was not afraid of danger, and laughed loudly with chews in her mouth: "Why...is there someone who is not afraid of death again?"
The village chief looked at me with a timid face and whispered: "Jiaolong, tonight is my last fight. If you don't help me send this god away, I won't be able to survive tonight."
ah."
I looked at him expressionlessly and whispered: "Lock the door."
The village chief swallowed his saliva and turned around to close the door of the house. Who knew that before he stretched out his hand, the woman on the kang dropped the chicken legs with a snap and jumped up from the kang?
Staring at me: "Let's see who dares to lock the door. I am not afraid of heaven and earth. Who can deal with me after three thousand years of Taoism?"
The village chief trembled with fright and didn't dare to move. Look, what happened to him after being grabbed by this thing.
I looked up at the woman and laughed: "Three thousand years of Taoism? Do you know who I am?"
"I don't care who you are! You have to give me face when the Jade Emperor comes!!!"
It really didn't work out, otherwise I wouldn't have dared to say such big things. No immortal family that knows the truth is so ignorant.
I let out a gentle breath. I really didn't have the patience to waste time with her here. I habitually tied my hair from front to back, then took out the lighter and lit it with a 'click' sound. Huang Xian'er's descendant
, naturally knowing that he had met the old man, he lit the front end of the cigarette, wrapped it in a puff, exhaled a puff of smoke and said coldly: "Three thousand years of Taoist practice will allow you to use your human body to eat chicken because of the insignificant thing?"
The woman on the kang was obviously a little afraid of the smoke I breathed out. She took two steps back and looked at me, "I tell you, uncle, I can come when I want and leave when I want. No one can do anything to me!"
!”
I looked at her with a cold face: "Want to leave? Spit out the food for me first!!!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the woman on the kang suddenly made a distorted expression and made a sound. She leaned forward, her stomach surged, her mouth opened wide, and she spit out the undigested chicken that she had eaten in her mouth.
The village chief was frightened and retreated to the door, always ready to run away.
San Meier also shivered uncontrollably, but she had been taught lessons by me at home. I told her that no matter what she saw, she should believe me. As long as I am here, all problems would be solved.
It wasn't a problem, so although she was scared, she still stood there with a pale face.
The woman was almost vomiting and looked at me with a painful look on her face, "Master, I won't play with you anymore!!"
Seeing the yellow hair flashing on the woman's face, I shouted and stepped forward, "You said you won't play if you don't want to play?" I grabbed her arm and pinched her back with my middle finger, which hurt her.
He screamed loudly: "It's going to kill me! It's going to kill me!!"
I snorted coldly in my heart, is this going to kill me? I'm actually playing with you! Thinking about it, I frowned, took out a red rope from my pocket and tied it directly to her finger, "I can't even let you run away."
Can’t run out! Third sister! Here comes the needle!!!”
"Oh! Good!!"
The third sister didn't know whether she was frightened by me or the woman's howling. She hurriedly rummaged through the bag, took out the sewing needle that I had soaked and pinned it on a small square cloth and threw it to me. I spit it out.
Using the cigarette butt, I pulled out a thin needle directly with my mouth, straddled the woman with my upper leg, and pushed air on her body with one hand. If there was a bulge, I would prick it down fiercely. To put it more professionally, that is
Pricking the yellow skin that is escaping in a woman's body, to put it simply, is catching the yellow skin. It is also called pinching the yellow skin in the folk. It is to teach it that it must know how to be powerful!
When the needle goes in, blood must be seen, and the woman's mouth makes a sharp scream that breaks the throat, which makes my eardrums hurt. Either the villagers nowadays don't have to deliberately sneak to the wall, they can be killed within a few miles.
You can hear the miserable wailing scream clearly!
The woman's face was distorted as she screamed, and her body was covered in blood from my wounds. At this time, she began to give in, and she kept shouting for mercy.
The movements of my hands did not stop, and my legs were still holding her tightly as I sat down hard: "Spare you! Do you know that your grandfather is practicing on this mountain! You are embarrassing your grandfather by doing this!!
!”
"Ouch!! Ouch!! I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore!!! Spare me!! I'll leave right away!! Go to the mountain right away to admit my mistake to my grandfather, I don't dare to do it anymore!!!"
Until a big bump protruded from the woman's belly, I pressed it down with my hands. To outsiders, I was pressing the woman's belly, but only I knew that I was pinching Huangpizi's neck: "God
If you have the virtue of living a good life, I will spare your life for the sake of the deep friendship between your grandfather and me. If you dare to harm me again next time, don't blame me for letting you die here!!!"
"I was wrong! I was wrong! Don't pinch me! Don't pinch me! I still have children!!!"
As soon as the woman finished speaking, I heard the village chief exclaim: "Oh my god, Huangpizi has entered the house!!" At that time, it seemed that I was too old to jump, otherwise I would have almost jumped.
She was in San Mei'er's arms. San Mei'er was afraid, so when she saw the living creatures entering the door, she quickly stood up against the wall, for fear of occupying their space.
Five or six little yellow men came in. They lined up under my kang and looked at me. On the ground, they actually knelt down and kowtowed like an adult. They hugged each other with their front paws and kept bowing.
The woman was still shouting: "I admit my mistake, I really admit my mistake... spare me... spare me... Grandpa is here, I really don't dare to lie..."
I looked at her coldly, "Third sister! Red paper!"
Sanmei'er nodded and quickly handed me another piece of red paper that she had cut at home. When watching TV, some people may think that some of the talismans used by Taoist priests are like wholesale ones. There are many special ones, but in fact they are not.
I prepare it at home when I have nothing to do. Otherwise, how can I have an inexhaustible supply of it at critical moments?
"Jiaolong, here..."
I didn't look at Third Sister, but reached out to take the red paper and pricked the woman's shriveled fingertips with a needle. Then I wiped the red paper on the blood droplets, then lit it on fire and stared at the woman: "I don't want to follow her.
You're talking nonsense, but remember..." Pointing to his eyes: "I'm watching you here, it's up to you whether you still want to seek death."
"Oh, I really don't dare anymore. I promise, from now on, I will never set foot in this village!"
Then don't talk nonsense. I was quite tired after being pricked for a long time. I pulled away the red strip of cloth wrapped around her fingers. The woman turned over directly. After trembling twice, she completely lost consciousness. The yellow leather on the ground was still following.
I bowed, until I waved my hand gently, and they walked out one after another as if they were standing in line.
The village chief didn't even dare to breathe. He nestled in a corner of the room and carefully watched what was happening in front of him. I sat there panting slightly to calm down. It was such a simple job, but it was a bit difficult to make it look like that.
It took a lot of effort. It seems that Uncle Chou didn't like to see the village chief. He was really too lazy to care about this nonsense. However, this foreshadowing was the right time and place for me. It just happened to let this yellow man have enough trouble and give it to the village chief.
I'm scared, so let me take advantage of this opportunity and do some real good things for this village. Otherwise, Uncle Chou would have been easily taken care of when he was young. Then in the future, the village chief will have no scruples and still
I really can’t achieve the effect I have today!
After a while, Boss Song came in fearfully, opened his mouth and called out softly: "Dad... are you done..."
The village chief wiped his sweat and glared at him: "Now you know that I am your father, why didn't you come in just now!"
Immediately afterwards, he suppressed the anger in his heart and walked up to me. He looked at the unknown woman lying on the kang with some taboo, and carefully took out Yuxi from his pocket to please her: "Jiaolong, you can smoke it first.
Gen'er, uncle will give you some, this matter..."
I pushed his hand away and said, "I don't know how to smoke." After saying that, I got down directly to the ground, took a long breath and looked at him: "I'll finish this matter for you. This auntie was not clear-headed when she woke up.
For a period of time, you take her to the yard to bask in the sun during the day. Don't let her be frightened again. It will take about two or three months. This brain will not react too quickly in the future, but normal communication will not happen.
If it’s a problem, just take good care of it.”
The village chief definitely didn’t believe it. This yellow boy was going to cause a huge commotion. Why did I finish it in just three times, five and two? “It’s really okay. What do you mean?
gone……"
I nodded and looked at him firmly: "It's okay. Don't worry. There's something pressing on it on the mountain. It doesn't dare to make trouble anymore. It turned around and tore down the hut where Huang Pizi lived and used torches to burn things.
Just burn it to remove bad luck."
"What about Erhu, that is, where is my second child? Jiaolong, do you still need to go and see my second child..."
"With Huang Pizi gone, he will be fine and won't make any noise anymore. However, he will have to be delirious for a while. Remember, you can't see Huang Pizi again before he recovers. Otherwise, his courage will be shattered."
, I will be completely stupid by then.”
The village chief looked up at the shabby house he had built over the years, and his eyes immediately turned red when he looked at me: "Oh! Jiaolong, you are a great benefactor to our family. I feel like I have a lot of good things."
I haven’t had a restful day in decades!!”
I looked at him indifferently: "Stop talking about this, uncle, I have wasted a lot of energy. Just remember what you promised me. I also hope that this village will be good, right?"
"Yes! You have a good heart!!"
The village chief nodded in agreement and glanced at Boss Song again: "Why are you still standing here stupidly? Why don't you hurry up and get your little brother back to the house to lie down! Even the yellow men have gone and you still let him stay in that shabby house.
What are you doing!!”
Boss Song nodded in response, looked at me, nodded and bowed, said thank you twice, and then went to the hut in the courtyard to find Song Erhu. I chatted with the village chief for a while in the house about what to pay attention to, and waited until Boss Song’s wife, who already knew the whole story,
When my son came in, I received another round of compliments.
Feeling that it was almost done, I opened my mouth to say goodbye. The village chief's face, which had always been filled with anxiety, gradually calmed down under my repeated affirmations. Knowing that I was leaving, he smiled with a split corner of his mouth: "That's okay.
, Boss, please take out the red envelope I prepared for Jiaolong, thank you for your hard work!"
Boss Song's wife nodded when she heard this, walked to another room and took out a thick red envelope wrapped in it. My experience tells me that five thousand yuan is a generous sum.
I declined for a while, and after saying some pretentious words, I pretended that I couldn't accept it. I looked at the village chief and smiled: "Uncle, I just want to thank you for this red envelope. I will treat it as if you love me. However, for those three things, you
But don’t forget…”
The village chief is now beginning to be careless with me: "Let's discuss this later, Jiaolong. Don't worry, if you stay in this village for one day, you will be treated like my nephew from now on. I promise, you will definitely..."
"Reconsideration?"
I was not happy at that time and looked at him with raised eyebrows: "Uncle, you can't keep your word. I can think of ways to raise the money to build the school, but the receiving station, the old people in the village, and the old people in the village, this is not good for you.
Speaking of which, it’s not difficult.”
"Mr. Ma, you don't understand the situation in our village. My father is so worried about this village! Look at this red envelope for us..."
The village chief waved his hand, interrupting the eldest daughter-in-law's words, and still looked at me with a grateful smile: "Jiaolong, don't worry, I know you are close to that kid Xiaoshanzi, so let's do this, Xiaoshanzi's father's old guard
I will definitely solve the problem. Although the procedure is a bit complicated, but..."
"Third sister, go to the door and see what's in the yard..."
I was too lazy to listen to the village chief's nonsense, so I raised my eyes and looked directly at San Mei'er. Although San Mei'er was a little puzzled, she was obviously dissatisfied with the village chief's sudden change of attitude. She walked to the door and then screamed in fright:
"Jiaolong! There is a weasel in the yard!!"
As soon as this sound came out, the village chief's eldest daughter-in-law was also frightened. She quickly followed her and looked back. She turned around and shouted: "Oh my God! Mr. Ma! Why didn't you leave?!"
The village chief swallowed, opened the curtains and took a look into the yard. Sure enough, there was a little yellow-haired creature sitting in the empty yard, "Jiaolong, this, this..."
I breathed out lightly and looked at him, "Uncle, one spit and one nail, this is the promise between me and you. The spiritual creatures under my feet are listening all the time. I will leave one day, but these things
I won't leave unless our village leaves this mountain. You don't have to keep your promise, but if you don't keep your promise, my threat to Huangpizi will be invalid. Will they take advantage of my leaving here to move my family in?
, then I can’t guarantee it.”
"Jiaolong, what are you talking about? Is my uncle a person who doesn't do things? You should let this thing go quickly! Didn't you say that my son will be frightened when he sees this thing again?"
I looked at him a little tiredly, wondering if this man was in trouble. He had to be serious before he could stop completely. "Just take a look again..."
"Run away! Dad! Run away!!"
Following the shouts of the village chief's daughter-in-law, the village chief exhaled with a troubled expression, turned around and looked at me as if he was choked: "Cheng, Jiaolong, I will do my best for all the requests you made.
Let’s do it for you!”
I smiled and walked up to him: "Uncle, are you trying to accumulate virtue for yourself? You gave me a lot of red envelopes, so I will tell you a few more words. Song Erhu's destiny is too strong, and his children are not good friends.
, if you want to have a grandson, you have to do good deeds. On Song Erhu’s wedding day in the future, he must hold a wedding banquet for seven days. There will be no silver and no wealth. The guests will be happy with their smiling faces. Do you understand what I mean?"
The village chief frowned and looked at me: "Just inviting people to a seven-day banquet for nothing?"
I looked at him with my lips curled up: "Don't use the word "bai". Remember, if you want to have a virtuous grandson, you have to accumulate blessings... Third sister, let's go!"
The eldest daughter-in-law looked at my back blankly, and whispered to the village chief: "Dad, is there any explanation for this?"
I paused as I walked to the door of the house, and my ears easily caught the village chief's low voice, ""I would rather believe that it exists than that it doesn't exist..."
Weighing the red envelope in my hand, I was very satisfied with the result and handed the red envelope directly to San Meier: "Go home!" (To be continued)