Chapter 314 Dazhi’s Little Thoughts [Thanks to ‘sfqk’ Huang
Jin Dameng!]
Half a day passed after Hongjun left.
Li Dazhi sneaked into Li Ping'an's study.
"dad."
Li Ping'an sat behind the desk, his whole body swallowed by black lines, his nose was trembling slightly, looking at the plan in the jade talisman in his hand, he didn't know how to evaluate it for a moment.
"I can understand your determination to open a big religion and seize the incense of Western religion.
"I can also understand that you want to use entertainment methods to downplay the influence of the great religion on the world.
"But this..."
Li Ping'an raised the jade plaque beside him, with the four characters "Feitian Meow Meow" clearly engraved on it.
"Isn't this too childish? Can those beings who believe in Western religion pray and offer incense to you, the flying meow god?"
"How is it impossible?"
Li Dazhi put his hands in his sleeves, half-lying on the table, and raised his eyebrows at Li Ping'an.
"I was thinking, isn't there a ready-made sacred beast to suppress religion?"
To suppress the sacred beast?
Li Pingan turned his head and looked behind the screen. Wen Ling'er and Xiao Baihu, who were obeying orders, seemed to be aware of this and poked their heads from behind the screen.
Li Dazhi stood up and shouted: "Come over, that white tiger."
"Why!"
Bai Hu responded, stood up and turned out of the screen. A pair of long legs were wrapped under the hem of a plain skirt. Her slender waist and plump buttocks explained what sexiness was. Her broad chest swayed back and forth, making people feel a little dizzy.
However, her face is still innocent and cute, with a bit of a tiger-headed look.
Li Dazhi smiled and said: "Didn't she receive the infusion of heavenly virtues? It would be great for her to be the leader of the Feitian Miaomiao Sect."
"no……"
Li Ping'an raised his hand and rubbed the center of his brow, and said slowly: "Baihu, please restore your body first."
The fairy light flashed, and the little white tiger disappeared, replaced by a two-foot-long mighty white tiger with two wings on its back and two pupils hidden in its eyes. A powerful force filled the entire study.
Wen Ling'er, who was slightly weaker in cultivation, couldn't help but shiver.
Li Dazhi said: "Isn't this good? This strength should be as strong as the Golden Fairyland, right? Good guy, it seems that the white tiger bloodline has been awakened? The ancient four-elephant beast?"
Li Ping'an said seriously: "Is this called Meow Meow?"
Li Dazhi sneered: "It's a big meow."
The little white tiger blinked, opened its big mouth, and whispered: "Meow~"
"Hahaha!"
Li Ping'an's forehead was covered with black lines and he cursed: "Go down and eat! Even if you scream, you're not interested!"
"Yes, Master, isn't this what your father said?"
The little white tiger lowered his head in grievance, turned around and ran for two steps, then returned to the appearance of a beautiful girl from the tiger tribe with the fairy light.
Li Dazhi smiled and said: "Your mount doesn't have an official name yet, does it? It's already transformed, so you should give it a name."
Li Ping'an sighed softly: "The name is not important. She can now show the door to the heaven. Her strength is still improving, and she has to swallow a lot of spiritual energy every day."
"You see, the name is not important."
Li Dazhi said seriously:
"The Feitian Miao Miao God Cult is very good. This matter has been settled. We mainly hate Western religions.
"Actually, after I thought about it, it would not be a good idea to blow up the Twelve-grade Golden Lotus taught by Western religions too early. We still need to make the future clearer so that we can plan more easily."
Li Pingan tilted his head and looked at Li Dazhi carefully.
Li Dazhi spread his hands: "Look what I'm doing, is there any flowers on my face?"
"No," Li Ping'an wondered, "Dad, what stimulated you, why did you suddenly change your mind? You have been sleeping and forgetting food for the past six months, wasn't it just to engage in Western teachings? With your temperament, I am afraid of you.
Just use... that person's plan."
Li Dazhi said seriously: "The times have changed."
He couldn't say that he had just been taught a lesson by Hongjun.
Li Dazhi thought about it carefully and found that there was nothing he could say to outsiders about what Hongjun said.
The two sets of treasures given by Hongjun are now in his sleeves, and the bluestone scroll and oil paper package are a kind of ban.
If they were allowed to be born early, the world would be in chaos.
In fact, Li Dazhi fully understood the implications of Hongjun's words and determined several facts. For example, Hongjun was indeed intervening in the trend of the entire world, but Hongjun did not want to be burdened with any cause and effect. He just wanted to transcend and pick the fruits.
For another example, Hongjun can observe other "prehistoric things", which are the so-called "multiple prehistoric things", which means that Hongjun is very close to transcendence.
Li Dazhi said seriously:
"Peace, I have studied Western teachings for more than half a year and discovered a little secret.
"The world itself develops along a long axis. It's very abstract, but that's about it.
"I can't answer why this is so. This requires a leader-level expert to explore the secret.
"Since the beginning of the world, everything has been fixed. The general trend will not change, but the small trend can be changed. But what is the current general trend?"
Li Ping'an thought about it and replied: "With the great prosperity of the human race, the heaven will be established."
"Yes."
Li Dazhi said:
“We are in the midst of the general trend, and the fact that we are going so smoothly now is the help of the general trend.
"To put it bluntly, if you hadn't set great ambitions and fought for it, I would give lectures on the way of heaven on a whim, and no one would be able to say for sure.
"But now, we are standing in the middle of the general trend. We just need to let nature take its course, be proactive and do not make unnecessary plans, otherwise we will inevitably be contaminated by... big causes and effects."
Li Ping'an's eyes glowed with light as he stared at Li Dazhi.
Li Dazhi scolded with a black face: "I haven't been taken away from you!"
Li Ping'an asked in dialect: "Dad, when was the first time you hit me?"
Li Dazhi replied in dialect: "You broke someone's window playing football in the third grade, and threw the sneakers I bought you into the trash can to sell the stolen goods."
Li Ping'an breathed a sigh of relief and wondered: "Dad, your attitude has changed too quickly."
"Humph! What do you know!"
Li Dazhi raised the hem of his Taoist robe and sat aside, saying with an air of dignity:
"This is called enlightenment!
"Isn't it great now? Emperor Xuanyuan, the Holy Mother, Master Tongtian, and Master Xuandu have joined forces to suppress the second leader of the Western Sect and the ancestor of Styx.
"As long as you develop your heaven well, then everything will be fine, right?"
Li Ping'an said: "For the next twenty or thirty years, Xizhou will remain in a state of war. I must seize this opportunity."
"What do you want to do?"
Li Ping'an narrowed his eyes slightly: "Speed through the three thousand small worlds!"
Li Dazhi had a little more confusion in his eyes.
Li Ping'an said: "We will talk about this in detail later. I will wait for the immortal officials from ASEAN to come and decide on the self-propelled immortal armor, and then I will go back to the Kongmeng Realm. Dad, your task here will also be very heavy."
"no problem!"
Li Dazhi waved his hand and said mysteriously:
"As a father, you now have someone to support you. Don't worry about me. Your two aunts get along very well with each other. I am cultivating a group of business talents here.
"By the way, who is coming from ASEAN this time? Can you talk to them and promote your Tiandi Temple throughout Eastern Continent?"
Li Ping'an said: "Senior Brother Human Emperor has already agreed to this. Dad, let's add four side halls for the Emperor of Heaven to the Temple of Heaven."
"Put it directly in the side hall?"
Li Dazhi said:
"Now I always place the statue of Huangdi Xuanyuan next to you. If there are four human emperors, it can only be placed in the side hall, otherwise it will not be safe to place your statue in front or behind.
"Well, how do you feel now?"
"I don't feel anything," Li Ping'an shrugged, "The incense came to my spiritual platform on its own, and was sucked into the golden cloud, turning into pure heavenly merit."
"By the way," Li Dazhi fumbled in his sleeves for a while and took out two jade talismans, "These are the background, strength, character and general areas of expertise of the hundreds of immortal officials sent to the Kongmeng Realm before. I did this The second typesetting is for your convenience."
Li Ping'an sighed: "I learned about the backgrounds of these immortal officials last time. They are all the backgrounds of the major sects in Dongzhou."
"There is no way. You are not trying to establish the Federation of Democracy in Heaven. Heaven is still a feudal emperor. How can you consolidate your power without relying on wealthy gentry?"
Li Dazhi put his hands in his sleeves:
"Don't be anxious, just take it step by step.
"The process of democracy lies in the evolution of living beings' thoughts. When you establish the heaven, you can then think about how to promote these thoughts.
"Of course, if you just want to be a carefree emperor, a concubine, and gain power, we won't engage in these values... To put it bluntly, Ping An, don't put so much pressure on yourself, and don't think about it. "Look, if you don't enlighten the people's wisdom, you will be a fool. If you can make 80% of the world's creatures full and able to sleep peacefully, that's already it."
Li Dazhi gave a thumbs up.
Li Ping'an sneered and said slowly: "Dad, I know what you mean. You have to eat your food one bite at a time. I have very low requirements for myself. If I don't have a wine pool and a meat forest, I will win!"
"Yes, that's it."
Two ASEAN immortal officials fell outside the hospital. They were the Jinxian of the Supervisory Office stationed here.
Jinxian knocked on the door, and the guards answered.
Xinghe Xinghan hurriedly came to report: "Your Majesty! Your Highness, the female emperor, is asking for an audience. I would like you to move to supervise the Si Yamen!"
Li Dazhi frowned and said: "Fenghou has come to the house, why doesn't she come?"
"Hey," Li Ping'an said with a smile, "the nun is a woman, so it's really inconvenient to come directly to the house. Senior Brother Renhuang made some insinuations about the nun several times before, but I rejected them all. Maybe he was a little unhappy.
Bar."
Li Dazhi tilted his head.
What does it mean? female slave?
Li Dazhi stood up: "Then I'll go take a look too!"
Li Pingan pushed his father back to his seat: "Dad, please don't cause trouble! Zi Yao and Sun Yingying are enough to give me a headache!"
"Oh, who do you think I am? I'm just anxious to hold my grandson, but I'm just making soup for Ning Ning!"
Li Dazhi waved his hand:
"I'm not going! You go ahead! Really!"
Li Ping'an squinted and smiled. Just as he was about to go out, he remembered something and turned around and said, "Come here, little white tiger. I'll let you take care of me when I go out from now on."
"real?"
The little white tiger poked his head out in surprise, then transformed into a tall tiger with a loud roar, and launched Wen Ling'er directly away.
Wen Ling'er screamed: "Oh! What are you doing!"
The little white tiger quickly transformed into a small body, turned into a stream of light and flew outside the house, then turned into a size larger than an ordinary horse, lying on the ground, and a futon surrounded by fairy light appeared on its back.
Li Ping'an sat cross-legged on Bai Hu's back and suddenly thought of the two golden lotus seeds that Uncle Gui Lingling gave him.
Later, I still need to cultivate the golden lotus and make a futon for the little white tiger to refine.
It is also very good for making saddles.
"Uncle Spiritual Master! Are you going to have a feast?"
"coming!"
…
In the study, Li Dazhi looked at the mess behind the screen with a smile, and summoned Wen Ling'er in front of him.
Wen Ling'er bowed and bowed, muttering: "Master, what are your instructions?"
"Ping An and Ning Ning, the frequency of sex is normal."
"Too much, too much," Wen Ling'er blinked, "I think it's the first time for Xiao Zu and Madam to experience this, so it's quite novel."
"That's good," Li Dazhi said warmly, took out two storage rings from his sleeves and handed them to Wen Ling'er.
Wen Ling'er hurriedly said: "Master, you have already given me too many treasures!"
"Take it, you are Ping An's personal maid. You understand some things even if I don't tell you. My Li family will never treat you badly."
Li Dazhi said warmly.
There were two blushes on Wen Ling'er's face, she held the ring in her arms and whispered: "I don't have a big problem becoming an immortal."
"Well, when you become an immortal, you only have to serve Ping An for a thousand years. If you want to leave, leave, and return to the sect if you want. Of course, it is best to continue serving, if there is no conflict between you."
Li Dazhi sighed:
"You are Yue'er's disciple, and you have worked for me for several years, so I can trust you.
"You have also seen Ping An's current situation. He and Ning Ning were childhood sweethearts, but Queen Mother Xi lowered her profile and approached her as Zi Yao. She also deliberately made friends with Qing Su and became close to Gui Ling. Although she was a little scheming, she really put her heart into it.
"But Ziyao's plans are always about power. If she has any plans to target Ning Ning later, you need to provide support or report to me.
"The Li family can't let one woman turn everything upside down."
Wen Ling'er blinked: "But you can't beat the Queen Mother of the West! Zi Yao is actually the Queen Mother of the West, my God."
"Me!" Li Dazhi snorted, "If you can't beat me now, you won't be able to beat me in the future. Don't forget that I have great luck... Okay, that's all I have to tell you."
Wen Ling'er asked in a low voice: "Xiaozu actually has some interest in Immortal Qingsu."
"You can't force this. Qing Su's temperament is too cold. It just depends on the fate of the two of them in the future. Aren't master and disciple very close? There will indeed be ethical issues."
Li Dazhi said slowly:
"Later, I will let Wenrou select a group of daughters from human expert families, and you will see the opportunity to turn a deaf ear to Ping An.
"Ningning's side shouldn't be a big problem.
"By the way, here are these for you. You can take them with you wherever you have money to go out safely. Don't let people think that the Emperor of Heaven has lost his place."
"Hey, good!"
"Go down."
Li Dazhi sent Wen Ling'er away and sat behind the window sill with his eyes closed to relax.
He didn't open the barrier just now, and some of his words were actually meant for other people in the house to listen to.
After a while, Li Dazhi's figure turned into clouds and mist and sank into the underground hall.
He can pass through the main hall formation at will.
Li Dazhi walked around the underground palace and did not go to the expanded part of Xu Xuntian. Instead, he stopped in Li Ping'an's 'Incense Hall'.
He walked around and looked at the 'automatic incense machines' beside each incense stand. He sniffed and smelled the scent of Mu Ningning and Wen Ling'er. Apparently, the two of them often came to incense these portraits of Li Ping'an.
'This thing is really useful.'
Li Dazhi kowtowed incense to the Three Pure Ones, Four Emperors, and Nuwa Empress in a decent manner, and then lit an incense stick for Yun Zhongzi, then floated to the empty wall beside him, and glanced around guiltily.
Li Dazhi flicked his sleeves:
"Let's go!"
A scroll appeared on the side wall, with a thin old Taoist painting on it.
Taoist Hongjun, the teacher of Nuwa in the Three Pure dynasties!
Li Dazhi knelt down, kowtowed to the portrait, and sighed:
"I understand the rules. If you give me a lecture, I will be your registered disciple! Here is Teacher Hongjun, and I will kowtow to you! I will live up to your trust and arrange this world properly!"
After saying that, Li Dazhi made up a few more heads and put on three sticks of incense.
A secret place in the Sea of Chaos beyond the wild world.
The thin old man looked at Yun Jing in front of him, his forehead was covered with black lines, and his nose was constantly twitching.
Emperor Li Zhuntian, who was unaware of the meeting between his father and Hongjun, had jumped off the white tiger and entered a beautiful courtyard in the corner of the backyard of the Inspector's Mansion.
'Why did father suddenly change his mind?'
Li Pingan muttered secretly:
‘Feitian Miaomiao Cult, this is too childish, isn’t it? My father has spent so much effort on it, so logically it shouldn’t be like this.’
'Is there something unexpected?'
'However, this truth can be explained clearly. Transforming Hu into Buddha now will indeed disrupt the power structure between heaven and earth, thereby affecting the general trend. Now the general trend is in favor of one's side. Transforming Hu into Buddha can be used as a trump card to deal with Western religions.
It's not appropriate to show your trump card now.'
'I don't understand, he just needs to be happy now.'
There is a bamboo house ahead, and in front of the bamboo house there is a pool of water with sparkling waves. The water reflects a beautiful figure in an ancient dress, and her flaming curly hair is particularly eye-catching.
Li Ping'an stepped into the barrier around the bamboo house, and his heart suddenly shook.
It's not that his own Taoist heart is shaken, but that Heaven's Tao is feeling it.