Chapter 315 'Send it to the female Bá' [Third update]
Is this a female demon?
According to the way of heaven, the female demon merges with the laws of disaster.
This kind of power of Taoism is mostly seen in innate beings, the most famous of which are the Twelve Ancestral Witches, and the fusion of the female demons should be the 'disaster of drought'.
If the female demon can be brought into heaven, the way of heaven can be further perfected.
Things that can perfect the way of heaven will naturally bring about merit. Although his own merit and the merit of heaven are often mixed together, they can also be separated.
Li Ping'an signaled the little turtle in his sleeve to appear, and then casually controlled Tiandao, who was a little throbbing.
Just say to Tiandao, "Don't worry, we will work hard to recruit", and Tiandao will be quiet.
Accompanied by a ray of light green light, Turtle Lingling appeared beside Li Ping'an in a circle, wearing a short skirt, a double bun on her head, and stepping on the 'sandals' made of nephrite at her feet, showing an innocent figure.
Romantic older beautiful girl.
She blinked her big eyes and looked at Xuanyuan's daughter, the goddess-general Nuba, who seemed to have just noticed this and was getting up to greet her.
The ancient skirt on the female slave is quite elegant, with layers of fabrics on it, but the design concept is still a waist, low collar, and high slit.
At this moment, the female slave bowed and saluted, and strands of curly hair fell from her snow-white shoulders, which was quite a scene.
'This old niece has a pretty good figure,' Li Ping'an thought, his eyes still extremely clear.
"I have met His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, and I have met Senior Turtle Spirit."
The female slave smiled and said:
"His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven and seniors, please come in quickly.
"I was supposed to come to visit you, but I wanted to show up directly for fear of inconvenience, so I boldly invited your majesty to come here for a small gathering."
Li Ping'an took Guiling into the bamboo house, cupped hands with the female monk, and sat cross-legged on the futon opposite the low table.
He said: "You don't have to be so polite. His Majesty the Human Emperor and I are both teachers and friends. Recently, we have begun to call each other brothers."
"Yeah!" Turtle Spirit responded, looking at the empty table.
What about the big dinner?
The female priest is sitting on her knees holding her skirt, her almond-shaped eyes are smiling, her slender eyebrows, high bridge of nose, and plump lips depict her beauty without losing the grandeur.
She looked at Li Ping'an's face unabashedly and said with a smile:
"The last time we met, I was still an old woman in a high position within ASEAN, and His Majesty was still standing beside Tianli as the Immortal Official of ASEAN.
"Warming wine to cook ASEAN is a wonderful stroke. I was so impressed at the time... I'm sorry, but using the original description at this moment is not suitable for calling me Laosen.
"Since Your Majesty is worthy of my father and my brothers, it is reasonable for me to call myself my niece."
Li Ping'an cupped his hands: "Calling me Ping'an means that we can discuss things on our own terms. This is a confusing matter after all... let's talk about business first, and later I will invite fellow Taoist friends to eat, drink and have fun in this restaurant."
Gui Lingling breathed a sigh of relief.
The big meal was at the back. I thought it was the female slave, but I didn’t expect it was the master’s nephew.
It's good to have something to eat.
The female demon smiled and said: "Okay, I heard that Dong'an City is changing rapidly under the leadership of your father, so I really want to take a closer look."
"Hey, you can't say that!"
Li Pingan said seriously:
"Dong'an City is under the rule of the Human Emperor, and my father is only following the Emperor's orders to raise treasures for the Heavenly Court.
"How can we say that my father is in charge of Dong'an City?"
The female demon blinked, her long eyelashes flickering, and her oval-shaped face was a little more gentle.
She said: "Actually, there is no need to be so strict. After my father is dead, my wish is to eliminate the ancient demon. The East and West Continents will still be handed over to the human race's heaven, under the control of Your Majesty."
Li Pingan shook his head and said seriously:
"If the new Heavenly Palace is to be established, it must rely on the support of the Holy Mother and the Human Emperor, but it cannot rely solely on the support of the Holy Mother and the Human Emperor. Later I will rush to Tianwai to gather the power of Tianwai and cut off the control of the Western Church over Tianwai.
"I am confident that I will achieve something in twenty years.
"In this way, it can be considered as a comfort to the heroes of the human race."
"oh?"
There was a little more light in the female slave's eyes, and her voice became softer: "Your Majesty, are you sure?"
"Some of them are just human-made."
Li Pingan laughed and asked:
"Do you want some tea?
"Otherwise, if we go to a high-rise building to drink and chat while drinking, I won't treat you as a woman. In my eyes, you are a human god general and one of the most capable masters of the human race.
"I already informed Brother Xu when I came, and senior Xu Sheng will come over later to discuss the matter of self-destructing the immortal armor.
"If my fellow Taoist has nothing to do today, I won't go home until I'm drunk!"
There was a little more smile in the female master's eyes, and she said softly: "It took me two hours to put on this makeup, why don't you treat me like a woman?"
"It's not because I'm afraid that my father will mess with the rules."
Li Pingan sneered:
"When we get drunk later, if we can't do it, let's just forget it, otherwise it will always be a little awkward."
The female slayer couldn't help but laugh out loud and sighed softly: "Father is also worried about my future. In this case, you can lead the way. If you can get me drunk, I will do whatever you want."
"Let's go!" Li Ping'an stood up and said, "Then I'm going to test your drinking capacity."
"Let's talk about it first," the female slave said. "Although my father promised you the treasure of 200,000 sets of immortal armor, he only wants more than 60,000 finished immortal armors. However, this seems a bit inappropriate to me, and so do I."
I want to compete with fellow Taoists."
Li Ping'an smiled and said: "It's easy to talk, it's easy to talk, it's just a trivial matter, please!"
Gui Lingling said from the side: "Yes, it's all trivial!"
The female demon blinked, stood up and followed Li Ping'an.
She held her hands in front of her body, and her ancient tube top dress revealed her calyx-like collarbones. She had a slightly plump figure but no fat at all, and she had a strong fighting power hidden under her gleaming skin.
Bai Hu took the initiative to enlarge his figure and carried the three figures to a tall building not far away.
Preparations have been made over there. The windows have been removed from the entire top floor, leaving only the pillars, and curtains have been hung on all sides.
Li Ping'an's immortal consciousness found the person in charge of this place and sent a few words of advice.
Next, the dishes will include delicacies from the mountains and sea, and delicious delicacies;
If the orchestra wants to play ancient war hymns, don’t compose too much extravagant music;
Half of the songs and dances are charming and delicate, while the other half are of ancient war dances;
There is a reason for his arrangement.
To recruit divine generals for heaven, you must show enough sincerity!
Later, Li Ping'an planned to follow the "Cao Cao recruits Guan Yu" that he had seen in the book. If he had any good things, he would say, "Send them to the female tycoon."
In this way, as long as the Human Emperor overthrows the demon clan, accepts Xizhou as the territory of the human race, and builds the heaven in the main world, the female demon will be able to enter the heaven.
This is the future God of War in Heaven!
In future battles in heaven, we can’t always ask for interception masters to take action, right?
Wang Shan, Ye Zisang has grown up too early. Although there are experts in Tianfang Pavilion, they are suitable for exploring horses. He, the Emperor of Heaven, can't lead a personal expedition, right?
All the female slaves have entered the Heavenly Court. After the Human Emperor retires, won’t it be possible to trick a few of the ministers into entering the Heavenly Court to serve as elders?
Li Ping'an thought about this and became even more eager in his heart.
At the same time, he also experienced a little bit of the "fun of the Emperor of Heaven", and his Tao mind gained a little more understanding of the Tao of all living beings.
On top of the tall buildings, there was singing, dancing and feasting.
Li Ping'an wanted to make good friends, but he was afraid that the female concubine might misunderstand him, so he took the initiative to use the matter of worshiping his son as a joke.
The female demon is also quite magical.
She maintained dignified and elegant etiquette from beginning to end. She did not lose her demeanor as a 'human race princess', but she was able to show her unconventional and heroic spirit of conquering the world.
When father and son Xu Sheng and Xu Xuntian arrived, they were also surprised when they saw the man and woman drinking opposite each other at the main seat.
In their eyes, Li Ping'an was handsome and handsome in his green robe, and he was beginning to show his majesty in his speech. There was always a peculiar Taoist charm surrounding his body, which made people want to kneel down and pay homage;
The goddess general's long orange-red hair is like flames, and her snow-like skin exudes a faint divine light. She is bright and majestic, as if she will break through the sky in the next moment and kill Chi You with a gun...
Based on the aura of these two, let the two weapon refiners sit together...
They wanted to go to Gui Lingling's side and watch a table of delicious food and drinks.
"Senior, Brother Xu! What are you doing standing still! Come and take a seat!"
Li Pingan greeted with a wine bottle:
"This is a divine general and a female demon. I believe you are more familiar with her than me. Let's talk about the matter of self-destructing the immortal armor before everyone is drunk."
The female master smiled lightly and nodded, then stood up to greet each other: "You two are the protagonists today, please take your seats."
Xu Xuntian and Xu Sheng looked at each other. They declined rather cautiously and sat down under Li Ping'an. They took the initiative to express that they were now the ministers of the Emperor of Heaven.
After all, Xu Sheng was an old man, so he let go of his body and mind and started drinking heavily.
Several of them drank until dawn the next day.
The female demon originally wanted to save some treasures for ASEAN, but she finally agreed to provide the treasures needed for 250,000 sets of self-propelled fairy armor, 40,000 sets of self-destructing fairy armor, and 50,000 sets of self-propelled fairy armor.
When the Emperor's daughter left, she called Li Ping'an a "good brother";
I almost drank myself in it.
In the evening, Li Ping'an woke up from alcohol.
The first thing he did was to ask his father for a spear-shaped spiritual treasure, a high-quality fairy treasure armor that was about to transform into a weapon spirit. He spared no expense and nourished the armor with heavenly merits to expel spirituality from the armor.
, turning the spear into a spiritual treasure of acquired merit.
"Send this treasure to the female slave!"
Li Dazhi was stunned for a moment, then his eyes lit up, and he immediately arranged for someone to take action.
Li Dazhi asked with a smile: "Ping'an, you are so proactive this time. The female slayer is quite charming."
"Huh?" Li Ping'an frowned and said, "I want to recruit this general. Dad, please don't talk nonsense. Be careful that Ning Ning won't let me in tonight."
"Hahaha! Ning Ning is so virtuous!"
Li Dazhi laughed a few times and went out, saying warmly: "Remember to burn incense in your incense hall."
Li Ping'an tilted his head to express his confusion and shouted: "Dad! I have nothing to do here and I have to leave! Please worry about the Emperor's School!"
"Okay! Let your two aunts make dumplings for you at noon tomorrow! Get up and the dumplings will fall in front of you!"
"You should also take care of yourself and don't break through too quickly!"
Li Dazhi waved his hand and left the house singing in the clouds.
Wen Ling'er, who was grooming the little white tiger, poked her head from behind the screen and asked, "Xiaozu, are we with you too?"
"Didn't I tell you before? From now on, you and the little white tiger will follow her everywhere. If there is a fight, let her protect you. You can go and inform everywhere and leave the world tomorrow afternoon."
Li Pingan stretched and took a sip of sobering tea:
"The outer world is our main battlefield, please follow me to fight!"
"Great!"
Wen Ling'er hugged the little white tiger and cheered.
In the pavilion of the mansion, Master Huanglong opened his eyes, with a little more thought in his eyes, and secretly sent a message to Yuxu Palace.
How could Huang Long not know that because Chanjiao had preserved the Western religion, there was already a gap between him and the nephew of the Emperor of Heaven. If this gap was not made up, it would easily expand into a rift in the future.
Although Chanjiao has its own reasons for doing this, it is indeed unethical.
Gui Lingling burped and blinked her big eyes a few times.
Should she inform Master?
Just when Gui Lingling thought so, Li Pingan's voice came over:
"You will accompany me later to see Master Tongtian's uncle. I will give him a gift as a thank you for supporting Heaven and the human race."
Guiling quickly nodded in agreement, stood up, patted her bulging belly, and began to send a message to the master.
After a while.
Li Pingan, who was holding a few sticks of incense, looked at the newly hung portrait and the sign next to it, with wisps of white smoke coming out of his head.
The sign reads:
The most powerful immortal in heaven and earth, he was the first in ancient times.
Sanqing once listened to his lectures, and Emperor Juntai was sitting in front of the door.
If you don't get involved in cause and effect, you will find the great road. Talking and laughing can determine the world.
Today, the portrait is not protected, but the teacher’s guidance is engraved in my heart.
——Named disciple Li Dazhi pays homage.
Li Ping'an:......
Taoist foul language.
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The news that Li Ping'an was leaving the Lord of Heaven and Earth soon reached Yuxu Palace.
Guangchengzi left his immortal palace and walked on the corridor of Linkong with his hands behind his back. With a little thought in his eyes, he called his two most trusted junior brothers.
Not long after, Master Taiyi arrived in the clouds, and Master Yuding broke through the universe and appeared outside Yuxu Palace, floating into the formation here.
"Hey, senior brother!"
Master Taiyi laughed and said: "Are you worried again? Hahaha!"
Guangchengzi glared at Taiyi Zhenren, and when the two junior brothers arrived in front of him, he sighed: "The Emperor of Heaven and my interpretation of teachings are becoming increasingly distant, do you two junior brothers have any good ideas?"
"Just keep away if you are estranged. I will always give you the face that Ping An deserves."
Master Taiyi crossed his arms and said with a smile:
“You can’t deny the horse grass and make it run for its life at the same time.
"Ping'an wants to engage in Western teaching. Master Tongtian has been invited, but you still show up to stop him, senior brother.
"If I were safe, my words would have been dirty long ago."
Master Yuding said in a deep voice: "I am indeed ashamed of this matter."
"Alas," Guangchengzi couldn't say. He received the message from his teacher before he appeared. At this moment, he could only say, "The Taoist Immortal Tribulation is ahead. We need to borrow the help of the two leaders of the Western Sect, and we must sell some of the Western Sect.
Dough."
Master Yuding said: "The Western teachings of doing wrong and doing evil are not a clean stream."
"But apart from the two leaders of the Western Sect, who else is there in the world? The Queen Mother of the West does not have any weapons for killing or defending. Wouldn't it be even more unbearable for Patriarch Styx and his like?"
Guangchengzi sighed:
"Uncle Tongtian values his disciples, but among his disciples there are also many evil people.
“If these vicious people join the Jie Cult, can their sins be wiped out?
"The Dao Immortal Tribulation will eventually come to an end, and Heaven will definitely take back most of the power of the Dao. By then, either they will die or we will die!
“This is what really matters!
"Those ferocious demons taught in the West all devour living beings and become tyrannical themselves. They don't have much understanding of the great path. They still follow the path of descendants of innate beings. Killing them all will not help.
"The Western Sect has dozens of disciples in total, with hundreds of names, and the number of people occupying the great avenues is almost the same as ours, but what about the Jie Sect?
"Uncle Tongtian preached overseas when he preached, and masters from all over the world flocked there, which directly enhanced the ability of living beings to control the avenue."
Guangchengzi's eyes were a little stunned and he sighed:
"How to solve this game? How to break it? If there is a way to break it, I would like to personally go and kill all the evil spirits in the west."
Master Yuding also sighed and said slowly: "Senior brother has indeed always had hidden strength when he took action before."
Master Taiyi clicked his tongue: "Who doesn't want to stand sanctimoniously behind the new Emperor of Heaven, shouting to do justice for Heaven, but we do have some difficulties here... By the way, senior brother, didn't you help Queen Mother Xi send that Fairy Ziyuan away?
Warm the bed for the Emperor of Heaven? The Queen Mother of the West is on our side, right?"
"Water from afar cannot quench the thirst of the nearer. Besides, it is just a favor from the Queen Mother of the West."
Guangchengzi muttered for a few times:
"You think, how can we bring peace closer to us?
"The obstacle to a safe future is Western religion, but we cannot offend Western religion to death. If fellow Taoists from Jiejiao gain the merit to balance their own karma, we will be in real trouble during the Dao Immortal Tribulation."
Master Yuding said slowly: "Can't we change the way of heaven?"
"Change, the way of heaven is not a living thing."
Master Taiyi smiled and said:
"The trend of heaven is to contain the strong and protect the weak.
"After the heaven is established, the practice between heaven and earth will actually gradually shrink, and mortals will become more prosperous.
"Think about it, if one piece of spiritual energy nourishes a mortal for a hundred years, the power of heaven provided by it is almost the same as if ten thousand pieces of spiritual energy nourish an immortal for a hundred years.
"The Dao Immortal Tribulation is to weaken the powerful creatures in the world. You can't even let Ping An solve this problem.
"Actually, this trend is quite good, and the world will become more colorful. However, we are the ones targeted by the law of heaven, so we will feel particularly uncomfortable."
Guangchengzi frowned and said, "It's rare that you are so serious. Please give me an idea."
Master Taiyi blinked: "How about, Senior Brother, you quickly find a Taoist companion to give birth to a daughter and betroth Ping An to be the Queen of Heaven. The Human Emperor is doing the same thing, and it just makes you the equal of the Human Emperor."
"I!"
Guangchengzi held up the big seal to smash it, but Master Taiyi hurriedly hid behind Master Yuding, even making jokes.
"Elder brother, why don't we train a group of upright warriors for Heaven."
Master Yuding said in a deep voice:
"You can let Ping An select talents and send them to teach and practice.
"Although Ping'an took advantage of the situation to intercept the teachings, most of the immortals who intercepted the teachings were unruly and unruly, and there were very few who entered the heaven as generals.
"Or maybe we, the Twelve Golden Immortals, will go to the Heavenly Emperor Academy as lecturers to show our goodwill."
"oh?"
Guangchengzi's eyes lit up, he pondered a little, and immediately said: "I'll ask the teacher for instructions! Junior Brother Yuding is still reliable, Taiyi, you have analyzed so much, and you can't come up with a single useful suggestion!"
Master Taiyi sneered and was about to retort when a big cauldron was quickly pulled down.
at the same time.
In a high-end private room in a bathhouse in Dong'an City.
Li Ping'an, who had just been summoned, looked at the young Taoist sitting in the pool and couldn't help but laugh.
The price of this private room will increase in the future.
After all, it was the leader who soaked it.
"The work done here is good, but the spiritual roots are too weak, there are no living spiritual roots at all," the leader of Tongtian asked, "Aren't you going to the outer world to fight evil demons? Why do you want to see me?"
Li Ping'an sighed softly, bowed to the leader of Tongtian Cult, took off his clothes skillfully and entered the pool.
"Send some gifts to my uncle."
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