Chapter 59 Go to the dock tomorrow to carry the goods
The past is like a dream. In order to welcome a new beginning, our gang of oil scum named the "Nine Party". As the boss of the Nine Party, in order to prevent the outside world from prying at my beauty, I disguised myself as a man and wore a fake
He has short hair, a black moustache, black kung fu clothes, a fan in his hand, and speaks in a rough voice. He looks elegant and suave.
Eating, drinking, sleeping, eating is a top priority. The timid will be starved to death and the bold will be starved to death.
Xiao Ma Liu unfortunately acted as cannon fodder. I was the one behind the scenes and set the target at a Lin Kee steamed bun shop.
Xiao Ma Liu asked us to stop at the corner of the street and said in a low voice like a thief, "It's right here, the first Linji Baozi Shop behind the corner."
Zhu Tou San really looked like a dog at this time, and he twitched his nose vigorously, and then let out a strange cry: "Baozi!" After finishing the ball - I said that in our current image, his strange bark is equivalent to a command,
His command equaled action, and we rushed to where the smell came from.
We stretched our heads and looked at the alley bun shop that we passed by. The bun shop was really ordinary. It had a very small front. It just put drawers in front of the small front to make a small business. It also sold some daily groceries. The items were very miscellaneous.
, buckets, toilets, footbaths, benches, chairs, etc. had to be pushed straight outside from the narrow store.
The fun begins.
Xiao Ma Liu attacked his goods. He successfully occupied the drawer of buns. The drawer was as big as a tabletop. He reached out and lifted off the drawer lid, staring straight at the buns inside - the one he got was the top one.
Drawer. He chewed it in his mouth and held it in his hand. He had finished the first bun, had a corner of the second one left, and had already taken two bites of the third one. There was silence all around because the shop owner stared at Xiao Ma Liuming's robbery.
Baozi Shop, in his lifetime, he has seen many poor beggars, most of them wagging their tails and begging pitifully, but he has never seen such a hungry tiger pounce on the poor beggars. In this day and age, does he still want to hang out?!
We stood on the side of the corner and stared at him from a distance, as if we were about to kick him. In the middle of the night, Zhutou said anxiously: "Mao Da, he has no intention of leaving us -"
The shop owner said calmly: "Brother, is it delicious?"
Xiao Ma Liu ran away after hearing the sound, but was kicked to the ground by the store owner who had already figured out the clue.
Xiao Ma Liu had no money to grab the buns, and even worse, he stole them after eating them. Less than five minutes later, there was a "boom" falling sound at the door of Lin Ji's bun shop.
As expected, Xiao Ma Liu was beaten to a pulp by the shop owner. He lay on the ground and screamed like a massacre: "Oh, oh, my leg is broken. Boss, you have to pay for my medical expenses. I am going to die."
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Xiao Ma Liu's screams didn't bring him much sympathy from the audience. Most of them were indifferent and just looked at him and left. In today's big Shanghai, if you don't lose your head, what's a big deal?
When Xiao Ma Liu saw that everyone was ignoring him, he could only let out a louder cry. The crowd, Wu Lu, was obviously suspected of revenge, so he shouted from the side: "You're still breathing."
The boss was even more ruthless, hitting you head and face with a stick: "Old Xiao Chi, you still want to blackmail me, I have to break your hands and beat your waist!"
Xiao Ma Liuyi felt that his body was covered with blood. If he didn't pretend to be dead, he would be dead. The cunning Xiao Ma Liu rolled his eyes and said that he had fallen down.
Falling is no different. Of course, before he died, he did not forget to sacrifice his life and be slaughtered and screamed: "Oh, hey, I'm dead!".
The battle-hardened boss never stopped holding the wooden stick in his hand, and continued to greet Xiao Ma Liu, who gritted his teeth and continued to "lift the corpse."
When I saw that signal, I pushed You Si Ji. Fortunately, You Si Ji and Zhu Tou San were two standard treacherous characters. They were extras, and they suddenly ran from the corner, like launching a surprise attack.
You Siji pounced on Xiao Ma Liu's "corpse", and Zhu Tou San howled like a real father after he died: "Master Ma, you were brutally murdered by others the first time you walked on the streets. You are an upright young master from a military family. You shouldn't be with me."
You are angry, you are the direct eldest son of the Zhang family, the son of a silly landlord."
Yousiji avenged the passers-by like he was convulsed: "It's over for you! The store owner wants to kill my brother in broad daylight, it's over for you! You're all famous, it's over--, you're all in tears
It’s all white soup, brother, don’t die, just say something!”
Xiao Ma Liu almost said nothing, but You Si Ji covered his mouth. You Si Ji jumped up and down, winking at Xiao Ma Liu during the break - Xiao Ma Liu finally closed his eyes peacefully.
Xiao Ma Liu was enjoying the highest courtesy in his life. The two of them carried Xiao Ma Liu in, with straw under his head. They surrounded him and almost stuck him on the door frame, and the four chickens were covered with oil.
They were so crowded that they screamed: "Brother"
Zhu Tou San immediately moved his fat body and squeezed in: "You died so miserably——."
Their cries and screams are even too noisy for us.
I appeared in front of the boss with an upright look on my face, followed by the big guy Gui Ge and Niu Ba Liang who acted as frontmen. Of course, the clothes were all "borrowed" high-end goods. After dressing up, I was a young man wearing a elegant suit and looking very talented.
Brother Gui waved a letter of appointment in front of the boss and said with a strong voice: "The new police chief at the port."
Before the boss could read the letter of appointment, Brother Gui put it in his arms. I stepped over Xiao Ma Liu's head, observed the "corpse", and turned to the boss selflessly: "In this bright world, where is the king's law! You are abusing lynching.
If a person is killed, he must be imprisoned, if he kills someone, he must pay for his life, and arrest him!" Brother Gui stepped forward and prepared to arrest the boss.
People who have official jobs cannot be offended, and they must be three points shorter if they are justified. The actual boss knelt down in front of me and kept bowing: "Chief, please forgive me. I was so angry that I only hit him a few times. He
I'm so weak that I can fall even in the wind. If you really want to put me in prison, how can I live with an eighty-year-old mother at home? Can you please be accommodating to me?"
The upright Gui Ge couldn't make a career out of cheating, so this kind of strategic matter was handled by Niu Ba. Niu Ba was seen playing with the glass in his pocket with his left hand, saying "Hmm, huh." implying money.
His acting skills were very poor, and he finally showed the look of a spy we are familiar with. He started to smile evilly, stretched out his hand to weigh it, in a quack-like manner, and half-squinted his eyes in a sinister manner: "I'm afraid this matter won't be handled well."
The boss looked at Ma Xiaoliu who was full of blood in front of him, looked at the crowd on the left and Wu Donkey was making noise, looked at Zhu Tou San with suspicion and screamed like a slaughtered pig on the right, turned around and looked at Brother Gui with a righteous look on his face,
After looking around, he finally figured out that he would not be able to reap the consequences if the matter broke out. He handed the bag to me with both hands as if he were wiping out his descendants, with a confused smile on his face: "Sir, please be accommodating."
Except for the upright Brother Gui, who was a little embarrassed, the other bad guys were almost holding back their laughter until they were internally injured. I suppressed my face that was about to laugh, turned around, and hinted at Niu Ba.
Facts have proved that Niu Ba was born to eat this bowl of rice. He took the money bag handed by the boss, weighed it, and lowered his waist to me: "Sir, it's too little. Please read it before he
sincerity,"
I suppressed my laughter and said, "Confiscate it. It won't happen again."
At the critical moment, Xiao Ma Liu actually "exploded the corpse". He stood up unsteadily and exaggeratedly, grabbed my trouser legs, burst into tears, and loudly complained to us: "Sheriff, sir, make the decision for me.
You actually still collect money, you are really trying to protect each other. Is there any way of heaven in this world? You are collaborating together!"
Brother Gui seriously kicked the pony and the six dogs chewed their shit.
Niu Ba seems to be born with treachery: "You fart so wildly that I will lock you three up! Get out of here!"
Pony Six, Pig Head Three, and You Four Chicken showed up at the right time and trembled in fear and hugged each other, like grasshoppers in a line, isolated and helpless. Pig Head Three and You Four Chicken held up Pony Six without saying a word.
He turned around and ran away like a storm.
The boss did not come back to his senses. Niu Ba patted the boss on the shoulder with great ambition: "Don't worry, we will go to arrest these three little guys right away. As long as we are here, they will not dare to come back again!"
I waved my fan, and Niu Ba and Gui Ge followed me and left quickly.
A ten-minute play, the characters were well played, enough to dazzle the boss. He just in time noticed the evil smile of the crowd, Wu Lu, before leaving, and looked at us suspiciously. We had come and gone in a hurry, and then thought about me.
That slender figure, now the boss finally understood everything. He was finally sure and spat on the ground mockingly.
"Bah! Damn it, it's all Xiao Yi!"
The "Little Yi Laos" finally got their silver coins and the food they had been hungry for all day. Little Ma Liu was like a clingy puppy behind me: "Mao Da, did I do a good job?"
I had already slapped Xiao Ma Liu on the head: "You used too much pig blood. How could your orifices bleed after just a few shots? You're just pretending."
Xiao Ma Liu knew how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. He held his head and said with a smile: "Mao Jiu, I was wrong. It will be Ah Wu's turn to be beaten next time. I will look good on my pretty face."
I kicked him over and slapped Zhu Tousan again: "Are you going to cry or kill the pig?" A group of young guys smiled heartlessly.
Everyone looked forward to me opening the money bag: "Three yuan!"
I waved my hand: "Let's go eat beef buns."
Brother Gui stopped me in front of me and said straightforwardly: "Mao Da, we are new to Shanghai and we are not familiar with the place. It would be best if we find a place to stay. I think the banknote can be enough for us to rent it for two months."
The rent left is enough to buy some flour and meat. We can steam our own steamed buns and meat buns. I will go to the dock tomorrow to carry goods, so the cat will not be hungry."
Zhu Tou San and Xiao Ma Liu, who were already hungry, tugged at Brother Gui's clothes, with painful expressions on their faces: "Brother Gui, Brother Gui."
I decided not to listen to Brother Gui's advice. Brother Gui cut across in front of me like a mountain, but he didn't show any disrespect to me and was more like a loyal domestic servant.
We are a bunch of greasers looking for a house. The poor are usually so poor that they have no money to sleep under the bridge. Those with some money can only live in big alleys with coolies, prostitutes, and beggars. It is a mess like hell.