But if we, the "big family", live there, there will be endless crowding. Brother Gui remained silent and firmly disagreed with me living here.
I patted his shoulder and pointed at each grease residue, "They are all the same, just like sleeping on the side of the road."
Brother Gui said dullly: "Let's look for it again."
I was filled with anger when I looked at this stuffy oil bottle.
Brother Gui turned left and right, looked right and left, and finally stood in front of a gate in Hedong, Suzhou. This house was clearly labeled as a "haunted house".
Many inquiries revealed that the reason for the extremely low price of the house was that the owner and his entire family were killed by his enemies. Both the previous two tenants died violent deaths, which was highly unlucky and most people did not dare to move in. The landlord wanted to rent out the house in the hope that the popularity of the living would suppress the popularity of the dead and drive them away.
Unlucky! After all, this location is located in a gold-selling cave with rows of high-rise buildings. For us oil scum, it is a heavenly choice.
Ah Wulu was illiterate and expressed the same confusion as everyone else, "If we are asked to rent here - the landlord is a wealthy landlord - can we afford it?"
I asked Brother Gui: "How much money do you have with you?"
Brother Gui really had no choice but to be upright: "Three yuan for a haunted house, it's cheaper, we can negotiate."
I looked back at the bastards behind me, and then at the "haunted house" in front of me. I realized that Shanghai, a fancy world where money is everywhere, is really a loser. At least for now, we can't get both money and goods.
I looked at them, and my meaning was very clear—whose turn is it this time to play the role of the person who will suffer from the old plague soon?
The monkey spirits immediately formed a circle to vote on their own. This time it was not a robbery of the bun shop, and there was no foodie character. The others automatically scratched their heads and expressed their reluctance. Xiao Ma Liu pulled Er Gouzi to the door and was trying to
A complicated matter is explained clearly in the simplest way, "It's your turn. After I knock on the door and go in, when you hear me coughing, you stand upright and fall down. If you fall down, don't say anything and just pretend to be dead."
, Brother Six will sell you some candies later."
When the idiot Er Gouzi heard that there was candy to eat, he agreed: "Brother Six, I can do this."
"Pigs can do it," Xiao Ma Liu still knew Ergouzi's abilities, "I'll say it again, for the last time."
Ergouzi is still very stupid: "Where to pour?"
Xiao Ma Liu was so angry that he waved his hands, "When we go in and I cough, you pour it in to bring trouble. You have to pour it on me - no candy."
"——I will be even more stupid."
"Are you smart?"
"He will be even stupider." Ergouzi repeated.
"So stupid that you don't even recognize candy?" Xiao Ma Liu asked seductively.
The two dogs became silent. The three pigs and the five donkeys looked around and couldn't help but feel happy.
Niu Ba reminded Xiao Ma Liu: "Xiao Ma Liu, you swore that you would treat Er Gouzi well."
"Neither my ancestors nor I have ever bet on this kind of curse." Xiao Ma Liu denied.
"When Er Gouzi was taken out of the fire, you said that Er Gouzi was your brother for life and you should treat him well in the future."
"How could I say such disgusting words," Xiao Ma Liu firmly denied, "How about you do it?"
Niu Ba was stunned for a moment, "I will help Mao Da do more important things soon."
Er Gouzi was confused and blinked his little eyes, "Brother Xiao Liu, do you really say that?"
"Didn't say it!"
After they talked about role play, Brother Gui and I knocked the door knocker. From now on, we had to coordinate the performance based on the look in my eyes. The door opened with a creak, and a middle-aged man came out and looked at him coldly.
We walked in the door and asked, "What?"
I stood upright and deliberately showed my money, saying, "Rent a house."
The landlord immediately came out to welcome him, with the sincerity and fear of taking a small business to a big deal - I think it means that the "haunted house" is finally being sold!
The world is hard enough, who wants to meet ghosts? The landlord was so happy that he couldn't help but smile, "If you are lucky, you will be lucky, and your wealth will also increase."
I was about to negotiate with the landlord again, but the landlord hurriedly waved his hand: "One yuan for a month's rent, usually twelve yuan for a month's rent. Where is this place? It's a public concession! The territory of foreigners! No gang dares to shoot a gun here.
act wildly."
I decided to strike a blow: "If the feng shui is not good, the royal family will be in bad luck if they live in this house."
The landlord took out a handkerchief from his suit and covered his nose so as to endure the stench emanating from Zhu Tou San: "If you don't have Shang Shang, why don't you go live in Frog Alley? Haven't you heard that 'I'd rather go to jail for three years than do this?'"
Live in Frog Nong, that damn place, where Japanese devils and foreigners will run out for three miles just smelling the stench!"
I deliberately showed my joy and smiled evilly: "I'm used to that damn place."
Yousiji was still staying at the corner of the alley, trotting in place to make himself panting, as if he had run a long way in a hurry, "Are you still here? Which idiot picked this?
House? I’ve seen people who are not afraid of death, but I’ve never seen people who are not afraid of death. I can’t have it. The sky above the house is very gloomy. Anyway, we have money, so we can just look for another house to live in!”
I glared at him because of the curse words added by Yousi Jisheng.
"I'm so scared! Find this room that is plagued by old plague." You Siji jumped up and down anxiously, but his acting skills were extremely poor, like a thug.
"You really can't have it? Brothers, let's go!" I waved my hand.
The swarm of swarms behaved like hozens and dispersed, making the landlord anxious: "Ah, ah, why are you leaving again? It's easy to talk."
I said to him, "Didn't you hear that? The house is haunted! No wonder I feel spooky and terrifying, with miasma lingering, will-o'-the-wisps sporadic, thrilling, frightening, my hair standing on end, and my spine frosty."
Pig Tou San screamed at the right time, Pony Liu, Niu Ba, and Wu Donkey hugged each other at the right time, with their hair and sweat standing on end, showing extreme fear and horror.
The landlord seemed to be haunted by ghosts: "Easy to talk about, I beg you to give me a price."
The time is ripe.
I glanced at Xiao Ma Liu. Xiao Ma Liu had to cough violently, and the coughing was shocking. Ama donkey pushed Yi Er Gouzi, and Er Gouzi immediately fell down, as if it were real, with the back of his head straight.
Knock the spoon to the ground, close your eyes peacefully, there is no flaw!
I stood there speechless, it was so similar, it felt like I was dead. Xiao Ma Liu also convulsed and cried with a mournful face: "It's over for you! The dead landlord doesn't clean the yard well, the moss in the yard is so thick! Put my brother there
I slipped! It's over, there is really a ghost, it's over, the ghost left a sharp stone to threaten his life. Ergouzi, don't die, the ghost's energy is too strong, you must hold on."
Xiao Ma Liu slapped Er Gouzi on the face. Er Gouzi woke up from Yoyo and slowly described: "I just heard a long-haired woman crying over there, so I went over. Her face looked so good.
She is white, with flesh and skin covering bones, covered with blood gauze, and there are blood stains on the corners of her mouth, and she has two small blood holes on her neck."
I suddenly felt that his expression was very strange, so strange that I immediately shuddered. Ergouzi seemed to be in another world called Hades, watching the unstoppable souls walking towards the River Styx one after another.
We were all so frightened that we were all sweating. Ergouzi played extremely long and we were all panicked - it seemed that we all saw the imaginary female ghost with disheveled hair and crying miserably.
Ergouzi walked up to the landlord in a daze and said calmly, "I was hit by the plague when I was in the village. Both my parents died. My mother told me that I have no soul. I am too angry and will kill people."
No peace."
I clasped my fists and said to the landlord: "We can't live here anymore without money, I'm sorry."
The landlord looked reluctant to block my way, because he was really scared, and he was honest and a bit cunning: "Forget it, I'll give it to you, just help me look at the house."
The landlord didn't want to stay any longer, so he hurriedly walked away with one yuan worth of half-year's rent, clasped his hands, and left without saying a word: "Blessings, blessings!"
Finally, we rented a big house. With luck, the house was quite spacious and exquisite. The best thing was that it had a balcony. If you were extremely bored at night, you could sit on the roof tiles of the balcony.
Yes, you can enjoy the full moon and have a panoramic view of the bustling Shanghai.
Xiao Ma Liu patted Pig Head Three's pork belly and said with high spirits, "This beast is the master of the house!"
Ah Wu Donkey roared excitedly: "There is a toilet, you can sit down!"
You Si Chicken jumped up and down, turned on the faucet, and a stream of clear water spurted out. You Guo Chicken hungrily put his mouth to drink the water: "It's really tap water! Sweet!"
The stupid Er Gouzi relentlessly chased Xiao Ma Liu for candy. Xiao Ma Liu picked up Er Gouzi and spun around in circles until Er Gouzi fainted. We laughed loudly, but I couldn't laugh out loud. They were
A group of headless, shameless, and exuberant bastards. How to survive tomorrow is what I have to consider. I withdrew from the crowd while flexing my sour chin.
In this way, we, who had just arrived in Shanghai for the first time, finally had a temporary place to settle down.
In Shanghai, you can't survive for too long by cheating. There are many gangs and there are many gangs in the world. There is no way you can go without getting stabbed.
After being in Shanghai for several days, I didn't get anything by cheating for several days. Finally, I was left with nothing. I gritted my teeth and told the oil pumps to cheat again. I was the only one who could talk and fight. I was the only one who could talk and fight.
, Pig-headed three-one beasts, Ah Wu Donkey is really a stuffy-headed donkey, Niu Ba, forget it, born like a traitor, even more forgetful Brother Gui, two farts without saying a word, okay! If I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell?
On Lindao Street, a table was set up next to my Fengxianlou Hotel. I wore a fake white beard and black glasses, looking like a blind man, shaking my head and thinking to myself: One destiny, two luck, three feng shui.
I watched a middle-aged man with a sad face, wearing thick glasses and a slightly hunched back, hurrying past. Based on past experience, this type of person is the easiest to be fooled.
The closer this person got, I suddenly stopped him in fright: "Sir, if your hall is dark, a disaster will surely come. I studied under Li Zhenren and worked hard with the master to practice the art of eliminating disasters and evacuating people."
, you are lucky, I will be able to help you resolve it."
The middle-aged man with glasses was so frightened that I suddenly stopped him. After finally listening to my round of scams, he slapped me and pushed him away: "Go, go, a good dog won't stand in the way, you charlatan!"