When the Prime Minister asked someone to break open the door and rush in, I was stepping on someone's face with my foot and loudly asked, "Are you satisfied?"
"Stop!" Left Prime Minister shouted, "Stop!"
"My hands haven't moved! Mr. Left Prime Minister." I replied and moved my feet twice more.
"Stop!" Zuo Xiang changed his words and said, "Come over here and be honest!"
"Oh? But why should I listen to you?" I continued speaking.
"I am the left prime minister of the empire! I am the first-class duke!" The left prime minister's voice became louder, "I am giving you orders!"
"You fuck your mother!" I let go of the "pig head" at my feet and walked over and pointed at the left prime minister's nose and said, "What are you pretending to be?"
"Huh?" Zuo Xiang didn't respond, "Old bird?"
"How dare you scold the left prime minister!" an old man next to the left prime minister shouted loudly, "You uncultured guy! It seems that I was right to fire you!"
I stared for a long time with my eyes wide open before I recognized this hairless guy as the president of the Royal Academy.
"Do you want to take care of it?" He gave him "five hundred" and beat the old guy until he spun around and fell to the ground.
"You, you, you! You are getting more and more shameless!" The Left Prime Minister became furious and grabbed me by the collar, "Now you dare to hit anyone, come with me to see Your Majesty!"
"Just go, no one is afraid of you!" I shook off the Prime Minister's hand, "Let go of your hand first!"
"You should let go first!" said the dean, who covered his mouth, "You have no manners!"
"Oh……"
"You still dare to fight?"
"Hehe! One time is still a beating, two times is still a beating, it's almost the same, Mr. Zuo Xiang!"
"I won't tell you so much! Go to the palace!"
Pretending to be rebellious, I stood outside His Majesty's study and listened to Fichet's questions. His Majesty went out "hunting" very cooperatively.
"Prime Minister Zuo, my father went out early in the morning. Look..." Fichet said to the Prime Minister calmly and maturely, "Do you have anything important to do?"
"Yes." Zuo Xiang's face turned pale, "I have something important! I will wait no matter what time it is!"
"I have to wait for you." I was not used to standing and wanted to find a place to sit down. "I don't want to accompany you!"
"How dare you!" It seemed that the left prime minister was about to lose control. "Take a step and try it!"
"One step! Two steps! Three steps..." I walked in circles around the Prime Minister, "It's not difficult. What can you do to me?"
"You scoundrel!" The left prime minister didn't know whether he was dizzy or not, and slapped me in the face.
I had no defense and was slapped hard on the face, which made me very embarrassed!
"You fucked your mother!" Han stood up from his feet and was so angry that he was so angry! I grabbed Zuo Xiang with my right hand and yanked him hard, threw him to the ground, raised his legs and rode up.
First, punch him "lightly" in the stomach.
"Oh..." the left prime minister's mouth became round. Perhaps he thought that screaming loudly was not in line with his noble status.
I then put the back of my left hand against his chest and his heart, and hit the palm of my left hand hard with my right fist. If I hit someone like this, I wouldn't be able to detect any injuries even if I beat him to death.
"Well..." With a sound, the left prime minister's mouth became flat, which was really amazing, and his nose could even be used for humming.
I was cursing and wanted to punch me a third time, but I was already grabbed by a lot of people. Some people hugged my feet, others held my hands, and dragged me to a chair aside to sit. Looking through the crowd, I saw that the bad guy was already there.
There is more air coming out and less air coming in...
Several magicians gathered around him, casting magic spells and pouring potions. It took a long time for Zuo Xiang to regain his breath.
"You..." Shao Ren pointed at me with a trembling finger, "You are so good..."
I roared angrily, jumped up from the chair, and was immediately pressed back tightly by several palace guards.
Can a backrest chair made of precious wood withstand such torment? It fell apart with a "Wow!" and died.
"What are you doing!" His majesty, dressed in hunting attire, finally appeared, "What kind of place is this? Are you all drunk?"
"Why are you holding down Governor Cohen? Why don't you let go!" Seeing the left prime minister slumped in his chair, His Majesty came over and asked, "Are you uncomfortable? Or have you all forgotten your etiquette?"
After kneeling down and saluting, I devoted myself hard to the performance, with complex expressions such as sadness, anger, misery, grievance, etc. on my face.
"Come on!" I said to myself, "It would be even better if I squeezed out a few more tears!"
"Please, Your Majesty, seek justice for me..." Mr. Zuo lay on the ground crying, "I was actually... actually beaten by this scoundrel Cohen..."
"Failure!" I felt very regretful in my heart. "He actually beat me to it. Where did my tears go?"
"Prime Minister Zuo, please don't get excited yet." His Majesty helped him up. "Sit down first and let others explain the details."
The left prime minister sat down with tears streaming down his face and nodded...
"Father, regarding the beating of the left prime minister," Fichet said, "I saw the whole process with my own eyes. Can I speak for myself?"
"Well..." Your Majesty glanced at me, and he seemed to be very interested in letting you make such a big deal out of it. He replied, "The Left Prime Minister was beaten. This matter is not trivial... Order! Call the ministers together to discuss the matter in the main hall.
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In the palace hall, all the officials gathered.
"The thing is like this, the left prime minister said first: You scoundrel. Then he slapped Governor Cohen." Fischette is not an ordinary smart person. He knows to start from the end and divides the whole thing into several parts.
, "Then Governor Cohen threw the Prime Minister to the ground like crazy and punched...two times in total."
"Your Majesty." Someone took a step forward, "There are some things before this..."
"Wait a minute! Let's talk about this first, and we'll talk about the other things later." The cooperation between His Majesty and his son was flawless. "Prime Minister Zuo, is this what happened?"
"Yes...that's it."
"Then why does the left prime minister curse people?" his father asked Fichet with a look of injustice on his face.
"That's what the Prime Minister said," said Fichet in a serious manner as he recounted what happened. "I have important things to do! I have to wait for His Majesty to come back at any time. Governor Cohen said he won't accompany you and is leaving."
The prime minister said you dare, take a step and let me see. Then... just like that, in the end, Governor Cohen beat the left prime minister."
"Oh!" Father walked up and said to the left minister, "Just because Cohen walked around you for a few steps? I'm going to take a look now! I want to see if you dare to scold me and hit me!"
Have you forgotten that the Governor is not under your jurisdiction?"
"Governor Weisu!" His Majesty spoke, "Why do you behave like a child?"
"Your Majesty!" The father pointed at the left prime minister, "He beat my son!"
"That's enough!" His Majesty said a little angrily, "Are you done? Stand still for me! Let this matter go for now."
"But Your Majesty..." Zuo Xiang opened his mouth, "I was beaten."
"Who asked you to attack Governor Cohen first?" His Majesty said impatiently, "You were wrong about this matter first, so let's just pretend it never happened."
With the joint efforts of several people, the matter of beating the left prime minister was easily handled. What Your Majesty said is reasonable.
"What else is there?" His Majesty asked Fichet, "What else do they have to see me for?"
"Here's the thing," Fischette exclaimed, "the chancellor of the treasury accuses Governor Cohen of assaulting him in the Treasury Department. In addition, the left minister also accuses Governor Cohen of verbally assaulting him in the same place."
"Is this so? You are really good at causing trouble." His Majesty looked at me and said, "What did you curse?"
"Your Majesty! I know!" said the president of the Royal Academy who never had a chance to speak. "Governor Cohen used obscene language to express his unilateral and coercive desire to have an abnormal and immoral relationship with the left prime minister's mother.
.Also, Governor Cohen also compared the left prime minister to some kind of male-specific organ. Well...an unclean kind."
Having said this, the old man made some gestures with his hands.
The left prime minister looked expressionless after watching this nerd with a problem showing off his knowledge and finished speaking. The muscles on his face kept twitching. In the hall, after being stunned, all the ministers lowered their heads and thought hard about this sentence.
Real meaning.
But I was holding back my laughter and my stomach almost cramped...
"Rest." His Majesty showed a strange expression on his face, "Let's take a break. Does anyone need to go to the toilet?" (To be continued)