Most of the people in the hall went out and only came back after a long time. I was watching their twisted faces and twitching shoulders with interest, but I noticed that Fichet gave me a wink... I looked around.
, it turns out that the president of the Royal Academy also went out.
I looked at Fichet with very sincere eyes and thought, "What do you want me to do?"
"Get rid of him, otherwise you will be spanked..." Fichet looked at the ceiling intently, but this idea was clearly conveyed to my mind.
"Roger that!" I didn't have any doubts about this gold medal insider's suggestion. I turned around and walked out, looking around for my target and thinking about what to do.
Coming out of the main hall, there were twos and threes of officials at all levels who couldn't help but laugh along the way. I didn't care about the looks of kindness or hatred cast on me, and I found the dean of the Royal Academy at a corner.
The old man stood in the corner, facing the exquisite bluestone relief, as if he was trying hard to find the mistake in his language. He didn't even notice that I made a gesture to the palace guard, blocking people coming and going from here.
"What's wrong?" I walked behind him and heard him muttering to himself, "Is my wording correct?
Is it the tone? Why don’t I feel it myself?”
"I heard that you have three sons?" I whispered in his ear, "Are they all your pride?"
He was suddenly startled, his body trembled, and he turned to look at me.
"You don't need to know about my family affairs." He said, "Goodbye, Your Excellency."
Seeing that there was no one around, I grabbed his arm and pushed him against the wall with my body. I found an ordinary pill from my arms with my right hand and stuffed it into his mouth that was opened wide in fear.
Then pinched his throat.
"How does it taste?" I made sure he had swallowed it.
"You...what did you give me to eat!"
"Very common... that kind of medicine."
"That kind? What exactly is that!"
"It's the kind that will kill you if you don't obey me..."
"Really? Death...can't scare me." He straightened his slightly messy clothes, "You have done what you want to do, you can let me leave!"
"Well... don't stare at me like that." I said with a smile, "I know your life is of no use to you, so now your family, including your three sons, are enjoying it.
Eat this."
"You!" the dean said through gritted teeth, "Your Excellency... you are despicable!"
"There's nothing I can do. Someone kicked me out of the Royal Academy back then, so I lost the opportunity to receive an orthodox aristocratic education."
"What do you want from me?"
"I don't want to be beaten. Besides, I can't lose even a penny of my money." I said, "You come up with a solution."
In the palace, in a corner not far from the toilet, two dark shadows cast by the sun were whispering to each other.
"I think it's better for the dean to talk about the situation at that time!" Looking at the ministers gathered again in the hall, His Majesty spoke first, "Just repeat it as it is, no need to modify it."... "Your Majesty.
." The dean lowered his head and said, "I have finished speaking."
"Cohen Keda." His Majesty said, "Tell me, why do you scold the left prime minister?"
"Your Majesty," I said, "I do not admit this accusation!"
"Give me a reason."
"Because I didn't scold him." I cleared my throat, "The first sentence, what I said to the left prime minister is: You... It seems that my words are like a curse word, but please pay attention to the words before this sentence.
There is a word for you. So what I said was just asking the left prime minister about some rumors I heard in the holy city market."
"Is that so?" His Majesty looked at the dean, "What do you think, dean?"
"Now that I think about it, Governor Cohen's tone had the characteristics of a question." The dean raised his head, his face full of helplessness, "Yes, this is a general question, I'm sure."
"Then...how do you explain it, old bird!" Pointing at me, the Prime Minister was trembling all over.
"Well, I want to apologize to the left prime minister first. Please forgive me for using vulgar words to describe you. But this is not to scold you." I smiled and said to the left prime minister, "Generally speaking, we are used to using the term "rookie".
To describe newcomers who are just starting out, it means that they have no experience. An old bird means exactly the opposite. I am praising you for your rich experience and sophisticated skills!"
"Well?" His Majesty asked, "Is there any such explanation? Dean?"
"The meaning of this sentence, literally, seems to be correct." Under the threat of his family's life, the dean once again made a "grammatical" explanation that was beneficial to me. He is the president of the Royal Academy, so he said
, it was naturally difficult for others to object. Only the left prime minister and others looked at him with vicious and confused eyes.
"Really? In that case, let's not talk about it." His Majesty said, "Whose turn is next?"
"Father," Fischette said, "it is the Secretary of the Treasury who should state the charges against Governor Cohen."
"Okay, Finance Minister, you can start."
The Finance Minister, who had turned into a "pig-headed" man, walked to the front, his whole face almost covered with bandages.
"Your Majesty! Look." The dead "Pig Head" knelt down and pointed at his face with his front hooves, "I was transferring money to Governor Cohen, but who knew that Governor Cohen threw me to the ground and beat me severely!"
"The injury is serious." His Majesty looked at me, "Cohen! What's going on?"
"Your Majesty!" I knelt next to the Minister of Finance, "You gave me a special fund of 500,000 yuan, but he embezzled half of it!"
"Is there such a thing?" His Majesty asked with a frown, "I don't think so?"
"It's true!" I said loudly, "I said all the good things I could say, but he only gave me 250,000!"
"Maybe I will give you two hundred and fifty thousand first, and the other half will be given to you in a few days!" His Majesty said, "Why are you so impulsive? Hit someone again!"
"That's not the case! The Minister of Finance told me very clearly." I pointed at the Left Prime Minister, "The other half of the money must be given to the Left Prime Minister!"
"Pa!" His Majesty slapped the armrest of the chair with a heavy palm, "The left prime minister is an important minister of the country, don't talk nonsense!"
"I don't."
"Minister of Finance!" His Majesty's expression changed. "Is Governor Cohen telling the truth? You have to give the other half of the money to the left prime minister!"
The Minister of Finance did not expect that things would change so quickly. His Majesty was so frightened that he could not speak. It took him a long time to respond, "Yes...yes."
The officials were in an uproar!
It’s the same two hundred and fifty thousand gold coins. It seems that there is no big difference between repairing the mansion and giving it to him. But it seems different to the minister who can pick out the bones from eggs. The state pays to repair the mansion for the left prime minister.
It's normal, but it's a serious crime of corruption for him! A very simple word can actually have such an opposite effect. Even if the Finance Minister changes his words now and says it's about repairing the mansion, who would believe it? Hehe, he really deserves to be from the Royal Academy.
The method that the boss came up with for me is easy to use, really easy to use.
"Prime Minister Zuo," His Majesty said softly, "explain it to me."
"Your Majesty," said Zuo Xiang, "I don't know about this! I really don't know."
"You said this matter has nothing to do with you?" At this time, my father finally stood up and said, "Why doesn't the Minister of Finance give me this huge sum of money!"
"Your Majesty!" The Finance Minister finally understood, "This money is used to repair the mansion of the Left Prime Minister!"
"The Zuo Xiang's mansion is being renovated every year!" Zuo Xiang said loudly, "You have to worry about the money? I think you want to enrich yourself! You actually dare to use my name!"
My heart skipped a beat! Damn it, the left prime minister is really not simple. He immediately abandoned his car to protect the commander-in-chief when he saw that the situation was not right! It seems that I have always underestimated him. Even the finance minister was willing to give up. This at least shows that this
He is a guy who can take things very seriously. You have to be extremely careful when fighting against such a person.
The next thing happened according to the steps we set. The name of the Minister of Finance instantly changed to "Former Minister of Finance" and he was questioned and sent to jail. A day was set for trial. The left prime minister was exempted from the crime because he did not know about it.
Investigate.
"Speaking of which, our Holy City has been really restless these past few days!" His Majesty's eyes glanced at me again, eh? How come he has good intentions? "What do you think? Governor Cohen?"
"Hehe...I...that...me." He was saying haha, thinking in his mind: God, is someone trying to burn down the bridge?
"Looks like I'm looking down on you to say you're impulsive." His Majesty's right hand is playing with the ring again! Every time this action occurs on his body, someone will be in bad luck! But now it seems that my situation is not good.
.
"You are arrogant! Arrogant to the extreme!" His Majesty continued, not caring about my dumbfounded look. "I'll fight this today and that tomorrow. If I don't give you something powerful, you might be in trouble."
"But Your Majesty," my father said from behind, "Cohen is right!"
"have."
"No!"
"I say yes!" Your Majesty almost yelled, "He broke the armchair in my study today!"
"Yes!" Zuo Xiang's eyes lit up, "Destroying royal property! Your Majesty can punish you."
"That's not because I was sitting there..."
"Come here!" His Majesty interrupted me, "Pull this little rascal down and beat him with thirty army sticks!"
"No!" I was frightened, "I didn't break that chair!"
"Your Majesty!" said my father, "Cohen is a civilian and cannot use military sticks."
"Your Majesty!" I, who had been dragged out of the door by the guards, heard the left prime minister's extremely excited voice, "You can give Governor Cohen a military position."
"Okay, then, the order is to appoint the Governor of the Dark City, Cohen Keda..." I was dragged far away and couldn't hear clearly.
According to a secret report from our lurking personnel: Last month, a series of farces were staged in the Sbia Empire. The protagonist was the country's new aristocratic governor, Cohen Keda. This man was expelled from the Royal Academy in his early years. He is vulgar, rude, and has no cultivation. As long as he is a little bit
A trivial matter can lead to violent outbursts. What is funny is that this person was only punished with thirty army sticks using other unimportant excuses... To sum up, we should not spend too much time on this person.