"Fox, we have already leaked most of our secrets to you, you guys should also tell us about yourself." The fat man drank beer as expected. He raised the glass and touched it with the two people, and drank it in one breath.
Go for the next big cup.
"I don't have anything to say, I'm just an honest little farmer." Wu Li said truthfully.
"Hey, Brother Fox is being dishonest." The fat man said in a long tone, clearly expressing his suspicion of what Wu Li said.
"Yes, this guy is so dishonest. I even saw him serving a certain giant at night." Brother Yali said that he knew the inside story, so Wu Li had to be more reliable in his deception to be decent.
"Oh, no one believes the truth these days. Fortunately, I have pictures and the truth. Take a look at my house, my brother, my sister-in-law, my niece, the front yard and the back yard. You can see it." Wu Li took out his mobile phone.
I opened a section of the little tiger child playing with it and took a video to show the two of them.
"Wait a minute, bring it over and I'll study it." The fat man took Wu Li's handicap and went over, and he and Brother Yali put their heads together to discuss the video academically. "It's a pity that I didn't see the grapes.
"Fox, what color are these ripe grapes?"
"Red."
"There are horses, too. Isn't it fun for Fox to ride them?"
"Two fierce horses, don't let others ride them casually. If they are too strong, someone will die."
"With so many cucumbers with flowers and thorns on top, women and sissies must love it to death."
"Why, Fatty, what do you mean by this?"
"What this guy means is that rubbing is good for beauty. If you want to have delicate skin, cucumber is an indispensable prop."
"Props? Penetration? Could it be that when they solve problems with them, they all use cucumber penetration to gain satisfaction and ensure sufficient hormone secretion to ensure healthy and vital skin?"
"Gaga, Brother Yali, your Chinese language is too fluent. It's Jiang Zi. I would like to add that it is safer to wear a condom. It can't hurt the anus and peach blossom hole. That's nonsense."
"Fat man, you are so bad. You actually fooled a foreign friend like Brother Yali. Brother Yali, cucumbers are not for penetration, but for eating, or cutting them into slices and putting them on your face.
Do you understand what the cucumber mask does once it is applied to the skin?"
"Who doesn't know about facial masks? Fatty is so bad. I thought someone would dare to poke such a thick cucumber into it. That's so perverted? Fatty, what you said is so silly. Have you ever tried this before?
How does it feel to have sex? If you are a gay, fat man, I can introduce you to a few foreign gays. If you want a big dick, you can have a big dick. If you want a tender anus, you can feel it. What do you think? I'm interested.
If you want to ride a foreign horse, I'll call you and find out. You can choose whether to ride or be ridden."
"Please stop talking. My anus is tight, I have a dull pain, I'm dizzy, my eyes are like stars, I'm dumb and I feel like vomiting. I'm a normal man. Please introduce me and help me introduce some female ocean horses to ride.
I’m not interested in stallions or horses at all.”
"Uh, a female foreign horse? It's better not to introduce her. I'm afraid they will kill me next time they see me."
"Tch, brother, you are so weak. You can't even tame a few foreign horses. How is that possible? Brother Yali, just let the mare come over. I will tame it and show it to you."
"I'll take you down. They say that out of ten, eight are fat and fast, one has premature ejaculation and the other is Yang Wei. I just don't know whether you are a member of the majority or the minority."
"Grandma, I'm a leggy guy. I'm gifted. I'm an anomaly among the fat guys. It's nonsense to talk about this. Brother Yali, come here and verify it for you right away." It is crucial to determine whether a man is good or not.
Regarding the issue of face, the fat man insists on trying to save face.
"Fat man, there is no such thing as a good horse to fight for. Seeing that your tail is straight and straight, it is obvious that you are still a young horse. If Brother Yali really wants to call a mare, I will definitely give you the first shot."
He said, you will lose the face of the 80 million men in China. So, wait until you have gained experience before asking Brother Yali to ride a mare. Only in that way can you win glory for the country. I heard that the female foreign horse
You are more open-minded, and your mouth, breasts, chrysanthemums, and peach blossoms can all help you solve your problems. So, it is the right way in the world to get rid of your child as soon as possible. The important task of winning glory for the country is still waiting for you to do it." Wu Li said.
This guy sees so many things, he can even tell whether someone is Hina or not, really...
"Who knows who is young or not? Let's not talk about horseback riding. Let's continue watching the video. I leaned back. Your watermelons are growing on the shelf. It's really an eye-opener."
"This is so strange. Last time I saw a professor planting sweet potatoes on a shelf, claiming that the yield per mu was 100,000 kilograms. I was inspired by him and built a shelf and put it on the shelf. Although the yield per mu was not up to 100,000 kilograms.
An astonishing one hundred thousand kilograms, but it has more than doubled."
"Halo, when did you take this video?"
"Just two days ago, my nephew used my mobile phone to play games and take pictures when he was bored."
"Two days ago? Did you fool your fat brother? It's almost the end of July, almost August. On one side of your pond, the little lotuses are showing their sharp corners, but on the other side, the red lotuses are blooming everywhere. This is a weird situation.
?”
The fat man had just been surprised by the watermelon growing on the shelf, and now he was shocked by the two pond lotuses that were so unusual and so charming.
What's going on with this guy? A small farmer can create so many monsters. If he dares to say that he is just an honest little farmer, the fat brother will spray Daqingshan Ice Beer on his face. It's so against his will and so unnecessary.
Face.
"It's just lotus flowers, one early-maturing variety and one late-maturing variety, it's that simple."
"Fat man, go back a little and see if that old hen is followed by the magic horse Dongdong?" Brother Yali is obviously very nervous about lotus, and his eyes are filled with a whole yard of people wandering around in the video.
The Malaysian evil dog smiled more interestedly.
"I'm sorry, fox, you can see for yourself. You're raising all these amazing horses. Please explain. Don't tell me that those with lumps of sarcoma are turkeys." The fat man felt that his hormones had the urge to surge upwards.
, these are chickens of Shenma breed raised by Shenma people.
"Well, it's just a few little red-crowned cranes. What's the problem?"
"Don't pretend to be a fool. You dare to raise a national first-level protected bird as a chicken. It shows that you, a farmer, are very dishonest. You have revealed all your trump cards."
"Damn you fat man, you are such a wretched person. You dare to imitate the Japanese language. If the angry youth overhears it, then they will help you make your hair look like a pig's head. That would be funny."
"Don't worry about other things, let's get back to the point. It's better to explain the problem honestly. Brother Fat and Brother Yali have bigger fists than vegetarian Yali. I'm right." The fat man winked at Yali Shanda and squinted his eyes.
, signaling the brothers to quickly cooperate.
"Of course, Brother Yali's fists have always been used for punching sandbags." Yalishan Dagang said with a stinking look on his neck.
As soon as these words came out, Wu Li and Fatty immediately got angry. Wu Li was purely amused, and Fatty was purely annoyed.
Surprisingly, there was a young man at the table next to him who was having a late-night snack and having sex with someone. He accidentally heard the cause and effect. The man almost sprayed the woman in the face. However, the two plates of barbecue on the table were reimbursed. The woman obviously choked on the cold beer.
Coughing violently and non-stop.
"You guys with horoscopes, you can't talk like this and talk nonsense. I'm going to step aside. The barbecue worth dozens of yuan is gone. You guys look like you are the two of them, so you should pay double compensation immediately."
It will be fine if you pay one thousand to suppress the shock, but if you don’t let me, I will let you have a taste of my big brother’s sandbox fist.”
"You're eavesdropping, why don't you come here and practice with Fat Brother? Let's have fun at the roadside stalls. Who's afraid of who?"
"Brothers, please calm down. We are running a small business. If someone accidentally hits a table, chair, tray, or something, my work will be in vain for several days. If I attract one-one-zero, I'm afraid that I will do it in the future.
There is no room left for the stalls. Please calm down, calm down, and if you have anything to say, talk to me."
"If you want me to calm down, I'll pay you the same amount as the three of them, and you three grandsons will pay a thousand yuan as an apology and tea fee for free, and then you can get out." This young man dared to speak like a lion. Could it be that there was something wrong with him?
rely.
"Paralyzed Monkey San, don't play tricks with grandpa. Grandpa won't accept your tricks. If you don't fix it today and you can't take care of yourself, I will be a thin man."
"Hey, there's really no one on this street who dares to behave in front of Brother Monkey. If I don't carry your kid away today, I won't call my horse a horse with a horoscope, Monkey San'er."
Just now it was a scene where the three of them were drinking and chatting happily, but now the situation suddenly changed and it was about to turn into a violent and bloody incident.
"Boss, check out, and the other table is also mine." When Wu Li said this, the two cockfighters were stunned.
"What's the meaning"
The two of them turned around and asked Wu Li in unison with unkind words.
"What fun are you guys doing? The problems that can be solved with money are not problems at all. We just need to fight to the death and the problems will get worse."
Wu Li picked up the bench and folded it with both hands. It was made of solid wood and was quite strong.
Wu Li was startled by the guy's posture, and quickly grabbed a bench in his hand. If he hit the bench with the knife in his pocket, he would most likely end up with a bloody head.
Wu Li gave Hou San a white-toothed smile, put the bench in front of him, and shouted "Open" like a thunderbolt.
Then, Wu Li shook his hidden right hand and said to the boss: "Boss, please settle the bill. How much is the total for the barbecue and drinks for the two tables, plus this bench?"
"Beer sister, come over here and help me pack up these barbecues. We have to continue after we go back later."
Hou San saw Wu Li waving his palm towards him intentionally or unintentionally, and quickly threw the bench in his hand to the ground, shrunk his neck and said, "Brothers, don't worry, this meal today is not my honor."
Just remember the villain’s fault and don’t take what happened just now to your heart.”
Just kidding, no one can mess with a guy like this who opens the bench with his bare hands when he is not armed for self-defense. Although this guy just keeps looking at himself with a smile, who knows if this guy is trying to strengthen his impression of himself. Watch more
After a few glances, I could find an opportunity to give myself a hard blow.
I still have to mess around in this place. If I don't pay attention to myself, there are really many chances.
Nonano's ball is considered a failure today.
ps: Nonano’s ball, today it’s considered a flower planted by an old farmer and has grown to over 20 flowers. You guys understand.