"Brother Bald, could it be that you and Nannan were in cahoots today?" Teacher Qin, the little white girl, had to doubt the possibility.
Nannan just said something about "uncle can do magic" and Wu Li can do magic tricks.
After the clown suit came on the scene, everyone was transformed into a red nose, a red hat, etc., and then it was transformed into fruit-flavored lollipops, and various toys, such as feather shuttlecocks, skipping ropes, basketballs, erhus, guitars, etc.
Glass balls, etc., a bunch of messy things.
"Bald brother, there are so many toys hidden in your clothes. Why don't you just take them off and pour them all out? You can carry them outside one by one. Don't worry, your hands are tired. I think it's too dazzling to see."
"Teacher Xiao Baihua thinks that bystanders are clear. Except for the big guys like guitar, basketball, and erhu, they have been tinkering for a long time and don't know what kind of blinding method they used to make it. But most of the little guys themselves saw that Wu Li was from the big pocket on the butt of the clown suit.
After taking it out, and with a flash of his hands, the magic turned into
This bald guy is just good at fooling children and amusing them.
It seems that he is just a half-full man who likes to show off in front of ignorant people.
A beauty with a sharp eye like her could see through his tricks at a glance.
"Uh, hehe, Teacher Qin is Teacher Qin. He saw through all these little tricks of mine right away. I have already taken out all the things. Look, there is really nothing left." Wu Li said as he took off a piece of the clown suit.
I took out all the big bags, and sure enough there was nothing in them.
"Humph, don't even look at who is standing in front of you, it's just a genius girl."
Teacher Qin, a little white flower, was proudly boasting about herself when Wu Li walked over to her with a smile, which made her feel nervous.
This guy's mental endurance can't be so bad, right? He just said a few words that he didn't like. Isn't he going to be rough on himself?
"You...you...what do you want to do...if you come here again, I'm going to call you Principal Yuan."
Seeing Wu Li walking towards her step by step, the little loli ladies around her really couldn't give her a sense of security.
If the burly bald brother in front of me gets angry and becomes animalistic, well, the consequences are beyond the reach of a little girl like me.
"Teacher Qin, what are you afraid of? Look at how nervous you are. I'm not a man-eating beast." Wu Li rubbed his hands and smiled. He looked like that big beast.
the incarnation of.
"I'm afraid you are the one who knows how to eat lamb."
The little white flower was so frightened that her stomach was pounding. I don’t want to be eaten dry by this bald head in front of so many little friends. If I want to eat, I have to order some elephants, such as in a small forest and grassland with no people.
What the hell... It's so embarrassing. What the hell am I thinking? If this bald guy dares to touch a finger on me, I'll immediately scream for help.
"Little sister Qin wishes you a happy twenty-second birthday"
Wu Li smiled evilly and kept looking at the little white flower Qin Xiaomei. Just when Qin Xiaomei was nervous, and when Qin Xiaomei's dolphin voice had already reached her throat, and she was about to give Wu Li a dolphin roar, Wu Li kept rubbing her face.
Brother Zhu's hands suddenly turned into a large bouquet of flowers. Wu Li stretched his hands forward, and the flowers came to Xiaomei Qin's eyes.
"Ahem..."
Qin Xiaomei choked on the suppressed dolphin sound that she was going to make but didn't make it out.
However, these flowers are really fragrant and beautiful. The perfect birthday gift is really to the taste of the girl from Daheben.
"Brother Bald, tell me the truth, how do you know so well that my teacher's birthday is that day, and how old he is? Are you right..."
"Go, I'm only interested in Principal Yuan, not a little kindergarten teacher like you." After Wu Li finished speaking, he waved to the back: "Students, have you prepared any birthday gifts for the teacher?"
"have"
Her voice was not very uniform, but everyone could hear her sincere love for the teacher.
"Then what are you waiting for? Come on, classmates, shoulder to shoulder, and hand-deliver gifts to America's beautiful, lively and lovely Teacher Qin."
When Wu Li speaks in a formal manner, he never fails to speak in a formal manner.
"Bald Brother, you also think that I, Miss Qin, am beautiful, cute and lively." The little white flower's face was already red from Wu Li's praise, but this little girl still wanted to hear the bald brother praise her again.
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"Of course it's necessary," Wu Li declared again seriously, "Hehe, thank you for the compliment, Brother Bald. I'm several blocks behind Sister Feifei."
Qin Xiaomei had not yet been drunk by Wu Li's ** soup. She stuck out her tongue at Wu Li and made a face. Then she stuffed the flower into Wu Li's hand and said, "Keep it for me, I'll take it."
The kid’s birthday gift is here.”
"Teacher, this is the big grasshopper I knitted for the teacher." A tender green grasshopper woven from brown leaves was knitted by Xiao San'er in a lifelike way.
"Teacher, this is the octagonal pagoda that I helped the teacher knit." This is a reed knitting made by an ingenious little girl. She is already a non-working employee of the knitting factory.
Uh, this is illegal employment of child labor, it's not good.
…
"Teacher, Xiao Hei is my favorite little pet. I will give it to the teacher as a birthday present today."
A little kid with a sinister face and a stern look, who was modeled after a monkey, squeezed in front of the teacher holding a white paper box for shoes, and held it in both hands and handed it to Miss Qin.
This lucky guy is the furry child of Brother Monkey's family. Because the genetics of the Monkey family are so high-quality, almost all members of this family are carved from the same mold, the legendary Thunder God and Thunder Woman with their pointed mouth, monkey cheeks, and sinister eyebrows.
Face
So the nicknames of their family are all Monkey Lord, Monkey, Monkey Grandson, etc. The guy who is currently presenting the treasure has many nicknames because Journey to the West is so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
The adults call him Monkey Sunzi, and the children call him Sun Dasheng. This lucky guy likes to be called Wu Kong the most. Well, even if you call him Wukong, he will answer it very honestly.
"Teacher Qin, you can't expose it."
Wu Li had just heard the sound of banging on the steel plate, and was thinking that Yuan Fei was coming over. He didn't pay attention, and was taken over by such a bad guy.
Wukong is not just a little bird, and Blackie is neither a bird nor a puppy.
But...
"Oh my god, snake..."
Yes, it's a little black snake. Wu Li seemed to have caught this little black snake for it.
When Teacher Qin saw that there was a small snake in the box, he was so frightened that he lost his soul. He opened the box with both hands and threw the box and the snake into the lump.
When Wukong saw the evil plot coming to fruition, he immediately smiled and slipped aside, picked up his precious Xiao Hei and slipped out of the classroom.
"Teacher Qin, you don't know how to be afraid of a small non-venomous snake even though you are such an adult." This guy Wu Li was deliberately being rude to others.
"I'm scared. Why can't I be afraid of something?" Teacher Qin, Miss Qin, saw Wukong take the little snake out. She immediately gained a lot of courage and her face became much prettier.
"Of course, we are all human beings. Classmates, keep going, don't scare the teacher anymore, otherwise I will beat you guys up." Wu Li saw the little Huzi and the little nose winking there, and couldn't help but think in advance
I issued a warning to let these lucky guys calm down for a while.
"Teacher, these are the silkworm babies I raised. I'll give the teacher a box." A little girl held a small paper box as if she were offering a treasure, holding it in her hands to give to her beloved Teacher Qin.
"Hey, Xiao Baihua, you're not even afraid of small silkworms as big as sesame seeds, why don't you pick it up quickly?" Wu Li looked to see if he could do some provocation or something, but Xiao Baihua definitely wouldn't dare to pick it up.
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"I'm not afraid. I'm just afraid that I won't be able to raise them. That's why I hesitated for a moment." Qin Xiaomei looked at those little silkworms as big as black sesame seeds, and her heart went numb. However, she still had a tough mouth and insisted on saying
I am not afraid.
"I think it's better for me to hold it for you first. You can't carry so many things anyway. How to raise silkworms? You can ask me when you get home, or you can ask this little kid Xiaohuzi. He raises silkworms every year.
I have been raising little silkworms for a few days to play with." Wu Li looked at the little white flower and was really afraid of these little sesame-like silkworms, but he couldn't bear to brush the little girl back. The one who was fighting between heaven and man was still himself.
Come and untie this knot for her.
The birthday boy is as big as the sky
"Thank you." Qin Xiaomei gave Wu Li a very charming look at the bald guy who was easy to understand, and said thank you from the bottom of her heart with gratitude.
Thank him for rescuing her, and thank him even more for giving her such a unique birthday celebration.
"Children, get out of class is over. After you go home and take a shower, come to my uncle's house. Celebrate Teacher Qin's birthday tonight. Don't forget the song that uncle gave you."
After all the primary school students and preschool children in Wujiacun gave Teacher Qin gifts or surprises that made their hearts tremble, Wu Li passed Principal Yuan and announced that school was over.
"Ah, are there any plans for tonight?" Qin Xiaomei said with a little surprise when she heard what Wu Li said.
"There's nothing to arrange. I just want to treat Teacher Qin to a big dinner, cut a cake or something, and then everyone can show Teacher Qin the special skills that Teacher Qin has taught the little kids these days."
"I'm going to kill you. I've only been teaching them for a few days. What can they learn?" Qin Xiaomei couldn't help but become anxious when Wu Li said that those students still had to perform what he taught them.
"Don't worry, little sister Qin. You have to believe in yourself and your students. Apart from making a little mistake, they are actually stupid or not."