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Chapter 860 Inappropriate Farts

The uncle looked at Ji Lingxuan's aggrieved face speechlessly and didn't know what to say.

He was obviously... already caring so obviously, and he just wanted to help her vent her anger. Why would she think he wanted to arrest her and bring her to the government for questioning?

After the uncle touched his beard, he glanced at Ji Lingxuan.

He has already determined that Ji Lingxuan's eyes must be too bad, and he doesn't look very evil!

"snort!"

The uncle immediately snorted arrogantly and decided not to talk to such an uneducated woman.

If he keeps saying this, he will be so angry that he goes to heaven.

Ji Lingxuan squatted in front of the uncle eagerly, staring at the uncle very carefully without blinking.

The uncle felt uncomfortable when she saw her and shouted loudly, "Didn't you say you wanted to apply herbal medicine on me? What are you doing so stupidly? Come here quickly!"

"Oh oh oh, I thought you were thinking about how to send me to the government. I was shocked. I will help you apply the herbs now!"

Ji Lingxuan's words were somewhat disorganized, but there was an obvious smile of joy on her face, and she let out a long breath, as if something good had happened to her.

The uncle snorted coldly, disgusted with her appearance of having no future at all.

Ji Lingxuan didn't care much and just put the herbs in her mouth tightly and chewed them.

The bitter medicinal taste spread quickly in her mouth, and Ji Lingxuan's stomach suddenly tumbled due to the bitter taste, and she almost vomited out bile.

"Didn't you say you wanted to give me medicine? Why did you put it in your mouth and eat it?" The uncle frowned in confusion, with a hint of displeasure in his words.

I obviously said I would apply medicine for him, but I ended up eating it very happily. Fortunately, he was so moved before, it was all in vain!

The uncle suddenly became upset and looked at Ji Lingxuan coldly, wishing he could jump up and strangle her to death.

Ji Lingxuan's entire face was a little numb. She was crying so much that she couldn't speak at all. Tears flowed down her face.

Seeing that her uncle misunderstood her so much, even if she wanted to explain, she probably couldn't do it.

Ji Lingxuan continued to chew the herbs with tears in her eyes. When she realized that the herbs were chewed to pieces, she spit them out all at once. Then she obediently applied the herbs to the uncle's injured area, and casually pulled off a piece of cloth to bandage the wound.

When Ji Lingxuan spit out the medicinal materials in his mouth and applied it to himself, the uncle was dumbfounded.

He never imagined that the reason why Ji Lingxuan chewed those medicinal materials was to give him medicine?

No, she has already chewed those medicines, and they are all drool!

She actually, actually...

"You...you you you you..." The uncle pointed at Ji Lingxuan with an excited expression, unable to utter a single word for a long time.

It's so disgusting, why is his heart beating so fast? Why is his ears so hot?

The uncle suddenly felt that something was wrong with him!

Ji Lingxuan blinked her clear and translucent eyes and said innocently, "Uncle, what are you doing?"

As Ji Lingxuan spoke, she tilted her head and spit out the medicinal juice in her mouth.

The taste of the medicinal materials couldn't be any more bitter. Even after spitting it out, she still felt a bitter taste in her mouth. Although it was no longer so bitter, it was still there.

The uncle's face suddenly changed color from green to red, he pointed at his thigh, and then pointed at Ji Lingxuan's mouth wordlessly.

"Oh, I see, uncle, you care about this!" Ji Lingxuan finally understood, and explained with great resentment, "Uncle, don't you know? Human saliva can clean wounds, and

There is nothing to crush the medicinal materials here. If I put it on the ground and smash out the juice, it will definitely be very dirty. If I apply it, it will cause infection, so I can only chew it with my mouth."

"Although it sounds like someone else's saliva is dirty, it's just a wound dressing. Don't blame me, uncle!" Ji Lingxuan looked worried, as if she was afraid that the uncle would be angry.

The uncle's face suddenly became ferocious and twisted, but the warmth in his heart could not be ignored no matter what.

Although there has always been a lack of people around him who care about him, there has never been anyone who has done something for him with such sincerity as her.

Looking for food for him, he was even beaten until his body was covered in blood and bruises.

In order to help him apply the herbs, he was not even afraid of the bitter taste and refused the herbs with his mouth.

He had just seen her face stiffen and twist while she was chewing, and she looked silly with tears in her eyes. It was not so relaxed and comfortable at first glance, and her expression didn't look like she was pretending.

The uncle's complexion immediately improved a lot, and the wounds on his body didn't seem so painful anymore.

He looked at Ji Lingxuan with gentle eyes and said softly, "I will thank you well after I return to the palace. What do you want?"

"Anything is okay?" Ji Lingxuan's eyes suddenly lit up and she blinked, looking like an extremely greedy villain.

The uncle's eyes were dull, and he suddenly felt depressed. He seemed to be very disappointed with Ji Lingxuan's reaction. Although he sincerely intended to thank and compensate her, she didn't need to be so greedy when she heard this. She seemed to be helping him.

Same with purpose.

However, now that the words have been spoken, he can't change his mind temporarily, right?

Therefore, no matter how depressed he was, he could only nod and agree.

The light in Ji Lingxuan's eyes suddenly became even more dazzling. She held her uncle's hand with great excitement and said, "Uncle, you can't lie to others. If you regret it and don't admit it, your butt will be rotten!"

The uncle's face suddenly twisted, this woman...

It's so inconsistent to say such indecent words in a serious manner and yet look at her so innocently...

"I want uncle to follow me all my life!" Ji Lingxuan looked at uncle seriously and spoke seriously.

The previous words were all her disguise, but these words were definitely spoken from the bottom of her heart.

She just wanted Uncle Weapon Spirit to follow her all her life, so that after she completed her mission, she could go to the next snowy area to find other artifacts.

During this period, Feng Yufan's weapon spirit also gave her a lot of knowledge. In the illusion before the artifact had no owner, the weapon spirit didn't know that it was the artifact's spirit at all. It only knew that it was the master of this world.

Moreover, weapon spirits have long lifespans, and their hearts are extremely lonely. Even the smallest things will make them deeply moved.

Although there are many different kinds of people in the fantasy world of the weapon spirit, they all regard themselves as subordinates and are respectful to the weapon spirit and follow the rules. However, being just respectful makes people feel not close enough, just like a group of robots.

Therefore, when someone breaks into the illusion, the weapon spirit is actually easily attracted.

At this time, just a little care and attention can make them feel endless.

It is precisely because of the precedent of Feng Yufan's Weapon Spirit that after entering here, she felt that the uncle was the Weapon Spirit, so she could increase her favorability without any lower limit!

What kind of situation is easier to refresh the favorability level?

Isn’t that a friend in need is a friend indeed?

Therefore, Ji Lingxuan simply came to the bottom of the pot and kidnapped Uncle Qi Ling directly.

Moreover, she had poisoned him when he was unconscious, so that he was temporarily unable to use his internal martial arts power, and then bribed the group of people just now to beat him up.

The uncle was wronged and felt uncomfortable. Then she showed her kind side and moved him...

Ji Lingxuan immediately raised her forehead and complained about herself, when did she become a scheming woman? She was really blushing when she planned such a simple uncle.

Ji Lingxuan felt that the reason why Feng Yushan told her the weakness of the weapon spirit so bluntly was because he was unwilling to be plotted against him, so he wanted her to plot against other weapon spirits as well, so that he could feel mentally balanced.

"You...what did you say?" At this moment, Ji Lingxuan's words suddenly made Uncle Qi Ling feel bad. He looked at Ji Lingxuan for a long time and didn't know what to say.

At first, he just thought she was greedy for wealth and glory, but he didn't expect her request to be so outrageous?

The uncle reached out and touched his beard, his eyes suddenly became dim and his face was filled with pain.

Sure enough, his appearance is so outstanding that the little girl can no longer control herself, so she doesn't even want gold, silver and jewelry, but just wants him to be with her for the rest of her life?

Oops, that's how handsome he is, so shy...

Ji Lingxuan looked at the uncle expectantly, feeling very uneasy, "Uncle, will you agree?"

The uncle looked at Ji Lingxuan in great silence, his mouth slightly open...

"puff……"

This... how does it feel to be interrupted by a fart?

Ji Lingxuan: "..."

Uncle: "..." (To be continued)


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