When a man farts inappropriately in front of a woman, how should the woman react to make the man feel more respectable?
At this time, Ji Lingxuan's mind was filled with this question.
What if this matter cannot be settled properly and the uncle becomes shy or arrogant and starts to avoid her?
If she can't see her uncle anymore, wouldn't it be more difficult to leave here?
At this time, the uncle's face suddenly turned red, twisted and ferocious, and Ji Lingxuan's ears were about to bleed when she looked at him.
The two looked at each other. How could Ji Lingxuan not know how embarrassed the uncle was at this moment?
Ji Lingxuan pursed her lips tightly, quietly working on her internal energy, and decided to make a sacrifice...
"puff……"
After the uncle, Ji Lingxuan's fart sound was even louder, and you could feel the slightest breeze.
The uncle twitched the corner of his mouth, finally not so embarrassed anymore.
After all, they are all farts, but women are more likely to be embarrassed and embarrassed when they fart in front of men, right?
Ji Lingxuan smiled stupidly and touched her head awkwardly, "Haha, um, I'm sorry, actually I can't hold it in anymore. If uncle, you hadn't started first, I would still be thinking about how to hold this fart in without making any sound.
Let it go again!"
In order not to make her uncle feel embarrassed, she farted even louder. Ji Lingxuan felt that she had really worked hard to gain the approval of the weapon spirit.
If the uncle was not dealt with, she felt like crying.
The uncle really didn't know how to continue with this kind of topic, so he could only snort coldly, then avert his eyes and didn't bother to talk to her.
Ji Lingxuan did not continue to force the uncle to agree. After all, if he went too far, it would definitely have the opposite effect.
She returned to the fire to see if the sweet potatoes were done.
As soon as the sweet potatoes were roasted, Ji Lingxuan held the sweet potatoes to the uncle's face with great attentiveness. She gave the two sweet potatoes to the uncle and kept one for herself. She succeeded and saw the uncle's moved eyes flash past.
Ji Lingxuan felt that she was almost good enough like this. Didn't she deal with Feng Yushan's weapon spirit the same way last time? Although she didn't know whether the feeling of Feng Yushan's weapon spirit was because she diverted the wolves away by herself, or because
He caught his penis when he almost fell off the cliff...
Feng Yufan's weapon spirit said that in some of the illusions of the weapon spirits, some of them actually know that other worlds exist and know how to get out, but because of their own abilities, they are unable to leave their own world.
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But there are also some weapon spirits who simply don’t know that other worlds exist.
However, even if they don't know, there are always some documents in the world they live in that record some clues, or there are some highly respected people who know the existence of other worlds.
Therefore, no matter what the situation is, the spirit must be willing to let her leave before she can return to her own world.
Ji Lingxuan felt that if she told her uncle now that she wanted to leave this world, he would not refuse to save her, right?
Should, maybe, probably, probably agree...?
After eating, Ji Lingxuan slowly approached the uncle and sat down next to him.
As soon as the uncle saw Ji Lingxuan approaching, he suddenly felt bad and stiff. He couldn't help but replay the woman's confession-like words in his mind, and then thought of "what are you thinking about when you are full and warm"...
Is this woman thinking about something shameful?
"Uncle, can we discuss it?" Ji Lingxuan looked like she was risking her life and bit her lip.
The uncle's heart suddenly tightened. It was over. She didn't really want to do whatever she wanted, right?
Although the uncle didn't speak, Ji Lingxuan was already ready to say it, so it was definitely impossible to just let it go.
She has been in for a while, and she doesn't know what is going on outside. Xiaodi and Little Rabbit King don't know if anything is going on.
Without her as the master of the Fengyu Fan and the Dragon Mastiff Qin, can she persevere?
Ji Lingxuan doesn't know anything, and just hopes to go out and see the situation quickly. Although it may not be able to help reverse the situation, it is better than being here and worrying about not knowing anything!
Ji Lingxuan took a deep breath and spoke slowly, "Uncle, I want to trouble you..."
However, before she had time to speak, she was interrupted by noisy footsteps and curses outside the ruined temple.
Ji Lingxuan was forced to stop and looked back at the door of the ruined temple.
At this moment, a group of fierce-looking burly men were walking towards the ruined temple, talking loudly.
They all carried long knives, and there was blood on the knives. Some of them were even injured, which was obviously not a good thing.
Ji Lingxuan frowned, and the uncle's face was as dark as a dark cloud. The big men were also unhappy when they saw two stinky beggars fighting for a seat in the ruined temple.
"Where did this stinky beggar come from? If you want to live, get out of here!"
One of the big men suddenly roared in a low voice with an unhappy look on his face. It was a great honor for him not to kill them directly with a knife.
Ji Lingxuan didn't want to have any conflict with them, so she apologized and helped the uncle run back.
This place is not a dream. If you are injured, the wound will leave here. If you die, your body will really not be able to get out for the rest of your life.
Although Xiaodi said that the illusions created by the weapon spirits are relatively peaceful, that is where the weapon spirits live. The place where the weapon spirits cannot see is that the sky is high and the emperor is far away. Many bad things still exist, but they are just far away.
It's just a little better outside.
The uncle has always been pampered and pampered. When encountering these things, he will naturally find it displeasing to his eyes. His eyes are filled with anger and he wants to fight with them.
However, he doesn't know why martial arts can't be used now. Ji Lingxuan alone cannot defeat these guys. Therefore, even if he has a belly of resentment, he still wants to swallow it. Remember the appearance of these bastards first, and then deal with them when he gets back.
them.
However, things did not go so smoothly, and I don't know if it was because the uncle's eyes were really full of malice, so the big men became even more suspicious of them and refused to let them go at all.
"No, wait a minute, those two stinky beggars stop!"
A big man yelled angrily, strode forward in front of them, stared at them for a while, then opened the uncle's sleeves and looked carefully.
The uncle's skin under his sleeves was so fair and smooth that even women couldn't compare to it. Even Ji Lingxuan was a little jealous of his skin.
Sure enough, the big man's eyes suddenly flashed with murderous intent, and he asked angrily, "I have never seen such a thin-skinned beggar. Don't play tricks on me, who are you?"
"Stop talking so much nonsense, just kill him to save trouble!" Another big man also saw it, and he suddenly became wary and showed a fierce look on his face.
Then, the two big men raised their swords and prepared to kill Ji Lingxuan and the uncle.
The oncoming sword was very penetrating, Ji Lingxuan's heart tightened, she pulled her uncle and pushed him back, barely escaping the attack.
After other people saw it, they immediately surrounded them and did not relax at all.
"Stinky beggars, you must be from the Black Armored Gang, right? Is there any conspiracy behind deliberately dressing up as little beggars and hiding here? Do you want to take the opportunity to leak information and kill us all?"
Ji Lingxuan smiled dryly and shook his head, "How could it be? This is all a misunderstanding, an absolute misunderstanding. How could we be part of some black armored gang? Our young master is also being chased by bad guys, so he wants to wear beggar clothes.
You’re hiding it from others, we have nothing to do with the Black Armor Gang!”
"Hmph, stop talking nonsense, we will definitely not let you go today!"
"Yes, you can't be merciful. What if there is big trouble?"
The big men had made up their minds to kill both Ji Lingxuan and the uncle, and no matter what Ji Lingxuan said, they could not change their minds.
If Ji Lingxuan was just one person, she wouldn't care, but now that the uncle has no inner strength at all, she really finds it difficult for him to do two things at once.
After thinking about it, Ji Lingxuan quietly took out the silver needle from the space, applied the antidote, and inadvertently pretended to touch the uncle's wound, taking the opportunity to prick the needle with the antidote on his body.
Because of the pain of the wound, the uncle could not feel the pain of the needle.
However, even so, the antidote still takes time to take effect. At this time, the big men have begun to attack, and more than a dozen people swarmed up, the swords in their hands shining with a cold light... (To be continued)