How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 131: Recycle old mobile phones, old refrigerators, old home appliances...replace pots, replace scissors, replace kitchen knives...
Chapter 131: Recycle old mobile phones, old refrigerators, old home appliances...replace pots, replace scissors, replace kitchen knives...
Name: Malaysia
Race: Shadow Horse of Guichen Empire
Realm: Fourth level of body training
Identity: The Hei family in the royal capital raises horses
Name:Orochi
Race: Forgotten Soul-Eating Python
Realm: Ninth Level of Qi Refining
Identity: Alien Underworld, Forgotten River Python, Black Sun Contracted Spirit Beast
"Uh huh huh~"
Hei Yang hummed a song and slowly opened the door to the house, followed by Dama, with a snake's head sticking out of his sleeves.
Pushing open the door to enter the hospital, the hospital is quite spacious, but a little empty. It seems that when my aunt lived here, she was not in the mood to take care of it.
However, it is not entirely empty. A walnut tree with a huge canopy is growing in the west of the yard, looking full of vitality.
In a few days, you can move a deck chair and lie under the shade of the walnut tree. It will be a beautiful thing.
Hei Yang thought happily in his heart, but he needed to pay attention to the possibility of ripe walnuts falling to avoid being killed by a headshot.
Practitioners are very strong-minded, but that’s not how they are used!
"When it's October, once the walnuts are ripe, they can also supplement the IQ of Hongli's pig brains. It kills two birds with one stone."
Hei Yang humiliated his girlfriend in a low voice, but then he thought: "No, if Hong Li is too smart, then I will suffer a lot. I'd better let her continue to be stupid..."
"Herod!"
When Da Ma saw the environment of his new home, he neighed with some joy, and Hei Yang couldn't help but sigh: "It's bad, originally I wanted to sneak into the house secretly, take a peek at what Hong Li was doing, and give her a surprise
Raid or something, if you call me a big horse, forget about the raid."
"Well..."
Hei Yang shook his head and looked at Dama: "You can run around and play in the yard now. I have prepared food rations and other things for you, as well as a place to live. Wait until I give you the entire simple shack and so on, and then
I will slowly improve the big villa for you..."
Da Ma didn't worry too much. Before Hei Yang finished speaking, he was already wandering around the yard, curiously looking at the novel environment.
"Shua!"
The copper snake emerged from Heiyang's sleeves, and in a flash, it climbed up the walnut tree in the yard and entangled itself on the branches, looking leisurely.
"Ha..."
Hei Yang shook his head and laughed, gently opened the door and walked into the house.
However, the moment he entered the door, Hei Yang felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the room.
I saw Hongli standing on the bed with her bare feet, her arms folded across her chest, her face calm, looking down at the black sun.
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment. Unable to figure out the situation, he cautiously asked, "Xiao Li?"
"Close the door!"
Hongli said in a tone that could not be criticized: "Hurry up!"
"Oh..."
Hei Yang obediently closed the door tightly, moved to the bed, sat down on the bed, and squinted at Hong Li: "So, what are you making?"
"Hey, hey, be serious!"
Hongli looked dissatisfied: "Didn't you see that I looked like I was going to punish you? Get serious, you bastard!"
"Ah, you rested in bed for most of the day, but I kept running outside."
Hei Yang lay down on his back and looked up at Hong Li with dull eyes: "Aren't you tired from doing this pose?"
"Wow, that must be tiring!"
Hongli broke through the power in a second, her legs went weak, and she collapsed on the bed: "Who told you not to enter the house quickly? I have been in posture since I heard the noise, and it has been five minutes now!
Five minutes! Because of your slow movements, I was forced to stand for so long. Doesn’t my conscience hurt?"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang sighed: "Have you finished reading the diary?"
"Hmm."
"Then write a 10,000-word post-reading review and hand it in tonight for me to check."
Teacher Heiyang carefully assigned the homework and said: "The requirements are: neat writing, sincere feelings, and a certain degree of understanding of the meaning of the article. Think about the author's mood when writing this article.
At the same time, the frequency of ellipses in the article is obviously due to the author's own considerations. Please briefly answer what the ellipses mean in this environment
Tip: You can refer to the background of the time and the author’s experience.”
"I'm afraid there's something wrong with you."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, twisted her body, moved to the side of Hei Yang, sat up cross-legged, and poked Hei Yang's cheek with her finger, looking unhappy.
"So, aren't you going to explain it to me? Regarding reincarnation in previous lives, are you sure you didn't leave me a first-person biography or something?"
"Can't you tell if it's my diary?"
Hei Yang was too lazy to move and let Hong Li pull his face: "Is it written very clearly on it?"
Glutinous rice
"No, I want to hear it from your own mouth."
Hongli couldn't wait to urge: "Hurry up, hurry up, tell a story, tell a story!"
"Well..."
Hei Yang drawled a long voice and said helplessly: "I don't have any stories. My stories all started when I met you..."
"Hey——"
Hongli couldn't help but shiver, and got goosebumps all over because of Hei Yang's little flirty words: "Be serious, don't mess with those who have nothing!"
"Well, it's very simple. It turns out that I was born in another world and lived another life."
Black Sheep's words are concise and concise: "Then he grows up, then he burps, and then he prepares to be reincarnated.
There is no such thing as reincarnation in our world, but in that world, after death, the soul is absorbed into the underworld.
Then drink the soup given by Meng Po, forget all about this life and the past, and be reborn with a new identity. The good ones will become adults, and the evil ones will be turned into animals...
Because of some minor accidents, I was unable to drink the Meng Po soup properly at that time, so I was squeezed into the reincarnation team in a daze.
Then, because I couldn’t eat soup seriously, people didn’t want me as a second-hand commodity in reincarnation, so they threw me out again in a daze, and I ended up in our current world.
That old lady with all the question marks is Granny Meng who came to make up the soup for me. You will know what happened next."
"Is this... gone?"
Hongli tilted her head: "Go on, what about your previous life? You won't talk about it, right? You still have to hide it, right? You don't love it anymore, right?"
"Don't worry, there's really nothing to say about the past life."
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li and sighed: "It's not enough to cover a chapter or two."
"Huh?"
Hongli looked suspicious: "Are you sure? Is it because you were not a good person in your previous life, so you didn't dare to tell the truth...wait a minute!"
Hongli suddenly reacted and thought of a crucial question. She looked at Heiyang in horror.
"So, you have lived a lifetime. In your previous life, you might have been an old uncle or an old man..."
Hong Li had a frightened look on her face: "Wow, you're such a pervert, you actually treat me, who is only sixteen... No, Hong Xiaoli, who is only seventeen years old, can you do this to me? What kind of horrible lolita control!"
"Hey, hey, don't just slander me!"
Hei Yang said angrily: "I sent it when I was just sixteen in my previous life, and I'm not even older than you in this life. Rounding it off, it's obvious that you, the old cow, ate this tender grass of mine!"
Hong Li: "???"
"What kind of rounding are you doing? Even if it's sixteen, sixteen plus seventeen, thirty-three! That's the level of an uncle, right?"
"Oh, your family's mental age can be calculated in this way!"
"Wow, how do I know? I have never been reincarnated, and I still secretly retain memories!"
"I don't care, I'm not an uncle anyway."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "As we all know, sixteen plus seventeen equals seventeen. Don't ask, if you ask, I will always be a teenager!"
"Huh?"
"What?"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's confused look and snorted coldly: "I understand, you always dislike me, right? You see how old and young I am, so you will abandon me cruelly, right?"
"Ah this..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect Hei Yang to be able to counterattack. She immediately hesitated: "No, don't get me wrong, I just..."
"You just dislike me, you dislike me for being old, woo woo woo, you are despised, woo woo..."
"Grass, can you please order it?"
Hong Li almost didn't hold her guard, she lightly kicked Hei Yang to get him back to his normal state: "I didn't even want you in reincarnation, so I threw you out in disgust, but I ended up throwing you out as a little kid.
I despise you for picking up rubbish and offering it as a treasure, right?"
"You really don't dislike me?"
"I don't dislike it, I don't dislike it. Are you satisfied?"
"I don't believe it, you establish a written evidence."
"Hey, don't push yourself too far!"
Hongli pulled Hei Yang up, held Hei Yang's shoulders with both hands, and stared into his eyes: "Be honest, before you met me again, including in your previous life, how many girls did you talk to? Don't lie to me, I can
You can see it!"
"No, not at all in the previous life."
Hei Yang told the truth: "You are my first love, two lifetimes combined."
"Huh?"
Hongli's eyes widened: "Really?"
"I can establish written evidence."
Seeing Hei Yang's appearance of being upright and not afraid of the shadow, Hong Li couldn't help but curl up the corner of her mouth and felt happy in her heart: "Then I will trust you just once."
