How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 157: Pay attention when listening to your elders. Their life experiences are the greatest valuable wealth.
Chapter 157: Pay attention when listening to your elders. Their life experiences are the greatest valuable wealth.
"Well, that's it..."
Hong Li curled her lips and pointed at the kitchen ceiling with a guilty look on her face. Her face turned slightly red and she confessed honestly.
"Just...a pop, the pot lid flew out on top of my kitchen knife, and then my soup exploded...This was just an accident, really, you have to believe me!"
"Pfft, hahaha, how is that possible! Hahahaha!"
Seeing Hong Li's cute expression trying to quibble, Hong Ling couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Impossible, absolutely impossible. How could something like that happen just by cooking a meal? No normal person would believe it.
Yeah, hahaha!"
"..."
A few tic-tac-toes popped up on Hongli's forehead, and her little fist involuntarily hardened: "Hey! What do you mean! Are you looking for trouble?"
"No, no, I just said...hahaha..."
Hong Ling waved her hand, but still couldn't stop the smile on her face: "Xiaoli, you should find a better reason for lying. Cooking and blowing up the room..."
"Hey..."
Hong Li gently opened the basin on top of the pot on the side, quickly flapped her little hands, and fanned the smell to Hong Ling: "Believe it or not, smell it yourself."
"Ah? What do you smell..."
Hong Ling was stunned for a moment, turned to look, and lightly twitched her nose: "...Oh! Hurry, close the basin and cover it back!"
"Now you believe it."
Hongli had a stern face and said resentfully: "I've really been at home all the time and haven't done anything. This pot of soup is proof.
Hey, don’t be silent. Can you show your attitude?"
"Wait, wait, I'll take my time..."
Hong Ling shook her dazed head and waved her hand: "Your evidence is indeed quite weighty! Well... it's too heavyweight!"
Hongli: "..."
Unhappy 1 1 1……
"Ahem, that..."
It took a long time before Hong Ling came back to her senses, but she looked at Hong Li with a strange expression: "I probably understand. In that case, Xiaoli, you are also a victim..."
"Then I am the victim!"
Hongli raised her head and looked at her aunt, with a look of aggrievement on her face: "Not only am I a victim, my kitchen is also a victim, and my ceiling... Anyway, I am the worst one!" (Hei Yang:?) p>
"That seems true..."
Hong Ling recalled the indescribable smell just now, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly: "So Xiaoli, you grew up eating this kind of food. No wonder you are not tall. Is it because of malnutrition..."<
/p>
Hong Li: "???"
Wait, aunt, have you misunderstood something? Only ghosts eat this stuff and grow up!
Not happy 999 999 999
"Are you serious?"
Hongli looked suspicious of life, pointed to the pot on the side, and then pointed to herself: "Who would grow up eating this kind of thing!
Do you think creatures that grew up eating this kind of food really exist? I’m so pretty!”
"Well..."
Hong Ling looked down at herself, then glanced at Hong Li's chest, and nodded: "Well, that makes sense. It's really malnutrition..."
"?!!?"
Hong Li instantly crossed her arms and looked at Hong Ling with a look of horror and anger. Her hair exploded and she gritted her teeth and said: "What! What! What! What! What! Ah!"
What the hell is that look in your eyes! Why do you look at me like that! Don’t look at me with that kind of sympathetic look! I don’t need your sympathy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
"What's wrong, what's wrong, what happened!"
Hongli's loud shout startled the four people sitting in the living room, and they hurriedly ran into the kitchen. Then they saw Hongli baring her teeth and claws, looking at her aunt with a murderous look on her face.
"Creatures like you should be destroyed. This kind of top-heavy goblin that doesn't conform to the proportions of normal creatures. This kind of, ah ah ah, I don't care!"
Nan Xiaoyi: "Aha?"
Xingyun: "Huh?"
"Oh, you are here."
Hong Ling smiled and turned her head, waved to the four people at the door, walked gently to Hong Li, and patted her on the shoulder. Her aunt Wei Zheng, who had been so small that she had disappeared, returned!
"Good boy, if Xiaoli is jealous of her aunt, it's understandable, but just getting angry won't solve the problem!"
"No need to say so much..."
Hong Li had a gloomy face and slowly pulled out the spear from the storage bag: "As long as I kill everyone who is bigger than me, I will be the most powerful one..."
"Tsk, tsk, then you won't be able to kill them all.
If you really want to say that, the few people present are your hunting targets."
Hongli: "..."
It was as if a cold arrow pierced the little heart from behind.
"Okay, okay, it's just cooking."
Hong Ling shook her head and walked to the chopping board with a smile, one hand on her hip: "Let me show you my skills. Watch carefully and learn hard."
"So you can have free time?!"
Nan Xiaoyi and others' eyes lit up: "Let's help serve the dishes!"
"Okay, okay, irrelevant personnel should get out quickly."
Hong Ling waved her hand without looking back: "Wash your hands and wait for a feast!"
"Yeah!"*5
"This is my home..."
Hongli beeped quietly, frowned, and suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait, why are there five beeps..."
"Ahaha..."
Xiao Huo, who was half out of the door, stiffened and turned his head with a smile: "Haha, mommy, you should study hard!"
Hongli: "..."
"Traitor! Idiot!"
"Ahaha, Xiaohuo, don't bother me anymore, come on, mom!"
"Bang!"
The kitchen door was closed tightly.
"Okay, okay, don't look like your self-esteem has been frustrated or beaten."
The aunt patted Hongli on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Actually, cooking is very simple.
For beginners, it may be difficult to make delicious food, but it is still very simple to make it not so unpleasant!"
"This is a lie..."
Hongli muttered in a low voice: "Cooking is not that simple..."
"Then, um, take out the ingredients from your storage bag and let Auntie see what's there...
Huh? There are a lot of varieties, vegetables, fruits, meats... this is the Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon!"
Hong Ling clapped her hands in surprise: "In this way, I can try more dishes!"
"Hey, look very professional..."
Hongli shrank her head subconsciously, feeling a little shorter in front of her aunt: "I don't feel as good as...Hongli, um, refers to cooking.
Although I am a beginner, don’t think that you can defeat me just by showing off your skills..."
"First, process the ingredients and wash..."
"I can do this too."
"Then, on the vegetable side, let's heat the oil first..."
"Hey, as long as you have hands..."
"Then, on the soup side, bring a pot of boiling water..."
"Well, there is no need to emphasize the foundation of this foundation over and over again..."
Hongli yawned and couldn't help but urge: "Hurry up and get to the point!"
"Then ginger slices, mushrooms, onions, meat, alcohol, and salt. You can also turn the vegetables over and add salt and seasoning..."
Hong Ling's speaking speed suddenly accelerated, and she quickly changed her body shape in front of several pots, and for a moment, afterimages appeared...
"Hey, wait, wait, slow down!"
Hong Li didn't finish her yawn, so she quickly opened her eyes and looked around, only to see that the ingredients suddenly seemed to have changed their appearance, familiar yet strange...
It wasn't that she couldn't see Hong Ling's movements clearly, but as she was looking at the pot, that pot changed wonderfully, and then the wonderful reaction in the pot just ended. She was still thinking about what the previous step was.
What's going on...
Probably, like bending down to pick up a pen in math class?
"Okay! Xiaoli, come and serve the food! Have you learned the lesson?"
Hongling smiled and turned her head and encouraged: "Isn't it very simple?"
"No! It's not right at all!"
Hong Li's eyes were in a trance, and she suddenly came back to reality. She shook her head and waved her hands wildly: "This is not how cooking is done! This is different from what I do!"
"Huh?"
Hong Ling tilted her head: "But, this is how cooking is..."
"No, no, it should be like this..."
Hongli said and was about to get started: "Let me show you..."
"Hey, don't, don't, don't, eat first, eat first!"
……
"Have you seen my soup, mother-in-law?"
Po Meng continued: "Although I don't know the taste of this soup, I am sure of its effect. That girl's cooking should be like this..."
"You mean..."
Hei Yang frowned and tried to understand: "You said Hongli's craftsmanship is as bad as yours? Well, no, if you think about it this way, Hongli's soup is still much less powerful than yours, which proves that she is still good at it.
It’s not hopeless...
Since you have been able to get into this position despite your seniority, my Xiaoli might also be able to make up for it in the future..."
Po Meng: "?"
"Do you really want grandma to do something that violates the rules for public officials?"
Po Meng's face was expressionless, but Hei Yang was horrified to find that the handle of the spoon in grandma's hand was deforming...
"Ahaha, I must be joking about that, keep talking, keep talking..."
Hei Yang pulled his mouth to signal himself to shut up: "Yeah!"
"Hmph, if you keep talking nonsense, grandma will perform a big show of old people beating children on Naihe Bridge today in front of so many dead souls."
Po Meng snorted coldly: "At that time, you will be like grandma, becoming an unprecedented person, and there will probably be no one after you. You will be spread as a legend in the three thousand worlds.
Well, it’s just that the people in the story are usually deceased!”