How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 158 He said that in the wind and rain, this little pain is nothing. Wipe away your tears and don’t be afraid...
Chapter 158 He said that in the wind and rain, this little pain is nothing. Wipe away your tears and don’t be afraid...
"How should I put it? Strictly speaking, it is better to say that this is medicinal food than cooking..."
Mrs. Meng nodded and affirmed: "In addition to filling our stomachs, the meals we cook also pay attention to the functionality of the food.
Just like Grandma's Meng Po soup, because it has to completely wash away the sweet, bitter, spicy and salty taste of the past life, and no memory can be left, so the taste may be a little unacceptable. It is even possible that this pot is sweet, and it will not taste good when you put it in the pot.
Bitter..."
"This pot smells burnt, and when you put it into the pot, it smells like paste..."
Hei Yang whispered: "I study a lot, you can't lie to me.
People’s medicated meals are full of color, flavor and taste. They are delicious and have curative effects, so they don’t taste bad..."
"..."
A few tic-tac-toes popped up on Mrs. Meng's head, and the bent spoon handle was straightened back: "We have taken this to a higher level, sacrificing taste and enhancing the efficacy. Is there any problem? Huh?"
"Don't dare to have it, who dares to have it?!
You go on, go on..."
"Huh, when it comes to this, I think you can guess it."
Po Meng snorted softly, then pinned another dead soul who wanted to run away with one finger, and forcefully drank it.
"Your little girlfriend probably wanted to fully utilize the specific effects of those ingredients, so she used that cooking method.
First of all, the heat is different. Her heat should be much stronger than ordinary cooking, and during the cooking process, spiritual power is subconsciously injected into it for catalysis, and at the same time, it is paired with condiments to complement each other.
However, this cooking technique requires constant attempts before you can achieve your goal, and the kitchen utensils used for cooking must also ensure quality.
Just like a kitchen knife, if you handle any high-level ingredients or ingredients with rough skin and thick meat in the future, will you just watch it break without defense?
There is also the pot, which is catalyzed by spiritual power and stimulated by medicinal power. When the reaction reaches a certain level, if the quality of the pot is not good, the pot will explode. This is a normal phenomenon..."
"Well..."
Hei Yang frowned: "Why does it feel so familiar..."
Po Meng: "Huh?"
Hei Yang suddenly thought of the alchemy furnace he had encountered in the royal capital that could not open the lid from the inside, and of Hong Li's frying accident, and couldn't help but fall silent.
"This, isn't this just alchemy?!"
Hei Yang's eyes widened: "We've been making trouble for a long time, but that guy is not cooking! So what effect does she want to exert?
Do you want to exert the effect of poisoning your boyfriend? She is only one step away from success!"
"I told you, she is a product of failure."
Mrs. Meng stretched out her hand, floated it up slightly, and tapped Hei Yang on the head: "Listen carefully to grandma.
Because it is a failed product, not only the medicinal effect will be wasted, but also various toxic substances will be generated under the rapid catalytic reaction. As you said, the alchemy fails and a waste elixir is produced.
Not only did it not exert its medicinal effect, but on the contrary, it consumed all the useful nutrients and left impurities behind, turning it into a pot of soup!"
"Ah, so I drank highly toxic impurities..."
Hei Yang patted his chest: "Fortunately, so Xiaoli doesn't have any problem with me, wants to poison me or something..."
"Well..."
Po Meng glanced at Hei Yang, clicked her tongue, and shook her head: "It's hard to say..."
Hei Yang: "???"
"Hey, it's hard to say anything!"
"Because grandma thinks that with your silly personality, the girls you spend time with may actually develop murderous intentions."
"Ha, then you underestimate the relationship between the two of us!"
Hei Yang confidently patted his chest: "To tell you the truth, for more than ten years, she has planned no less than a hundred assassination plans, but I have successfully resolved them all. Now she has accepted her fate, hahahaha!" <
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Po Meng: "..."
What this guy said...
Doesn’t sound like a good person!
"No matter how you look at it..."
Meng Poxun glanced at Hei Yang: "You two don't look like a normal couple. I really don't know how long you can stay together..."
"Forever and ever!"
Hei Yang showed a bright smile: "We agreed that we would never separate!"
"I still don't understand..."
Looking at Hei Yang's smiling face, Po Meng was startled, sighed, shook her head and said: "Isn't the love between men and women simply affected by hormones?
Wouldn't it be too ideal to tell stories like those in the storybooks, about "I'm willing to give everything for you"?"
"It's really ideal!"
Hei Yang nodded in agreement and said: "Why should you give up everything! If it really got to that point, I would have died in front of her!"
"Well, I can't understand, I can't understand."
Po Meng shook her head: "It's not that grandma has no feelings, it's just that she doesn't understand this so-called love!
I have seen too many examples of people who vowed to never be apart one second and then turned around and left the next second."
"Ah, you can't generalize."
Hei Yang scratched his head and whispered: "I would like to ask, grandma, have you ever been emotionally hurt during your lifetime? Well, if you don't want to answer, just pretend I didn't say anything!"
"Is there anything difficult to answer?"
Po Meng shook her head, expressionless: "It's just that I have completely forgotten about things that happened so long ago.
Sometimes, I wonder, did I really have love when I was alive? Maybe I am the kind of person who lives alone until death..."
"Oh ho!"
Hei Yang's eyes suddenly widened: "So this is what Baishi good people mean! I'm sorry, you are a good person?!"
Po Meng: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
"You..."
Hei Yang took two steps back in fear: "Public officials..."
"Never mind!"
Po Meng slammed the spoon and bowl on the table, took a deep breath, turned to look at Hei Yang, and smiled: "Are you happy? Xiao Yang, you are going to become a story."
"Gudu..."
Hei Yang swallowed hard, smiled and cried: "Don't..."
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"Ahhhhhh!"
Hei Yang jumped up suddenly, opened his eyes and howled: "I was wrong, I was wrong! Grandma, grandma, I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, wuwuwu, don't fight, don't fight..." The copper snake tilted its head: "Shasha...?"
Da Ma stared at the bloodless Hei Yang curiously: "Herod...?"
Hei Yang: "..."
Heiyang:(′?‘*)zzz
"Ahem, that..."
Hei Yang pretended to be calm and said: "I'm awake."
The copper snake looked over.
Da Ma looked over.
"Hey, hey, what are you looking at?"
Hei Yang couldn't help shouting: "I have a nightmare, can't I?!"
"Shasha..."
The copper snake spat out the message, and the little boy's voice stammered and imitated: "Grandma, grandma...I don't dare anymore...wuwuwu..."
Hei Yang: "..."
[Heiyang: Wuwuwu, Xiaoli, I was bullied!]
[Hongli: Hey? You’re alive!
I thought you had died before you came out of the shadow of losing you and were ready to face a new life!]
[Heiyang: Climb, climb, climb!]
【Hongli: Ouch.】
[Heiyang: No, don’t climb yet!]
[Hei Yang: I was bullied, didn’t you hear? Comfort me!]
[Hongli: Oh? Is there such a thing? Beat him up! Fight back hard!]
[Heiyang: Can’t beat it!]
[Hongli: Then let me help you!]
[Hei Yang: We can’t fight each other even if we are tied together, and if we fight, we will be morally condemned!]
[Hongli: So cruel? Then reason with him!]
[Hei Yang: I was the one who made the rude remarks first...]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: You... bury it... Are you cheap? This man... don't you deserve to be beaten?]
[Hei Yang: Wow, although I know this is the case, shouldn’t you help me instead of taking care of my family? For example, tell me a few lies against your will to comfort me?]
[Hei Yang: It’s like a little kid who bumped his head against someone else’s table and it hurt him, but his parents hit him on the table, saying it was because the table was bad and it hurt so and so in my family...]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Are you so naive? What, am I your mother? Sing you a nursery rhyme? Oh oh oh, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, fly away in pain~]
[Heiyang: Damn, you... are too awkward. Find someone with more positive energy, um, someone who is more mature!]
[Hongli: You are such a hard person, as if you are sick... No, you are just sick!]
[Hongli: Aha, yes, you have sung it before...]
[Hongli: He said that in the wind and rain, this little pain is nothing. Wipe away your tears. Don’t be afraid. At least we still have dreams.]
[Hei Yang: Yes! I was beaten in my dream!]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Are you so crazy!]
[Hongli: Climb! My sister is eating! I don’t have time to talk to you!]