How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 224: I used to suffer from insomnia a lot, so I just fell asleep when I wanted to after coding (bushi)
Chapter 224: I used to suffer from insomnia a lot, so I just fell asleep when I wanted to after coding (bushi)
"We're home! We're home!"
Hongli's eyes filled with tears: "Heiyang, have you seen it? We are home!"
"I'm back...I'm back..."
Hei Yang swallowed harder: "Hongli, I'm so excited, I never want to travel far away again!"
Heiyang, Hongli: "Wow, wow, so touching! (┯_┯)"
"Uh... Mom and Dad?"
Xiao Huo looked at her parents who were hugging each other with some fear. For her, who "is home wherever her parents are," it was difficult for her to empathize with this sentiment of attachment to her homeland.
"Are you okay?"
Xiaohuo asked worriedly.
"It's okay, it's okay..."
Hei Yang waved his hand and walked to the edge of the airship.
"We are just so happy..."
Hong Li trembled all over and followed her boyfriend's footsteps.
"That?"
Xiaohuo glanced at Yao Yang who was lying next to him, then looked at his parents, with confusion on his face: "What's next?"
"Let's go back and take a look first..."
Heiyang calmed down and jumped down!
"Xiao Huo, please stay here for now..."
Hong Li's words haven't finished yet, and she has disappeared.
"Ah this!?"
Xiaohuo was stunned, scratched his little red head, turned to look at Yao Yang, with a wary look on his face.
"Yes, Xiaohuo is just a foundation builder. It's scary to be with strangers at the Golden Core stage!"
"Uh..."
Yao Yang, who had been listening to the conversation of the family of three, smiled awkwardly: "Well, sister, cough... Auntie is not a bad person and will not hurt Xiaohuo, don't worry!"
"Xiao Huo doesn't believe it!"
Xiaohuo hugged himself with his arms, his face solemn and more vigilant.
"As long as Auntie kidnaps Xiaohuo and extorts ransom from her parents, she might be able to make a fortune without having to pay off the debt!"
After a pause, Xiao Huo nodded and asked Yao Yang Zhengyi: "Aren't you even tempted by this?!"
"Ah this..."
The corner of Yao Yang's mouth twitched, scratching the wound, and he took another breath of cold air.
She reported that Xiaohe, a minor, instigated her to commit a crime!
"Well, I..."
Yao Yang tried his best to squeeze out a smile and wanted to say something, but was suddenly stunned.
"Tap tap tap tap!"
In her horrified look, a group of big men in black appeared out of nowhere and immediately surrounded Xiaohuo, protecting her in the middle.
"Well..."
Duanmu Qiaofeng walked out from the side and nodded expressionlessly: "Don't be afraid, Xiao Huo, this is also in the plan!"
Yao Yang: "..."
She hasn’t done anything yet. Compared to yourself who is covered in bandages and looks miserable, you guys are more like bad people!
"..."
Stepping onto the familiar streets again, Hei Yang and Hongli felt as if they were in another world, just like lost travelers walking out of the desert and seeing an oasis, their dry hearts were nourished again.
The two looked at each other and nodded.
Hei Yang: "Everyone goes back to his own home."
Hongli: "Everyone is looking for his own mother."
"See you later!"
"..."
Hei Yang could find his home where he had lived for nearly seventeen years with his eyes closed, without any fear of being close to home. He had determined through observation that the Five Colored City was still peaceful and had not been attacked by any monsters. p>
Therefore, he can't wait to see his parents, and he can't wait to become a child in their parents' eyes...
As a golden elixir stage monk, Hei Yang could fly directly into his home, but when he was almost at the door, he dropped down without hesitation. Even though he was anxious, he had to walk back.
This is his familiar way of going home!
"Hmm... As expected, the door is indeed locked at three o'clock in the morning?"
Hei Yang smiled helplessly, looked at the old couplets on the door, took two steps back, looked at the high wall, and rolled up his sleeves.
"Okay, then go over the wall...wait!"
Hei Yang narrowed his eyes and looked at the wall: "What is that?"
Item: Barbed iron fence
Quality: Gray
Effect: Adds tearing, bleeding, tetanus and other buffs to those who try to cross.
Introduction: Because he is a law-abiding resident, the plan to quench poison on the barbs was stopped. Unfortunately...
Hei Yang: "..."
Hei Yang blinked and walked around the corner.
Forget it, he can just walk on the roof!
Item: With nail tiles
Quality: Gray
Effect: Advanced acupressure board for those who are trying to climb, acupuncture on the soles of the feet, this is nail moxibustion!
Introduction:Who is dancing on my roof?
Hei Yang: "..."
Are you aware that he is coming back and are you specifically guarding against him?
Although his father said that he would be "kicked out of the house" when he came back, he wouldn't be so cruel!
"Harm, forget it..."
He sighed, strengthened his legs, and jumped into the courtyard.
"Should I be grateful that they didn't renovate the yard?"
Black Yang showed his dead fish eyes, but fortunately no peas hit him, and no trolley came over him...
"It's just..."
Hei Yang looked at his parents' house. Some dim yellow light flickered slightly, making him frown.
"You still have the lights on? You're still up at three in the morning?"
"..."
"You must be waiting for me!"
Hong Li moved quickly in the courtyard with small steps. When she saw the bright lights in her parents' house, she was stunned for a moment. Then her heart trembled, and she was about to burst out with emotion and grievance.
"It's better to be at home. Even if they don't know the specific time of my return, they will leave a light on for me... and never go out again!"
Hongli couldn't help but be moved, moved to tears, walked quickly to the door, and knocked on the door: "Dad! Mom! It's me, Xiaoli is back!"
"..."
"Oh oh oh!"
The loud chirping broke the tranquility of the night and suddenly rang in Heiyang's ears.
"Stop yelling!"
Hei Yang looked at the rooster next to him, with a tic-tac-toe popping up above his head, and said fiercely: "It's true that I asked you to announce the dawn and guard against theft, but I didn't ask you to guard against your own family, right?"
"Oh?"
The rooster froze for a moment and made a confused sound. When he looked carefully, his eyes widened.
"Oh, little, little master... Oh, little master is back!"
"Not young anymore, seventeen already."
Hei Yang sighed, corrected the other person, and then showed a curious expression.
"So how come you have learned to speak? Who taught you?"
"Oh?!"
The rooster's comb stood up, and he became energetic after saying this!
I saw him moving slightly in the nest, removing his wings, and revealing the pheasant curled up like a little bird in his arms, his eyes full of pride.
"Xiaoyue, my, old, wife!"
"Fuck, how come you can even sleep with your wife in your arms..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched and he said fiercely: "Just wait, I will be able to do it soon!"
"Oh, I wish you good luck~"
When the rooster realized that his little master had returned, he gave up the idea of warning his family, folded his wings and curled up, and continued to sleep with his wife in his arms.
"Hey..."
Hei Yang curled his lips and walked towards the house: "Did you forget to turn off the lights, or did you say you didn't sleep? No way!"
"..."
"Da da!"
A knock on the door attracted the attention of Lan Yu, who was reading at the desk. She frowned and looked at the door, feeling wary.
"Who could it be in the middle of the night?"
"Squeak"
No matter how careful she was, there was still a lot of movement when the door was opened. Lan Yuying looked out and clenched the dagger in her sleeve, but she only saw darkness.
"Who is it? Where is the person?"
Lan Yuying was confused, and suddenly a red shadow flashed in and rushed towards her. The former was startled, raised her eyebrows, held the dagger and stabbed it with her hand, and shouted angrily: "Thieves, watch your moves!"
"Dangdang~"
Hongli opened her arms with a bright smile and flew towards her mother.
"Mom, I'm so shocked...ah!"
Then she saw a cold light flashing in front of her eyes!
Hongli: "...Happy?"
"..."
"Uh..."
Hei Yang blinked and looked at his mother who was reading at the desk. Although the book was held upside down, she was still sleeping on the table with her head tilted and her mouth seemed to be a little sparkling...
"Ah this, ah this..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, and he pulled the towel hanging next to him to wipe his mother's saliva: "Should I say you are worthy of being my mother..."
Suddenly, Qing Yiyi's fingers trembled slightly and she opened her eyes, her face full of confusion: "Ah? Ah? Ah! Who?"
Qing Yiyi was suddenly awakened by Hei Yang's movements, her body jumped away in response, and she screamed again and again.
"Who? Who? Where is Xiaori? Didn't Xiaori have any warning?"
"Hey, mom, I'm back to life."
Hei Yang smiled helplessly: "Who do you think is back?"
"Huh?!"
Qing Yiyi looked at the sound and her pupils shrank: "Son?!"
"..."
"!!!"
Only halfway through swinging the dagger did Lan Yuying see the face of the person coming, her pupils shaking: "Girl?!"
"Ahhhhhh??!"
Hongli's eyes widened and she suppressed her instinct to fight back to prevent herself from hurting her mother.
The dagger had already struck, and it was too late to stop the force, but who was Hong Li? She spun 180 degrees in the air, double jumped, and dodged the dagger easily and neatly.
"Ha!"
Seeing her mother's surprised expression, Hongli smiled proudly: "It's just like... Oops!"
"Wow, click!"
Because he jumped too high, he hit the roof with his head, and the red glass iron head crashed directly through it. His expressionless head got stuck on the roof, and his lower body was kicked around the room in front of my mother's horrified eyes.
"Grass."
Hong Li's eyes were dull, and she stretched out her hand to pull out her head. It was pulled to the ground by gravity, and lay on the floor with no resistance.
"I said mom..."
Hongli looked up at her mother with an aggrieved face: "You are really my mother..."
"Ah this..."
The expression on Lan Yuying's face froze, and she quietly threw the dagger in her hand to the ground from behind, and kicked it into the bottom of the bed.
"Ahaha, why is it Xiaoli? What a surprise..."
"No matter how fast you handle the crime tools..."
Hong Li sighed, got up from the ground, dusted herself off, pulled out the broken tiles from her hair, and looked at her mother helplessly.
"I have already hurt my lovely daughter's heart... hmm?!"
Before she finished speaking, Hongli was pulled into a warm embrace.
"..."
"I'm talking about you!"
Hei Yang spread his hands and sighed: "How could you be so careless? I didn't realize it until I walked up to you. The rooster didn't crow...huh?!"
"Son!"
Qing Yiyi hugged Hei Yang, her vigilance turned into kindness.
Following her daughter's long black hair, Lan Yuying hugged Hongli tightly: "Mom, I miss you so much!"
