How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 228 How can there be a home in this vast world? The bed is made of bricks, the pillows are tiles, and the body is covered with sunset
Chapter 228 How can there be a home in this vast world? The bed is made of bricks, the pillows are tiles, and the body is covered with sunset
"Uh huh huh ~ huh huh huh~"
At the table by the window, Hongli held her little head with one hand, the sun shining on her face, squinting her eyes comfortably, her two calves dangling under the table, and little flowers seemed to be floating on her head.
"Uh..."
Hong Xiaochen patted Lan Yuying, who was holding Xiao Huo next to her, and secretly pointed at her daughter, with a confused look on her face.
"Hey, look, what's going on with our daughter?"
Hong Xiaochen frowned: "I've been sitting there wandering around since I woke up in the morning. It's been three hours now, right?"
"What else can I do? Miss her little boyfriend. Damn girl, all she can think about now is a small penis, a small penis, a small penis, a small penis. I don't even bother to care about her."
Lan Yuying didn't take it seriously and didn't even bother to look back. She held a bowl of hot meat porridge in one hand and a small spoon in the other, smiling and handing it to Xiao Huo.
"Come on, let grandma feed you another mouthful, open your little mouth, ah——"
"Ah——"
Xiao Huo opened her mouth obediently, chewing and swallowing comfortably: "Grandma is so good!"
"Hey! Our little hot mouth is so sweet! Awesome!"
A smile bloomed on Lan Yuying's face: "One more bite, ah——"
"Ah——"
Xiaohuo touched her swollen belly and felt warm all over her body.
Kind grandma, delicious food, warm home...
Ah! Is this the paradise my mother said?
No wonder her parents desperately wanted to come back, but she had been living in hell?!
"Little fire is awesome! Come again, ah——"
"Ah——"
"Woo woo woo..."
Xiao Huo shed tears of emotion, it was so beautiful, everything was so beautiful, if this was a dream, she hoped she would never wake up!
"Ouch, I'm going to cry just to see how greedy my children are!"
Lan Yuying rubbed Xiao Huo's red hair distressedly.
"At first glance, it seems that the girl who followed Xiaoli suffered a lot and didn't eat the next meal... Poor child, look at these thin arms and legs, oh, she's all skin and bones from hunger!
Tell grandma, Xiaohuo is out with Xiaoli, how many meals a day do you eat, and do you have enough three meals?"
"Ah?"
Xiao Huo tilted his head, with a look of shock on his face: "Can you actually eat three meals a day? Are they all eating so well? It's too luxurious!"
Lan Yuying: "???"
………
"Uh huh huh ~ huh huh huh~"
Hongli hummed a tune happily, and the smile on her face never disappeared.
[Hongli: Black Yang! Black Yang! Are you awake? Are you awake?]
[Hei Yang: Well, I haven’t woken up yet. Hei Yang needs to sleep for a month or something first...]
[Hongli: Huh? You have slept for three hours. One month is too ridiculous. Cheer up!]
[Hei Yang: God slept for three hours. Sister, please speak with your soft conscience!
If I slept for three hours, who was talking to you just now!]
[Hongli: I don’t care, you can’t let me stay alone for a month, right?]
[Heiyang: Hmm...then come over and let us sleep together?]
[Hongli: Hmm...]
[Hongli: It’s not impossible, just wait, I’ll bring the quilt and pillow to find you...]
[Hei Yang: Uh... forget it, you will regret it...]
[Hongli: Huh? What’s next...]
Before she finished speaking, Hongli's body suddenly stiffened - murderous!
She turned her head stiffly, and sure enough she saw her mother looking at her with a smile, and her heart suddenly thumped: "Haha, Mom, why are you running behind me? It's so scary, haha!"
"Huh? Really?"
The upper half of Lan Yuying's face was covered by shadows, and her tone was calm: "Mom was also shocked when she heard about Xiao Huo's daily life!
Well, the letter my daughter sent me back said that I have to get up on time to eat, go to bed early and get up early every day, and have a reasonable schedule!"
"Ah this..."
Hongli showed her half-moon eyes. No, do you believe this mother? She, Hongli, can work and rest reasonably without supervision?
You might as well believe in the part about becoming the sect leader!
"Well, my God, don't listen to that damn girl Xiaohuo's lies..."
Hong Li stared blankly and said with a sneer: "Well, she likes to pretend to be pitiful and lie to others. In fact, she has a lot of food and fish every day, and she lives very comfortably! Hahahaha..."
"Haha."
Lan Yuying's face was calm, and a laughter that made Li's heart tremble came from her throat: "Hahahaha."
"Ha..."
Hongli was sweating profusely: "Hahaha..."
Lan Yuying: "Haha."
Hongli: "Haha...?"
"Woooooooooo..."
Hongli stood on the street, looking at the closed door, and burst into tears: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, this is not fair, I am also a member of the family!
I have shed sweat and tears for this family. I am the great hero. Open the door! Open the door! I want to see my bed! I want to see my bed!"
[Hongli: Wuwuwu, Heiyang, I was kicked out of my house by them and I am homeless. Can you take in the heartbroken girl?]
[Hei Yang: Well, I was kicked out of the house or something, why don’t you come and see me...]
【Hongli:?】
A quilt was wrapped around a certain Yang, lying in front of the gate of Hei's house, with a peaceful expression.
"Ah..."
Hei Yang looked at the sun in the sky and sighed: "Life is always so chaotic, but at least I can still bathe in the sunshine..."
A black shadow blocks the view.
Well, the sunshine is gone too.
"Hey, I said..."
Hong Li glared with dead eyes, looking down at Hei Yang who was peacefully on the ground, expressionless.
"Hey, brother, it's okay to lie on the ground, but let's at least find a bridge or something?
You're lying on the street right in front of your house, now everyone knows you've been kicked out!"
"What do you know!"
Hei Yang snorted softly and tightened the quilt: "I am making a silent protest to them. I want them to see their indifference and ruthlessness, and give them a chance to admit their mistakes!"
Hongli: "..."
"Then you protest slowly..."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "I'll bring a bench over and sit next to you and eat melon seeds."
"Hey, thief!"
Hei Yang couldn't help shouting: "Don't throw melon seed peels at the door of my house!"
"Where's your home, brother?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows and couldn't help but mocked: "You have nothing to do with this family anymore!"
"嘁."
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li: "Aren't you also kicked out?"
"I, my situation is different from yours..."
Hongli choked and lowered her head: "Okay, I'm kicked out too, wuwuwu..."
"Oh, Hong Li has no fighting spirit!"
Hei Yang snorted softly and wrapped himself in the quilt again: "Just wait! Soon they will open the door and beg me to come in!"
"Son! My parents can't live without you!"
Black Yang is immersed in fantasy.
"Okay, stop dreaming!"
Hongli slapped Hei Yang's fantasy bubble away and said speechlessly: "How long have you been lying here?"
"It's only five hours!"
Hongli: "..."
This one is even more of a heavyweight!
"I'd better go carry the bag of melon seeds..."
"No!"
"Then I'll bring a bag of peanuts..."
"Wow, you are such a person!"
"What's wrong with me?"
Hongli spread her hands: "I'm just doing this to you..."
"Squeak"
Before Hong Li finished speaking, the door of Hei's house was opened from the inside, and Hei Yang's parents walked out, holding shoulders and talking and laughing.
"Look!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but beam with joy, and said proudly: "I knew I was indispensable in this family, and they came to beg me to go back!"
"Hmm?"
Hong Li raised her eyebrows, and she and Hei Yang quietly watched Hei Yang's parents pass by each other without even looking at the creature lying on the ground.
Hong Li: "Pfft hahaha, Heiyang, thank you. I'm much happier now and I'm balanced instantly, hahaha!"
Hei Yang: "!!!"
"Hey! Is there a mistake?"
Hei Yang jumped out of the quilt, jumped in front of his parents with a crazy look on his face, and pointed at himself with gritted teeth.
"I'm here! Didn't you see? Aren't you here to take me home!"
"Ah!"
Qing Yiyi covered her mouth with a look of surprise.
"Isn't this that Xiaoyang from someone else? Where did it come from?"
Hei Yang: "..."
"Mom, stop being such a dramatic person."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "I won't cooperate with your performance."
"Hey, I don't know how to appreciate it."
Qing Yiyi snorted softly, hugged Hei Muguang's shoulders, and said firmly: "Although it is indeed a bit reluctant to let go, this is the only way for you to become a man from a little kid. Don't expect us to let go."
"Indeed."
Hei Muguang echoed: "When you grow up, you should do some things by yourself!"
"But..."
"Nothing to worry about."
Qing Yiyi smiled and hit Hei Yang on the shoulder: "Don't let your parents down!"
"Have I not already made you despair..."
Qing Yiyi, Hei Muguang: "..."
"Ha!"
Qing Yiyi grimaced: "So, can you ask Mr. Hei Yang to make way for us and stop blocking the road?"
Hei Yang: "..."
The heartbroken boy watched his parents leave without looking back, as helpless as a 120-pound child: "Hey! Where are you going?"
"Go to your parents-in-law's house!"
"Go and see our granddaughter Xiao Huo. We can't let Yu Ying and the others take over Xiao Huo..."
The two figures disappeared around the corner.
Hei Yang: "..."
"So love disappears, right?"
Hong Li silently walked to Hei Yang and looked into the distance side by side.
"No, love just transferred..."
"Damn little fire!"
Hei Yang clenched his fists: "She actually stole my home!"
"I told you a long time ago, that grassroots will abandon you sooner or later..."
"Woo woo woo..."
"In addition..."
Hongli asked casually: "Where is the copper snake?"
"Relax at home."
“Where is Malaysia?”
"Relax at home."
"So we are the only two who can't enter the house..."
"What else do you think?"
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"From now on..."
Hongli stretched out her hand with a tragic look on her face.
"We depend on each other for life..."
Black Yang stretched out his hand, his face full of desolation.