How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 229: If I have no place to sleep, I can only become a six-star good citizen of Five Color City
Chapter 229: If I have no place to sleep, I can only become a six-star good citizen of Five Color City
"Well, after being away for a year, I always feel that my family has changed a lot..."
Hongli and Heiyang were walking hand in hand on the street, but some doubts flashed in their eyes. She always felt that there was something different, but she couldn't tell what the difference was...
Most of the pedestrians on the street are still familiar faces, and the layout of the building has not been changed.
Even when passing by a certain alley, the big yellow dog lying down inside is still the same as in my memory.
Everything seems like it was in the past, and the memories gradually become vivid.
"So? What's wrong?"
Hongli is thinking seriously.
"There are fewer young people of the same age..."
Hei Yang's voice came faintly from beside her, and Hong Li suddenly realized: "It's true, I always feel that something is missing..."
Halfway through, Hongli suddenly became silent.
Most of those peers who disappeared died in the previous weasel incident, and there were also many people they knew or were related to.
A group of 16 or 17-year-old children, how much effort it takes to raise them to such a big age, but in the end they are gone...
"Obviously he's just a weasel in the parallel import Qi refining stage..."
Hongli whispered, feeling a little depressed.
"A beast like that can kill so many people."
"We are just lucky, otherwise it would be gone now."
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li and couldn't help but said: "And maybe buy two and get two free, plus Hei Hui and Hongqiao's two girls..."
"Then are we avenging them?"
"I guess..."
"Ouch."
Hongli nodded, feeling somewhat comforted.
In fact, if we really want to look into it carefully, Hongli Heiyang is the great hero of Five Color City. He exposed and eliminated the weasel so that the other party could not continue to harm the young people in the city...
With a little promotion and packaging, she and Hei Yang can probably debut directly.
You get a nickname or something, such as a certain young master or a certain fairy, and are sought after by thousands of people, and become famous far and wide, and then all the heroes and heroines who have committed crimes in the world come to vote for you, and you get a total of one hundred and eight... p>
Ahem, that’s what it means anyway.
However, Hong Li was very bright in her heart. Not to mention that this would make their peaceful life gone forever. From other perspectives, it would still cause a lot of trouble.
For example, they fell into the scheme of someone with ulterior motives, or a bunch of challengers appeared who wanted to step on them and become famous, etc.
Are these troubles from the outside world second, and the most frightening thing is what do parents who have lost their children think of them?
Why was it discovered so late?
Why did you become famous by stepping on his blood after my child died?
If she and Hei Yang disappeared or simply died, they might still be sung as heroes.
But while they are alive, they are destined not to become so-called heroes...
Shaking her head, Hongli didn't want to think about so many messy things. She just wanted a happy and stable life. It was enough for her to be a lazy girl, blushing and excited, relying on coquettishness, and being happy.
If you try too hard to be truthful, you will be sad...
When Hei Yang was a child, he longed to integrate into the world, but Hong Li was just the opposite. She tried to draw a boundary between the world and herself.
As long as all the troublesome things are over there, and all the happy things are over there, don't go to her or interact with others, you will either make yourself sad or make others sad...
She cut herself off from the world because the world could not tolerate her.
The boy around her can tolerate everything about her, so he becomes her world.
Upon closer inspection, Hei Yang's plan to integrate into the world failed, and Hong Li's plan to escape reality also failed... Both losers finally found their destination.
"Hey! Hey! I'm back!"
Hei Yang poked Hong Li's face with his index finger: "What are you doing, what are you thinking about?"
"Ah? Ah!"
Hongli's eyes became focused again, she patted Heiyang's paw aside and curled her lips: "Can't you be distracted?"
Hei Yang looked into Hong Li's eyes, and the latter blinked: "Ah?"
"Well..."
Hei Yang chuckled and said, "Don't always reminisce about the past like an old man, classmate Hongli?"
"Tsk, bang."
Hongli turned her head away unhappily and whispered: "Who recalls the past, as if you know me better..."
She would like to add to what she just said, it’s really annoying sometimes to have a guy who knows you very well and can see through what you are thinking at a glance!
"Remember what we came out for?"
Hei Yang asked.
"Correction."
Hongli curled her lips: "It's not that we came out, but that we were kicked out..."
"Bold Hongli, how dare you dismantle me!"
Hei Yang snorted softly: "Anyway, since we won't be allowed to stay at home anymore, let's find another place to sleep."
"So we're back to the filming location of Chapter 1?"
Hong Li turned to look at the restaurant in front of her and raised her brows: "I have a question, is this restaurant a lot newer?"
"Who knows?"
Hei Yang waved his hand: "Go in and take a look?"
"Hmm."
The layout of the restaurant has not changed much from before. The two of them habitually went to the second floor, walked to the window seat, and then...
"???"
Hei Yang and Hong Li looked at the place where they were used to sitting with question marks. The table was still the same table, and the stool was still the same stool, but why was it surrounded by railings?
"What the hell is this?"
Hei Yang scratched his head: "Is it because someone fell from the second floor window while we were away, so safety arrangements were made?"
"Hey, Hey Yang, look!"
Hongli tugged on Hei Yang's sleeve and pulled him back two steps to see clearly the wooden sign hanging on the wall next to the window.
[Famous attractions in Five Color City, Demon Slayer Tower!]
[The young girl serves chicken soup, and the evildoer reveals his true form!]
[Visiting opening hours: When the restaurant is open.]
[Only five people are allowed to visit at a time, and the visit is free.]
[Resident business: Touch the table for ten taels of silver, touch the stool for five taels of silver, please consciously keep your palms clean.]
[Special business: After paying fifty taels of gold, one person can be allowed to sit in the seat for five minutes. Additional fees will be charged for renewals, and additional fees will be charged for additional people.]
[Those who weigh more than 150 kilograms are not allowed to cross their legs, lean on the table, or...]
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
"Eh? You two guests, don't get too close to the Demon Slayer Tower!"
A figure hurriedly ran over: "This is a special scenic spot, do you want to apply...?"
Before the visitor finished speaking, after seeing Heiyang Hongli's appearance clearly, he was stunned on the spot: "Ah this, ah this?"
Hei Yang: "Haha."
Hongli: "Haha."
"This little guy looks familiar!"
The black sun reveals its dead fish eyes.
"That's right, the first line in this book is what someone said!"
Red glass reveals dead fish eyes.
"Hiss!"
The little brother took a breath. He was not sure just now, but he saw these two pairs of dead fish eyes...
"Why are you two back..."
The little brother showed a guilty expression and said with a sneer: "Haha, haha, why didn't you inform everyone? Otherwise, I would have held a big banquet to wash away the dust for the young master!"
"That's not important..."
Hei Yang squinted his eyes and saw the brand sewn on the little brother's clothes: Shopkeeper.
"Good guy, we succeeded in usurping the throne, right?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows: "The shopkeeper failed to fire you, so you killed him instead?"
"Ahaha, this, how can this be..."
The younger brother who was promoted to boss made fun of him.
"Well, the old shopkeeper is not old and has been stimulated, so he sold this restaurant to me and went home to enjoy a happy life..."
"Oh ho?"
Hei Yang said in surprise: "Good guy, you should not be judged by appearance. It turns out that this little brother is here to experience life. If you want to buy a restaurant, just buy a restaurant, awesome!"
"It's really awesome!"
Hong Li seriously echoed: "We may not be able to win this restaurant even with our combined pocket money for a year!"
"Hey, you two, please don't break me..."
The little brother smiled bitterly: "How can I experience life? The money to buy this restaurant was given by others!"
After a pause, the little brother smiled sheepishly.
"When I killed that monster, thanks to you two, because I cooperated with you two, I was regarded as your accomplice...er, lackey...
Oops, that’s not important. Anyway, I made some contributions back then, and the City Lord’s Mansion rewarded me a lot of money, so..."
Hong Li, Hei Yang: "!!!"
"Is there still money to get?!"
Hei Yang's eyes widened.
"It's broken, it's broken, it's a loss, it's a loss..."
Hongli shook her head and sighed.
"Ah this..."
The little brother often felt inferior because he couldn't keep up with the thinking of these two people. He was stunned for a moment and pointed to the seats: "Well, do you two still need to dine here?"
"Ah, of course!"
The little brother quickly added: "You two definitely don't need to pay, you can eat as much food as you want! It's all free!"
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
"Forget it, it can be considered as poverty alleviation after all..."
Hei Yang sighed and turned towards the stairs.
"Don't be unkind because of wealth, remember to do more good deeds..."
Hong Li waved her hand and followed Hei Yang, leaving the shopkeeper with a confused look on his face.
…………
"We are already the remnants of the old era."
Hongli sighed repeatedly: "In this huge five-color city, there is no place to lie flat?"
"It's not a big problem!"
Hei Yang snorted: "Let's go to the next stop!"
"Where is the next stop?"
"The Pavilion in the Heart of the Lake."
"Great idea!"
………
In the pavilion in the middle of the lake, Hongli Heiyang looked at the two people in front of him expressionlessly.
Yao Wang, the current chief elder of the Yaowang Sect, and the sect leader who is sitting in the same wheelchair as the city lord.
"That..."
The Great Elder Yao Yang looked at the two of them with some embarrassment: "The scenery here is pleasant and it is a good place to recuperate..."
"I met two fellow Taoists in Xia Shi Xing!"
Shi Xing nodded towards the two of them, showing respect: "I haven't officially thanked you for saving my life, but the great elder and I are deeply grateful!"
"Well..."
Hei Yang looked at Shi Xing's broken limbs and frowned: "Can't you heal this injury? Can you use my help?"
"Thank you fellow Taoist for your concern. I have taken the healing elixir and am just waiting for my recovery."
Shi Xing explained: "However, I used my magical power to detonate my limbs. The damage was too great. It will take some time to recover. I'm really sorry for rushing into the realm of two Taoists!"
"No, no, no, no, we are not the kings of the mountain, but the realm is not bad..."
Hei Yang waved his hand wordlessly: "Forget it, you can rest here, we two... uh, we are just passing by, passing by."
What else could he say?
When someone is so miserable, how can he still say: "Go cool down and make room for me to sleep!"
"We have already contacted our fellow disciples..."
Yao Yang looked at Hongli and explained: "As soon as the Heavenly Dog died, the monsters it had covered up with its magical power were quickly found by fellow Taoists from Wuliang Sword Sect and Five Elements Sect.
In addition to the Tengu, there were two Nascent Soul monsters that broke into our human territory, and they have all been killed now.
The sect is now counting the number of casualties, and is sorting out the sect leader's notes with the help of the former great elder.
When everything settles down, they will bring the ransom...er, I mean, bring the compensation and give it to you two, and then we will leave on our own."
"Specific time?"
Hongli looked serious, she is not that easy to fool.
"Maximum deadline?"
"Well, I can definitely come before the new year!"
After a pause, Yao Yang added: "I guarantee that not one spirit stone will be missing two bits!"
"That's pretty much it..."
Hong Li sighed and turned to Shi Xing who was standing aside. This guy almost killed both her father and Hei Yang's father. If it wasn't because he didn't mean it, she would have been chopped up by him by now...
Now she and Hei Yang just want compensation, which is really interesting!
When Hei Yang described the scene at that time, she was frightened and full of fear.
For this reason, they also sent a special message to thank Elder Huo Le. If he hadn't reminded him in time...
Hong Li went to the sea with a gun to save the elders, and now the elders helped them save their families.
Cultivation is about cultivating the original mind without moving, rather than cultivating to be indifferent and ruthless. Don’t the immortals in myths also pay attention to human relations and sophistication?
………
"What now?"
After leaving the Huxin Pavilion, Hongli looked at Hei Yang helplessly: "Are we really going to sleep on the street now?"
"Ah, this doesn't mean it doesn't mean..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, and he suddenly thought of something: "Well, where is our airship? Can't we rest inside?"
"Na."
Hong Li opened her palm and showed the shrunken mini airship in front of Hei Yang: "If you fly an airship in the city, do you want to become an outlaw?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang's eyes moved up, imagining driving an airship and rampaging through the city...
"Hiss——"
"Let's see?"
Hongli rolled her eyes: "You can't speak without thinking!
Besides, the operation of the airship consumes spiritual stones, which is more expensive than any rent, you prodigal man!"
"This is what happened..."
Hei Yang sighed and pulled out a folded map from his arms: "Do you still remember what our parents told us, let us move out and live in a new home of our own."
"Yes!"
Hongli suddenly realized: "So where is our new home? They promised it!"
Hei Yang: "Uh, we haven't started building yet!"
Hong Li: "???"
"Because they don't know where we like to live or what kind of house we want..."
Hei Yang unfolded the map. It was the map of Five Color City, except that there were patches of green vacant land marked on it.
High places, on flat land, by rivers, near forests, on the outskirts of cities, in the center of cities...
"Let us pick a random piece of land from the Wuse family."
Heiyang fully unfolded the map on the ground and pointed at the gray mark: "This is someone else's vacant land, but we can negotiate terms."
"What about this red area?"
Hongli frowned: "Is this land occupied or used by people?"
"See for yourself!"
Hei Yang pointed out speechlessly: "Your home, my home, the city lord's mansion, other people's homes..."
After a pause, Hei Yang looked around a few times, then lowered his voice and whispered: "But my parents said that if they really like the red site, they can spend money to buy it down..."
"Hiss!"
Hongli took a breath: "Damn rich man!"
Hei Yang nodded: "Indeed, the hateful privileged class!"
"Fortunately we are the beneficiaries."
"Indeed!"
"So..."
Hongli pointed to the location of her home and raised her eyebrows: "If I choose my home, will my parents move out to make room for us?"
"You are so filial to me, Miss Hongli."
"I'm just curious."
Hongli rolled her eyes and pointed to an open space with a green sign.
"Look at what it looks like here. It covers an area of about two acres.
The terrain is high, the view is wide, the creek passes by, the vegetation is dense, and it is far away from the busy city, so it is relatively quiet."
"Well..."
Hei Yang touched his chin and frowned: "It's good to be away from the busy city, but it's quite far away from our parents' house. It's not convenient for us to visit each other..."
"Please, good brother, we are golden elixir stage monks and we can fly!"
"Oh ho, that's okay!"
"So..."
Hongli tilted her head: "When can we pack our bags and move in?"
"Don't ask me, I have no experience."
Hei Yang spread his hands: "My house is older than me."
"What a coincidence, isn't it?"
Hong Li said helplessly: "Then what should we do? We have chosen a land but no house. We can't just open our eyes and see the stars in the sky, right?"
"It seems quite romantic!"
"You're so romantic!"
Hongli frowned: "By the way, will the recruitment team of the Five Elements Sect be here in less than half a month?"
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Hei Yang said doubtfully: "Don't tell me that you want to follow us again. It took a lot of effort for us to get back."
"Bah, who wants to go back?"
Hongli waved her hand: "I want to send a message to the Tulou elder and ask him to send a few Tulou senior brothers to help. In this way, it can be done in a meal, right?"
"Great idea!"
Hei Yang's eyes lit up: "Smart, Xiaoli!"
"Hey, of course!"
Hongli showed a funny expression: "As the leader of the sect, it's not too much to ask the disciples to help with a little effort, right?"
"It's not too much at all!"
Hei Yang hugged Hong Li and kissed her directly: "I love you to death, Xiao Li!"
"Ahem..."
Hongli's face turned slightly red and she pretended to be calm: "The credit for this must belong to my fellow Tubu brothers. If you want to thank them, just thank them."
"Uh... Then I love them to death?"
"Climb!"
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Don't make me say dirty words!"
"Just kidding, just kidding, hehe."
"You said, do you want to find some senior sisters from Mube?"
"What a great idea! Turn that other cheek and I'll love you again!"
"Ouch..."
………
Hong Li pushed Hei Yang away with a flushed face and coughed twice: "In this case, there is only one last question left!"
"What's the problem?"
"In this half month..."
Hongli looked solemn and said: "Where should we live?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang's expression condensed: "Under the bridge?"
Hongli: "..."
"I think I'd better go back and beg my parents for mercy..."
Hongli curled her lips: "You can live in the bridge cave by yourself!"
"Wow! Xiaoli, how could you do this!"
Hei Yang's eyes widened: "Do you want to compromise with the evil patriarchal class?
Don’t you want to lose the struggle? Don’t you want to protect your personal dignity?”
"Do I still have to think about this in front of my parents?"
"Uh, that's right..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, then gritted his teeth and showed a determined expression: "Actually, there is another way!"
"Huh?"
Hongli grabbed her collar and asked Heiyang: "What can I do?"
"The solution is..."
Gray mist filled the air, shrouding the two of them. On the other side, Black Sun looked at Hongli.
"That's right! I'm sleeping on the other side. No one can come in except us without permission!"
Hongli: "..."
"Brother..."
"What's wrong, sister?"
"I beg you to find a place to sleep in a more remote place!"
Hong Li gritted her teeth and said, "Is this any different from sleeping in a mass grave?!"
"Of course!"
"Ah?"
"In the final analysis, mass graves are still in the earthly world..."
Hei Yang made a serious comparison: "And our other shore is more underworld!"
(Grandma Meng showed a happy smile)
Hongli: "..."
"Haha, goodbye, I want to go home."
Hong Li slapped Hei Yang's gray mist away, and pulled Hei Yang home: "Come with me and cry to your parents and pretend to be pitiful. If your parents soften their hearts, they will definitely let us in!
”
"No, stop!"
Hei Yang struggled with a ferocious face: "Don't take me to see them, I won't bow my head and admit defeat!"
"But I didn't use any force..."
Hongli let go of her hand and watched with a speechless expression as Hei Yang "struggled" and moved towards home: "Hey, hey, it's almost done, don't make it more difficult for yourself!"
"Ahem..."
Hei Yang's face turned slightly red, and he stood up straight and walked towards home: "Well, if I think about it again, I think I still have to take my family's Xiaoli's feelings into consideration, so I made this decision that goes against my heart."