How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 231 Perhaps only a small dark room can make people become diligent... No! It cannot restrain a free soul!
Chapter 231 Perhaps only a small dark room can make people become diligent... No! It cannot restrain a free soul!
"Um, on which floor should I put this "The Murder Detective Collection: The Beheaded Minotaur"?"
Hei Yang dangled the book in his hand, turned to look at Hong Li who was classifying seriously, and shouted again: "Hey, Xiao Li? Please answer if you hear me!"
"Well, the biography of cultivating immortals...a collection of fables..."
Hong Li's eyes moved up slightly, and then nodded affirmatively: "Oh, yes, it's here...ah? What did you say, Hei Yang?"
"I'm talking about this one."
Heiyang shook helplessly: "Where to put it?"
"Oh ho, second floor."
"Okay!"
Seeing Hei Yang easily placing the books on the upper floor without stepping on the stool, Hong Li showed an envious expression in her eyes: "Hei Yang, let's discuss something?"
"Hmm?"
Hei Yang carefully arranged the books without turning his head: "Say."
"That, is..."
Hongli laughed twice: "When I was in the Five Elements Sect, I learned about a strange object called "The happiness of one person is not as good as the happiness of everyone". One of its functions is to transfer the height of others to one's own body.
Look, can you give me a few centimeters evenly?
Really, it doesn’t take much, I’ll be satisfied if I can reach about 165 centimeters in my life!”
"Uh..."
Hei Yangxian looked at Hong Li, sighed, and said sincerely: "To be honest, you are already of average height, and your body proportions are quite good-looking. If you suddenly add a few centimeters, it will look inconsistent." After a pause, Hei Yang spread his hands and said: "Besides, if you can fly, are you afraid of height restrictions?"
"That's different. I'm a human being, not a dead soul. How can I keep floating..."
"Who told you that only dead souls can float, like tornadoes, Ohnomu, cough..."
Hei Yang suddenly laughed out loud. Looking at Hong Li's confused eyes, he smiled and waved his hand: "Well, I'm sorry, I suddenly had some inexplicable associations..."
"Hey, I'm talking about another world again..."
Hongli curled her lips: "You haven't told me yet, you've obviously been very patient in telling me before..."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, waved his hand, and explained: "I saw the character I mentioned in your comic book, so I didn't tell you in advance!
When the time comes, you will find it yourself, and then you will suddenly realize that it will definitely be better than me describing it to you in words now, with a knowing smile or something, right?"
"Well, this means..."
Hongli's eyes widened: "Have you read it all in advance?
Hey, it’s a shame that I still wanted to save it until I could watch it with you!”
"No, I have only seen a small part of it..."
Hei Yang spread his hands: "I haven't heard of the others. Otherwise, they have been updated in the past ten years, or they are comics from other worlds. You can rest assured.
Besides, more than ten years have passed, what else can I remember?"
"Well, that's right!"
Hongli breathed a sigh of relief, frowned and thought about it, but still felt a little unsafe, and suddenly her eyes lit up.
"Hey, why don't you go find Grandma Meng and have a few sips of soup or something, forget all about it, and then you'll have a new happiness!"
"While we're at it, what should we do if we drink too much?"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and was too lazy to talk to Hong Li.
"But when it comes to this, it's true..."
Hongli touched her chin and frowned: "Should I ask the carpenter to help me build a cabinet specifically to store comics?"
"I feel it's enough."
Hei Yang pointed to the room and gestured to Hongli: "Look at your room, you have trouble putting that small bed. I am still thinking about whether the bed can sleep two people at night!
When you're here, you can add another cupboard, and we won't even have a bed to sleep on!"
"Are you stupid?"
Hong Li rolled her eyes and said speechlessly: "I will definitely go with you to my new home when the time comes. I will book a bookstore larger than this one and fill it with as much as I want to satisfy my collecting habit! <
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Well, how do you say that? Yes, there are a lot of them!"
"Uh..."
Hei Yang scratched his head and came up with an idea: "Actually, if it doesn't work, it wouldn't be impossible if you put it all in a storage bag, right?"
"That's not possible, it will all be messed up all at once, and it doesn't look good!"
Hong Li stretched out a finger and gestured: "Think about it, when people enter our house and walk to the mistress's bookstore, wow, your house has so many books, what a cultural atmosphere!"
"Come on, when I took it out and took a look, it didn't look serious."
Hei Yang couldn't help complaining: "Actually, I think it would be better to make the bed bigger, and then stuff books into the cabinet under the bed or on the bedside. Wouldn't it be more convenient?"
"Oh, yes!"
Hongli's eyes lit up: "Big bed!"
"Black Sun!"
Hong Li was suddenly excited: "I want a big bed. One of my childhood dreams was to have a very big bed that would not fall down no matter how hard I rolled. Well, it should be at least a thousand square meters!"<
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"Oh, I won't be able to find you when I wake up. I don't know where you went."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and refused: "I think it's okay to be big in the general sense. There's no need to deal with the flashy ones."
"How will you know if you don't try?"
Hongli still refused to give up: "Well, I remember, when we were competing in the ring before, there was a senior sister from Mube. When she raised her hand, she could see towering trees and everything. If I asked her to come, it would be easy to build a thousand-square-meter bed.
Let’s do it!”
"Where are the sheets? Where's the quilt? Where's the mattress?"
Heiyang Soul Third Company: "Besides, why do people take time out of their cultivation time to come over and help you make a bed? You don't want to use your status as the sect leader to oppress others, do you?"
"Look what you said, am I the kind of guy who bullies others?"
Hong Li said unhappily: "Can't we just ask senior sister to do it directly in the sect and ask someone to deliver it to us?
Well, let’s not talk about favors. Let’s forget about repaying a favor. But when the time comes, I will make an offer that she can’t refuse. Are you afraid that she won’t be able to invite her?”
Hong Li smiled proudly: "As long as the conditions are sufficient, I will invite Elder Mu to come over for you!"
"It's up to you. It's rare for you to be so decisive, so I don't care."
Hei Yang waved his hand: "But don't think so much now, there is still half a month left, let's think about how to spend it first!"
"Hey, if it really doesn't work, I'll just sleep for half a month, and when I wake up, my new home will be built!"
Hongli put her hands on her hips and showed a confident expression: "No problem at all!"
"What Sleeping Beauty..."
Hei Yang shook his head, walked to Hong Li, ignored the opponent's resistance, and used a head-touch attack on him (you absolutely cannot escape this technique)!
"For us, we are very lucky to have this cabin now. We must know how to be content!"
"Well..."
Hongli's eyes moved up and she shook her head, but still couldn't shake the big hand on her head. She sighed and gave up resistance.
"Damn it, why do they live in big houses and we can only huddle here, wuwuwu... I want to create a world without big houses!"
"Boom!!!"
As soon as Hong Li finished speaking, a muffled sound reached her ears. The books on the bookshelf that had just been placed bounced out, and the whole room seemed to be shaking.
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li in shock: "That's not it, sister?"
"I didn't do it! I didn't know! I'm innocent!"
Hongli's eyes widened and she denied it three times. The two looked at each other and rushed out of the room at the same time...
------Digression------
When did a machete suddenly appear in front of my eyes, and I cut off the head of the cow with pure love, everyone looked happy.
When Shui Qun accidentally saw the Minotaur plot, his Taoist heart was damaged, and it took him a long time to recover... Damn it! The pure love warrior is the best in the world!