How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 242: Human desires are endless. When you fish for five minutes, you will fish for another ten minutes!
Chapter 242: Human desires are endless. When you fish for five minutes, you will fish for another ten minutes!
On the gray ground, Hongli walked slowly.
"That's very strange. Is this my dream?"
Hongli looked around with confusion on her face. The powerful mental perception of Jindan period allowed her to confirm that she was in a dream, and she could even vaguely feel the sleeping body in the outside world.
But if this is her dream...
"Why is there nothing in this gray sky?"
Hongli looked around at the environment that seemed like "the picture rendering failed" and "the picture material was lost", and her face was full of displeasure.
"Even if you don't dream about flocks of black suns, you should still dream about milk ponds, meat forests, blue skies and white clouds, right?
Could it be said that my imagination has become barren and barren?"
Hongli couldn't help but shiver and shook her head quickly.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible, how could my interesting soul let my imagination dry up!"
Hongli clenched her fists: "I...huh?"
Hong Li was suddenly startled and subconsciously touched her forehead. She felt inexplicably happy and felt a little itchy on her neck.
"This is, um..."
Hongli's eyes suddenly widened and she realized something: "Oh! Black Sun!"
On the bench of the Huxin Pavilion, Hei Yang quietly looked at the falling snow outside the pavilion. Suddenly he felt the girl in his arms tremble. He couldn't help but frown and gently lifted the quilt.
In her sleep, Hongli's eyes were closed tightly, her brows were slightly furrowed, and her expression seemed a little unhappy.
"Huh?"
Hei Yang showed a puzzled expression and gently put his palm on his girlfriend's forehead, worried: "Have you had a nightmare?"
Heiyang concentrated his attention and gently rubbed the girl's brow to promote blood circulation in the brain.
I still remember that when Xiaoli had nightmares, he always did this. Speaking of which, it was Aunt Yuying...well, it was his mother-in-law who taught him.
Thinking about the skills he learned, Hei Yang patiently massaged his girlfriend's head, trying to relieve her mental pressure.
Not long after, the sleeping Hongli's brows gradually relaxed, and her somewhat tense body gradually relaxed. The corners of her mouth were raised slightly, showing a cute expression of comfort and enjoyment. Her little head unconsciously moved towards Hei Yang's arms, and she rubbed her forehead gently.
Holding his palm, it seems that he has come out of the nightmare.
"Hey."
Hei Yang smiled proudly and suddenly caught a glimpse of bright light. He tilted his head and saw that the silver necklace worn around Hong Li's neck slipped out from the collar and was dangling by his ears. The former helped it return to its original position.<
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"Hmm..."
In the dream, Hong Li closed her eyes comfortably, stood on tiptoes unconsciously, shook her little head from side to side, and the gray surrounding environment became a little clearer.
A warm feeling spreads from my forehead, gradually making my whole body warm. I want to empty my mind, think about nothing, think about nothing...
The whole body is relaxed, and even the subconscious incarnation in the dream is thinking slower and slower, until it completely loses consciousness...
"Uh, uh, ah?"
Hong Li in the dream suddenly opened her blurred eyes, and the warmth on her forehead left again. The feeling of loss made her involuntarily stretch out her arms, trying to grasp the feeling of comfort and peace of mind, but she failed. p>
"Uh-huh..."
Hongli stayed there quietly, and it took a long time before she came back to her senses. She couldn't help but curl her lips, pretending not to care.
"What, it's just Hei Yang touching someone's forehead outside..."
"..."
"Well, wait, who am I trying to show off to you? This is my dream..."
Hong Li, who suddenly realized this, sighed and said aggrievedly: "What? Why did Stinky Heiyang suddenly move his hand away again? It was obviously very comfortable..."
"Oh, yes, I fell asleep lying in Heiyang's arms, intimate contact!"
Hong Li reacted and widened her eyes.
"My lovely girlfriend, who is beautiful, kind-hearted, strong, brave, smart, witty, steady and gentle... is currently lying in Hei Yang's arms!
So, will he have a wolfish temper or something, and then do some little tricks that will make people blush, blush, and make their heart beat?”
Hong Li showed a headache, and the intimate relationship between her and Hei Yang seemed to have entered a bottleneck period.
It’s not that we’re not close enough, but as a couple, we should be closer!
Next year she will marry Hei Yang and officially become husband and wife!
Get married!
Before that, there should be a natural transition stage, right?
Even if you don’t do that first, you can still do that, that and that!
But she and Hei Yang seem to be stuck?
Just like the progress bar loaded to 98%, then stopped, turning and turning, turning and turning, buffering...
Obviously, she knows that she can do this and that, and Hei Yang also knows that she can do this and that, but she doesn’t know whether it’s because she’s shy or because she cares about the other person’s feelings. No matter what, I can’t stand my ground...
This can’t go on like this!
A cutie like Hei Yang was born to be eaten by Sister Hongli!
Therefore, we must create opportunities even if there are no opportunities!
She hinted so clearly that she threw herself into her arms!
Look, there is a sleepy Hongli in front of her, her protein...
Bah, she has no ability to resist now. Even if she is bullied by Hei Yang, she can only endure it silently, secretly enjoying herself... and feeling sad!
Although shyness will definitely make you shy, but...it sounds exciting!
Unfortunately, in terms of progress in this aspect, it is more difficult for childhood sweethearts than ordinary lovers.
Because the two of them are so familiar with each other that they have developed a certain degree of immunity to each other...
Anyway, we can’t let her take the initiative, right?
She has already given it all for free!
As expected, this guy Hei Yang is so useless, damn it!
"Harm..."
Hongli sighed: "Forget it, take your time, he can't escape anyway, it's just a matter of time to subdue him..."
Putting aside this idea for the time being, Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes and looked away.
"So, what the hell is this big round ball that suddenly appeared just now!"
I saw a huge ball floating quietly in the air, with light groups flashing around it from time to time, which looked familiar to Hongli.
"Well, could it be..."
Hong Li frowned and took a dozen steps back. Finally she saw the big round ball in full view and couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.
"Good guy, isn't this the golden elixir that was the enemy of Hei Yang and me!"
As for why Hongli can recognize that this is her golden elixir at a glance, it is because hers and Hei Yang’s golden elixir are a bit special.
In other words, their golden elixir is golden, and hers... is half vermilion and half black!
The flames are burning on the vermilion part, and there are deep ripples on the black part.
On the day Hongli broke through the golden elixir stage, the "golden elixir" condensed by her and Hei Yang turned into this thing.
The two clever heads turned around and roughly guessed that the vermilion part was influenced by Hong Li, while the black part was caused by Hei Yang.
The two of them were a little panicked at first. After all, the real thing was different from what was advertised in the spiritual practice world, and people couldn't help but suspect that it was a fake.
But after calming down, I discovered that this small black and red pill not only can play the role of a golden elixir, but also "one elixir is stronger than two elixirs".
The red and black elixir condensed by the two people seems to have the effect of one plus one being greater than two.
And the big ball in front of me, regardless of its size, is exactly the same as the wronged golden elixir in other aspects!
The ball is surrounded by eight streams of light, and at the connection between the vermilion part and the black part, there is also a stream of light penetrating through it.
There are a total of nine streams of light and nine magical powers.
When you realize through practice and mobilize these nine streams of light to merge into the "Golden elixir", the practice of the Golden elixir realm will be completed.
At this time, at the first level of the golden elixir, the extremely intelligent and magical power has been integrated into the "golden elixir", which is the stream of light sandwiched in the middle.
The remaining eight magical powers are still in a free state. Although each one is very strong, it is difficult to create the kind of linkage between them that multiplies the effect.
The golden elixir realm is used to integrate and understand one's previous accumulation and foundation. When the time is ripe, the elixir will break through the knot and become a great monk in the Yuanying realm.
"I understand. If I'm not careful, I'm on the verge of a breakthrough again."
Hongli nodded clearly and sighed.
"It's so miserable for me. I slept beautifully in my boyfriend's arms, and ended up being arrested and taken to practice."
But the feeling has come, and sooner or later there will be a breakthrough.
Hongli calmed down her mind, adjusted her emotions a little, and looked at the eight streams of light around her.
Shenyin, instant kill, no confusion, exile, white horse, nirvana, the other shore, devil's heart.
The understanding and comprehension of these magical powers in his mind is rapidly increasing, and the aura on Hongli's body is becoming more and more powerful, making people feel frightened when they look at it.
If it manifests itself to the outside world, it would be...
"Brother Heiyang, give me a hug, just give me a hug!"
Hongli closed her eyes and turned over, waving her two thin arms and talking in her sleep with a somewhat aggrieved tone.
"We are already a couple, why don't you give me a hug!"
"Ah, okay, okay, let's not just hug you once, but hug you several times."
Hei Yang closed his eyes and pulled Hong Li's arm over like a coaxing child. He gently moved his legs, took his girlfriend into his arms, and patted her back slowly.
"Okay, okay, it's okay. Go to sleep."
"Okay..."
In the dream, Hongli felt inexplicably more and more happy, and an idea flashed in her mind.
At first, I was not sure which magical power to move, but at this moment, I felt like I was blessed. As soon as I thought about it, one of the eight magical powers was pulled by the red glass and stopped suddenly.
The streamer in front suddenly braked, and the streamer chasing behind him turned his steering wheel sharply to avoid the tragedy of a rear-end collision.
"Well..."
Hong Li looked at Liu Guang, who was controlled by her, thoughtfully.
"Is it a magical power? As long as it is completely integrated into the pill, you can break through, right?"
Hong Li breathed a sigh of relief and carefully manipulated Liu Guang to approach Danwan. When she was about to approach the vermilion part, her heart suddenly moved, her hands shook in a strange way, and Liu Guang suddenly turned around and turned his head.
Plunged into the black part!
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Helping his girlfriend to cover the blanket again, Heiyang turned to look at the scenery outside the pavilion again, but his pupils were blurred, and he was obviously distracted, and he didn't really look at the scenery in detail.
"Actually, if these days go by like this, it's still acceptable."
Hei Yang murmured in a low voice. He was leisurely and at ease, with his girlfriend in his arms and no worries about food and clothing. Besides being homeless, what else could he be dissatisfied with?
Well, if you think about it this way, he does still have many wishes that he wants to realize. People's desires are always endless, and Hei Yang also loves to dream.
However, although Hei Yang wanted a lot, Hei Yang was too lazy to realize it, so he just thought about it.
As long as he can live a stable life with his relatives and friends, that is his greatest wish.
I used to often hear inspirational stories about how successful people fought against the odds when they were young, how they left their hometowns, and finally achieved success...
Well, how can I put it this way, Hei Yang always felt frightened when watching it, and he would be doomed if he made a wrong step, but he didn't feel any motivational effect.
The big guys who have successfully obtained the chicken blood cry out that they are real men, saying that as long as I am like him, I can do anything...
When Hei Yang looked at it, he only had one thought in his mind: Wow, wow, this is a human being!
Ahem, so Hei Yang knows that he prefers a stable life over those risky adventures.
He likes the kind that everything goes according to plan, and the occasional little troubles or surprises are just the spice of life and will not cause too many twists and turns in his life.
The human stomach is only so big, no matter how expensive or good the food is, it can only hold so much...
Hei Yang was thinking wildly when suddenly his hair stood on end and he shuddered: "Hiss!"
"How do I feel..."
Hei Yang blinked: "Why does it feel like something has been stuffed into the golden elixir in the Dantian?"
[Your contract partner (Hong Li) has successfully attracted the magical power Shen Yin (Purple) for you, and the magical power is transforming and merging...]
"Success will pull you..."
Hei Yang took a deep breath, lowered his head, gently lifted the blanket, looked at Hong Li who was sleeping soundly, a tic-tac-toe popped up on his head, stretched out his two hands, put Hong Li on his lap, and breathed deeply
One breath.
"Red! Li!"
"Ah!!!"
Hong Li's eyes widened suddenly, she lay down on her back and bumped into Hei Yang's head.
"Bang!"
"Grass!"*2
"It hurts so much!"*2
"What the hell are you doing!"*2
"I should ask you what you are doing!"
Hei Yang put Hongli on his lap and held down her shoulders with a grumpy look.
"Explain it? What is the magical power of traction? What's going on? You can't even sleep well, right?"
"Aha?"
Hongli scratched her head, looked down at her body, then looked around, and a string of question marks popped up on her head.
"Hei Yang? Are you talking? Where the hell have you gone?
Hmm, it’s soft under your butt, are these your legs?”
"If it's not my leg, is it still yours?"
Hei Yang gritted his teeth and stretched out his hands, pinched Hongli's cheeks, and twisted them up and down and left and right.
"Ah, pretending, right? Keep pretending?"
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, I'm sure it is, it's Hei Yang..."
Hong Li was forced to shake her head, stretched out her hand to fumble, and successfully pinched Hei Yang's ears and pulled them to both sides.
"Also, Hei Yang, let me go first. I really can't see where you are..."
"Why can't you see me? Are you blind?"
Hei Yang tilted his head back hard and gritted his teeth.
"You, don't pull my ears, let go first!"
"You, let go!"
"Let go!"
"You let go!"
"Let go together!"*2
"Okay!"*2
"Well, it's really..."
Hong Li curled her lips, rubbed her red face, and said speechlessly: "My lovely girlfriend's face is for kissing, not for you to rub and pinch!"
"I don't want to separate my ears from my head."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, thinking of the previous prompt message, and showed a suspicious expression: "You really can't see me?"
"Hmm."
Hongli patted Hei Yang's leg with a curious expression.
"I can only feel your presence tentatively, and then I can hear your active sounds and hurt each other, but I can't feel anything else. Even the smell of laziness is gone."
After a pause, Hongli suddenly realized something and widened her eyes.
"Is it because I gave you the magical power of Shenyin, so you became invisible?
So, I lost my boyfriend? Stop it!"
"You are gone, I am fine."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, carefully felt the condition of his body, and nodded: "Well, I understand, I need to completely integrate this magical power into the injustice pill. During this period, if the magical power loses control, this is it.
It looks good."
"Huh, that means you can still change back, right? It would be great if you can change back."
Hong Li took a long breath, suddenly thought of something, her eyes flickered, and she activated her magical power, finally seeing the black sun that was vaguely like a phantom beneath her.
Uh...and Hei Yang's handsome face.
"You can see me this way, right?"
Hei Yang saw a faint red light emerging from Hong Li's eyes and knew that the other party also used magical powers.
"So, what on earth are you doing?"
Hei Yang pinched Hong Li's shoulders and said speechlessly.
"I gained enlightenment in a dream or something, and then my magical powers suddenly went wild and out of control for no apparent reason?"
"Ah, don't I think of integrating another magical power into that great wronged person's golden elixir?"
Hong Li curled her head away and turned her head away guiltily. Then Hei Yang forcibly pulled her back, leaving her with a speechless expression.
"Then, I suddenly had a whim during the fusion, and merged that magical power into your part. I didn't think much about it at the time, but looking back now, I was really smart."
"What's witty?"
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "Did you kill your handsome boyfriend with wit?
Wow, Hongli, if you can't see my handsome face for a while, how will you live?"
"Hey, don't you understand?"
Hong Li showed a funny expression: "I gave you my magical power. If you want to get rid of the magical power and go berserk, you have to work hard to understand the fusion and improve your cultivation. Only in this way can you get out of this state."
"That is to say..."
Hong Li chuckled and said, "Now you can't do it if you don't practice hard, otherwise you will be transparent in the eyes of everyone except me!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang finally realized the seriousness of the matter. If he could not be seen all the time, wouldn't it be...
"Uh..."
Hei Yang tilted his head: "What does that matter? Anyway, I usually don't go out, I just stay with you!
So, it doesn’t matter whether I practice or not. If it likes to run rampant, just let it run rampant, and it won’t affect me.”
"Huh?"
Hongli's eyes widened: "Can it still be like this?"
"What if?"
Hei Yang paused and suddenly showed a funny expression: "And, if this happens, doesn't it mean that I can go home and live openly?"
"You dare!"
Hong Li turned around, ran behind Hei Yang, and strangled the other man's neck tightly with both hands.
"Don't leave me alone!"
"Then you also use Shenyin? Let's go back together?"
"My magical power goes crazy and cannot be used."
"That's okay."
"What do you mean it's okay!"
Hong Li's eyes widened, and the arm holding Hei Yang's neck tugged hard, making a crisp "click" sound.
"Ouch!!!!"
Hei Yang screamed: "Smelly Hongli, what are you doing, murdering your husband, right?"
"Oh, since you don't take the initiative to fuse magical powers, then you might as well not do it!"
Hong Li hummed softly: "I'll help you once and for all. As long as you die, the magical power will stop."
"Fuck, why do I need to die?"
"Don't worry, I will carry your body with me, and I will take it with me when I bathe and sleep. Heiyang, you are not dead, you just stay with me like you are not breathing!"
"What a yandere..."
When Hong Li wasn't paying attention, Hei Yang threw her over her shoulder. As the latter screamed, he threw her off her back, and then he held her in his arms and controlled her firmly.
"Oh, that's it?"
Hei Yang smiled disdainfully: "Continue to be crazy?"
"Well, that..."
Hongli, who was hugged tightly, felt her boyfriend's breath close at hand, and her face slowly turned red. This time, it was the living Heiyang who took the initiative to hug her, and hugged her so tightly that she was squeezed...a big improvement.
!
Thinking of this, Hongli's body softened, showing an expression of exhaustion and unwillingness.
"Well, I am already a candle in the wind, unable to resist Black Sun... No, I am unable to resist my husband's bullying...
Damn it, what should I do? I'm going to do something very extreme. Don't even think about it. Even if you do this or that, I won't give in, hum!"
Hei Yang: "???"
－－－－－－Digression－－－－－－
June 5th, the weather... I didn’t go out, I don’t know, it’s probably sunny.
After watching an inspirational movie, my determination climbed up my spine, and I decided to work hard to code. I got up early and stayed up late at night, working hard to stimulate my buttocks.
Probably... let's go have breakfast first... I'm too lazy to eat, so I'll sleep for a while... Well, try your best!