How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 243: There were all kinds of people in the first few hours, but soon they became all kinds of people...
Chapter 243: There were all kinds of people in the first few hours, but soon they became all kinds of people...
"Well..."
Hei Yang was startled, and lifted up the long hair from the girl's forehead. Seeing Hong Li's shy and cute little face, he couldn't help but feel a little dazed.
"Speaking of..."
Hei Yang's voice sounded softly in his ears.
"Huh?"
Hong Li, who was feeling a little nervous, raised her head. Before she could see clearly, a warm hand covered her head and stroked it gently.
"It's been many years since I saw you, Xiaoli, looking so weak."
Hei Yang sighed a little.
"It reminds me of the little sister who was always following me.
Xiao Hongli, who was like a brother to me and was very dependent on me, disappeared without realizing it.
Brother Hei Yang has also become the stinky Hei Yang. The world is really in decline, and people’s hearts are not as good as they used to be."
"Ah this..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment, thinking of her past self, she couldn't help but curl her lips.
"Was Xiao Hongli easy to bully in the past?
The little girl was toyed with and applauded by Hei Yang who had reopened her life. I feel pitiful just thinking about it."
"Hey, hey, don't recall false plots that never happened."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "When did I bully you when you were a child? I really took care of you as my little sister back then.
As a result, I don’t know why, but the child became rebellious as he was raised, and the original awe for Brother Heiyang was gone.”
"Is it better to look for problems within yourself?"
Hongli put her head on Heiyang's shoulder, smelled the reassuring smell, and argued in a low voice.
"You have to know that ninety percent of the responsibility for me becoming this kind of character lies with you, okay?
I have trained this cute little loli since childhood, and I really have your Ao Heiyang!"
"What the hell, don't talk nonsense!
If someone who didn’t know heard about it, they immediately reported me and put me in jail.”
Hei Yang couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, inserted his fingers into Hong Li's long hair, and gently played with it.
"You have to understand that at that time, you had an upright and reliable brother by your side to accompany you when you were growing up. I don't know how many detours he helped you avoid. Do you understand what a life mentor and a spiritual beacon are?"
"Ah, yes, yes, avoid the small fork in the road, and then plunge into the larger bottomless abyss, right?"
Hongli said quietly: "You killed a hard-working and inspirational girl and gave birth to another salted fish in the world. You ruined my wonderful and bright future. You are really guilty and stinking black sun!"<
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"Don't be embarrassed, you have this character in your bones."
Hei Yang didn't take it seriously and said, "I'm just speeding up the speed at which you recognize your true intentions, and I'm helping you sort out your behavior and habits systematically."
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hong Li curled her lips and kept poking Hei Yang's heart with a small hand.
"Recognize your true nature, sort out your habits, sort out your habits, and then you will sort out that girl as your wife, right?"
"Uh...that's true..."
Hei Yang was speechless, laughed twice, and patted the girl on the back.
"Actually, I really didn't expect that the two of us would be together when we grew up.
I even thought about waiting for you to get married, sitting in the audience and sending my blessings...
Yeah, but I was really thinking about that brat who would be so lucky to marry my Xiaoli in the future...
Ahhhh, okay, I admit, when I think about if a brat takes you away from me in the future, I feel very uncomfortable and irritated, whether from the perspective of my brother or from any other perspective.
As a result, hehe, the brat turned out to be me, so I felt comfortable."
"Hey, before I met you..."
Hongli's face flushed and she said, "I never thought about getting married before I met you."
"Nonsense, you started thinking about getting married when you were four or five years old?"
"Hey, can you please stop destroying the pink atmosphere I created!"
Hongli sighed, looking at the heavy snow still falling outside the pavilion, feeling in a trance.
"Speaking of what you thought at the time, where are my parents?
What would they think if they thought that I would get married and leave them one day? Would they also be unhappy?
Just like when my mother followed my father to Five Color City, my grandma and grandpa must also be reluctant to part with it, right?"
"It must be true. Parents are more or less entangled with their children. They want their children to be happy, but they are reluctant to let them go..."
Hei Yang paused, showed a funny expression, and whispered: "In a sense, the elders of the Five Elements Sect actually have this kind of dilemma, right?
Well, especially when you name Elder Huo, I see that he still hasn’t given up yet, and is still thinking about taking you back with you or even packing you up!”
"Pfft, hahaha, be more serious, I'm talking about my parents!"
When Hongli thought of Elder Huo's resentful old face, she couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Don't say bad things about others behind their backs! You are so incompetent!"
"Is this considered a bad word?"
Hei Yang curled his lips: "Anyway, you don't have to think too much. If you marry me, won't we still live in Five Color City?
Not only do you have private space with your elders, but if you miss your parents, you can go back to your parents' home in the blink of an eye. Don't be too happy!"
"Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it!"
Hongli smiled happily, but she was still a little worried.
"It's like the last few minutes before get out of class ends. It will take a few more days for the airship to arrive. How will we spend these days!
My current mood is so anxious!"
Hongli's arm holding Hei Yang tightened involuntarily, her face full of displeasure.
"I can't calm down anymore, and I can't even sleep well. I'm so anxious now, so I need to find something else to stimulate me and divert my attention!"
Of course, it is possible that you are not anxious just for this reason.
"For example?"
Hei Yang suddenly kissed his girlfriend on the face: "mua, is this like this?"
"Eh...well..."
Hongli's heartbeat quickened, her face turned slightly red and she said, "Yes, it's really exciting, but it's not enough!"
After a pause, Hongli suddenly pulled Heiyang's face in front of him. Under Heiyang's shocked gaze, Hongli took the initiative and bit the other person's lips with an "ah woo".
"Well, at least, well, at least it has to be like this!"
[Your contract partner (Hei Yang) is in a happy mood, a flash of inspiration occurs, and the fusion of magical power and divine concealment is completed.]
[Your contract partner (Black Sun) has been promoted to the second level of the Golden Core stage, and the realm has been synchronized.]
………
"Ha, Xiaohuo, come and see!"
Lan Yuying pointed to the three little snowmen in front and said with a smile: "Look here, does it look like grandma and grandma and Xiaohuo?"
"Huh? Wait a minute, Xiaohuo will come and take a look!"
Xiaohuo was sitting next to his grandparents' wine table at this time. He was not drinking, but concentrating on the peanuts they used to drink.
At this time, when I heard my grandma calling, I opened my legs and ran out. Then I saw two big snowmen guarding a small snowman, and I could actually see what the three of them looked like.
"Hey, after all these years, my skills are still pretty good!"
Qing Yiyi clapped her hands and looked at her masterpiece with a smile.
"Grandma is great!"
Xiaohuo widened his eyes and looked at the snowman in front of him carefully: "Grandma is so awesome!"
"Hey, thanks for the compliment."
Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying smiled and high-fived.
"But there are still some flaws."
Qing Yiyi sighed and smiled helplessly.
"It's much more difficult for Xiaohuo to transform into Lihuohe than the human form. I've tried it several times but failed, and I still haven't thought of a good way."
"This is great!"
Xiao Huo chuckled and turned to look around, with a curious look on his face: "Well, that little snowman without mom and dad?"
"Ah, this..."
Lan Yuying calmly pointed to the snowdrift on one side that resembled a tomb, and nodded: "Isn't that them?"
"Huh?"
Xiao Huo tilted his head: "No!"
"Why not?"
Qing Yiyi smiled, walked to the snow pile on the grave, and introduced: "This is how they look like sleeping in the quilt with their heads covered!"
Xiaohuo: "Ah this..."
"How is it?"
Lan Yuying looked at Xiaohuo expectantly: "What we two do is very similar to them!"
"Uh..."
Xiao Huo nodded with a complex expression: "It seems, that's indeed the case!"
"Hey, you three, it's still raining outside, what are you doing standing in the yard!"
Hei Muguanghong Xiaochen waved to the outside and said with a smile: "Come in and drink some wine to warm yourself up!"
"Come on, you two can drink by yourself."
Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying rolled their eyes: "Xiao Li and Xiao Yang were not led astray by you, but you want to lead our family Xiao Huo as well!
Xiaohuo, listen, don’t learn to drink from those two old men, remember!”
"Yeah, Xiao Huo knows!"
………
【Hongbutian Lazy Dog Diary】
[This is Hong Butian. Today is the first day of my disguise. I only need to pretend to be Xiaoli or Xiaoyang, so I will definitely pass the test successfully!
On the first day, I chose to sleep soundly in the house all day long.]
[The next day, I was in a daze all morning and unconsciously wanted to practice. Fortunately, I reacted in time. It was really dangerous.]
[On the third day, a famous elder in the sect was going to give a public lecture. Although I was excited, I suppressed the idea of going.]
[On the fourth day, the elders of the sect felt that yesterday’s lecture was not satisfactory enough and decided to extend it for one day. I did not go, my heart was bleeding, as if I had lost several tons of spiritual stones.]
[On the fifth day, the task was assigned, and I was asked to go to the martial arts hall to watch the brothers fight and learn combat skills.
I had to go, but I couldn't show that I was concentrating on studying. Instead, I pretended to be distracted, but I was actually taking a peek.
If you work hard secretly, you won’t be discovered...right?]
[On the sixth day, another elder of the sect thought that what the elder said the day before yesterday was right, so he gave a public lecture to refute the other person's point of view.
If you listen to the collision of ideas between big guys, you will definitely benefit a lot!
Heartache, Hong Butian, bear it, don’t lose the big for the small!】
[On the seventh day, the sect sent me a high-end Qi Refining Technique at my residence and said it would be loaned to me for three days.
My heart is beating! My heart is beating! The high-end Qi refining method is right in front of me, but I...
No, this is a deliberate fishing effort by the sect. Hong Butian, don’t be fooled. If you are found secretly practicing or studying, you will definitely be treated as a failed lazy dog!]
[On the eighth day, I hid the Qi Refining Method out of sight.]
[The ninth day, the last chance, if you don’t look at it, you will be taken back!
Hoo, ho, ho ho... No, I can't stay in this house any longer. I want to go out and relax.
Although lazy dogs generally don't go out, Xiaoyang Xiaoli doesn't always stay in the house...
Wait, that’s because they all like to play with each other. Who the hell am I going to play with when I’m alone? I’m irritated, irritated!]
[On the tenth day, the great elder came to see me and saw that he was still in a state of soul, but his mental outlook had improved a lot. He must have been eating soft food!
The great elder left a lot of spiritual stones and elixirs, and asked me if I had any confusion about my practice, and could he answer it for me... I declined with regret!]
[On the eleventh day, I bought a bunch of snacks and let these foods temporarily paralyze and corrupt my will!]
[On the twelfth day, I started to try to comfort myself mentally. There was nothing wrong with taking a break. How tiring it is to train all day long...]
[On the thirteenth day, the sect mission asked me to familiarize myself with the terrain and architecture of the sect so that I can integrate into the sect faster.
Haha, I have seen through this trick a long time ago. It took me a day to get familiar with my bed!]
[On the fourteenth day, the sect sent a Qi Refining Pill, saying that it was stored here for three days. If it was "unfortunately" lost, it would not be held accountable.
Haha, your thinking is misleading, right? In the past, practicing kung fu required me to be too lazy to practice, but the pills met the requirements of being delicious and lazy to make. I just drank them in one gulp, saving three days of storage time.
The elixir needs to be refined to achieve maximum effectiveness. Well, I just don’t want to refine it, I just want to digest it myself!]
【Day 15, rest.】
【Day 16, rest.】
[Day 17, boring sect mission.]
【Day 18.】
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【Day 19...】
[Chapter... Wait, can a real lazy dog keep a diary? The diary is destroyed and the evidence is eliminated.]
"Ah, is this the last day of the three-week period?"
Zhao Zhuji, who knew the inside story of the test, came to the door of Hongbu Tianwu. She was here to check the other party's situation, see if he was practicing secretly or something, and notify him that the time was up.
"Da da"
"Open the door, open the door!"
Zhao Zhuji knocked on the door gently: "Hong Butian, your test time is over! I will be responsible for the inspection."
"..."
"..."
Zhao Zhuji: "?"
"Hongbutian?"
"Ah...ah...yawn..."
A sound that seemed to be a yawn came from inside the house: "Ah, the door is unlocked, come in."
Zhao Zhuji: "?"
Zhao Zhuji felt something bad in her heart, so she pushed the door open with a little force. She was startled by the dark environment in the room. For a moment, she thought she had entered a haunted house...
"Why don't you open the curtains!"
Zhao Zhuji wordlessly opened the curtains to let the sunlight shine into the room. She turned to look at Hong Buyian who was peacefully on the bed, with a string of question marks popping up on her head.
"Hongbutian? Hongbutian?"
"Um, ah...who turned on the light..."
Hong Butian frowned, opened his eyes drowsily, looked at Zhao Zhuji beside the bed, and tilted his head: "Who are you, beauty?"
"Hey, hey, I'm back!"
Zhao Zhuji, with a black thread on his head, pulled Hong Butian up and asked him to sit on the bed. Looking at the other person's dead fish eyes, he felt indescribably weird.
"Ahem..."
After coughing twice to dispel the strange feeling in her heart, Zhao Zhuji explained with a serious expression.
"Your three-week test has passed, and the results are being tallied. I will take you to the previous test space to wait, and then we will know whether you can join our Infinite Sword Sect!"
"Ha? Wuliang Sword Sect..."
Hong Butian was stunned for a moment, then suddenly came to his senses.
"Oh, yes, I seem to remember this happening..."
Zhao Zhuji: "???"
"No, you don't even care about the test? You can forget this!"
Zhao Zhuji's eyes widened: "Do you still want to join our Wuliang Sword Sect?"
"Well, whatever..."
Hong Butian frowned, waved his hand and casually said something that made Zhao Zhuji's pupils tremble.
"If you are from the Wuliang Sword Sect, practicing here will probably be very tiring...
If you can join, join. If you can't join, ah, yawn, just let me sleep a little longer..."
As he spoke, Hong Butian tilted his head and closed his eyes peacefully.
Zhao Zhuji: "???"
Zhao Zhuji felt that the number of question marks she had posted in recent years was not as many as these few minutes. She suddenly thought of something and took out Hong Butian's test questions from her arms.
[Pretend...it's delicious and lazy...for three weeks...]
"Ah this...ah this..."
Zhao Zhuji looked at the test questions, then at Hong Butian, then at the test questions, and then at Hong Butian.
"Fake, disguise?"
Did you tell her it was a disguise?
Hongbutian: "zzzzzz"
Zhao Zhuji: "..."
Finally, Zhao Zhuji put the sword on Hong Butian's neck, and finally forced him to follow him to the test space.
"Congratulations! Congratulations!"
A misty voice sounded in their ears.
"Disciple Hong Butian, the result of the three-week test is extremely outstanding. He officially passed the assessment and became an outer disciple!"
"Great!"
Zhao Zhuji clenched her fists and felt happy for Hong Butian. She looked at Hong Butian and smiled.
"From now on, you will be the new junior fellow apprentice!
After all, you were introduced by me and my seniors. If anyone in the sect bullies you for no reason in the future, just tell me by name, do you understand?"
"Ah..."
Hong Butian sighed: "Can this pass? I have already thought about how to rest when I go home..."
Zhao Zhuji: "???"
"No, what are you doing!"
Zhao Zhuji couldn't help but patted Hong Butian on the shoulder, and a tic-tac-toe popped up on her head: "The test has passed, you don't need to pretend anymore!"
"Disguise? Disguise what?"
Hong Butian looked confused: "Am I pretending to be something?"
"Nonsense, you were not a lazy dog before. Think about what you said when we first met?"
Zhao Zhuji put her hands on her hips and imitated Hong Butian's tone as she repeated: "I just want to keep moving forward on the path of cultivation. No matter how much effort I put in, I must try my best to get close to the strong!"
"Remember?!"
Zhao Zhuji reached out and shook Hong Butian: "These are what you said yourself!"
"My own mouth..."
Hong Butian's eyes shone slightly: "What did you say?"
"Yes, yes!"
Seeing Hong Butian's reaction, Zhao Zhuji said excitedly: "A mere Qi Refining Level 1 person turned out to have that kind of ambition. I was really surprised at the time!
As long as you can maintain this drive, sooner or later you will make your mark in Wuliangjianmen!"
After a pause, Zhao Zhuji smiled and said, "Do you remember it now?"
"Uh..."
Hong Butian frowned and scratched his head: "I probably, probably said this."
"It's not a rough idea, that's what you said!"
"Oh, just say so..."
Hong Butian waved his hands indifferently and sighed with his dead fish eyes: "I was so young and ignorant at that time, so naive and cute!"
Zhao Zhuji: "???"
"Oh ho?"
The ethereal voice appeared again, and I couldn't help but wonder: "Is this pretending to be too deep into the drama, and the character has been distorted? It really opened my eyes!"
"Haha."
Hong Butian rolled his eyes: "You can open your eyes slowly, it's none of my business..."
"Even the attitude when speaking is loose!"
Zhao Zhuji took a deep breath and covered her face helplessly: "How could this happen? How can I explain this to my seniors?"
"What does it have to do with you?"
Hong Butian said speechlessly: "There is also the great elder. We all get what we need, and we don't have to explain anything to him."
"Wow! You, you, you..."
Zhao Zhuji pointed at Hong Butian with trembling fingers: "You have become such a good dog!"
"Ah?"
A question mark appeared on Hong Butian's head: "Even if I can't beat you, you can't curse, right?
Oh, if you really want to scold me, then I can’t help you..."
Zhao Zhuji: "..."
"Oh ho, what should I say?"
Piaomiao's voice was not too concerned about the excitement: "It seems that the outer disciple Hong Butian's character has changed a lot. If he looks like this, has he passed the test and can he be allowed to enter the sect?"<
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"Whatever."
Hong Butian waved his hand and said: "I'm not shy...well."
The dead fish eyes suddenly widened. Hong Butian looked at Zhao Zhuji covering his mouth with one hand, and the latter roared angrily.
"I disagree! He has passed the test!"
Zhao Zhuji took a deep breath and grabbed Hong Butian's hand: "Follow me, I will take you to get familiar with the sect, and then find a way to help you return to normal.
You became like this because of the test of the sect. If you just let it go, it would seem that the sect is too irresponsible."
Zhao Zhuji said this reason, and the energetic appearance of the other party appeared in his mind. He took a deep breath and quickened his pace.
No, she can't stand it. She can't bear to see such a high-spirited person turn into what he is now!
"Hey, no, no, if you can't pass, I can just go home!"
"Shut up! I have the final say here!"
………
"Well, well..."
Heiyang Hongli's lips parted, and the snowflakes outside the pavilion became crystal clear under the sunlight. The blizzard didn't know when it would stop, leaving only little snowflakes, which melted into raindrops before they fell, bit by bit.
"Pfft...huhu..."
Hongli tugged on her collar, her face was red and bleeding, she was panting heavily, her chest was rising and falling.
Hei Yang leaned next to him, also panting heavily. His mind was blurry and his heart was beating like an imperial engine.
"The sting...is exciting enough..."
"It's...not bad..."
The boy and girl collapsed on the bench, quietly looking back at the health bar.
How should I put it...uh...
The endurance of these two people is unexpected in this aspect. They are both good and fun-loving.
I don’t know if the two of them will suffer cardiac arrest and die suddenly in the room when it comes to the wedding night...
…………
"Here! Elder Tu, we are here!"
Xingyun smiled and waved not far away: "The mission in this area has been completed!"
"Ah, wait a minute."
After giving some instructions to the disciple in front of him, Tulou patted the former's shoulder, turned around and flew towards Xingyun's position.
"It really helped me a lot, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to use my hands and feet freely."
Tulou looked at the airship hovering in the sky not far away and sighed with emotion: "Who would have thought that you would come to the southeast region by accident. I don't know how much time you saved!"
"Ah, this, ahaha..."
Xingyun rubbed her head in embarrassment and laughed: "Actually, it's not as powerful as you said, hahaha..."
"Hey, this is not something worth being happy about, is it?"
Hongling walked over from the side with a speechless expression, glanced at Xingyun helplessly, turned to Elder Tu, and reported seriously.
"There are a total of 107 households in this area, and they have all been evacuated!"
"Very good, well done!"
The Tulou elder smiled and gave a thumbs up: "There are only three areas left, as long as..."
"Boom!"
Before Tulou finished speaking, a huge roar suddenly came from the distance. Everyone present felt the ground under their feet shaking crazily, shaking up and down like a trampoline.
"Elder Tu?"
Xingyun Hongling looked at Tulou with a puzzled look on her face, and the latter's expression was equally confused and solemn.
"Don't act rashly, pay attention to safety, I'll go check on the situation!"
As soon as the words fell, the earth building turned into a stream of light and flew towards the place where the tremor was the strongest.
"Strange, logically speaking, this area of land should be quiet for the time being..."
Tulou looked into the distance with a surprised face, feeling secretly vigilant in his heart.
At the ground line, a figure wrapped in a black robe shook his sleeves, stretched out a white palm, and uncorked the small jade bottle in his hand.
Only drops of black juice were seen dripping, pouring onto the ground, and then disappearing in an instant.
I saw a vague dragon shadow trembling in pain deep in the earth veins. The earth veins were wildly polluted by black droplets, and there was an ominous atmosphere.
The man in black robe nodded and continued to move along the ground line.
"There are six areas left..."
The man in black robe looked at the elder Tu who was approaching quickly in the distance, his voice cold.
"Before that, let's get rid of the obstruction first.
Tulou, I haven’t seen you for so many years, I want to check for that person to see if you have regressed."
"What kind of evil practice!"
Tulou looked at the polluted earth veins from a distance, with an angry look on his face, and shouted: "How dare you pollute the earth veins!"
"Oh, I've always been very courageous."
The man in black robe did not dodge or avoid, he went straight to meet him!