How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 261: Stream of consciousness literature: generally refers to literary works that focus on depicting the flow of consciousness of characters.
Chapter 261: Stream of consciousness literature: generally refers to literary works that focus on depicting the flow of consciousness of characters.
Blue sky, white clouds, rising sun and wind.
In the dream world, Hei Yang was lying comfortably on a big bed with a wheel installed, and an imaginary creature was pulling the bed cart in front of him with a sad and angry look on his face.
"Hurry up, Jia Li, don't be lazy, oh ho ho ho!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Pull me a 70 miler, my husband will hear the whistling wind in his ears, oh ho ho ho!"
"Fuck, you bitch, just wait..."
Jili gritted his teeth and pulled the cart while saying fiercely: "My demonic shadow has marked you, just wait until you wake up and see if I don't beat you to death!"
"Hehe, that's right, it smells like this. It's a Li that I imagined myself. Even the threatening tone is so consistent."
Hei Yang showed a funny expression.
"This sense of substitution is rising. Doesn't this show the status of the family?"
"Hey, can a certain useless dog only show off in his dreams?"
Jiali snorted coldly: "Don't be a fool in your dreams. If you have the ability, try it in reality and see if I don't poke a hole in your body."
"Oh ho ho ho, just scream, even if your throat breaks, Zhenli won't know."
Hei Yang still had a funny face: "As for the demon shadow, my demon shadow has never reacted to Hongli. Do you think your demon shadow will react to me?"
He, Hei Yang, just wanted to bully Hongli, and he didn’t have any malice at all, Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!
"Hey, you are really hopeless."
Jiali rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "No matter how much you deceive yourself, I am just a fake. If you have the ability, you wake up and bully Zhenli like this! It's really fun to bully!"
"Don't make trouble, I'm sleeping with Zhenli in my arms."
Hei Yang curled his lips, waved his hands, squinted his eyes, his arms were filled with warm and soft touches, and the breeze brought the familiar smell of the girl.
I don’t know if it’s because Hong Li drank milk all day long or it’s something else, but Hei Yang has been smelling the special milky aroma of this girl.
Well, it smells very good, she is indeed his wife!
"How to say?"
Hei Yang yawned in his dream.
"Li, this is the life we have always wanted, do you like it?"
"Fuck, what the hell are you talking about?"
Jiali, who was pulling the bed cart, couldn't hold himself any longer. He threw his hand and let out a soft groan.
"Sister, I quit. You can do whatever you want. I'm just a fake anyway. Let me see what you can do?"
"Ah, don't..."
Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Are you so restorative?"
"I think the degree of restoration is still a bit low."
Jiali snorted: "If it were me, I should have dragged you off this bed from the beginning, and then crazily crushed your head with a wheel or something."
"What hatred, what hatred..."
Hei Yang sat up and held his forehead helplessly.
"Really quit?"
"Bullshit."
Jia Lijun glanced at Heiyang, looking unhappy.
"I won't do it if I don't do it!"
"No need to discuss?"
"No!"
"Then..."
Hei Yang hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth, and a determined look flashed across his face.
"As long as you continue, I will help you rub your back, shoulders and legs, um, for a week! Isn't that okay?!"
"My good brother, was my head kicked by a donkey or your head was caught by the door?"
Jiali has a question mark on his head.
"You made so many promises to me in your dream, let alone a week, even a year, I don't know when I wake up.
Ouch, you just leave it here to give me a free hand, right? Your little abacus is so smooth!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang said with a smile: "The important thing is to participate. The important thing is to participate. Now we are thinking about how to fix it when we wake up. Isn't it a bit too far-reaching?"
Jiali: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
"Hey, actually..."
Jiali sighed and looked at Heiyang.
"It's not impossible for me to continue, but I have a condition."
"Elaborate!"
"Well, that..."
Jiali thought carefully for a moment, walked slowly to the bed, sat down, and hooked her hands.
"Come closer and I'll tell you quietly."
"Hmm?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and moved closer to Jiali.
"That's ok, really. Why do you need to whisper the conditions?"
"Because I'm a little embarrassed, hehe."
"Say it, just say it, don't be embarrassed in front of me."
"Okay, let me tell you..."
Jiali quietly lowered her voice.
"The condition is..."
"Huh?"
Hei Yang frowned: "What is it?"
"That's it..."
"What do you mean?"
"It's just hey!"
Before Hei Yang, who was about to listen to the whisper, could react, a white and tender little foot was enlarged in front of his eyes, enlarged... and then his chin suffered a heavy blow that it shouldn't have to bear!
"Grass--"
Hei Yang's eyes widened, and a huge impact came from his chin. He was kicked into the sky on the spot. The wind blew in his ears, and the blue sky and white clouds were approaching him... No, it was him approaching the blue sky and white clouds! <
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"Mou Li! Just wait for me!!!"
"Black Sun! Fly high!"
Xiaoli laughed until her stomach ached. While laughing, she waved to the black sun that gradually turned into stars in the sky: "See you when you wake up!"
"Hongli! Just wait for me!!! Bang! Click!"
While Hei Yang spoke harsh words, he continued to rise until he hit the air wall of the dream map. With a "click", his head poked a hole in the white clouds and blue sky.
Hei Yang: "..."
"Grass."
Hei Yang looked at the darkness in front of him, speechless.
My head flew out of the world and got stuck on the roof of the world. It seemed that I was still in a dream of blue sky and white clouds from the neck down...
"The touch of this chin is so real..."
Hei Yang realized that this was Hongli who really kicked him on the bed and kicked him out of his dream...
"You bitch, you can't even sleep well, right?"
Black Yang's forehead was filled with dense tic-tac-toe marks. He sighed, stretched out his hands to support himself, and climbed up from the big hole he made. The gap healed automatically.
"Wait a minute..."
Hei Yang patted the dust on his body, looked at the healed gap, and suddenly reacted.
"Did I, it would have been better to shrink back just now..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Now he is just a ray of subconscious mind, most of his energy is in "baby-like healthy sleep", it is reasonable to turn his head slowly!
"Forget it."
Hei Yang sighed, turned to look at the black and red "golden" elixir next to him, blinked his eyes, and a bunch of question marks appeared on his head.
Next to the black and red pill, seven magical streams of light are flying.
"Is this a kick to break my bottleneck? What kind of evolutionary kick?!"
…………
[Your contract partner (Heiyang) has broken through the bottleneck, is in the process of advancement, and is in the process of merging magical powers.]
"Aha?"
Dream space, sunny beach, blue sky and ocean.
Hongli sat up from the "bed boat", took off her sunglasses with a confused look, looked at the pop-up message, and tilted her head.
"What's going on? Isn't Black Yang in my arms now? Where can I go to break the bottleneck?"
Hong Li shook her shoulders first, and could clearly feel the warm and solid black sun in her arms. Then she looked ahead at the false sun dragging the "bed boat" on the sea surface, and a question mark appeared on her head.
"What's wrong?"
False Yang turned his head and looked at Hongli with his dead fish eyes.
"What question marks are there on your head?"
"Well, Zhenyang was obviously held in my arms, but I found that he seemed to have broken through the realm?"
Hongli scratched her head, looked at the black sun she imagined, and asked curiously: "False Yang, do you have any clues?"
"What's so strange about this."
Fang Yang spread his hands and said confidently: "I am so witty and quick-thinking, isn't it normal for me to suddenly realize something in my dream?
Don’t forget, you also made a breakthrough in Huxinting in a dream, right?”
"Well, that's right..."
Hong Li nodded slightly, thoughtfully.
"The energy feedback from the accidental swallowing of the demon shadow has been continuous. It is indeed time to break through, just like I did...wait a minute!"
Hong Li suddenly reacted and widened her eyes.
"If you want to be promoted, you need to integrate a magical power, right?!"
"Hmm."
The fake Yang Xian looked at Hongli and suddenly showed a funny expression.
"Moreover, have you forgotten that you integrated your magical power into my pill pill before, making me a transparent person?"
"Ah, of course I remember this..."
Hongli laughed twice, realizing that something was wrong.
"Having said that, Hei Yang probably won't try to incorporate magical powers into my part. Let me also experience the feeling of using magical powers...
Hahaha, impossible, definitely impossible, how could a boy as good as Hei Yang have the heart to bully his lovely and beautiful fiancée..."
"Do you believe what you say?"
The dildo shows dead fish eyes, and the corners of the mouth are slightly raised.
"It should be said that I will definitely do that, right?
The so-called feng shui takes turns, and you will have to pay it back sooner or later.
If you have this time to comfort yourself, you might as well think about what kind of magical power you will be integrated into, how you should survive the magical power and go berserk..."
"Don't!"
Hongli said sadly: "You don't want that kind of thing! False Yang, please help me think of a way!"
"Hey, what a ridiculous idea is it to let your own imaginary character help you with ideas!"
The fake Yang couldn't help but complain, raised his hand again, shook the rope in his hand, and rolled his eyes.
"Moreover, you treated me like this in your dream and asked me to pull out a bed and boat for you. Are you being punished now? Well, all I can say is, it's a good death!"
"Bah! What a good death! Necrotic death! No, no, no, I don't want to die!"
Hongli looked sad and angry and said: "As a boyfriend, what's wrong with me being a bull and a horse in my dream?
Besides, I don’t believe Hei Yang wouldn’t dream about me and then do whatever he wants to me in his dream!
Maybe he will tie me up or lock me in a secret room underground, and then do this and this and so on!
Hiss, just thinking about it makes me excited. I mean, just thinking about it is scary!"
False positive: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Then..."
Fake Yang looked at Hongli warily.
"So, have you ever thought about tying me up or locking me up? Be honest!"
"What's the use!!!"
Hongli curled her lips in grievance.
"Hmm?"
False Yang raised his eyebrows.
"How do you ask me to imagine a scene I have never seen? Damn it!"
Hongli couldn't help but a bunch of tic-tac-toe popping up on her head, pointing at the fake Yang fiercely.
"Under your clothes now, there is nothing but a chaotic mosaic!
Because I’ve never seen you without clothes! So I can’t imagine it! Damn it!”
False positive: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Ahem, I know what you want to say. If I can't imagine it, Hei Yang can't imagine it either, hehe..."
Hongli laughed twice and beeped quietly.
"But that's not it. I still have a face..."
"Good sister, please stop saying these words that I don't understand!"
The fake Yang clasped his hands together and placed them on his chest, with a holy face.
"The illusory me has no such worldly desires."
"You're talking nonsense!"
"I didn't!"
"You are a figment of my imagination. My Hongli is full of worldly desires. Do you think you may not have them?"
Hong Li looked at False Yang with disdain: "Who are you lying to? Who are you lying to? You're just pretending, aren't you? Are you going to clean up Hei Yang?"
"The donor is in trouble."
False Yang looked serious: "As the saying goes, emptiness is..."
"Shut up, fake penis!"
"Ouch."
"..."
"Uh...that..."
Hongli suddenly showed a guilty look in her eyes and whispered: "Well, tell me, I'm holding him right now!
I wake up secretly now, while he is sleeping, the tree world comes, and then I take a few quiet glances, isn't that too much?"
"No...not too much...right?"
False Yang muttered in a low voice: "After all, we are all unmarried couples after all..."
"..."
The faces of Hongli and False Yang turned red at the same time, and the latter disappeared with a pop.
Well, from beginning to end, it was Hongli’s consciousness talking to herself...
The young couple dreams that they can get together a table of mahjong...
"Uh-huh, um..."
Hongli took a deep breath, and a trace of solemnity flashed in her eyes. The wind was rustling and the water was cold. A strong man will never return once he is gone!
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"Give it your all!!!"
"Tear!"
It was as if the sound of cloth being torn suddenly rang in my ears.
Hong Li: "???"
No, she hasn't taken action yet. Where did this sound come from?
Hiss, could it be that Black Yang struck first and gained the upper hand?
Is it so exciting?!
However, Hongli soon discovered the source of the sound. She raised her head and found that her blue sky had been cut open.
The large gap expanded rapidly, and a familiar figure flew out of the gap grabbing a stream of light, leaving a series of screams of "Ahhhhhh" in the air.
"Huh?"
Hong Li tilted her head: "Hei Yang???"
"Ahhhhh——"
Black Yang held the streamer's tail tightly with both hands and flew in the air in a fancy way.
"Why is this magical power so violent! Calm down!!!"
Hei Yang took a deep breath, grabbed Liu Guang and climbed up for a while, hugged him tightly, then stabilized his body and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hei Yang, the master of dragon training, is worthy of me!"
After boasting, Hei Yang finally had time to look around. Looking at the blue sky that was torn open by him not far away, the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch a few times.
"Speaking of which, where was I taken? It looks... like someone's... dream world?"
Hei Yang suddenly fell silent. He lowered his head and looked down, and as expected, he saw a familiar figure.
"Hei Yang! What the hell are you!"
Hongli's face turned red, and she stamped her feet violently, pushing the boat under her feet into the sea. She jumped up and rushed towards the black sun.
"What are you making a fuss about! Why do you suddenly break into other people's dreams! Are you allowed to enter a girl's dream at will? What should you do if you see something you shouldn't see!"
"Ah this..."
Hearing Hong Li's words, Hei Yang turned his head and shouted at her with an unhappy look on his face: "Although I know it's not good to do this, I will never admit my mistake!
What's wrong with entering your dream? Is there anything you shouldn't watch? You can guard against others, but you still guard against Black Sun? Don't guard against me!
Just come in, come in, come in! Just look, just look, just look! What can you do?!"
"Ah this..."
Hong Li's breath was stagnant, but she quickly came to her senses again, and threw herself at Hei Yang with an angry face: "You are reasonable when you bully people, right? Die for me!"
"Don't come here!"
"Shua!"
Under Hei Yang's horrified gaze, Hong Li quickly approached Hei Yang and grabbed Hei Yang's trouser leg!
"Ouch!"
Heiyang's ankles were grabbed by Hongli one by one. He was so shocked that he couldn't help but scream and kicked his feet wildly.
Hei Yang: "You damn girl, let go! I can't hold it firmly to begin with, and you want to make me fall, right?"
Hongli: "Nonsense! Sister, I am so light, how could I fall?"
Hei Yang: "Do you know the straw that broke the camel's back?"
Hongli: "I am lighter than straw!"
Hei Yang: "Climb!"
Hongli: "You said this!"
Hei Yang: "Hmm???"
"Drink..."
Hong Li gritted her teeth, and the two hands holding Hei Yang's wrists continued to climb up, to her calves, thighs, waist, back...
Under Hei Yang's shocked eyes, Hongli slowly crawled behind him, then grabbed Hei Yang's neck and locked it tightly.
"Ha! I must have caught you!"
Hongli's little face turned red and she hugged Heiyang tightly with a proud look on her face.
"Let me see where you are going!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and looked at the supernatural streamer he was holding: "It depends on when I can control it.
If I can’t control it, it’s not up to me to decide where to run.”
"Uh..."
Hong Li tilted her head and looked at Liu Guang with curious eyes.
"So, aren't we just sleeping in bed?
Why did you just fly in with a stream of magical power and break through the realm inexplicably? Could it be that..."
Hong Li's eyes lit up, she tilted her head and pressed her cheek against Hei Yang's back, smiling and saying: "I understand, you definitely don't want my girlfriend to suffer, so you secretly practice hard without telling me, and bear all the pressure.
It’s up to you!
Woohoo, you are so gentle, I cried to death, I am so happy to be your girlfriend!"
"Climb, crawl, crawl, don't let it go here to twist my spirit and my will!"
Hei Yang replied angrily and gritted his teeth: "You kicked me to the next level!"
"Aha?"
Hongli looked unhappy: "What are you making out of nothing? When did I kick you? I've been sleeping, okay, don't spread rumors!"
"I kicked you while you were sleeping!"
"Nonsense, lies, I don't admit it."
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang sighed, with a sharp look in his eyes, he slapped Liu Guang's magical power, exerted his strength, and pushed the direction of Liu Guang's forward upward into the sky, soaring straight up!
"Tsk tsk, I finally got this magical power under control. It's really hard."
"According to the control variable method, you could not control it when I was not there before."
Hongli snorted softly: "Now that I'm here, you can control it, which proves that it's all my fault."
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang listened to the whistling wind in his ears, looked at the blue sky above his head, and felt something in his heart: "Pay attention, we are about to hit the edge of the dream map!"
"Ah?!"
Before Hong Li could react, she subconsciously hugged Hei Yang tightly and buried her head under her arms.
"Boom! Click!"
The magical power of Flowing Light was as strong as before, violently tearing open a huge gap in the sky, and led the two of them out of the dream world!
"Shua!"
The surroundings became gray. Hei Yang and Hong Li looked around and soon discovered that their black and red elixir had two magical powers wrapped around it, and it was surrounded by six streams of light.
And the stream of light that the two of them were restraining was called an instant kill! Well, my temper is getting grumpy!
"Did you see it?!"
Hei Yang said loudly: "As long as you integrate this magical power, you can achieve the third level of golden elixir!"
"Don't be so loud, I'm not deaf yet!"
Hong Li also drawled a long and loud voice: "Breaking through the realm is now!"
But... there is one more problem!
"Black Sun!"
"Ah?"
"Where are you going to integrate this magical power?"
Hong Li suddenly showed a funny smile: "Look, this is your breakthrough realm. Let's integrate it into your black core, right?"
"Haha, Xiaoli, you really know how to tell jokes!"
Hei Yang smiled slightly: "Didn't you just say that, control variables, your contribution will of course be integrated into your red pill!"
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
The two of them fell into silence at the same time. They knew that the real battle had just begun from now on!
"Look at me!"
Hong Li suddenly exerted force on her limbs, tightened her arms around Hei Yang's neck, twisted her body violently, changed the direction of the streamer, and rushed towards Hei Dan.
"Hahaha, strike first, hesitation will be in vain, Hei Yang, I won this game! Hahaha!"
"It's too early for you to be happy!"
Hei Yang suddenly stretched out his neck, bit the arm that was strangling his neck.
"No poison, no husband! Xiaoli, I'm sorry!"
"Ouch!!!"
Hongli's arm felt a sudden pain, and she subconsciously loosened the restraint. Then she quickly reacted and grabbed Heiyang's skirt again, unable to help but curse.
"Dog Heiyang, you are a real dog, look at the teeth marks you gave me, woo woo woo, you are bullying me!"
"Huh, this is war, I don't believe in tears!"
Hei Yang raised the corners of his mouth proudly.
"This is in a dream, you won't be hurt at all, so don't try to fool me!"
"What the hell, can you still feel pain in your dreams?"
Hong Li's face was full of grief and anger: "You bitch really bit me in reality, I can feel hungry!"
"Ah, after all, you are in the golden elixir stage. This kind of skin trauma can be restored to its original state in half a shot, becoming smooth, white and tender again..."
Hei Yang looked away guiltily: "You kicked me before, let's just call it even!"
"If you're as tall as you, we won't be finished! Look at my elbow!"
"Fuck, that's the kidney, you're crazy!"
"Golden elixir period, what are you afraid of? This is a pre-marriage quality inspection!"
"In this case, don't blame me for being rude! The elephant kicks!"
"Do you want to defeat me like this?! The cat fell to the ground! The cat shook the water! The cat turned around!"
"It's not over yet! The angry crow takes off! Next, the crow takes a plane!"
"Don't even think about it! Hamster on the wheel! Tornado destroys parking lot!"
Reality, house, bed.
"Hey! Ha!"
"Huh! Yeah!"
The boys and girls closed their eyes tightly and struggled with each other with ferocious expressions on their faces, their spiritual energy boiling and the strong wind blowing!
I saw Heiyang Tianzun grabbing Hongli's ears and tugging at them, and Hongli Emperor holding Heiyang's hair and pulling it out.
The two men were vicious and ruthless, you came and I went, it was hard to tell who was superior!
The surging aura of terror enveloped the two of them, and they charged towards higher realms!
"..."
At some point, Hong Li and Hei Yang were at the same height, hugging Liu Guang, staring at each other warily, waiting for the key to victory to appear!
"Xiao Li!"
Hei Yang suddenly spoke up.
"Huh?"
Hongli tilted her head and suddenly her eyes widened. Before she could react, Hei Yang's face came up and kissed her hard on the cheek!
"mua! Surrender or not!"
"You are so..."
"mua! Surrender or not!"
"Despicable..."
"mua! Surrender or not!"
"Black Sun----"
"mua! Surrender or not!"
"..."
"Ugh!!!"
Suddenly, Hong Li on the bed suddenly opened her eyes, sat up, and touched her face and neck with both hands. Her face was red and her ears were hot.
"Old thief Heiyang! I'm not done with you!"
"Hahahaha! After all, I am slightly better!"
Black Yang's face turned red, his ears turned red, he twisted the stream of light, faced the red inner elixir, and merged his magical powers!
[Your contract partner (Black Sun) has successfully attracted your magical power to instantly kill (purple), and the magical power is undergoing transformation and fusion...]
[Tip: During the transformation process of supernatural powers, it is normal for supernatural powers to go berserk. There is no need to worry, and there is no point in worrying. You can speed up transformation through hard work!]
Hongli: "..."
"Ahem, that..."
Hei Yang quietly opened his eyes and said with a smile: "Dream behavior, please don't escalate it to reality, haha, hahaha..."
"Black...Yang..."
"Xiao Li, I was wrong! I'll do it next time... Bah, I won't dare next time! Forgive me!"
"You should die first and then talk about it! Watch me kill instantly!"
"Ouch——"
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Number of words in this chapter: 6666, no need to poke.