How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 262: A thrilling code word that is only two minutes away from the line between life and death! Only one minute away!
Chapter 262: A thrilling code word that is only two minutes away from the line between life and death! Only one minute away!
"Huh?"
Yao Yang, the elder of Yaowang Sect, was suddenly stunned. He looked in the direction of the house in the courtyard through the tall wall and frowned subconsciously.
Just now, it seemed that a strong murderous aura suddenly erupted over there, and then disappeared in an instant?
Illusion?
Yao Yang was confused, but thinking that he was coming to thank Jia to apologize this time, and thinking that he was in a lower position, he decided to be more cautious!
Thinking of this, Yao Yang's hand that was about to knock on the door suddenly stopped in the air. Under the puzzled eyes of the sect leader Shi Xing and the elders and disciples, he turned around and coughed twice.
"Ahem, um, I think it's better for us to check again..."
Everyone from the Yaowang Sect: "..."
"I don't think you, Elder Yao, should be so cautious..."
Sect leader Shi Xing walked from the side to Yao Yang and smiled helplessly.
"Although we came to express our gratitude and apology, we did not fail to show the proper etiquette.
Furthermore, the impression left on me by the two fellow Taoists, red and black, is that they are very easy to get along with. I think we can just treat them normally."
"But..."
Yao Yang also wanted to say that such geniuses have some quirks or arrogance, but was interrupted by the sect leader Shi Xing, who smiled and shook his head.
Shi Xing, whose limbs were originally severed, had now regrown his limbs. When he returned the wheelchair that was a friendly gift from the city lord, he was still a little embarrassed by the latter's envious and fiery gaze.
In terms of injuries alone, Shi Xing, whose limbs were bitten off, is much more serious than the city owner. The latter was originally injured by the evil cultivator and did not receive timely treatment, resulting in paralysis of both legs.
However, as a golden elixir cultivator, Shi Xing's resilience is far beyond that of the city lord. One of the benefits of practice is reflected in this: his vitality is relatively tenacious.
If it were a mortal with all his limbs broken off, even if he was lucky enough to survive, he would probably be depressed because of his injuries, or even seek death on impulse.
The gap between being able-bodied and being disabled, and the feeling of powerlessness make people crazy. Even the comfort from their loved ones may be harmful to them.
But Shi Xing is different. As long as he survives, he has no worries about his injuries. He knows that he can recover as before.
But now, apart from the fact that Shi Xing's aura is still a bit decayed and his cultivation has dropped a little, his injuries are no longer serious, which naturally makes the city lord envious.
But after all, they were fellow patients in a wheelchair. Shi Xing also had some friendship with the city lord. He promised that he would find a way to restore the city lord's health in the future, which earned the city lord's sincere gratitude.
After all, this is the head of the Medicine King Sect. Even if he can't beat others in a fight, treating diseases is his professional counterpart's strength.
Thoughts flashed through his mind, Shi Xing composed himself, showed a solemn expression, and gently knocked on the door.
"Da da da!"
Shi Xing's voice was loud and clear: "Fellow Daoist Heiyang, Fellow Daoist Hongli, and the leader of the Yaowang Sect, Shi Xing, are here to bother me. Please open the door and see me."
"..."
"..."
"Ahem."
Shi Xing raised his voice again: "Fellow Taoist Heiyang, Taoist Hongli, and Yaowang Sect are here to visit with heavy gifts. I hope to see you when we open the door!"
"..."
"..."
Shi Xing: "???"
"Well..."
Yao Yang frowned and came to the wall, tapped it gently with his fingers, put his ears against it and felt it for a moment, then suddenly showed a sudden look on his face, turned around and looked at the confused Shi Xing, and pointed at the wall.
"The pattern and color on the surface are covered up to look like ordinary five-color city masonry. In fact, they are all high-quality "sound-absorbing stones", and it is difficult for outside sounds to be transmitted in."
"Ah this..."
Sect leader Shi Xing was stunned for a moment, with a confused expression on his face.
The so-called sound-absorbing stone is no stranger to him. It is a special type of mineral in the Traveling World. It is mostly distributed in foreign territories, but it is relatively rare and precious on the human side.
This kind of ore is of the highest quality, both in terms of sound insulation effect and sturdiness.
It is generally used for...well, it is used to build the kind of secret practice room used for retreat!
But isn’t this a secret room?
Isn’t this the house you live in?
Is it possible that the secret room also has a yard, and there are green plants in it, right?
He, Shi Xing, had never seen anyone use this thing to build a house, so he was so out of line!
You two are completely isolated from the world, right?
You don’t even think about what to do if someone comes to your door?
Are you no longer a group creature like humans?
Don’t you need to socialize at all?
Have you become immortals?
For a time, Shi Xing, the leader of the Medicine King Sect, who claimed to be well-informed, couldn't help but have a bunch of question marks on his head.
"That, Sect Leader..."
Yao Yang looked helpless: "What should we do now?"
"Uh..."
Shi Xing stopped talking, looked up at the sky, and said in a complicated tone: "How about we... climb over the wall and fly over?"
"Ah, this is breaking into a private house, right?"
Yao Yang twitched the corner of his mouth and also looked up.
"Besides, I have a hunch that if I fly in directly, I might encounter something unusual."
For example, what about an anti-air missile system? (bushi)
For example, what about the protective formation?
What should we do? Just leave?
The sect master and the great elder looked at each other and nodded.
"Ahem, that..."
Shi Xing waved his hand: "What Elder Yao said makes sense. Let's check it a few more times to see if there are any gaps or anything!"
Well, give them two more time to think of a solution!
"Does Elder Yao have any good ideas?"
"Uh, no."
"Where are you, Sect Master?"
"Uh, I was thinking."
"..."
"..."
"Alas..."
Yao Yang sighed and regretted: "We should have discussed and made an appointment in advance. It would be a bit reckless to come to visit suddenly like this."
"..."
"..."
"Ahem!"
Shi Xing suddenly coughed and sneered at his disciples: "It seems that the two fellow Taoists are not at home today, we... eh?"
Before Shi Xing finished speaking, he suddenly looked into the distance with everyone, and saw several figures slowly walking towards this side.
………
"Hmm? Why are there so many people in front of Xiaoyang's house?"
Qing Tianming squinted his eyes in confusion and looked curiously at the people pushing the cart in front of him.
"Is this the team we hired to decorate our new home?"
"Uh, that seems to be..."
Hei Muguang put up a pergola with his hands and looked carefully.
"The one at the front seems to be the Immortal Chief of the Medicine King Sect. We had a chance encounter before, but he was still seriously injured at that time."
"The Immortal Chief of Yaowang Sect?!"
Qing Tianming's eyes widened: "How come they came here in person, and there are so many of them? Is Xiaoyang and the others causing trouble?"
"I don't see it."
Qing Yiyi frowned: "It looks like she's waiting for someone to open the door?
Hmm, I don’t know much about things in the spiritual world, so I guess I came here to talk to Xiaoyang and the others about something?”
"Let the Immortal come here in person?!"
Qing Tianming was startled: "Then why don't Xiaoyang and the others open the door quickly? What should I do if the immortal waits impatiently and becomes angry?"
Although their Five Color Family has connections with the Five Elements Sect, even the royal family dares to be tough.
But now the person in front of that door is a member of the Yaowang Sect who is also a member of the Immortal Sect, and this is not something that the current Wuse Family can afford to offend!
"Oh, Dad, what are you afraid of?"
Qing Yiyi pulled her father forward with a nonchalant expression.
"The Immortal Chief is just a person who has practiced some magic. Aren't Xiaoyang and the others also returned from practice?
Although I don’t know much about the spiritual world, my son is familiar with it.
He said that when you meet people in the spiritual world, just tell him and Xiaoli's names. He said that they only want to hang out on the Tao... Well, these are his exact words.
He said that as long as friends who hang out on the street hear their names, they will give them some face.
Well, he also said that if you meet someone who doesn't give face, it proves that the other person is a small fish who has no access to high-end levels, or an antique who doesn't go out all year round.
Xiaoyang said there is no need to panic when encountering this situation. Let us scold Xiaoyang a few times and he will come over to help solve the problem.
Well, although I don’t know why I scold Xiaoyang, maybe this is some kind of ritual code in the spiritual world. Oh, don’t worry about that, it’s more important to see a doctor!”
"Hey, hey, Yiyi, don't be impulsive..."
Qing Tianming looked anxious: "Xiaoyang is still a child, and it's normal for children to like to talk nonsense to adults. We can't take it seriously.
Think about it, Xiao Yang has only been practicing for less than a year, so how can he get so much dignity?"
"My son will not lie to me."
Qing Yiyi waved her hand disapprovingly.
"Xiaoyang is your daughter and I am my biological child. I have raised her since she was a child. You can tell the truth from lies at a glance, okay?"
"But..."
"Oh, stop it!"
Qing Yiyi looked at Shi Xing, who was walking quickly towards this side, and she glanced at her husband, who was not very familiar with him.
Hei Muguang hummed, and under the surprised gaze of his father-in-law, he smiled and said hello to the "immortal chief".
"It's you, Sect Master Shi. Are the previous injuries still serious?"
"Thanks to Patriarch Muguang and your children, I've been feeling much better recently."
Shi Xing came over with a smile: "Are you here? Come to play with your children?"
"Ha, aren't we here to see how this brat adapts here?"
Hei Muguang smiled, pointed behind him and introduced.
"Well, this is my father-in-law, and this is my wife Qing Yiyi. It's the Chinese New Year!"
"Oh, that's it, that's it. Mrs. Qing and the old head of the Qing family have met you two."
Shi Xing suddenly realized it and smiled: "I have become so confused by practicing cultivation that I can't even remember the passage of time in the human world."
"Oh, you are too polite."
"You are too polite."
"Um...you should be older than me..."
"Hey, it's okay, it's okay, hahaha."
Fortunately, Qing Lianlian has been sent to Lan Yuying, otherwise her pure mind would have been polluted by the adults' dirty politeness...
Hei Muguang and Shi Xing walked to the door chatting and laughing, and the great elder Yao Yang also smiled and nodded, which made Mr. Qingtianming feel a little dizzy.
"Well, Yiyi, and Mu Guang..."
Qing Tianming looked puzzled: "Who is this immortal?"
"Hi, Dad, I forgot to introduce you. Look, this is the master of the Medicine King Sect. Where is this..."
Hei Muguang pulled his father-in-law over from his wife and introduced the people in front of him with a smile on his face.
Seeing his father-in-law's somewhat reserved look, although he knew it was wrong to think so, Hei Muguang still felt secretly happy.
Awesome!
Status in front of father-in-law 1 1 1
Hei Muguang, who had been scolded by his father-in-law all day long like a son, suddenly parted the clouds and saw the blue sky, soaring in the day... I'm exaggerating, hehe.
As for why the sect leaders and elders of these immortal sects are so polite to him, Hei Muguang also knows it very well.
He saw with his own eyes that the sect leader was chased around by a big monster and almost died, but the next second his son came over and chopped the monster into pieces.
Seeing his son split a mountain with his own eyes, Hei Muguang had some idea in his mind, knowing that he was borrowing his son's light.
In other words, Hei Muguang relied on his son to show off once in front of his father-in-law.
But, what's wrong with having a son? Hei Muguang's son is his, he raised him carefully, he and Yiyi cared for him and raised him up together. Without him, how could he have a son? p>
Well, to round things off, Hei Muguang only managed to show off in front of his father-in-law on his own!
Hey hey...
Mentally patting his son on the shoulder and giving a thumbs up, Hei Muguang was not too bad either.
As long as he is not drinking, he will always be a solid and steady support in the eyes of his son Hei Yang and his wife Qing Yiyi, and he is the backbone of the family.
Speaking of which, Hei Muguang did feel that he was wronged. He really gave up drinking for more than ten years for his son.
My son finally grew up and moved out. He just took a few sips to satisfy his craving, and then he was caught by his father-in-law.
There is no way around it, but occasionally showing weakness to family members is Hei Moguang’s secret to maintaining family harmony.
As long as he can stand up at critical moments, not give in on principle, and not be so weak all the time, his family will not really look down on him.
On the contrary, it will appear that he is more considerate and gentle, and is a reliable adult man who can be trusted!
"On the self-cultivation of mature men in running a household" - Hei Muguang
"Ha, I'm really sorry for keeping you waiting outside for so long."
Hei Muguang smiled helplessly: "Xiaoyang and the others have no sense of time when they sleep. They used to be able to take care of him when they lived with us. Now that they have moved out, they may not know when they will wake up." "Obviously he is a high-level monk, but he still sleeps like a mortal every day..."
Shi Xing also showed a helpless expression: "Those two are really different."
"Actually, it's just laziness."
Qing Yiyi unceremoniously exposed her son's shortcomings.
"Just like that little donkey, you have to find someone behind to whip it with a whip and walk a few steps, and then whip it a few steps."
"This, hahaha..."
Shi Xing laughed twice. It was hard to answer this. He turned to look at the closed door and sighed.
"It seems we have to wait until they wake up before we can go in."
"How dare he ask his mother to wait for him outside the door?!"
Qing Yiyi widened her eyes and looked unhappy.
"Xiaoyang, I'm afraid he doesn't want his butt to bloom!"
"Ah this..."
Shi Xing laughed twice, saying this was even more difficult to answer.
"However, this wall is made of sound-absorbing stone, so they probably can't hear our movements."
"Ha, what did I think it was?"
Qing Yiyi smiled and took out a bunch of keys from her body.
"How can a parent not have the key to his son's house?"
Shi Xing: "..."
Okay, very strong, nothing to say, great job!
"However, it would not be appropriate to open the door directly..."
Qing Yiyi frowned. Xiaoyang's child was probably not awake yet. If so many people came in suddenly, her son might be frightened. It would be better to notify her in advance.
Thinking of this, under the doubtful eyes of everyone, Qing Yiyi walked slowly to the lazy dog statue at the door, raised her arms and stood on tiptoes, tapped the dog's nose three times, and waited on the spot.<
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…………
At this time, Heiyang Hongli in the house was not sleeping quietly as everyone outside the door imagined.
On the contrary, the girl's melodious screams were constantly echoing in the house.
"Don't, don't, it's too fast, stop, I'm going to hit you! Ah——Black Sun!!!"
"Don't be afraid, Xiaoli, be patient a little longer, I'm looking for an opportunity to enter the market!"
"You're so embarrassed, so embarrassed to say it! It's not all the fault of you, Heiyang, that I'm like this now, ahhhhh!!!"
Hei Yang looked forward with a solemn expression, staring closely at his girlfriend.
I saw Hongli's figure constantly flashing in the room, as if a displacement hanger was turned on.
Not only did Hongli constantly change its position and direction, but its speed was also very alarming. One moment, it hit the east wall, and the next it hit the door. The movement pattern was strange and unpredictable.
Amidst the whistling wind, strings of small pearls spilled out from the corners of the red glass eyes. The girl shed tears with a look of despair on her face. The tears continued to move at high speed and scattered all over the sky.
Well, this is the state of instant-kill magical power. Hongli can't control herself now. With the surge of spiritual power, the whole person is running around the room crazily, like a deflating balloon, constantly flying in the sky.
Swirling.
"Woooo, Hei Yang, I'm not done with you!
Woohoo, I want to file a complaint. I’m going to complain to my parents, saying that you bullied me...
Wuwuwu, I want them to slap your ass hard with a shovel, Wuwuahhhh!!!”
"Paji"
Red glass is attached to the ceiling.
"Good opportunity!"
With a flash of light in Hei Yang's eyes, he jumped up and rushed towards the slowly falling Hongli. Then with quick eyes and quick hands, he picked her up in his arms and hugged her tightly.
Black Yang's spiritual power surged, forcibly suppressing the instant-kill magical power that wanted to cause trouble again, allowing Hongli to stop and breathe.
"Phew, it finally stopped, wuwuwu, stinky black sun, stinky..."
Hongli suddenly froze, her unfinished words stuck in her throat and swallowed again.
She twisted her body and came back to consciousness from the previous state. She felt two strong arms around her waist and legs, and then she realized the fact that she was being held in her boyfriend's arms.
The warm touch in Hei Yang's arms made Hong Li feel a little itchy. She wanted to yell and scold Hei Yang loudly, but when she raised her head and saw Hei Yang's face, her aura instantly softened.
Just, it's amazing. I don't know why, but when she looks at Hei Yang recently, she always feels that he is becoming more and more pleasing to the eye and more and more handsome...
Although it was pleasing to the eye before, it is not like now. Just seeing the other person makes the heart beat faster and the corners of the mouth can't help but want to raise, as if some kind of curse has been cast...
The forehead is hot, the brain is hot, and the cheeks are hot. Hongli has only experienced this feeling when she had a high fever when she was a child... Well, but it is a little different.
My mind is blank, I can't think too much, and my whole body feels hot.
But when I'm sick, I feel helpless, and I even want to stop thinking and die. Maybe it won't be uncomfortable.
At this time, it was as if she had found support and no longer had to worry about anything. As long as she was held in her arms like this, everything seemed to be solved.
What does this feel like? Happiness?
Well, Hei Yang smells good too. Hong Li doesn't know what sunshine smells like, but she prefers it to be the smell of sunshine because it makes people feel warm.
"Okay."
Hei Yang smiled sheepishly, stretched out his hand to wipe the tears from the corners of the girl's eyes, and said softly: "If you hold her like this, you won't fly away."
Hong Li: "!!!"
He, his voice, his voice is also very nice!
Hong Li's eyes were a little blurry, as if covered with a layer of mist.
Wait, what on earth is she doing, what is she thinking!
No, something is wrong with her. The original culprit is Hei Yang, okay!
Even if, even if...even if you forgive him, you should at least say a few harsh words to warn him so that you don't look so easy to bully!
Thinking of this, Hongli took a deep breath and adjusted her emotions. Vicious words brewed in her heart. She opened her lips and said them in the meanest tone!
"Well, it's up to you..."
Hong Li showed a silly smile and straightened her body so that she could get closer to Hei Yang's face.
"If you keep holding me like this until the promotion is over, I will forgive you!"
After saying that, Hongli squinted her eyes happily, buried her little head in Heiyang's arms, and rubbed her cheek comfortably against her boyfriend's chest, feeling full of peace of mind.
Great! "Hold tightly in the arms of Heiyang Project" is a great success!
Hong Li: "???"
No, what nonsense is she talking about?
What a success! When was this a plan that was inexplicably customized? This was not the original plan!
Hongli, Hongli, how could you do this? You are the one who wants to compete for the throne of the family, how can you be so easy to coax!
Is this it, are you willing to bow to the Black Sun Dog Thief?!
Even if you like him... uh, like him very much... uh, like him very, very much, but... but you... you can't be like this, you have to stand up, you have to, you have to cheer up...
Hongli's heart was filled with a war between heaven and man, and she was so entangled that she subconsciously kicked her little feet - this was her last stubbornness... her last stubbornness!
"Huh, it seems that the fusion progress has improved a lot, but it has slowed down a bit now..."
Hei Yang breathed a sigh of relief, hugged his girlfriend's petite body and sat down on the edge of the bed. He put her on his legs, put one hand around her back to prevent her from escaping, and the other hand held two
Little feet.
"Why are you kicking around..."
Hei Yang was a little confused, patted Hong Li's back with concern, and said softly: "Don't be nervous, it's okay."
Hong Li: "!!!!!!"
Hongli, ho, ho, ho, ho, be stubborn...stubborn, strong, don't be fooled by sugar-coated bullets, ho, ho...
Can't be fooled by Hei Yang's sweet words...
Hei Yang...Hei Yang...like it!
I like Heiyang!
I love being held in my arms and protected like this!
Great!
Everything went dark.
Hongli.exe has stopped running.
"Huh..."
Watching my girlfriend unconscious cough...
Seeing his girlfriend calm down, Hei Yang finally breathed a sigh of relief.
But almost at the same moment, the small, palm-sized lazy dog statue on the bedside table suddenly made a sound.
"Woof! Woof! Woof! There is a visitor! There is a visitor! Woof woof woof!"
"Hmm?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows, reached for the little lazy dog, injected spiritual energy, and asked doubtfully: "Is there anyone here? This is Yang Li's home. Are you here to visit or... uh, who are you?"
"This is Yang Li's home. Who are you?"
In the astonished gazes of everyone in the Yaowang Sect, the big lazy dog statue at the door made a sound. This was a crushing victory for the Technical Department of the Five Elements Sect against the Yaowang Sect, which is also a major sect of the Immortal Sect!
"Huh, I didn't sleep to death."
Qing Yiyi took a long breath and said angrily: "I am your mother, open the door!"
"I am your mother..."
Hei Yang: "???"
No, why does this person curse others when he opens his mouth? Bottom line, quality... uh... seems to be really my mother?!
"Cough cough cough cough..."
Hei Yang coughed and quickly spoke out.
"Mom, why are you still using this thing? You don't have the key..."
"Hmm, I, your dad, your grandpa, and many Taoist priests from Yaowang Sect said they are here to give you gifts."
Qing Yiyi said concisely and concisely: "Get up quickly and pack up. We have been waiting at the door for a while and are ready to go in."
"Oh! Oh! Got it! Got it!"
Hei Yang put the little lazy dog back on the table, and used some strength to turn over the little salted fish statue on the table - this was the door switch.
Already, to walk from the door to the living room of Yangliwo, you need to pass through the courtyard door, the partition door, and the living room door in sequence.
When the courtyard door is closed, the partition door is open and the living room door is closed.
When flipping the little salted fish, the courtyard door opens, the partition door closes, the living room door opens, and then flips over...
Well, in theory, as long as the little salted fish on the bed is turned off, Hei Yang Hongli can even let the person in while lying on the bed...
Well, there is also a position detection array in the courtyard. Heiyang only needs to flip the little salted fish once. When the guest walks to the corresponding door, the door will open by itself...
How should I put it...ahem...
The brothers and sisters of the Five Elements Sect are indeed the great nobles of Heiyang Hongli!
Don’t forget the well digger when you are drinking water. When I was lazy today, I was also grateful to my brothers and sisters for carrying forward! It’s really positive energy!
"Whew... get up... get up..."
Hei Yang let out a long breath, lowered his head, looked at Hong Li who was curled up like a cat in his arms, and was about to say a reminder.
Suddenly a huge force came, and then there was a sudden space fluctuation. Hei Yang suddenly stopped holding on, and Hongli flew out again with a "swish"!
Well, this is an instant kill, as fast as the wind, unexpected and unprepared, and contains the power of speed and profound space laws!
"Huh?"
Hongli felt her arms were empty, and opened her eyes in confusion. Before she could react, there was a "boom" in her ears, and she hit the ceiling with her head.
It didn't hurt at all, but it just put a question mark on Hongli's head.
Huh? Who is she? Where is she? Where is she going? Wasn't she in her boyfriend's arms just now? What about a boyfriend who is so older than her?
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang looked down at his empty arms, then raised his head again, looking at his girlfriend on the ceiling in horror.
In an instant, Hei Yang felt as if his teammates were pinging a bunch of question marks on his head...
Instantly kill the dog thief! He actually tricked him!
"Xiao Li! Hold on!"
Hei Yang gritted his teeth and said: "I'm here to save you!"
At this moment, the sound of chatting, laughing and discussing reached my ears.
"Hey, well, yes, that's it. Well, just go this way next. I see this kid Xiaoyang..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"That..."
Hongli rubbed it and looked at her boyfriend below, with an innocent and confused look on her face.
"Who can tell me what happened?"
Hei Yang: "..."
He is guilty and he commits suicide.
No matter what, let’s get my girlfriend down from the ceiling first!