How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 263 Parents: My child, why are you looking at the computer screen every time I enter your room?
Chapter 263 Parents: My child, why are you looking at the computer screen every time I enter your room?
"Oh, it's just Hongli, you can catch it!"
Hei Yang held down his recaptured girlfriend with one hand and wiped the sweat from the top of his head with the other hand.
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hong Li, who was pressed on the bed, rolled her eyes and agreed perfunctorily.
"My husband is invincible, Hongli Xiaonizi has no power to fight back in front of my husband, she was easily manipulated!"
"I just thought your weirdness was a compliment to me."
Hei Yang let out a long breath, listened to the laughter and chatter coming closer and closer outside, and looked at Hong Li helplessly.
"Mom, they are coming, what do you say?"
"Ask me, how do I know?"
Hong Li looked up at Hei Yang with a look of despair.
"If I were just as invisible and violent as you were before, nothing would happen.
But now this thing is an instant kill, an instant kill!
Do you want me to follow you out and kill the guests like crazy?"
"Grass!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but think about that scene, and the corner of his mouth twitched.
"Then the way our family treats guests is quite special."
"That's really special."
Hongli couldn't help but complain.
"Even if I can barely control my strength without accidentally injuring others, think about it...
You are sitting in the living room, chatting and laughing, and the background music is poor Hongli's screams, screaming and bouncing around you?"
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Imagine it."
Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes expressionlessly.
"That can no longer be regarded as an ordinary social death, it is simply... just...
I’ll just be promoted to the heavyweight comedy clown in the travel industry!”
"Be confident."
Hei Yang encouraged: "Maybe you can become popular and run for selections like the Great Shadou in the Heavens?"
"Who would be surprised by that kind of selection!"
"What should we do?"
Hei Yang spread his hands helplessly.
"You can't let me, brother, hold you in the living room to meet guests, right?"
Hong Li: "!!!"
"Fuck! What the hell are you doing!"
Hongli imagined that scene, her face turned red with embarrassment: "This is too shameful!"
Although but...
It’s just shameful!
"No! Absolutely not!"
Hongli decisively rejected this outrageous proposal.
"Anyway..."
Hongli gritted her teeth.
"If it's just the two of us, you can hug me however you want... No matter how much you go too far, I'll admit it!
But if there are others, I won’t do it!”
"Nonsense, of course I know this won't work..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Stop talking about you, I'm scared too!"
"Xiaoyang? Xiaoli? Strange...where are you people?"
Mom's voice came faintly from the living room: "You guys sit down first, I'll go see them two..."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang and Hong Li, who was pressed on the bed by his hands, looked at each other, then looked at the door, blinked, and shouted without hesitation.
"Mom! I'm coming right now. Just wait a moment. I'll be here soon!"
"Ah?"
Qing Yiyi's confused voice came: "What are you busy with?"
"Ah, no, no, no, I mean, small things, small things!"
Hei Yang sweated on his forehead and said quickly: "Mom, please go sit down and drink some water. I will finish the matter at hand right away!"
"Then..."
Qing Yiyi was stunned for a moment: "Okay, don't delay."
"I know, I know!"
"..."
Mom's footsteps gradually fade away.
"Huh..."*2
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.
"What now?"
Hei Yang showed a toothache expression: "Do you want to come with me?"
"Are you holding me?"
"If I don't hold you, I won't fly away..."
"Grass, indeed."
The corners of Hongli's mouth twitched, and she suddenly thought of something, and said cautiously: "Well, how about you carry me out, but you have to wear a coat or a quilt to cover me up, so that no one can see me, or I use
It’s okay to hide from the gods!
Then you said that I went out for a run early in the morning and did morning exercises, and I’m not at home now!”
Hei Yang: "..."
“There are so many flaws that I don’t even know where to start…”
A row of black lines was drawn across Heiyang's head.
"Taking a few million steps back, even if my parents are mentally distorted and believe the nonsense of you going out for a morning exercise...
But while you were restraining your instant-kill magical powers and hiding in my arms, didn’t you think about how outrageous that scene was?”
"Ah this..."
The eyes of Hongli and Heiyang floated upward at the same time, looking at the imaginary bubble.
[It would be bad if someone noticed if you made any strange noise!]
[Don’t move around and hold on tighter.]
[Listen, they seem to be talking about you!]
[You don’t want your shame to be known, right?]
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Grass!"*2
"What I just said is nonsense! Don't take it seriously!"
Hong Li sweated on her forehead, took a deep breath, and gritted her teeth: "Since going out means at least being a social worker, I'll just stay in the house! Hei Yang, just go out alone!"
"Are you sure you don't need my help now?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you afraid of getting bumped all over your head? Aren't you afraid of being bounced all over the room? Weren't you still crying and flying around just now?"
"Hey, this little hardship is nothing compared to social death!"
Hongli snorted softly, her face full of determination.
"Okay, please let go of my hand and go out quickly so that people don't have to wait."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment and had a headache: "Then, what's the reason?
How can I explain to them if you stay in the house and don't go out?"
"Just say that Hongli is sick and feels unwell!"
"Then they were worried about you and came over to visit you with fruit in hand, only to find you full of energy and flying around the house as soon as they opened the door?"
"Fuck! Why do you always tear me down!"
"I'm going to analyze it seriously with you!"
"I don't think it's serious..."
Hongli curled her lips, paused, and whispered: "Then just say, well, last night was wonderful, but now she is very tired and can't walk, so I came alone!"
Hei Yang: "???"
Hongli: "..."
"What...what happened?"
Hong Li stammered: "What, what's that look in your eyes!"
"I didn't say..."
It took Hei Yang more than ten seconds to come to his senses. His face turned red and he couldn't help but make a sound.
"You, you can't spread rumors out of thin air!
I haven’t done anything yet! What you said makes me seem so... so outrageous!”
"Hey..."
Hong Li closed her eyelids guiltily and whispered: "Anyway, it will happen sooner or later..."
Hei Yang: "???"
Hongli: "..."
"Why are you still looking at me like that!"
Hongli's head shrank lower and lower, and she suddenly caught a glimpse of something. She looked away as if she was electrocuted, her face flushed, and she said angrily: "Then think of a valid reason! Do you have to ask me this too? Damn it!
Damn it! Damn it!"
"Ah this..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched and he coughed twice: "That's okay, then I'll let go, so don't panic."
"I know, I know, let go..."
Hong Li pretended to be impatient, but when she felt that Hei Yang's hand was really about to let go, she panicked for no reason and suddenly reached out and grabbed Hei Yang's wrist.
"Heiyang, wait!"
"Huh?"
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment: "What's wrong?"
"Well, I thought about it..."
Hongli smiled coquettishly: "Maybe, how about adding some safeguards?"
Hei Yang: "?"
"..."
"..."
In the living room at this time, Yao Yang, Shi Xing, Qing Yiyi, Hei Muguang, and Qing Tianming were sitting at the table, chatting and laughing.
"Seriously..."
Shi Xing pointed at himself with a smile: "Even though I look young, I am actually over 420 years old this year, and I am considered old in the Golden Core stage, hahaha."
"More than four hundred years old..."
Qing Tianming and others were stunned. His eldest daughter Qing Yiyi is thirty-seven years old, and his son-in-law Hei Muguang's younger daughter is one year old and is thirty-six this year.
The oldest Qing Tianming is only sixty-seven years old this year.
For ordinary people, living to eighty or ninety is considered a blessing, and a hundred years is the limit of longevity in imagination.
But if you are over four hundred years old...
Such a long period of time gave Qing Yiyi and the others a slightly unreal sense of trance.
"Practice..."
Qing Tianming sighed, then smiled helplessly.
"Huh, Taoist Master's longevity is amazing. Ordinary people like us would be thankful to God if we can live to be seventy or eighty years old!"
"Seventy or eighty is the number of years to live..."
Hei Muguang continued: "After turning thirty-five, I feel that my physical condition has declined a bit.
Excluding the childhood period of young children, at most there are only ten years or so when they are more energetic and can indulge a little more.
Next, there will be all kinds of troubles. Things that I liked to do before can’t be done now. What I wanted to eat and drink before can’t be spoken now. There are also illnesses, aging..." p>
"What Mu Guang said is..."
Qing Tianming sighed, as soon as the question of lifespan is raised, people can't help but continue talking.
Qing Tianming, who has already felt that his body is aging, has even more experience.
"To put it bluntly, some old people say they have had enough life in the end. In fact, there is no life enough, even their energy and body cannot keep up!
I can't do anything with my old body, I can't bite food, I can't taste it, I can't hear or see clearly, and all my interests and hobbies are restricted, so I say I've had enough...
Well, just like Yiyi’s mother, when she was ill... uh, not that..."
Qing Tianming suddenly paused, turned to look at Qing Yiyi, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Dad talked too much, your mother..."
"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, it's been so many years, I'm not very sad anymore..."
Qing Yiyi waved her hand, looked at Hei Muguang pretending to be angry, and said harshly: "Did you hear what dad said? If you drink so much alcohol again, it will hurt your body and so on. When you get older, you won't even taste a drop of it."
If you don’t come out, I’ll make you mad!”
"Hey, you said..."
Hei Muguang couldn't help but retorted: "It's just because I can't enjoy it when I'm old. Now that I can still enjoy it, I should also take my old share..."
Qing Yiyi: "Huh?"
Hei Muguang: "I'm talking nonsense, I won't drink anymore."
Qing Yiyi: "Humph."
After lightly giving Hei Muguang a look, Qing Yiyi smiled again. After all, there were outsiders present, so she still had to save face for her husband and talk about family matters at home.
"The two Taoist priests laughed at each other, haha..."
Qing Yiyi smiled and stretched her head to look out the window. Two elders of the Yaowang Sect were directing the disciples to sort and unload the goods...
"Well, let the Taoist priests go into the house to have a rest, drink water and so on. You don't have to bother yourself so much. Just let Xiaoyang and the others do this by themselves!"
"It doesn't matter, we are all monks, how can we still be tired?"
Yao Yang, who had been silent since before, suddenly spoke up, glanced at Shi Xing, his eyes flickered a few times, and then looked at Qing Tianming with a complicated expression.
"Uh..."
Qing Tianming's heart skipped a beat, and he whispered: "What's wrong? This sudden expression..."
"Uh... well... how should I put it..."
Yao Yang suddenly relaxed his brows and showed a comforting smile.
"Haha, you don't have to be so nervous. It's nothing. I just said it casually. Just listen to it like it's gossip."
Qing Tianming: "?"
Well, he was relatively calm before, but now he is starting to panic.
"Taoist! Doctor! Doctor!"
Qing Yiyi's expression changed drastically: "What's wrong with my dad?"
"Well...Actually, I've been staring at it since I entered the door..."
Yao Yang laughed twice: "I wanted to say something, but seeing that the sect leader didn't say a word, I felt embarrassed. After all, it was a bit rude..."
"It's okay!"
Qing Tianming showed a determined expression: "Taoist Master, tell me, it's okay, I can stand it!"
"Ah...then I'll say it..."
"Taoist Master, tell me!"
"Actually, you seem to be..."
Yao Yang took a deep breath and said seriously: "I'm sick! I'm seriously ill!"
Qing Yiyi: "!!!"
Hei Muguang: "!!!"
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"Sure enough, that's why I thought I would definitely come back this year to see..."
Qing Tianming sighed, showing a lonely smile: "Then, how long do I have left?"
Qing Yiyi, Hei Muguang: "!!!"
"Why do you say that..."
Qing Yiyi's pupils shrank, she grabbed Qing Tianming's hand beside her, and said hurriedly: "Didn't you say you have a cold? How long has it been, Dad? Dad!"
"Hey, don't worry, I'm still here!"
Qing Tianming patted his daughter, turned to look at Yao Yang, and smiled: "Go on."
"Well..."
Seeing everyone looking at him, Yao Yang showed a serious expression.
"This is the first time I have seen this symptom. Through observation... I have summarized the following characteristics.
It is not clear at the time of infection, but the latent ability is very strong. According to judgment, it poses no threat to the human body in the early stage. It begins to proliferate rapidly in the middle stage. By the time obvious symptoms appear, such as a cold and cough, it is already in the late stage and most of the body has been eroded.
Until the end..."
"The skin is blue, revealing the spots on the body?"
Qing Tianming suddenly spoke.
"Ah...it's not clear yet..."
Yao Yang was stunned for a moment, looked at Qing Tianming, and said cautiously: "Could it be that..."
"..."
Qing Tianming did not speak, but gently rolled up his sleeves. When everyone looked at him, his pupils shrank instantly.
"Harm, more than sixty is considered acceptable."
Qing Tianming sighed, looked at the stunned crowd, and smiled: "As I said just now, I have lived a good life!
I have a group of strong sons and two lovely and beautiful daughters who have been with me for so long. It’s time for me to follow my mother.”
"No! You are not allowed to leave!"
Qing Yiyi suddenly shouted, thinking of the horrible symptoms under her sleeves, she held Qing Tianming's hand tightly, her eyes were a little red, and Hei Muguang slowly and gently hugged her waist without saying a word.
"That..."
Hei Muguang looked at Shi Xing, frowned and asked.
"Sect Master Shi, this..."
Shi Xing: "Uh..."
"Hey, Mu Guang, don't make it difficult for others."
Qing Tianming waved his hand: "They all say I have lived enough..."
"It can be cured!"
Shi Xing nodded affirmatively, showing a confident expression: "I am the master of the Medicine King Sect!"
"I really haven't lived enough!"
Qing Tianming straightened his back and nodded.
"Well, I still want to watch Lianlian grow up, Xiaoyang get married, Lianlian get married, Taoist priest, what do you think should be done, now I..."
"Ah... don't get excited yet..."
Shi Xing smiled coquettishly: "It can be cured, at least suppressed or even gradually recovered. I can guarantee that, but in terms of eradication or no sequelae..."
"The sect master should have wanted to wait until the two fellow Taoists came over before talking..."
Yao Yang explained: "Then we will study and discuss it together. There is still great hope for treatment!"
"In addition..."
Yao Yang smiled and turned to a lighter topic to comfort the three of them.
"With the cultivation level of the two Taoist friends Heiyang Hongli, as their family members, you don't have to worry about your lifespan like ordinary people just now.
With the looks of those two, and you being their closest relatives, you might live longer than us!
So, the same goes for this disease. The early, middle and late stages I just talked about are just speaking from a secular perspective, but we are much better than that, aren’t we?"
"Sorry, sorry, I made the Taoist priest laugh."
Qing Tianming forced a smile: "Because the word death is still too scary for mortals like us, making it difficult to calm down..."
"Well! I was too excited. Well, I'm sorry, I spoke a little too loudly just now..."
Qing Yiyi came back to her senses, adjusted her mood, drank all the water in the cup on the table, stood up, and explained: "Well, I'm going to see Xiaoyang and the others to see why they haven't come over yet.
You guys keep talking, keep talking!"
"Uh..."
The four of them were stunned, watching Qing Yiyi disappear around the corner, and looked back.
"Ha, let's wait until the two fellow Taoists arrive..."
"Well, small things, small things, say something that makes people happy."
"It doesn't matter..."
"..."
"..."
Qing Yiyi suddenly stopped and turned to look behind her to make sure no one was following her. Then she covered her mouth and nose and trembled.
Taking out a handkerchief to wipe her tears, Qing Yiyi took a deep breath, blinked her eyes, and then continued walking towards the bedroom.
"Xiaoyang...Xiaoli..."
Qing Yiyi whispered: "What are you doing..."
"Boom!"
A muffled sound suddenly came from the direction of the bedroom, startling Qing Yiyi.
"This is..."
Qing Yiyi's eyes widened, thinking of a terrifying possibility: "A fight? No way!"
Although Xiaoyang Xiaoli has had thousands of fights, if not tens of thousands, but there was a sudden fight when there were guests outside, and everything was fine just now...
"Could it be that there was some big conflict?!"
Qing Yiyi was startled, she quickly quickened her pace and reached the bedroom door in a few steps.
"Xiaoyang? Xiaoli? What are you doing?"
Qing Yiyi raised her voice: "Why did it sound suddenly?"
"Ah, it's okay, it's okay!"
Hei Yang's panicked voice came.
"That's right, we're fine, don't worry!"
Hongli quickly echoed.
"Are you okay..."
Qing Yiyi showed a confused expression, but when she thought about her father's illness, she shook her head and put it behind her.
Since the master of the Medicine King Sect says that it can be cured, there must be no problem. Well, Qing Yiyi, don’t scare yourself!
With this in mind, Qing Yiyi put her hand on the door and pressed lightly.
"If everything is okay, then mom will come in and see if there is anything you need help with..."
"Don't!!!"*2
The panicked voices of the two people came from inside the house, but by this time it was already too late.
"Hey, didn't you lock the door..."
The lazy dogs finally paid the price for their laziness. Qing Yiyi didn't expect that the bedroom door would open as soon as she pushed it. She originally wanted to knock on the door.
After being stunned for a moment, Qing Yiyi stretched her head and looked into the room.
"Xiaoyang, Xiaoli... what are you doing?!!!!"
"Ah this..."*2
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched and he turned to look at his stunned mother at the door, then turned to look at Hong Li who was tightly tied to the bed, then looked down at the rope still held in his hand, and fell into silence.<
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Qing Yiyi: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"That..."
Hei Yang's arms trembled, and he quickly blocked the rope with his hands behind his back, showing a smile that was sadder than crying.
"Haha, hahaha, mom, what can you do?"
Qing Yiyi: "You, you, she, she, I, I, I...you, you..."
"Oh ho, it's over!"
Hongli, who was tied to the bed, closed her eyes suddenly and looked peaceful.
Ah, she is dead, and everything that happened at the scene has nothing to do with her!
Hei Yang, forgive her for pretending to be dead so spinelessly, you have to survive!