Chapter 270: The more you want to do something well, the more likely you are to run into trouble...
"The gun is yours, the sword is mine..."
"Lihuo Jingshi Xiaohuo, this cup is for parents to use for self-defense..."
"Pass, one for you, one for me..."
On the big bed, the boy and the girl sat cross-legged opposite each other, muttering in a low voice that only the other party could hear. They were sorting out the props.
"Let me tell you, this medicinal wine is not of much use to me."
Hei Yang snorted softly and said proudly: "You may see some changes when you add a cup of water to the basin.
But if you pour it into rivers and lakes, you won’t see any difference at all!”
"Ah, yes, yes..."
Hong Li was noncommittal and pretended to be nonchalant.
"Leave it next to the bed. Maybe someone will need it later?"
Hei Yang: "..."
Hei Yang: "I'm too lazy to argue with you..."
Hongli: "Ah, yes, yes, that's what it means when you don't have enough confidence."
Hei Yang: "Who are you looking down on? Who are you looking down on?
Even with your little arms and legs, I’m afraid I might break them with just a little force!
You also asked me to drink medicinal wine, so don’t cry and call me daddy when the time comes!"
Hong Li: "Hey, without practice, you have no right to speak. Anyway, I haven't tried it yet, so you can brag as much as you want."
Hei Yang: "This is called stating the facts."
"I hope so..."
Hongli curled her lips, suddenly thought of something, and sighed.
"So how to fix that coffin? I got so angry when I saw it."
"Who can I blame for what I have invented?"
"Then let's take it..."
Hongli scratched her head: "Put it on the bedside for later use?"
"Why don't you think it's unlucky for you to put it on the bedside?"
Hei Yang helplessly held his forehead and sighed: "Put it in a storage bag and hide it. It can be more or less a life-saving trump card. Just deceive yourself and treat it like a turtle shell or something..."
"Okay..."
Hongli nodded and continued classifying.
"Little Peach Tree, needless to say the priority of this. Before we have other ways to increase the life span of our family, this is the lifeblood..."
"That's true."
Hei Yang held something that looked like a tablet in his hand and kept poking it. He couldn't help but complain: "This anxiety-making device can't play games or watch anime. In the end, it has to look like one that can connect to the Internet. It's really a bit...
Outrageous...
All I can say is that it is indeed an anxiety-producing device. It has not even started yet, and it has calmed my anxiety just by looking at it."
"Okay, okay, I've never played the games you mentioned or watched those anime since I was born..."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, took the anxiety-making device from Hei Yang, looked at the only start button on it, and looked curious.
"But so what, Miss Hongli is still alive and well?"
"It's normal to find it difficult to transition from luxury to frugality!
How do you say that, I can endure the darkness, if I have never seen the light, or to give a more intuitive example..."
Hei Yang pointed at Hong Li and said quietly: "If I want to sleep peacefully now, I must hold you, otherwise I won't be able to sleep well!"
"I understand, I am your mother. After all, it is normal for children to rely on their mothers."
"Climb, climb, climb."
"Urgent, urgent."
Hongli sneered and pressed the start button.
[Instructions for use: 1. The anxiety maker connects the world’s causal nodes through legal channels for calculation and operation, and is non-toxic and non-toxic.]
[2. The anxiety prediction is for reference only and is not an established fact. Please treat it rationally.]
[Connecting to world cause and effect nodes, please wait...]
[Connection successful, activated, click on the screen to perform an anxiety prophecy.]
"Ha, is this how it works..."
Hong Li nodded clearly and showed a confident smile: "There is no way to make me anxious. I am not a stressed girl like Qiao Qiao!"
………
"A sneeze!"
Hong Qiao, who was at the gate of Yangli's house, rubbed her red nose and murmured in a low voice: "Because you have been in a bad mood recently and have an irregular schedule, have you caught a cold...
Well, I remember my brother and sister said that when visiting, you can shout through the lazy dog statue at the door...
Well, wait a little longer, they should be sleeping now, wait until dawn before calling the door, I still have this bit of perseverance..."
………
[Anxiety creation: Your family is getting older, and your peach tree plan will take sixty years to harvest the first fruits, and your father has a bad habit of drinking. Maybe you should think of other ways, such as
Do you want to start practicing hard now?]
Hongli: "..."
"Grass, I'm getting anxious. What should Black Yang do? What he said makes sense!"
"Don't panic, it's only sixty years..."
Hei Yang snorted disdainfully: "Before that, the elixir technique and the spiritual stone could extend the lifespan of my parents!"
【Anxiety relief...】
"Oh, that's it?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows, reached out and took the anxiety-making device into his hand, and pressed the button.
"It's nothing more than that!"
[Anxiety creation: You will get married to your fiancée this year, but facing the fiancée you grew up with, you are overly nervous. Maybe you should learn to let go, or expect girls to take the initiative?]
Hei Yang: "..."
Damn, is this creating anxiety? Why does he feel like this is mocking him?
"Who are you looking down on? Who are you looking down on!"
Hei Yang gritted his teeth, and under Hong Li's excited eyes, he lifted up his sleeves and pulled off his shirt, revealing his well-proportioned upper body.
"Hey! How about it!"
Hei Yang bared his arms and said with a fierce look on his face: "Who can't let go? Who can't let go! I'm not anxious at all!"
Anxiety maker: "..."
Hongli: "Suck, suck, shimmy, sisha..."
[Anxiety Creation: You tried to take a big step, but you still can’t let go.]
Hei Yang: "???"
Hei Yang has a question mark. He is like this and still can’t let go?
Hei Yang was about to continue reasoning with the instrument when suddenly he heard the sound of gibbering.
"Pants...pants...continue..."
"?"
Hei Yang's expression froze, and he slowly turned his head, and then he saw a pair of eyes emitting light red light.
"That's right, that's right brother..."
Hong Li opened her magical power, her eyes widened, and she murmured in a low voice: "That's it, just keep letting go, hit it hard on the face, and give it to its pants... eh?"
Hongli was stunned for a moment, raised her head and saw Hei Yang's horrified eyes, smiled and waved hello.
"Hi, handsome husband!"
"I said..."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with his mouth twitching, feeling a little frightened.
"What's that look in your eyes? Aren't we fighting anxiety together? Your expression makes me a little anxious..."
"Ah, cough..."
Hongli lowered her head and kept glancing upward.
"I'm just giving you advice!
Fighting this anxiety is a piece of cake, as long as you put on your pants, ahem, I mean..."
"What did you say?"
Hei Yang frowned, having a bad premonition in his heart.
"I said..."
"Huh?"
"I told you to capture Hei Yang without any hesitation!!!"
"Fuck, you're so calm, I'm so...ouch!"
Hongli jumped up suddenly, kicked Yeli on Heiyang's chest, and stretched out her hands with bright eyes.
"Don't be afraid! Be good! I will help you eliminate your anxiety!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, I'll do it myself, myself...ah!!!"
"Whoa!"
"Hiss..."
【Anxiety Relief】
[Anxiety creation: changes in the catastrophe, alien races preparing to move, invasion of outside creatures...
You realize that the travel world is facing a critical moment, and you must do something to ensure that the safety of yourself and your family is not affected!】
[Full map of the realm: Nascent Soul-level creature detected, three hundred meters away from here!]
－－－－－－Digression－－－－－－
Ah, grandpa’s side turned out to be a villain who can make people sick on a large scale, and everyone can probably see that...
Then I thought about it, emmm, you know, in order for me to live, I had to ask that villain to disappear...
As a result, after cutting off that part of the plot, I have been stuck in the past few days... Huh, it's not a big problem. If the daily writing can't advance the plot, I will push it... I mean to promote character communication, huh!