How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 271: When the battery of the mobile phone reached about 30%, I vaguely felt a light flashing on my chest.
Chapter 271: When the battery of the mobile phone reached about 30%, I vaguely felt a light flashing on my chest.
"Xiaoli, Xiaoli, calm down, calm down..."
Hei Yang poked his head out from under the quilt and said with a panicked look on his face: "There's something wrong with you, there's almost love in your eyes!"
"What's the big deal!"
A small hand pressed on Hei Yang's head and pushed him back.
"Heiyang is the one who should calm down. As long as you cooperate well, you won't get hurt. Otherwise, don't force me to advance the wedding night!
Let me tell you, I'm very nervous now, don't scare me, otherwise I don't know what I will do! Suck..."
"You jumped on yourself, you are nervous, itchy, please don't... hiss..."
The quilt bulged into a ball and was constantly stretched by the outstretched arms or legs, stretching it into various weird shapes.
The quilt obviously only had one layer, but it was like a tightly tied sack, trapping the two of them and making it difficult to break free.
"Huh! Ha!"
Black Yang's red-faced head emerged from the other end.
"Stop, otherwise, well..."
Hei Yang was dragged back again.
"I'm warning you, if you do this again...well..."
Hei Yang just showed his head and was pushed back again.
"I have..."
Heiyang's head was half exposed and he was pulled back.
"Huha, Huha..."
Hei Yang breathed the outside air, his eyes were red, and this time he got back in by himself!
"I gave you a chance!"
"Hey, hey! What are you doing? Don't resist, ahhhh!!!"
"That's it——"
"Heiyang, calm down, calm down..."
Another head came out, Hong Li's long hair was messy, and she looked confused.
"This, isn't this right? Why is it my turn this time? This is wrong!"
"I don't care if you're right or not, it's not up to you!"
"Don't, don't, it's almost done, ah!!!"
A big hand dragged the struggling girl back.
"That's it——"
"Ah!!!! I don't dare to go to Black Yang anymore. Brother Yang doesn't want it anymore. Brother Yang, stop it!"
Hongli's head came out again, she held her hands in front of her chest, kicked her calves wildly, and her face was so red that it was bleeding.
"Oh my god, Hei Yang has gone crazy, help me!!!"
"No mom, there's no point calling me dad! Be obedient!!! Suck it..."
"嘤~~"
Hong Li was taken back with tears in her eyes.
"Ah!!! Brother Heiyang, have mercy, have mercy!!! Dad!!! Ah!!! Why does he seem to be more excited!!!"
Hong Li got out of her head and stretched out her smooth arms: "Help..."
Hei Yang: "No one will come to save you, just cooperate and don't resist!"
Hongli: "(┯_┯)"
"Shua!"
Hongli was dragged back.
"..."
"..."
"Poof!"
Two heads emerged from under the quilt.
"How should I put it..."
Hongli's face was expressionless, but her face turned red and she rested her chin on the sheets: "Not bad."
"Should I say it or not..."
Hei Yang spoke calmly, his ears felt hot, and his head lay flat on the bed: "It's pretty good."
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Nosebleeds fell from under their noses.
"Ahem..."
The two of them turned their heads away guiltily.
"That..."
Hong Li said in a weak voice: "Have you seen it all?"
"Uh..."
Hei Yang whispered: "I didn't see what I shouldn't have seen, I saw everything I should see..."
"What is..."
Hongli's head was buzzing: "What shouldn't be seen?"
"..."
Hei Yang was silent for a few seconds and said quietly: "There is nothing I shouldn't see. You are my wife..."
"That's it..."
Hongli said clearly: "You mean you've seen everything you should see..."
"It's hard not to see..."
Hei Yang's eyes were blank: "What about you, have you seen it?"
"Well..."
Hongli was silent for a moment and confirmed in a low voice: "The figure is great, everything is great..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Ah, as long as you like this..."
Hei Yang felt that a thermite reaction was taking place in his skull.
"Ah, thanks for the hospitality, no, I mean..."
Hongli's heart was beating: "I like it."
"That's good."
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
For a moment, the room fell into silence, but for the two people in Jindanqi, this silence made the sound of each other's heartbeats in their ears more clear.
"That..."
Hei Yang suddenly turned his head.
"Actually..."
Hongli turned around and looked back at the same time.
The two of them can see themselves in each other's eyes.
Seeing the extremely familiar face of the other party, the tension disappeared instantly, and then the corners of the mouth couldn't help but raise.
"Pfft, hahahaha, you, hahaha..."
The two of them looked at each other's embarrassed look and suddenly burst out laughing uncontrollably. Half of their faces were buried in the shadows, laughing like two thieves who had stolen a chicken.
"It's really good, this feeling..."
Hongli moved her body and put her arms around Heiyang's neck, arming her arms like good buddies. The latter frowned and gently pulled the quilt to cover the skin exposed when his girlfriend moved. p>
"This feeling..."
Hong Li rubbed Hei Yang's head and emphasized again: "It's really good!"
"One thing to say, one thing to say, it's true."
Hei Yang nodded and praised: "The gray color suits you very well, it looks good."
"Bullshit, what color won't look good on me?"
Hong Li rolled her eyes and whispered: "The difference is that only you are allowed to see it."
"Hehe."
Hei Yang laughed twice and whispered: "Sorry, um, as for the coats, I will make a few more for you..."
"Then I'll definitely have to make a few more pieces, and you'll have to do it yourself!"
Hong Li curled her lips and said quietly: "But forget about apologizing. I was the one who made the first move, so I deserve it..."
"Ah this..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "My fault, my fault, I seduced you first...ahem...ah!"
"That's right."
Hongli thought carefully for a few seconds and nodded: "Well, your fault!"
"Hmph..."
Hei Yang snorted, picked up the anxiety maker again, and found that the other party's screen was slowly dimming.
[Anxiety Creation: You sense that the travel world is about to face changes...]
[Anxiety is not resolved...]
[No operation for a short period of time, enter energy saving state...]
[Tip: Spiritual power, mana, magic power and other non-chaotic and disordered energy can be used as charging energy...]
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[If there is no operation for a long time, it will enter the standby state...]
[Shutdown countdown: 30 seconds...]
【29……17……5……】
"Beep!"
The anxiety generator emits a curse-cancelling sound, and the screen goes black peacefully.
"Grass."
Black Yang put away the anxiety-making device speechlessly for a while and rolled his eyes.
"Tsk, tsk, it's really all kinds of torture. Turn off the phone and give me a thirty-second countdown..."
"This thing is not fun..."
Hongli glanced at the anxiety-making device, thought of something, and said casually: "I don't think it's as fun as the previous favorability tester that was thrown into the cold palace after just one use..."
"Don't look down on others so much. At least it predicts some variables in the travel world..."
Hei Yang paused and said hehe: "Even if I say it, it's the same as if I didn't say it..."
"Anyway, if the sky falls, there will be tall people holding it up. There are a bunch of seniors in the spiritual practice world. What does it have to do with us..."
"That's right. Just mentioning it casually should be able to attract their attention. After all, they are all old Jianghu..."
"Hey, don't think about that, look at these two..."
Hongli chopped an ox gourd with her left hand, and a map with bark texture on her right hand, smiling.
"The tauren must die and the whole map will be hung up. What does this mean?"
"Satellite locking, precise strike!"
"What is a satellite?"
"Gujiguji..."
"Oh! That's right!"
Hongli nodded, turned to look at the map, and said quietly.
"But now I still have a question. Why is there a red dot with the Nascent Soul level symbol not far away from the little dot that represents us..."
Hei Yang: "Uh, maybe he was passing by?"
Hongli: "But it stopped!"
Hei Yang: "Uh, maybe my legs are sore?"
"That makes sense."
Hong Li squinted her eyes, spread out her two fingers, and said, "Also, why is there a faint green dot at the door of our house? What is it?"
"Wouldn't you know it just by looking at it..."
Hei Yang turned his head and looked in the direction of the door. Hong Li followed his line of sight, and together they displayed the magical power that was obviously very powerful but was used by the two of them as a telescope and a microscope.
……
"Otherwise, let's go back..."
Hong Qiao was still hesitating at the gate, and she couldn't help but feel a little frightened at the thought of telling others what was on her mind.
"Such worries must be childish in the eyes of my brothers and sisters, as if they are making trouble unreasonably..."
It was quiet at the door, and the chirping of birds could be heard not far away. They also got up and started a new day...
"It's better to go back..."
Hong Qiao thought to herself that her mother should have already gotten ready to make breakfast, and she would have her share.
Pursing her lips, Hong Qiao sighed and turned around to leave.
"Squeak..."
The heavy door made a sound, and then the sound of red glass.
"Ah, what's wrong with Qiao Qiao so early..."
The cousin seemed to yawn: "Sit in the room first. She looks like she is worried..."
－－－－－－Digression－－－－－－
There are fewer and fewer free-range chickens in rural areas. Instead, around 4:30 in the morning, the sparrows on the walnut tree outside the window began to chirp non-stop... Well, remind me not to stay up, it's time to sleep...
In addition, this chapter is strictly a supplement to yesterday (because only one chapter of 2,000 words was published yesterday)
