How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 273: About the fact that I almost died of thirst even though there was a pot of boiled water on the table less than three meters away from me.
Chapter 273: About the fact that I almost died of thirst even though there was a pot of boiled water on the table less than three meters away from me.
"Done?"
The moment Hei Yang appeared in the room, Hong Li noticed him.
She looked at her boyfriend, who hummed.
"The other party is relatively easy to talk to."
Hei Yang sat down opposite Hong Li and Hong Qiao and nodded in affirmation.
"Everyone had a polite exchange and everything is fine now."
"That's it..."
Hong Li raised her eyebrows, she understood everything.
"What's wrong with this?"
Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Qiao, who was in a low mood. Although he already had a general understanding, he still wanted to pay specific attention.
"There is nothing that cannot be said."
"Harm, let me tell you."
Hongli waved her hand helplessly and explained the words to Hei Yang clearly in a few words.
"That's it."
Hong Li helplessly looks at Hong Qiao.
"Sister, you, how should I put it, I have no sense of belonging at all, I don't know how to guide you..."
"How about..."
Hongli beeped softly: "Shall I brainwash you?"
Hong Qiao: "???"
"Uh..."
Hongli explained weakly.
"It's just, you know, soul searching, puppetry and so on!
Well, your character is still yours, so I’ll help you guide your attitude on this matter, so that you won’t be upset!
Think about it, isn’t psychological counseling essentially hypnotic and brainwashing...
Well, I still have a channel for you to contact the memory erasure expert. It’s just a spoonful...ah!"
"Black Sun!"
Hong Li covered her head and looked at Hei Yang with an indignant look: "Why are you hitting me on the head!"
"Then who told you to talk nonsense and scare other people's children?"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, looked at Hong Qiao, whose head was full of questions, and comforted: "Don't listen to your sister's lies, psychological counseling is not what she said.
Well, your problem is actually very common, and many children at your age will have this kind of confusion."
"Hey, hey, hey, it makes you seem to understand better."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "You can do it."
"Tsk tsk..."
Hei Yang laughed helplessly. The anxiety in this child has been recovered. Now, it is the part of herself.
"How should I put it? Actually, I do understand a bit..."
Hei Yang smiled and replied: "At least he knows better than Mouli. Well, a long-term illness can make a good doctor!"
"Huh?"
Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang and blinked, knowing that he was mentioning something about another world again.
And she, who already knew Hei Yang very well in the past, could probably make a rough guess after hearing this.
I heard that anxiety is more common in that world, saying that it is an emotion that can be sold for profit...
"Actually, it's just that I've been beaten less, I've had a smooth ride since childhood, and I don't have the ability to withstand setbacks..."
Hei Yang sighed, thinking that he, who was among the top students in the past, had been unable to improve his grades for a while, and it wasn't even a big exam. The result gave him a feeling that the sky was falling.
"But no one can have smooth sailing. If you were too comfortable when you were a child, and you can't get over the obstacles, you may be devastated and become useless..."
"Nonsense!"
Hongli couldn't help but say: "I was restless when I was a child? How come I don't have such worries?"
"Ah?"
Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Li with a puzzled look on his face.
"Haven't you been destroyed by me a long time ago?
A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, so why are you anxious? Just join in the fun!"
Hongli: "..."
[Hongli: You are dead.]
【Heiyang: Oh.】
[Hongli: You are already dead.]
【Heiyang: Oh.】
[Hongli: Wait for me!]
[Heiyang: Looking forward to it.]
[Hongli: What the hell are you...]
"Uh, Brother Hei Yang, let's put it this way..."
Hong Qiao secretly glanced at her sister who suddenly gritted her teeth and glared at Hei Yang, laughed twice, pretended not to see anything, and tried to ask Brother Hei Yang, who seemed to be a professional.
"If that's the case, should I get beaten more? Suffer more setbacks or something?"
Hong Qiao stretched out her finger: "Just like Brother Heiyang, you and your sister survived in the wild under the cliff for nearly a month to save us!
That kind of training and setbacks should be able to make people grow easily!"
"Ah, here we are talking about the cliff!"
Hongli's expression froze and she complained speechlessly: "It's not easy to grow, it's easy to get to the end in one step."
"Well, that's not what I meant. It's more likely that you will be blamed for it..."
Hei Yang helplessly held his forehead, his palm slipped, and he held his chin up to look at Hong Qiao.
"In the final analysis, it is your own shortcomings, coupled with the concern of your family, the conflict between wanting to do well and not doing well, is this right?"
"Well, that should be it..."
Hong Qiao hesitated for a moment, feeling a little unsure, but nodded.
"I was very depressed during this period. After my parents noticed it, they even temporarily left their work to accompany me...
Just, I don’t think they are annoying, or for any other reason, I just feel that because of my pretentiousness, it even affects my parents’ normal work, and I feel very sorry for them.”
"The more your family cares about you, the more pressure you will feel."
Hei Yang concluded: "Is that what you mean?"
"Um...ah, no, no, I'm not blaming them or anything, it's just..."
Hong Qiao whispered: "My parents hope that I will look away early and return to my original self. I also want to be like before.
But the words "recover soon" and "look away soon" always make me feel like there is a countdown in my head, as if I have to adjust my emotions within the specified time, otherwise I will cause trouble to my parents..." p>
"Feel sorry for them?"
Hei Yang answered tentatively.
"Yeah."
Hong Qiao nodded moodily.
"I understand! I know how to solve it!"
Hongli raised her hand and replied: "Let your uncle and aunt slap you on the wall a few more times, and you won't feel sorry for them... Ouch!"
"Black Sun!"
Hong Li turned her head angrily and shouted: "Hit me again!"
"Heh."
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "Do you want me to hang you up and beat you up for a few times?"
"嘁."
Hongli curled her lips: "I'm just giving you an example. If you have the ability, you can do it, but I don't believe you can do it..."
"Did you see it?"
Hei Yang pointed at Hong Li, turned to look at Hong Qiao and said: "You have to learn from your sister this attitude of being favored and having no fear of being favored. Well, learning one-fifth of it is probably enough for you to solve your current anxiety."<
/p>
"嘁嘁嘁嘁."
Hong Li curled her lips in displeasure and looked at Hong Qiao.
"Don't listen to him. Hei Yang is very good at using personal information in his words.
If you just listen to him, you will make mistakes every year!"
"No matter how good others say, they are just suggestions and guidance. In the end, you still need to try to overcome psychological problems yourself. Treat it as a test!"
Hong Li pressed Hong Qiao's shoulders with both hands and said with a serious face: "Preaching too much will annoy people. Brother and sister don't have much to say.
What I can tell you is, go ahead and fight, and wait until you really lose before you say anything else. Before that, as long as you don’t change your original intention, we will always support you unswervingly!"
"Well, what Xiaoli means is what I mean!"
Hong Qiao walked into Yang Li's house in a daze, and walked out in a daze again.
When she walked to the door of her house, the sun had just risen, and it was early morning. It seemed that the conversation she had had with her brother and sister was like a dream, and she woke up from the dream at dawn.
But only Hong Qiao herself understands that compared with herself a few hours ago, she is a little more determined and confident at this time, and a little less timid and uneasy.
The essence of her anxiety comes from responsibility, which is pressure but also motivation.
The anxious heart is still beating.
Following the beat of her heart, the girl who wants to grow up begins to try to step out of her own life.
Even if she will regret and cry in the end if she loses, at least she has set out...
Any moment you move toward your dreams is worth remembering.
I hope that many years later, there will be a time when I can look back on it and still want to applaud myself for who I was at that time!
……
"I didn't expect that I could preach to others."
Hongli couldn't help but sigh.
"Thank God for not misleading others. Childhood should have the greatest impact on a person, and then adolescence..."
Hei Yang said casually.
"People who usually look optimistic and strong often collapse in just a moment.
There used to be a classmate who laughed and joked all day without any formality. He didn't care about anything that seemed very disturbing to us. We all discussed it privately. Did that person have no temper at all?"
"Then it collapsed."
Hongli could easily guess the next development.
"You suddenly had an emotional breakdown because of something trivial, right?"
"Yes, I was crying and laughing, my muscles were tense, and my face was in pain..."
Hei Yang said faintly: "Later I found out that he is a pleaser personality, and he will also get angry when everyone is angry.
Even more, he still has a bad temper and often gets sulky by himself.
Over time, it finally accumulated to a certain limit, and then...boom!
He later transferred schools. I wonder if he still cares so much about the opinions of people around him, or is he still "pleasing" others somewhere?"
"Let me ask first."
Hongli beeped softly: "The classmate you are talking about is not you, right?"
"Can't I even guess it?"
Hei Yang's tone was unhappy: "Tell me if it's me. If you guess wrong, you're done. I'll tell you."
"Ah this..."
The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched, cold sweat dripped from her forehead, and she said with a smile: "Haha, ha, probably not."
"Well, no."
Hei Yang seemed to hear an exhale of relief, and sighed: "I'm busy doing questions, so I don't have time to socialize."
"Ah this..."
Hongli had a complicated expression and beeped softly: "Xiaoyang is so pitiful, come here and let mommy hug you again..."
"Don't move."
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "Don't worry about those things. I'll talk to you later when I have time. Let's go back to the topic of my cousin.
She is actually just over a year younger than us, and we don’t have much more life experience than her. What we think is right may not necessarily be right, so I say I am afraid of misleading others.”
"What about me? What about me?"
Hongli's eyes widened: "Hongli's childhood was occupied by you, and then her adolescence was also occupied by you, and after that... her whole life fell into your hands!
Then why don't you want to mislead others, you damn guy!"
"You don't count..."
Hei Yang whispered: "You have never been on the right path at all..."
"Humph!"
Hongli snorted: "Nonsense, sister has always been on the right path, okay?"
"Black Sun Avenue?"
"Not correct enough?"
"Positive! So many righteous! Full of righteousness!"
"Grass."
Hongli almost didn't come up in one breath.
"Climb, climb, climb!"
"Tsk tsk..."
Hei Yang chuckled and said nothing more.
"Besides, you don't have to worry so much about Qiao Qiao."
Hongli shook her head, spread her hands and said, "This kid is not the kind of person who has no opinions. He just walked into a dead end and turned around and came out."
"That's not necessarily..."
Hei Yang paused, frowned and raised Hongli's arm.
"I told you not to move around, just stand still and let me measure your size. Do you still want new clothes?"
"Okay, okay, I'm listening to you, so have you measured it?"
Hongli opened her arms and straightened her arms, and said to her boyfriend behind her with a look of despair on her face: "You just made clothes for me a few days ago, and now you have to take measurements or something?
Ha, I suspect you just want to take advantage of me!"
"Don't be embarrassed, why do you have to make excuses if I take advantage of you?"
Hei Yang showed a disdainful expression and patted Hong Li: "Turn around."
"Ouch."
Hong Li curled her lips and turned around to face Hei Yang: "So what, am I getting bigger again?"
"I don't think there's anything wrong with whatever I care about all day long."
Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head and said casually: "As long as it's smooth, it's more important to be suitable."
"Ha..."
Hongli’s eyes were so dead that she couldn’t believe it at all.
"I don't care about the size, so why are you measuring here all the time? Ha, man!"
"Is it necessary to lie to you?"
Hei Yang's face did not change and he said calmly: "I was careless last time. There was a problem with the size in some places, otherwise there would be no need to tear it up.
Practice brings true knowledge, so if I make a slight change this time, well, it won’t seem to make any difference.
But it should be a lot easier after that, so you don’t have to worry about it getting torn."
"嘁."
Hongli looked disdainful: "Don't blame the uneven road for people's incompetence, just be stupid."
"Ah, yes, yes, my hands are clumsy, my hands are clumsy."
Hei Yang snorted softly: "Xiao Li, who is so handy, you can make your own clothes. After all, my hands are too clumsy. I will make clothes that are too big and will not fit you, which will make people laugh and embarrass you."
"嘁."
Hongli showed a disdainful expression, lowered her head and admitted her mistake: "I was wrong, Brother Heiyang, don't be the same as me!"
"Not enough."
"A certain Li will be cooking in a while and I will cook you a meal as a treat!"
"Deal!"
Hei Yang decisively agreed.
"But then again."
Hei Yang was a little confused: "Do we have food reserves at home?"
"Some, some, some. I helped my mother stuff a bunch of things into the storage bag in the kitchen, but it was of no use at all."
Hongli sighed: "Okay, I admit that I also want to have a serious meal.
When the first lunar month is over and my relatives go back to their homes, I will go back to my parents’ house to get some food!”
"You can actually cook three meals a day at home."
Hei Yang showed a funny expression: "By the way, I also made my share."
"Don't even think about it. Three meals a day will kill you?"
Hongli decisively refused: "I can still consider it if I have one meal every three days!"
"If I hadn't gotten into good health after practicing spiritual practice, I would have probably starved to death at home when I got married to you."
Heiyang patted Hongli on the shoulder and told her that the measurement was completed. The latter immediately floated to the bench as if she had survived a disaster, collapsed and collapsed.
Hei Yang followed him and sat down next to Hong Li. The latter squirmed twice and rested his head on Hei Yang's lap, which was extremely comfortable.
"Speaking of which, are you in a hurry to wear these clothes?"
Hei Yang lay on his back with his eyes closed and his face peaceful.
"Tomorrow we will go to your grandpa's house. Mom will let you wear the clothes she prepared for you. In other words, I can wait for two or three days before doing it for you..."
"Huh? What's delaying a lazy dog? How long can it delay you?"
"It can't be delayed, but so what?"
Hei Yang was unreasonable and strong. He once took a cup of milk and piled snacks on the bedside. He lay down on the bed, thinking that he would drink the milk and eat the snacks after a while.
However, three days later, the milk and snacks were still there without any damage.
Hei Yang didn't forget it. He kept thinking, "Ah, I'm going to eat some of them." Then he thought about it for three days and was too lazy to reach out.
Even though the plug is right next to me, I still have to wait until my phone is out of battery before charging...
There is hot water just two steps after getting out of bed, but I wait until my lips are chapped before I move...
You can turn off the light just by stretching your hand, but it stays on all night while you sleep...
I obviously have plenty of time, but within the first few days of school, I just don’t have the energy to do my homework...
"No, you have to make it for me today!"
Hongli gave a fatal order: "In five minutes, I will go cook for you. If I don't see my new clothes after I finish cooking, you will be finished."
"Ah, but tomorrow you..."
"It's decided, before tomorrow you make me two sets of clothes, one for daily wear and one that is comfortable for my mother!"
"You want me to make a skirt for you?"
"It's not impossible..."
"Don't you have a box..."
"I just want to wear what you made, right?"
"Uh, I made it for you, do you really want to wear it?"
"As long as you don't give me a hard time."
"Then I will..."
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "How about a little black dress? And some little blue, white, yellow, little flowers or something?"
"Well, you can do whatever you want..."
Hongli paused and quickly added: "Don't make me green ones!
Don’t give me a whole bunch of colorful non-mainstream clothes that I have no shame to wear, it will make me look like a fool!”
"Pfft haha..."
Hei Yang couldn't help laughing: "Well, can it be colorful?"
"Climb, climb, climb!"
Hongli said fiercely: "Be serious!"
"Hey, your will."
"..."
"Do you need to get up early tomorrow?"
"Well, don't we have a flying boat? We'll be there soon. It doesn't matter if we get up late..."
"Good guy, you drove the flying boat to my grandpa's house, right? Did you agree to keep a low profile?"
"Mom, didn't she say she likes to be in the limelight!"
Hongli didn't know when she crawled into Heiyang's arms. She said in a lazy tone: "Isn't this enough to show off?"
"Tsk, tsk, I'm fine anyway."
Hei Yang stroked Mouli and said calmly: "If you are not afraid of being beaten by your mother when you come back, then do it hard."
"Ah this..."
Hong Li turned over slightly, moved closer to Hei Yang's palm, and said with some guilt: "Then I'd better ask my mother in advance..."
"Well, I'll be almost completely free until the day after tomorrow."
Hei Yang seemed to say casually: "The next step is to prepare for our wedding."
Hongli's body stiffened for a moment, and then she relaxed, feeling nervous but excited with anticipation.
"Then are you going to make me a wedding dress?"
"Then it's time for my mother-in-law to beat me."
Hei Yang chuckled and said, "I guess I've already prepared it for you."
"That's true."
Hongli nodded lightly: "I saw my mother doing it many years ago. At that time, I was thinking that getting married would be too troublesome, so I told my mother that I should never wear it, so don't bother with that.
Energetic."
"Then what?"
"Hongli will only wear it once for you."
Hong Li hugged Hei Yang tightly, burying her face in his shirt, and her voice was a little dull.
"I'm willing to go through all the trouble for you."
"Yeah."
Hei Yang nodded heavily.
"Five minutes are up."
"Fake."
"It's really here."
"Oops, I got it, I'm just lying down for a while...
Well, another five minutes, no, another ten minutes, I want you to hold me!"
"Then I will carry you to the kitchen?"
"Huh? That kind of exciting thing..."
Hongli waved her hand and muttered: "Let's talk about it after we get married."
Hei Yang: "?"
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This... uh, what day is this from? It seems like it was yesterday? Or is it today? (Jet lag confusion...)