How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 274: There are tens of millions of roads, safety is the first priority, don’t drive when you drink, don’t drive when you drive…
Chapter 274: There are tens of millions of roads, safety is the first priority, don’t drive when you drink, don’t drive when you drive…
Wuse City, suburbs, sunny weather.
In the open space, two girls, one large and one young, looked at each other in silence.
One is squatting and the other is standing, with their heads at the same height.
One is calm, the other is nervous, different moods.
"I said..."
Hongli finally spoke first, with a calm tone and an expressionless face.
Looking at Xiao Huo who seemed a little nervous in front of her, Hong Li frowned and suddenly put her hand gently on Xiao Hong's head. She could feel Xiao Huo stiffen for a moment.
"What's wrong? I haven't seen my mother for so long that I'm so excited that I can't speak?"
"Xiaohuo is wrong! Xiaohuo didn't abandon her mother on purpose!"
Xiao Huo took the initiative to admit his mistake when he opened his mouth, his voice was sad.
"You can't blame Xiao Huo for not being strong-willed. Grandma and grandma are kind and gentle. Xiao Huo really can't resist the sweet temptation!
And my aunt and great-grandfather were very enthusiastic when they first met Xiao Huo, making Xiao Huo fall in love and unable to escape!"
"Hmm."
Hongli nodded and affirmed with some pride: "Of course, you are younger, you are cute and have a sweet mouth, no matter how many elders you come, you can't stand it."
"Woo woo woo..."
Xiaohuo looked aggrieved.
"So, it can't be all Xiaohuo's fault that Xiaohuo hasn't seen her parents for three days, wuwuwu...
"Moreover, mom and dad, you two are alone together..."
After a pause, Xiaohuo sang slowly with a look of sorrow on his face.
"Don't bother me, it's my gentleness"
Hongli: "..."
A row of black lines appeared on Hong Li's head, and she randomly messed up Xiao Huo's little red hair, causing her to feel bad.
"Really, when I was one and a half years old, I was stupid and didn't know anything. But you are almost as stupid as I was when I was seven or eight years old...
No, I don’t have as much waste in my seven or eight-year-old head as you do!”
"Ahaha, the question is, pass on the memory, pass on the memory..."
Xiaohuo laughed and said: "Each generation is getting stronger than the last, good sign, good sign hahaha..."
"Okay, okay, don't giggle. Am I that scary?"
Hongli put her arms on her knees and held her chin with a melancholy expression.
"Am I not that kind of gentle, good wife and mother? How could this happen? There must be something wrong..."
"Ahaha, wrong, there must be something wrong, hahaha..."
Xiaohuo didn't want to say anything more. A mature child should giggle and agree with his mother at this time.
"Hey, a lie at a glance."
Hong Li rolled her eyes and murmured in a low voice: "Xiaohuo, what do you think of my mother as being like grandma and grandma to give people the feeling of a gentle elder?
It’s that kind of feeling, that kind of feeling that gives people..."
"So what does it feel like?"
Xiaohuo tilted his head.
"It's that feeling, the feeling of a mother, oh, I can't describe it..."
Hong Li clenched her little fist, put it close to Xiao Huo's ear, and whispered: "That's right, he looks very reliable, thoughtful, and he can treat her husband obediently..."
Xiaohuo: "..."
So the last sentence is the key point.
"Uh..."
The corner of Xiao Huo's mouth twitched twice, looking at her mother's shining eyes, lowering her head and thinking seriously.
"Xiao Huo thinks, first of all, you must have love and love your family!"
"Yes, yes, I am very loving!"
Hongli nodded quickly: "Your father and I have been in love for a long time, and I have absolutely no problem with this!"
"That's it..."
Xiaohuo nodded thoughtfully.
"Be thoughtful and good at communication!"
"No problem!"
"Be gentle, kind, smart and capable."
"My strength!"
"You need to have a tacit understanding with your family and be on the same page!"
"Ha, it's not difficult at all!"
"Be diligent, bear hardships and stand hard work."
"Haha, you're not asking at all... huh?"
Hong Li suddenly got stuck, blinked her eyes, and looked at Xiao Huo: "Hard-working?"
"Hmm."
Xiao Huo nodded confidently.
"Efforts of hardship?"
"Yeah."
"Hard work!"
"Humph!"
Hong Li's expression froze, she suddenly closed her eyes, took a deep breath, smiled sweetly, revealing her white teeth.
"Ha, that's okay. Suddenly I don't want to be a good wife and mother anymore. As expected, I'll just be a little trash sucking blood from each other with Hei Yang's little trash!"
Xiaohuo: "..."
Oh, by the way, she suddenly remembered another reason to leave her mother for more than three days... to hang out with her parents and starve for nine meals in three days!
Xiao Huo even had some doubts, wouldn't her parents let her take care of them in turn?
[Ha, good daughter, it’s time to show your parents your filial piety!]
[Come on, this is training for you, it won’t hurt to learn more skills!]
[Hmm, when you grow up in the future, you will definitely thank your parents who are lazy now... Hmm...]
[Haha, what your mother means is that when you grow up in the future, you will definitely thank yourself for working so hard now!]
[Yes, yes, with these survival skills, you will be able to hold on longer when you are trapped under a cliff in the future!]
Xiaohuo: "..."
So how did she, a flamingo crane, get trapped under the cliff!
Wait, she seems to be complaining about the scene she imagined...
Xiaohuo had all kinds of strange thoughts in his head, and he didn't come back to his senses until his mother gently patted him on the head.
"Okay, let's stop making trouble, let's talk about the airship first."
Hongli stood up, put down the hem of the coat she was holding, and stretched out her hand to Xiaohuo.
"This time the distance is much closer than before, and the slowest speed is only two hours away."
"Oh..."
Xiaohuo was stunned for a moment, took her mother's hand and nodded.
She looked at the dark red coat on her mother's body with some curiosity. Well, how should I put it? It's very handsome!
It’s just...it’s so long...it almost covers my calves...
But my mother is not very tall to begin with. (crossed out)
It must be the fault that the clothes are too long! (Correct)
Hong Li frowned and immediately noticed the curious eyes next to her. Then she locked eyes with Xiao Huo and looked down: "What are you looking at?"
"Ah, no, no..."
Xiaohuo sneered twice, but still couldn't hold back his curiosity. He wore Hongli's coat and his eyes flickered.
"That is to say, Xiaohuo hasn't seen mom's dress yet!"
"Ah, this..."
Hong Li looked down at the coat with a speechless expression, and said leisurely: "I haven't worn this a few times since I bought it. I used the cold weather as an excuse to wear this thing in front of my mother today."<
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"Ah this..."
There are a few question marks popping up on the small fire.
Seeing her daughter's gaze, Hongli glanced furtively from side to side, sighed, and gently unbuttoned the two buttons in the middle, slightly revealing the clothes underneath.
"No, see for yourself."
"Huh?"
Xiaohuo looked at it curiously, and then a surprised expression appeared on his face.
From her angle, she could clearly see her mother’s petite figure under the red glass coat and a beautiful little white dress that made her eyes shine. She looked very demure and cute.
"Wow... wow..."
Xiaohuo's eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and he couldn't help but let out a series of praises.
"Okay, so beautiful, mom is so beautiful!"
"Shh!"
Hongli quickly covered her daughter's mouth, fastened the buttons with one hand, and said solemnly: "Don't make any noise about this matter. My mother is too embarrassed to see others. It's difficult!"
"Huh? Why?"
Xiaohuo looked confused: "Isn't it beautiful?"
"It looks good, but..."
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes, with a look of despair on her face. It would be nice if it could be set to "Only the black sun is visible".
"Xiaohuo also has many, many little dresses!"
Xiaohuo's face was full of joy: "Grandma and grandma gave it to Xiaohuo, so cute!
They look so beautiful on Xiaohuo. Xiaohuo likes them so much that he puts them in Xiaohuo’s own little wardrobe!"
"Hmm."
Hong Li glanced at Xiao Huo expressionlessly, and couldn't help but complain: "It sounds so nice, but why haven't I seen you wearing it?"
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo lowered his head and looked at the small shirt and trousers he was wearing, and laughed twice.
"Well, Xiao Huo thinks that because her mother rarely wears anything, Xiao Huo wants to learn from her mother, so that she will look more like a mother and daughter..."
"I just didn't expect..."
Xiaohuo curled her lips: "Mom suddenly changed her mind."
"Hey, hey, you think I'm willing."
Hong Li rolled her eyes and looked at Xiao Huo with an unhappy expression.
"But speaking of which, why don't you wear it? Didn't Mom say that she would dress you up beautifully?"
"Ah, because..."
Xiaohuo smiled and said: "Because my Xiaohuo looks cute no matter what she wears!
Well, that’s what grandma and the others said!”
Hongli: "..."
Is this treated differently?
Is this the legendary intergenerational relationship?
Those who cannot get it are always in commotion, and those who are favored are confident...
At that moment, Hongli realized that there was a sadly thick barrier between her and her parents!
There is no room for her Hongli in her mother’s family! Wuwuwu...
Damn it, luckily she still has Black Yang to depend on for her life. She has Black Yang and is not afraid of anything. She...her Black Yang?
Hongli turned around with confusion, and then saw a scene that made her blood pressure soar. Her mother was touching her husband's head with a kind look!
This is, this is going to be a drain on the bottom of the cauldron!
"Yu Ying, don't feel embarrassed..."
Qing Yiyi smiled and patted her son on the shoulder and said: "This brat is disobedient and ignorant outside. You don't need to come back and tell me again. Just train him as your own son.
I used to ask Xiaoyang to recognize you as his godmother, but it never happened. Now that they are together, you still become his godmother, hehehe."
"Harm, look at what you said Yiyi."
Lan Yuying happily touched her son-in-law's head and said warmly: I have watched Xiaoyang grow up, and I have long regarded him as my own child.
We all know that these two children are not the kind of people who like to cause trouble, so there is no need to train them, haha."
"You still need to be trained."
Qing Yiyi paused and lowered her voice: "It doesn't matter whether there is a reason or not. What matters is that training my son will make me feel like a mother!
Generally speaking, I don’t say harsh words, just nagging a few words and having fun is still very happy, and I can also force myself to find opportunities to talk to my children more.
It’s not easy for me to give birth to a son, so it’s reasonable to train him and play with him for a while!”
"Ahaha, this..."
Lan Yuying's smile froze, and her hands trembled and she almost pulled out a piece of Hei Yang's hair.
Hei Yang: "..."
Mom, you don’t have to be so quiet, after all, your son’s hearing is still very good...
"Did you hear clearly what mom just said to your mother-in-law?"
Qing Yiyi looked at Hei Yang and asked, "Do you know what to do?"
"I know, I know."
Hei Yang sneered and said, "Don't worry, I will be obedient."
"Speak out what you know and let me hear how you know it?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, then beeped in a low voice: "Mom, my mother, and my mother..."
"Well... you can barely pass."
Qing Yiyi smiled, twisted her son's shoulders, and asked him to face Lan Yuying.
"Come on, call Mom and let Mom listen."
Hei Yang: "..."
My mother is such a happy person, how can I deal with it? I’m waiting online, it’s quite urgent.
Oh, my biological mother is called mother, and my mother-in-law is called mom?
Or maybe the high and low tones are different?
"Ahem, that, haha..."
Hei Yang looked at the smiling Lan Yuying with a smile.
"Mom, your daughter is very beautiful~" (crossed out)
"Ahem, Mom..."
Black Yang shouted.
"Eh."
Lan Yuying smiled even brighter: "Xiaoyang will be a good boy."
"Hold - hand - ah -"
A figure suddenly intervened between the two of them, opened his arms, and separated the two of them by a short distance.
"Woo woo woo..."
Hongli looked aggrieved and said: "What are you doing behind my back! Am I being isolated?"
"Ah this..."*2
"This is my mother!"
Hongli put her arms around her mother and looked at Hei Yang with a fierce look on her face: "My mother first, then yours!"
Hei Yang: "..."
"This is my husband!"
Hongli turned to look at her mother and hummed: "My husband first, then your son-in-law!"
Lan Yuying: "..."
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"Pfft haha..."
Qing Yiyi, who was watching the fun from the side, couldn't help but laugh out loud, pointed at herself and said: "What about me? What about me?"
"Mom!"
Hongli opened her mouth and came.
"Eh!"
Qing Yiyi’s eyebrows smile like a crescent moon.
"Well..."
Qing Yiyi looked at her best friend, son, daughter-in-law and granddaughter in front of her, smiled and said to Hei Yang: "Your father and I won't go with you. There's no need to explain the reason. It's quite natural for us to go there.
Well, just go and have fun with Yu Ying and the others, and tell those seven aunts and eight aunts that you are Xiaoli’s fiancé, and there is no need to press for a marriage or matchmaking!"
"Yeah."
Hei Yang nodded repeatedly and told him for the eleventh time: "Don't forget that cup. Even after it breaks, the golden elixir stage can hold on for a while.
Well, there is also the Bronze Snake. He is also at home. If he is bitten by his fangs, Jin Dan will also feel uncomfortable!
If you are really in danger, you can take the key and hide in our house. We have made it very safe there. Even if Nascent Soul Qi tries to force his way into our house, he will be able to drink a pot!
If that doesn't work, well, you know, I told you..."
"Oh, don't worry, mom will remember it. She will come back after just scolding you, right? Mom knows."
Qing Yiyi smiled and waved her hand: "Your father and I have lived here before you were born. What can we do..."
"Oops, don't say this, it's unlucky, hehe."
Hei Yang interrupted his mother's banner with a sneer. He knew that his mother and father were safe at home, but in this kind of thing, he would not have any luck. This was the family relationship he had dreamed of and it could not be destroyed.
!
Just like when I was a child, my parents were always afraid. If my child is so good, will he be bullied or in danger at school?
When I grew up, I started to think this way again when I looked at my parents. I always wondered if there were so many dangers in the world, and my parents, who were such honest people, would be bullied by someone!
Wuwuwu, stop scolding, stop scolding, my mother is watching the live broadcast, how can these old people stand such obscene words!
"But then again..."
Hei Yang looked around in confusion: "Where is my dad?"
"Hey, that's right..."
Hong Li also reacted and scratched her head.
"And my dad? Why didn't you see him?"
"Yeah, where are you dads?"
Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying were startled, and then they squinted at the open airship hatch with Hei Yang.
"Well, I said..."
Hei Yang said faintly: "I heard that my dad just finished drinking, right..."
"Ah this..."
The corners of Qing Yiyi's mouth twitched and she said with a smile: "Yes."
"Well, because Xiaoli said, it's automatic driving, so it doesn't take much effort..."
Lan Yuying's smile was stiff: "Xiao Chen just took a few sips..."
Everyone: "..."
"Uh, hoo..."
Hei Muguang looked at the console in confusion and scratched his head: "How do you fix this thing?"
"Well..."
Hong Xiaochen looked at the pile of levers and buttons in front of him, thoughtfully.
"Well, I probably understand..."
"Brother Xiaochen, you have a solution!"
"Of course, hahaha!"
"So what should be done?"
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, look, first like this, then like this..."
Hong Xiaochen held the lever and smiled gracefully.
"Look, go, ignore!"
"Dad!"
Hei Yang and Hong Li arrived at the door of the control room almost at the same time. Their eyes widened and they took two quick steps, both wanting to advance and squeeze in the door frame...
"Hold - hand - ah -"
"Ignore!"
The airship suddenly did a backflip, but nothing happened.
"Huh?"
Lan Yuying, who had not yet boarded the airship, blinked and looked at each other with her best friend next to her.