How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 278 Yang Li: Today I am proud to travel around the world, and tomorrow I am proud to travel around the world!
Chapter 278 Yang Li: Today I am proud to travel around the world, and tomorrow I am proud to travel around the world!
"Bang!"
In the hut, Hong Li slammed the table, looked at the sloth sleeping soundly on the ground in front of her with a majestic face, and shouted angrily.
"The suspect is lazy. As an outsider, you not only failed to report to our Traveling World Immortal Cultivation Alliance, but you actually dared to attack the residents of a city for no reason. This is a heinous crime. Now that the evidence is conclusive, what else do you have to say!" Sloth: "zzzzzzzz"
"The suspect is lazy and I am talking to you!"
Sloth: "zzzzzzzz"
"The suspect is lazy!"
Sloth: "zzzzzzzz"
"Wow, wow, you dare to despise the court, I'm really angry!"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hongli's forehead, with an angry look on her face, and she slammed the table again: "Here comes someone!"
"My lord!"
Hei Yang appeared out of nowhere and said respectfully: "The little one is here."
"Very good!"
Hong Li nodded with satisfaction and waved her hand: "Let the lazy suspect see the consequences of contempt for the court!"
"No!"
Hei Yang nodded and accepted the order, walked quickly to the sloth, pulled out the long sword from his eyes, frowned and thought for a while, poured in spiritual power, flicked his wrist, and gradually shrank the long sword.
It wasn't until the long sword became one finger long that Hei Yang relaxed his brows.
Picking up the sloth, Heiyang thrust the shimmering small sword into the sloth's face, his face full of ferocity.
"Don't say what you should say, and you don't say what you shouldn't say!"
Hei Yang snorted coldly: "Let me tell you, Lord Hongli has no time to waste with you!
Whatever I ask you today, you have to explain it honestly and we will let you live!
If you don’t tell me, your pretty little face will be gone!
Your little claws that are useless are gone too! Think about it for yourself!"
Sloth: "zzzzzzz"
Hei Yang: "..."
"What the hell, are you still sleeping, right..."
Black Yang lowered his head, and the gray mist drifted away from his body, shrouding the sloth. The cold breath of death immediately made the latter shiver.
"Hehehehehe... are you finally willing to move?"
Hei Yang looked gloomy and snorted coldly,
"It's too late! I'll let you sleep forever, the other side!"
In an instant, the cold aura spread, and the gray mist erupted, completely enveloping the sloth!
"Dodo dodo dodo..."
The coldness that faced his soul made the sloth begin to tremble. Under the gazes of Heiyang and Hongli, it finally sat up slowly, slowly raised its paws and rubbed its eyes.
A feeble word was spat out.
"Cold..."
"Speak!"
Heiyang Hongli looked at each other, useful!
"Ahem..."
Hei Yang stood up, smiled lightly, and withdrew the gray mist.
"It's just that, it's so easy!"
"Ha, Hei Yang did a great job!"
Hongli cheered and slapped the table again.
"The suspect is lazy. Now that he has woken up, I will tell you again, you... you must be really sick!"
Under Hong Li's dumbfounded gaze, the moment the gray fog dissipated, the sloth fell to the ground again and fell asleep instantly.
"You, you, you!!!"
Hongli's eyes widened and she jumped down from her seat, gritting her teeth.
"Wow, yeah, yeah, you actually despised me for the second time. You deserve death!"
"My lord..."
Hei Yang reminded in a low voice: "You can't roar in court..."
"Bah, bah, bah, nonsense!"
Hong Li straightened her chest and hummed softly.
"I am an adult, why can't I roar in court?"
Hongli pointed at herself and said proudly: "This is my territory, okay. I can roar as much as I want, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo3?
"Black Sun!"
Hongli covered her head with a look of dissatisfaction.
"Hit me on the head again! Damn it! You promised me to be an adult!"
"Whose adult is screaming in court?"
"Your Lord Hongli!"
Hong Li snorted softly: "I'm just telling you what to do, oh, oh, oh, oh...ah!"
"Are you still moaning?"
Hei Yang retracted his hand and looked at Hong Li who was covering his head calmly.
"Hey, what..."
Hongli curled her lips: "A gentleman talks but doesn't do anything. Humph, you're in a hurry, you're in a hurry!"
"Ah, yes, yes, I'm anxious, I'm almost dying of anxiety."
Hei Yang said helplessly: "Okay, okay, will it be enough to let you scream in the future?"
"Um...ah?"
Hong Li was stunned for a moment, blinked her eyes, and her face instantly turned red.
"Grass!"
"Ahem, hahaha..."
Hei Yang laughed out loud and pulled Hong Li to the sloth.
"Business, business is important. We have to find a way to wake it up."
"Well, that's right, after all, the aura on this guy's body has been radiating outward..."
Hongli looked down at the sloth lying on the ground and frowned: "We can use spiritual power to protect our family from being affected, but we can't protect the entire city. Even if we can, we can't protect it all the time, right?" p>
"So..."
Hei Yang sighed helplessly: "We have to wake this thing up and then look at the situation."
"Well..."
Hong Li frowned and looked at the lump on the ground. Suddenly her face sank and she sneered: "Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie, it seems that the only way is to use the simplest way. If we kill it, there will definitely be no problem!"
”
Hei Yang: "..."
"What if it is the same as the previous anxiety, only inciting and killing it is useless?"
Hei Yang spread his hands: "Are we dumbfounded?"
"Ah this..."
Hongli's face froze, and she took a breath of black sun.
"It's indeed a bit tricky, and do you feel that the aura it emits is getting stronger and stronger?"
"Well, it seems true."
Hei Yang scratched his head and guessed: "Is it because the other party's erosion of the world continues to expand?"
"Who knows?"
Hongli shook her head, suddenly revealed her dead fish eyes, and looked at the guy on the ground again with a look of contempt.
"But then again, why are there such lazy dogs in this cruel world? I thought they were so cruel, but this is what happened?"
"One thing to say, one thing to say, it's true!"
Hei Yang nodded in agreement and said: "Look at this guy, he is lazy. He doesn't want to make progress, has no ambition, is content with the status quo, and sleeps all day long...
Wow, what kind of waste is this! It really embarrasses their world!"
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"It's true!"
Hong Li said proudly: "Unlike us in the travel world, there are no such lazy things at all. Everyone is aggressive and determined!"
"It's very, very true."
Hei Yang said proudly: "Especially Li and Yang are the best among them. They are the best in the rolls. They are diligent and hardworking. It is really amazing!"
Hongli: "Yeah! Sigh! Sigh!"
Hei Yang: "Sigh..."
Hongli: "Feeling..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Just as Hei Yang and Hong Li looked at each other and became more and more guilty, the sloth on the ground moved its nose and slowly opened its eyes, but its voice was still so weak.
"It's strange that...it actually...has the aura of...comrades!"
"Hey, are you finally willing to speak?"
Hong Li raised her eyebrows and patted Hei Yang on the shoulder.
"Do you understand what it is saying?"
"Well, that probably means..."
Hei Yang frowned and said: "It means that I can sense the aura of people from the same path."
"Haha, how is that possible!"
Hongli waved her hand, looking unconcerned.
"How could we in the world of traveling have the same kind of people? It's inexplicable!"
"That's right, there are no like-minded people anywhere."
Hei Yang echoed: "We can't guess who it's talking about at all!"
Sloth, stare.
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you looking at! If you look again, I'll dig out your eyeballs!"
Hong Li pointed at the sloth angrily and shouted.
"I've been displeased with you for a long time, so I'll quickly change everyone back to their original appearance, and then get the hell out of our travel world!"
"That's right!"
Hei Yang was there to support his girlfriend.
"Ah... traveling..."
A surprised expression appeared on the sloth's face in slow motion.
"Open your eyes again... and it's another... world..."
"That's right! Why did you break into our world!"
Hong Li hummed softly: "There is no room for two lazy dogs in the same world, unless there is a man and a woman. Do you know that your character overlaps with ours!"
"That's right! Why are you here?"
Hei Yang snorted coldly: "Is it because you have an extra Furui attribute?"
Hongli: "Ah?"
Sloth: "?"
Hei Yang: "..."
"Hey, hey, why are you watching what I do!"
Black Yang became angry and pointed at the sloth: "What about you! Change everyone back quickly, do you hear me?"
"Ah...lazy..."
The sloth shook his head slowly.
"Too lazy...to suppress...the aura..."
"Then if you don't eat the toast, you'll have to drink it as a penalty!"
Hei Yang narrowed his eyes: "Believe it or not, we will kill you!"
"Too lazy...believe it or not..."
The sloth yawned slowly.
"Whatever...whatever...anyway...I'm too lazy to live...so tired..."
Hei Yang: "???"
Hong Li: "???"
"...owe"
The sloth finished the first half of his yawn, curled up, and lay down again.
"Sleep...fellow Taoist...goodbye..."
The sloth closed his eyes.
"Well... next time I open my eyes... where will I be..."
"Ah this."*2
Hei Yang Hongli blinked and looked at each other.
"The Almighty Black Sun..."
Hongli tugged at her boyfriend's sleeve.
"Hurry up and think of a solution!"
"When did I get a universal prefix..."
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and suddenly thought of something.
………
"Here is all the anxiety."
Anxious lowered his head and showed off the bright red light in his hand.
"Then it's gone. As per your request, I'll take it all back..."
"All?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows with a suspicious look on his face.
"Didn't it get stolen or missed?"
"No, no, absolutely not!"
Anxiety waved his hand quickly: "They're all here. Well, if nothing happens, I'll go back to my home world first, hahaha, never see you again!"
"Stop!"
Hei Yang said leisurely: "You can't leave yet."
"This, this isn't right..."
The corners of his mouth twitched anxiously, and he turned his head to look at Hei Yang.
"You, didn't you say, let me go..."
"That."
Hei Yang pointed to the red light ball in his anxious hand, and said in a tone of no hesitation: "Stay."
"Ah this..."
Anxious, he lowered his head and looked at his hands, his face full of resistance.
"You, you don't rely on anxiety to cultivate, what's the use of this!"
"You don't care! Do I look good?"
Hei Yang snorted coldly: "You still want to take away the things that were created by using our World Travelers as culture medium? Why don't you just stay here too!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, you have to be reasonable!"
Anxiety said something that even she thought was childish.
"You can't, you can't do this, right? You also said that this is cultivated with the emotions of the wandering people. It would be bad if I took it away. If you take it away, wouldn't you be using them?"
"Ha, what a joke, I am a local from Heiyang!"
Hei Yang pointed at himself with a sneer.
"Can that be the same? What you have is stolen money. If you run away with that money, it is called confiscation. Do you understand?"
"Are you a public figure in this world?"
Eyes widened with anxiety: "You just want to achieve your own private goals!"
"I'm not."
Hei Yang said proudly: "But my wife is. She is the head of a large sect and manages the practice affairs. She is not considered a public servant?"
"Ah this..."
Anxious expression froze: "That's using power for personal gain! Using public power for personal gain!"
"Stop talking nonsense, will you give it or not?"
Hei Yang gritted his teeth and threatened: "You know that your good brother is still imprisoned here unexpectedly. Do you want to keep him company?"
"No!"
Anxiety had a tough look on his face: "You won't even give me a beating to death! You won't even give me a chance to put me in jail!"
Hei Yang: "Oh."
"..."
"Woooooo, I was wrong, don't fight, don't fight..."
Anxious hugged his head and cried: "I'll give it to you, I'll give it all to you! Take it away, take it all away, I don't want to see them again!"
"Wouldn't it be better if this were the case earlier?"
Hei Yang looked at the bright red light ball in his hand, his eyes also flashed with light red light, and he suddenly waved his hand.
"You can leave, but don't look back."
"Never again!!!"
………
"Let's see if this thing is useful..."
Hei Yang sighed, took out a small bottle from his storage bag, and poured the bright red light ball inside into his hand.
"Hey~"
Hongli's eyes widened and she retreated far away.
Hei Yang: "?"
"No, what the hell is going on with your eyes when you see disgusting things!"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Heiyang's head: "And what's with that shocked expression when you see your friends holding disgusting things with their hands! What the hell are you thinking about!"
"Ah this..."
Hongli smiled and said: "Well, instinctive consciousness, instinctive consciousness, anxiety is the natural enemy."
"Huh? Your natural enemy is not Black Sun? Not Black Sun? Not Black Sun?"
"Heiyang is a perfect match!"
"Good to lick."
"It's definitely not licking. My admiration for Heiyang is not false at all!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, squatted down and put his hand to the sloth's mouth, snapping two balls of spiritual energy to block the sloth's nostrils.
Sloth: "(*?︶?*)"
Sloth: "(＞＜)"
The sloth opened its mouth subconsciously. Hei Yang's eyes were sharp and his hands were quick, and he gave away his spiritual power.
"Shua!"
The bright red light suddenly slid into the sloth's mouth.
Sloth: "(＞＜)"
In his sleep, the sloth's expression gradually distorted, turning left and right...
Sloth: "(‵□′)"
"What's going on, what's going on, why can't I sleep!"
The sloth opened his eyes suddenly, grabbed his neck with both hands, and yelled with a twisted face. His waist and legs no longer hurt, and he could speak fluently!
"What, what did you give me to eat!"
"Uh..."
Hei Yang frowned, thinking carefully.
"Popping candy!"
"Who believes you?"
The sloth stood up, and thanks to Mouyang, it was so energetic for the first time in its life!
"Oh, oh, oh, hurry up and forget about that!"
Hei Yang urged: "At most, I can neutralize that little anxiety for you temporarily. It won't be useful for a while. Go to work quickly!"
Sloth: "..."
"Okay, okay..."
The sloth looked around helplessly, feeling like something was urging it in its heart, making it difficult for it to sleep peacefully.
"A novel experience, although I don't like it very much..."
The sloth sighed and stretched out his paw.
"This is the first time in my life that I help others!"
