How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 279: It’s not that I can’t see the beauty because I’m lying there, it’s that I’m lying there because I can’t see the beauty.
Chapter 279: It’s not that I can’t see the beauty because I’m lying there, it’s that I’m lying there because I can’t see the beauty.
Probably because he has never actively controlled his abilities, the sloth raised his hand and suddenly froze.
It tilted its head, and Hei Yang and Hong Li on the side quickly asked.
"How was it?"
"Are you ready?"
"Wait a minute..."
The sloth showed a thoughtful expression.
"Let me find a feeling..."
Heiyang, Hongli: "Huh?"
"Hey, you don't want to sleep again, do you?"
A black line was drawn on Hong Li's head: "At least finish the matter before we talk. Once the matter is finished, even if you are too lazy to live, we won't be too lazy to care about you!"
"Uh..."
Heiyang leaned close to Hongli's ear and whispered a reminder.
"Didn't they say to meditate? They didn't say to sleep."
"Huh? This doesn't mean the same thing?"
Hongli looked at Heiyang with a puzzled face.
"When I was studying and literacy, every time I would catch myself sleeping in class, I would say...well, I am meditating!"
"..."
Hei Yang was silent for a few seconds and said quietly: "Classmate Hong Xiaoli?"
"What, what's wrong..."
Hongli's face changed, and she felt panicked for no reason.
"Well, Brother Heiyang, please listen to my explanation. In fact, I..."
"What else is there to explain!"
Hei Yang snorted coldly: "You slept in class, right? You didn't listen carefully, right? Do you know that I have been waiting for you outside the school in the wind and sun, and you are actually sleeping in the room?"
"Brother Heiyang, I was wrong!"
Hongli put her hands together on her chest, closed her eyes and shivered.
"Xiaoli doesn't dare anymore. Brother Heiyang, please spare Xiaoli this time. Don't tell my mother..."
"Huh?"
Before she finished speaking, Hongli was suddenly stunned and slowly regained her composure.
"That's not right. I have grown up. I have graduated eight years ago. Why should I be afraid of you?"
"Ha, then how do I know?"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a funny face.
"Hurry up, Xiaoli calls you Brother Heiyang again, brother, I love hearing it!"
"Climb, climb, climb!"
Hongli snorted softly: "No matter how big or small, just talking to your mother like this is... ah!"
"..."
Hong Li rubbed her head and glanced at Hei Yang.
"Hey, I won't argue with you little brat."
"Hehe."
Hei Yang smiled and didn't say anything else
Teacher Heiyang, who has many years of experience in training Hongli, stepped on Hongli's defense line as steadily as an old dog. Besides, his girlfriend should be anxious, and he would have to coax her when she was anxious.
At this time, Hei Yang felt that his love experience was constantly popping up in his head 1 1 1...
Of course, just like his Hongli, who knows what other girls are like?
Hei Yang didn't know, and had no interest in knowing, that the petite girl beside him was enough to fill his heart, leaving no room for anything else.
Well, it's the kind that's embedded in the heart, and you can't dig it out.
"Oh, okay, I have it!"
The sloth suddenly made a sound, and yawned slightly under the gaze of Heiyang Hongli. The breath that escaped around it disappeared instantly, or was taken back into the body by the sloth.
"So you've been brewing for so long..."
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "Is it just to prepare for a yawn?"
"You don't understand, there are many highly skilled people here."
The sloth shook his head: "Do you think anyone can yawn with genuine emotion and no pretense?"
"Ah?"
Hei Yang and Hong Li looked at each other.
"Ha~yawn~"*2
"You don't count."
The sloth nodded.
"You are the strong ones that I recognize!"
"Who needs your approval!"*2
"..."
"..."
After the sloth took away his magical powers, the entire Tianxiang City seemed to have just woken up, yawning, rubbing its sleepy eyes, and continuing to live.
The relatives of grandma and grandpa also gradually came to their senses. Grandma snatched the big spoon from her daughter's hand and asked her mother to come.
Grandpa stretched his waist, pushed the door open and went out of the house. He looked at the people in the courtyard who were looking at each other and said with a smile: "I am a bit lazy, but they are still here."
"Well..."
Everyone looked at each other's disgraced faces and felt dumbfounded for a moment.
By the time everyone realized what happened, it was already almost one o'clock in the afternoon.
The dirt on the body needs to be cleaned, and the meals need to be bought and cooked immediately. The whole family is busy for a while, but it adds a bit of New Year flavor.
A group of naughty children like to run around among adults like this. As a result, they are so happy that they are suddenly beaten by their parents, and their faces turn pale with fright.
However, if you are beaten, you won’t be beaten immediately. After all, there is a life-sustaining skill "New Year's Day" to prevent the naughty child from having his butt blossom now.
But after returning home, tsk tsk.
Thinking of the gloomy future, the naughty children who were marked by their parents finally stopped making noises temporarily and got together to discuss the possibility of putting steel plates behind their butts.
As for Xiao Huo, she just went crazy. She was very active in shouting at her elders. She was cute and had a sweet mouth. She was happily protected by the two old people as if they were treasures. They were kissed after two generations. p>
As for the two guys, Hei Yang Hongli, they quietly hid while everyone was busy cleaning up and cooking.
From a certain perspective, laziness helped both of them, and that's not all.
"Hey, everyone's new clothes are all dirty now. It would definitely be inappropriate for me to wander around in a little white dress!"
Hei Yang Hongli sat cuddled up on the branches of the towering tree, and the latter smiled mischievously.
"In this case, even if my mother wants to complain about me, she has no reason!"
Hong Li laughed proudly: "Maybe I have to compliment you a little bit. Oh, Xiao Li is really discerning and knows when to wear what clothes to show up, oh ho ho ho!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang said faintly: "Then didn't I do it for you in vain?"
"Hey, don't do it in vain, don't do it in vain."
Hong Li waved her hand in embarrassment, leaned close to Hei Yang's ear, and whispered: "When I get home, I will wear it for you to see alone!
You can watch it however you want and for as long as you want!"
"Hey?"
The corners of Hei Yang's lips raised slightly, and he also leaned over and whispered: "That's really exciting. My Xiaoli is good to me."
"Nonsense, isn't this..."
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Hongli's face turned slightly red, she clamped her legs together, and said in a lower voice: "If I don't treat you well, who else can I treat well?
Just thank Lord Hongli for your kindness. You are the only one in the world who can make me like this. Who made me... who made me like you."
"I will never let you down, Xiaoli."
"I know."
"Hey hey hey..."*2
"..."
The sloth hung upside down on a branch not far away, squinting its eyes and whispering to its orthogonal head, making love to the two of them, with a pair of dead fish eyes full of speechlessness.
Who is it, where is it, why is it here?
It should not hang upside down on the branches, it should be buried under the roots of the tree...
"Hello."
The voice of the sloth came faintly.
"You don't have to be so quiet. I'm not interested in your love talk and I'm too lazy to listen."
"Aha?"
Hong Li moved her head away from Hei Yang's shoulder, looked at the sloth and raised her eyebrows.
"Since you're too lazy to listen, why don't you just be too lazy to talk?"
"That's right, why talk so much!"
The Heiyang woman sings about following her husband, with a displeased face.
"To be a light bulb, you have to have the awareness to be a light bulb, okay? It's your gentleness not to disturb me, thank you!"
Sloth: "..."
"From the time I was born to now, I haven't said as many words in total as these few hours."
The sloth sighed and looked at the two of them with a melancholy expression.
"It's possible that this is the only chance I'll have to communicate with others in this life. Don't you want to say a few more words to me?"
"What does that have to do with us?"
Hei Yang said expressionlessly: "You chose the road yourself. If you don't want to communicate with others, then you blame us?"
"Ah this..."
The sloth felt like an arrow had hit his back.
"That's right, moral kidnapping, hurry up, hurry up!"
Hongli's husband sings and follows his wife, with a look of contempt on his face.
"I confronted you in court before, but you hesitated... No, you didn't say a word. Now you want to talk again. Why?"
"Ah this..."
The sloth was hit by an arrow in the back again.
"Indeed!"
Hei Yang hummed softly: "If you want to say it, just say it. If you don't want to say it, don't say it. What do you think we are, confiding in the tree hole?
Sorry, I suggest you go find a real tree hole and whisper. The tree hole will not resist."
"Ah this..."
The sloth was hit by an arrow in the back again.
"You're right."
Hongli nodded.
"If you are serious..."
"Stop! Stop pricking, stop pricking..."
The sloth looked hopeless.
"If you prick your child again, he will turn into a hedgehog."
"Speaking of which, you know so many things even though you have been sleeping..."
Hong Li frowned and suddenly came back to her senses mid-sentence.
"Oh, I understand, let's pass on the memory, right? I understand, I understand, then it's okay!"
"So..."
The sloth said quietly: "I am a person who is born to know, and I am also a person who is born to be lazy. I just want to sleep, I just don't want to do things, I just feel tired. How can you blame me?"
"Ah?"
Hei Yang frowned, waved his hand and said: "Then you go and change, restrain your nature a little bit or something."
"No!"
The sloth looked determined and confident.
"I will never betray laziness in my life! I really like the feeling of not thinking about anything!"
"How can you like it if you don't think about it?"
Hei Yang scratched his head, imaginary images appeared in his mind.
[Already... broken... so comfortable... don't have to think about anything... give up thinking... enjoy... Black Sun... like...]
"Bah, bah, bah!"
Hei Yang shook his head vigorously. Damn it, there are too many scraps. Get out of here!
"Huh?"
Hong Li seemed to feel something, and turned to look at Hei Yang with a suspicious look on her face, questioning her soul.
"Why do I feel that you are thinking of something very rude..."
"Illusion."
"I wasn't sure before, but now I believe it."
"What an illusion!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hongli rolled her eyes and looked at the sloth expressionlessly.
"Then there's nothing more to say. You chose your own path, and you deserve it."
"Same feeling."
Black Yang looked at the sloth and pointed to the sky.
"I said, why don't you leave quickly while you can still move... No, just leave!
That little bit of anxiety won't last long, and I feel like your influence on the world is getting bigger and bigger."
"Of course."
The sloth said matter-of-factly: "Creatures like me that entered your world through illegal means will continue to affect the surroundings as time goes by.
The higher the strength, the greater the impact on the surroundings. I am also in the Nascent Soul stage after all, right?"
"That's it..."
Hongli nodded thoughtfully.
[Hongli: Did you hear that? Look at the good things you have done. You must have influenced me. If you are not responsible for me, won’t your conscience hurt?]
[Hei Yang: Don’t be embarrassed, I was a weakling for the past ten years, what influence can I have?]
[Hei Yang: Besides, Grandma Meng has already helped me apply for a new identity. I am now a legal citizen traveling around the world!]
[Hongli: Wow, by saying so much, do you mean you don’t want to be responsible?]
[Hei Yang: Ahem, it’s all my fault. It’s all my fault. I take full responsibility. I sold myself to pay off the debt and pledged myself to you. Lord Hongli, please use it as you wish!]
[Hongli: That’s pretty much it.]
"Maybe you are curious..."
The sloth suddenly spoke, a look of sorrow on his face.
"Why does lazy me still exist in this cruel world?"
"No, we are not curious at all. Laziness is a character that affects a better life. I know this very well."
Hei Yang stretched out a hand.
"That's right, we two little trash can live to this day. We are always grateful to our parents, our neighbors, and the harmonious world of immortality!"
Hongli stretched out a hand.
The hands of the two moved closer and apart, closer and apart, like playing an accordion.
"No one understands laziness better than us!"*2
Sloth: "..."
"I guess you guys would really like to hear my story?"
The sloth suddenly showed a vicissitudes of life.
"No, we don't want to!"*2
Hei Yang Hongli stared with dead eyes and refused to listen.
"That was a long, long time ago..."
Hongli: "Hey, don't you understand people's words? We don't want to hear them. Who asked you to make your own decisions and start telling stories!"
Hei Yang: "Damn it, it's another annoying forced dialogue plot animation time. The plot is obviously nothing, but you have to let me watch it, right? Where is the skip button? I want to skip it!"
"When I was born, I was surrounded by people of my own race, but there was silence.
The inheritance rooted in the soul tells me that the lazier our family is, the stronger we can become."
"Damn, what a racial talent that makes people envious and jealous!"*2
Black sun, red glass, and lemon, some otters are born right at the end...
"At that time, my limbs were weak and it was difficult to move, so I just rested instinctively. I found that I didn't need to eat because the energy I gained through "becoming lazy" was enough to sustain life." p>
The sloth ignored the two jealous men around him and kept talking to himself.
"Just like that, days go by, and I feel that I have grown up, become stronger, and have the ability to act on my own, but I don't want to move at all. That's nice, isn't it?
Well, some members of the same race don't seem to think so. When I hear the rustling noises, there are always some members of the same race who can't bear the loneliness and want to run, jump, communicate with other creatures, and see more of the world. Why go against your own natural instincts?
I don’t understand. Why do you do unnecessary things when you can just be lazy?
They go to eat, make friends, travel, reproduce... I don't have that kind of worldly desire.
Of course, occasionally I will open my eyes curiously and take a look... Hey, don't look at me like that, I'm a serious creature, okay!"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on the sloth's head, and he clenched his fists and roared angrily at the two guys wearing tinted glasses.
Damn it, just because their own heads are full of waste, do they treat it like that?!
"I'll take the liberty to ask."
Hei Yang raised his hand: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
"My female! Climb!"
A good-tempered person is like a sloth, but he can't help but curse others.
Take a deep breath, adjust your mood, and continue talking.
"I'm so angry, damn it, where did I say it?"
"Look at it occasionally."
Hongli raised her hand and reminded.
"Oh, yes, I take a look occasionally."
The sloth shook his head and continued.
"There is nothing interesting to see. A group of people of the same race who were born earlier than me are not as strong as me. They are all of low level. At first glance, it seems that they are not diligent and lazy!"
"Why does this sound so strange..."*2
The corners of the mouths of the two audience members twitched.
"Sure enough, what happened later proved that I was right."
The sloth said proudly: "Not to mention those guys who age and die because their realm has not caught up with their lifespan, let's just talk about one day in the future.
That day I was sleeping as usual, when suddenly the earth shook, the wind roared, lightning flashed and thunder - at that time I thought it was the end of the world, but later I realized it was just two waves of monks fighting.
The impact of the aftermath caused a large number of casualties to my kindred. If you stay at home and you will still encounter this kind of danger, then aren’t those who go out even more dangerous? That’s what I think.
I was blown away by the strong wind and injured, but recovered quickly.
I was blown into the lake and swallowed by a big fish without any harm.
Big fish are being hunted, and mudslides are encountered while transporting them, but I feel at ease.
The soil dries outside my body and condenses me into a sculpture. I am not afraid.
After I was discovered, I was put on display on the counter and said that I was a specimen of a species that had been extinct for many, many years. I didn’t bother to argue.
A group of robbers rushed in and snatched me and other exhibits away, but I was calm...
I don't care, I go with the flow, I let the torrent of the times sweep me wherever it goes, the people and things around me are changing, but I am still safe.
Many big shots who are stronger, smarter, and higher in status than me will also fall for various reasons, but I survived because I don’t fight or grab, and I don’t have any bad intentions.
It seems that thinking is useless and will cause me a lot of fearless troubles, so I simply gave up thinking.
Just like this, I don't care about anything, I don't know anything, I occasionally feel itchy eyelids, and the environment is always unfamiliar when I open my eyes. I don't care.
It’s like I don’t know how I got here, and I don’t want to think about what you will do with me. It’s just whatever.”
The sloth yawned, slowly curled up, his face showed fatigue again, and waved goodbye to Heiyang Hongli.
"Well, I should have said all my words in this life, and I have no regrets...
To be honest, laziness is not without benefits. The lazier you are, the lonelier you will be... Probably, who knows?
Well, I wish you two fellow Taoists a long relationship and a happy life...yawn...farewell..."
Under the gaze of Heiyang Hongli, the sloth fell into a deep sleep, breathing leisurely.
There have been many people or things that tried to make it anxious, but in the end there was still nothing it could do.
After all, no one can win someone who is too lazy to fight.
"Well, this guy..."
Hong Li frowned and said softly: "This guy lacks a heart and is not interested in anything. He would rather step into nothingness..."
"The world is still very beautiful, but the world in its eyes is full of trouble...although it is true."
Hei Yang smiled helplessly and made a faint sound.
"If I hadn't met you, maybe I would have closed myself off like him, and left with my parents after they died.
Even my leaving is meaningless, because no one remembers and no one cares."
"Nonsense, no ifs."
Hong Li took Hei Yang's hand and held it tightly.
"Everyone is by my side, by your side and by my side, and you are by my side."
"I know."
Hei Yang shook his head and laughed.
"I just listened to the story and did the reading comprehension after-school exercises."
"Hmm."
Hong Li was noncommittal. She looked at the motionless sloth hanging upside down on the branch, speechless.
"How to deal with it? Once you fall asleep, it will start to emit aura again."
"You said it, kill it."
"Oh, then do it."
"Why don't you do it?"
"Too lazy to do anything."
"What a coincidence."
Black Yang stretched out his hand expressionlessly, wrapped the sloth in his soft spiritual power, and shook his head.
"I'm too lazy to do anything. Let's take it away first..."
"After taking it away?"
"Find a place to bury alive."
"Truth and lies."
"What do you think?"
"Tsk, tsk."
"Xiaoyang? Xiaoli? The food is almost ready! Come and eat!
Well, really, where did these two children go to play... If you don’t come back, you two won’t have a share!”
"Hey! Mom, here it is, here it is!"
Heiyang Hongli quickly jumped off the giant branch.