How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 283: During the exam, I thought about the blank test paper for a long time, but all I remembered was those lyrics.
Chapter 283: During the exam, I thought about the blank test paper for a long time, but all I remembered was those lyrics.
One step, two steps...
Hongli was lying on the bed reading a book, seemingly unaware of the approach of the person behind her.
Three steps, four steps...
Stretch out one hand slightly and aim at the raised part of the other party...
"Black Sun."
Hong Li suddenly made a sound, causing someone behind her who was trying to approach quietly to freeze.
"There is half a bag of sesame candies left on the table in the living room and a whole bag of fruit candies I forgot in the study. Please help me get them. Thank you."
"嘁."
Hei Yang clicked his tongue in displeasure.
"Tang, sugar, sugar, sooner or later I'll give you high blood sugar!"
"No, no, no."
Hongli didn't even look back, kicking her little legs randomly as if she was afraid that the quilt would be long-lived.
"We monks, why are we afraid of sugar!"
"Paji"
"Ah! What the hell are you..."
Hong Li froze and exclaimed. She gritted her teeth and turned around to look. She found that Hei Yang had turned around to help her get the candy and curled her lips.
"嘁."
"..."
"Take a look at these two bags for yourself."
Hei Yang pushed the door open again, threw the bag in his hand, and accurately shot Hong Li in the head.
"Really, wouldn't it be nice to just leave the food by the bedside? It will be thrown everywhere in the house."
"Hey, this is how you feel like home. It's not a mess and it's not called home."
Hongli is not upset if her head is shot. Anyway, she has a strong head and just has the things in hand.
"Thank you, Brother Heiyang! It's great! How is your practice?"
"Speak normally."
Hei Yang kicked off his shoes, lay down next to Hong Li, casually pulled out a sesame candy and held it in his mouth. He adjusted his posture with his hands, freed his mouth, and then answered.
"As you can see, it's easy, but I didn't expect that the incense was just used up. I originally thought there would be some left."
"Rookie."
"Who are you scolding?"
"You."
"Good guy!"
Hei Yang raised his brows, put his head close to Hong Li's face, and said fiercely: "The world has changed, right? How dare you dance with me like this?"
"Hitting is kissing and scolding is love. It proves that I love you."
Hong Li held fruit candy in her mouth and turned the pages of the book calmly.
"Don't make trouble, I'm reading a book, I have no quality."
"Paji!"
"Ah, wrong, wrong."
Hongli gave up decisively.
"Brother, please show your respect, don't be as knowledgeable as Hongli."
"Oh, you have to take two hits, right?"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes. It was impossible to use too much force. This was intimidation and did not prevent him from complaining.
"I suspect you are deliberately provoking me to satisfy your ulterior desires, tsk tsk, scheming Hong Li."
"Yes, yes, yes, I am intentional, I have a hobby, I am cunning, right?"
Hongli waved her hand.
"I told you not to make trouble. I'm reading a book. The rebel army led by the heroine is about to reach the royal capital. The rebellion will bring peace to the world today!"
"Hey, is this book also available for purchase..."
"Don't underestimate your Hongli's ways, you bastard!"
Hongli snorted softly and argued for herself: "Books are the ladder for Hongli's progress, especially a good book.
If there is a book that is said to be very good, or if I cannot get a book that I am very interested in, I will feel uncomfortable for several days."
"Then..."
Hei Yang probed: "Get it at all costs?"
"This is not the case."
Hong Li showed her dead eyes, waved her hands and said: "If the price you pay is higher than expected, then give up.
I'm not stupid. With this time and energy, I can get more good books."
"But then again..."
After a pause, Hongli suddenly turned to look at Hei Yang, pointing at herself and laughing.
"My mother has been telling me that all ladies should read widely, improve their cultural literacy, accumulate knowledge, and have a scholarly spirit in their hearts.
Now, look at me now that I have read such a book, do I look like a very educated person?
Well, Hongli can also be called a talented woman, an intellectual beauty, with both talent and beauty, right?"
"Uh..."
Hei Yang's mouth twitched.
"Is it possible that mom asked you to read classics and other books instead of those in your study?"
"Nonsense, everyone compiles in Chinese characters, why can't mine work?"
Hongli waved the book on her hand and argued: "Just like the fables and fairy tales you told me before, as long as you can learn knowledge and understand the truth, isn't it a gain?
Those are all memorable to me and played an indelible role in my growth!"
"Don't slander good people!"
Hei Yang looked away guiltily.
"When have I ever told you a strange story?"
"Hey, hey, do you dare to do it?"
Hong Li showed her dead eyes and said unhappily: "Do you need me to repeat it to you?"
"Ahem, no, no, no, I remembered."
Hei Yang said with a sneer: "It seems that's what I said, hahaha..."
"That's pretty much it."
Hongli smiled and continued to read.
Hei Yang lay on her left side, stretched out his hand and held up the paper between the first page and the number Hongli saw, so that he could start from the first page and not affect Hongli's reading.
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But after a while, Hei Yang felt that it was too troublesome to hold the stack of paper all the time, so he put his hand on the page he was reading to prevent it from being covered. Hong Li also naturally stretched out his hand to support it, making the middle page stand up.
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The posture of the two people also changed from lying on their backs to lying on their sides, with Heiyang facing the right and Hongli facing the left. The young couple quietly read the novel together.
The two of them did not read very quickly, but carefully read word for word, not caring whether it would take more time.
They don’t need to think about what they need to do next, nor do they need to rush to look at everything. There is no great pressure to push people away, and there is no whip of anxiety to move forward.
They are like travelers walking hand in hand, not caring where the next stop is and not in a hurry to reach their destination.
Because the scenery along the way is so beautiful, they can even stop and enjoy it, and they can stay there all day without being rushed.
This is the slow-paced life they have always dreamed of, but it is somewhat different from the real slow-paced life.
Heiyang Hongli builds his own city-state on the ground. This is a small city that only belongs to two people.
From another perspective, they are actually autistic. They close their minds and escape from social reality, which will only bring endless loneliness.
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But the problem is that they are autistic with the people they love, and they can't feel loneliness at all.
In fact, the real loneliness is when you are walking in the crowd, but no one is willing to stop for you.
Strange faces meet each other and then say goodbye again. Only black and white are left in the eyes. The more noisy, the more terrifying the silence feels. The louder the laughter, the more it seems to be covering up the emptiness in the heart.
The equally indifferent faces of men and women, old and young, shattered into meaningless murmurs that echoed in the ears.
The world is so big, but there seems to be no place for oneself. In loneliness, you can't even shout if you want, and crying is not allowed.
You need to wear the same mask as everyone else. No matter how painful your inner face is, you can’t reveal it—you will be laughed at.
But while they were laughing at each other, they were also envious of each other. Perhaps in the near future, they will be able to vent the pain deep in their hearts happily.
But until then, keep your mask on.
Walking in the darkness, waiting for the brief dawn to arrive at an unknown moment, and then falling into darkness again until I can no longer move.
You know that no one will understand your suffering, and no matter how sincere your words are, they will only make people feel bored.
The other person is also anxiously rushing to the next target. No one has time to listen to your inner thoughts, just like you are not willing to listen to their pretentiousness.
You think people who lock themselves in their rooms are lonely, but for them, only then can they truly realize their existence and realize that they are independent individuals.
Feeling my own heartbeat, ah, I am still alive.
This is called loneliness.
And these two are a loving couple.
With freedom of wealth and good health, they can do anything together, vent all their feelings in front of each other, knowing that they are unique to Him, and knowing that someone cares about them.
This is not lonely at all.
Those who are fearless are the most pitiful.
……
"Wait a minute, let me remember something."
Hong Li suddenly made a sound and pressed the page. Hei Yang subconsciously put his hand on the place where he saw it to prevent him from missing the page.
"Hmm?"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a question mark on his face.
"Remember what? Don't tell me that you Hongli can also excerpt good words and sentences when reading, I will be scared!"
"That's right! It's what you think!"
Hong Li proudly took out a small pocket book, took out the pen in the book, and copied the contents of the book.
"This is a habit I only developed when I was in the Five Elements Sect. Does it make me look more like a talented woman?"
"Well..."
Hei Yang frowned and looked at Hong Li, who looked like a good girl, taking notes seriously. He always felt that something was wrong.
"Let me see what you wrote."
Hei Yang stretched out his hand to take the notebook, but Hong Li turned around and faced the wall, exposing the back of his head to Hei Yang.
"No."
Hong Li snorted softly: "These are the notes carefully recorded by the good student Hong Li. I spent a lot of effort on them, so I can't just show them to you!"
"Huh?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and directly pinched the back of Hong Li's fair-skinned Destiny's neck, causing the latter's body to freeze instantly.
"Miss Xiaoli, I allow you to reorganize the language, are you sure you don't want to show it to me?"
"Ah this..."
Hongli suddenly realized that she had lost her mind by exposing her back to a guy who was greedy for her body!
Although lying next to him is not very safe in this regard, at least he still needs to turn himself over. Now he doesn’t even need to turn over, he can just open the bag and eat...
Think about the original name of the instant kill... Oh yes, insidious backstab, hiss!
"Hahaha, how could it happen? I was kidding, hahaha!"
Hongli laughed twice, but she couldn't move as the back of her neck was strangled.
"How could I not show it to my dear husband? Let alone my notes, my husband can see whatever he wants, hahaha, hahahahahahahahahahaha, Lord Heiyang, spare your life!"
"That's pretty much it."
Hei Yang let go of his hand with satisfaction and looked at Hong Li, who had escaped from trouble, turned around and faced him with a smile, and nodded: "Okay, bring it."
Hongli: "..."
"Hehe! Stop~"
Hongli showed a sweet smile and blinked her eyes, acting maliciously and cutely.
Hei Yang: "???"
"Hey, can you give me a reaction, please?"
Seeing Hei Yang's puzzled expression, Hongli said unhappily: "Your girlfriend Hongli is acting cute to please you, can you give me some reaction?
For example, having a love in your eyes and being mesmerized?"
"Ha, are you trying to be cute?"
Hei Yang showed a shocked expression.
"Aren't you making faces to provoke me?"
"What do you mean! You said I'm not cute enough?!"
"I said your cuteness is not up to par."
"Haha, it's a joke. Good-looking people are cute no matter what expression they make. Why do you need to set standards if you are not confident in your appearance?"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang, and suddenly her eyes lit up.
"How about you demonstrate it to me?"
"Huh?"
Hei Yang pointed at himself and widened his eyes.
"I'm a tough guy. You want me to be cute for you? Stop joking!"
"Hurry up!"
Hong Li glared.
"Oh..."
Hei Yang curled his lips, thought for a moment, and stretched out his scissor hands in front of him.
"Like this?"
"Smile for Mr. Hongli!"
"Ah, this, like this?"
Hei Yang forced a smile: "How is it?"
"Well..."
Hong Li frowned and looked at Hei Yang, stretched out her white fingers to lift Hei Yang's chin, and asked: "That, just like this, this action.
Can you show an expression that is one part unwilling, one part humiliated, one part ashamed and angry, and one part forced to obey?
That is to say, imagine that you are a good husband now, but you are blocked in a dead end by Hong Li, a street gangster, who teases you with a wicked smile. You have tears in your eyes, but you are very resistant but unable to resist, and you feel bitter for a moment.
Soreness.
Well, that's it, can you show that expression? Please, please, I really want to see it!"
"I think I should conduct a large-scale review of the books you usually read to purify the waste in your head."
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"You can't do that! We are an unmarried couple! My behavior is reasonable! You should meet my requirements!"
"Uh, like this?"
"The emotional rendering is not in place."
"Is that so?"
"If you show a little more humiliation, well, the other person is going too far. Hongli even stretches out her feet to let you lick her toes. Who can bear this going too far? Who can bear it?!
Are you very angry, do you want to punch her in the face, are you... Hey, what's your expression? That's not the case! You are the weak one!"
"..."
"..."
"Okay, okay, let's see the final effect."
Hong Li held the image stone in her hand, injected her spiritual power into it, and developed it into an image, revealing Hei Yang's funny expression.
"Not bad, isn't it?"
Hei Yang looked serious.
"Not bad for your size!"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head, and she said speechlessly: "This is completely different from what I thought! I've obviously angered you so much, are you really such a good-tempered guy..."
"Okay, stop talking nonsense."
Hei Yang stretched out his hand and said in a tone that could not be refused: "If you want to play, I will cooperate. Now let me be healthy!"
"Uh, just take a look, okay?"
"Huh?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "I wasn't really curious at first, but the more you hid it, the more I wanted to see it."
"Ah this..."
Hong Li took a long breath, hummed softly, and patted the small book into Hei Yang's hand.
"Okay, okay, let me show it to you. Are you satisfied?"
"That's pretty much it."
Hei Yang opened the small book, but he couldn't hold back on the first page.
[Complete collection of dirty words used to cleverly scold Heiyang - recorder, Xiaoli.]
The second page...
【1,*******2,********3,******】
Hei Yang said "swish, swish, swish" with a dark face, sighed with a complex expression, and threw it in front of Hongli.
"I'll pay you back. I really have nothing to say. Hongli, you are my brother and you are my sister. I admit that I spoke a little too loudly before. Please don't scold me!"
"It's a pity that in terms of yin and yang, I'm still way behind you."
Hong Li put away the notebook as if she was protecting her treasure, with a look of displeasure on her face: "You have seen all the achievements of the past few months, so how can I achieve the ultimate effect?"
"I suspect you have more than one notebook. This one is too new."
"Nonsense, of course I have several more, do you understand?
And it’s not all directed at you, there are also articles on horse hunting, quotations on disappearing genealogies, and a collection of slang..."
"Can you remember something serious, something positive and optimistic?"
"Check and fill in the gaps, I only remember what I think is useful!"
Hongli pointed at herself proudly.
"I saw a sentence in a book before that said that women are a difficult book to read.
If you use this analogy, you and I have more than one book. Have you seen the vast inventory in my study? I am just a study of books that are difficult to understand, hahaha!"
"Uh, that kind of indescribable book..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Is it you too?"
"Ah this..."
Hong Li's serious face fluttered two blushes on her cheeks, still pretending to be nonchalant and said: "Of course, they will have a strong guiding role in the life of couples. Rounding them up can also be regarded as a reference book, right?"
"..."
Hei Yang was silent for a moment and smiled.
"As long as I want to read the books in the study, I can finish them sooner or later. You are the one who needs to read them for the rest of your life."
"Ha, this, you don't need to tell me this, I already knew it, hahaha!"
"You're being tough again."
"I didn't! Well..."
Okay, it’s not very hard.
On January 18th, it was sunny. Hei Yang Hongli spent a day reading at home and benefited a lot.