How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 284: The night brings tranquility and makes people feel calm, sometimes hungry, and a little sad.
Chapter 284: The night brings tranquility and makes people feel calm, sometimes hungry, and a little sad.
"Phew, a wonderful journey, isn't it?"
Hong Li closed the book, took a long breath, and sighed.
"Great story, superb writing style, I may never be able to write such words in my life.
I’ve decided to put this book on the red glass selection shelf. I’ll have to read it again and again after a while!”
"Hey, put your hands away, bitch, your dad still hasn't finished reading seven pages!"
Hei Yang slapped Hong Li's hand away, pulled all the books to his side, and did not forget to complain: "Also, what do you mean by not being able to write such words? Do you have any other writing creations besides those little swear words and diaries?
?
If you think about my diary again, at least I also used rhetoric such as metaphors, environmental descriptions, psychological descriptions, etc. This is the difference, okay, my talented girl~"
"Humph, it's just a pointless moan. The simpler the words, the more likely they are to arouse people's resonance. People won't even bother to finish reading the long articles."
Hong Li was chewing sesame candy, putting one hand under her mouth to prevent the sesame seeds from falling all over the bed. She couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard Hei Yang's words.
"Besides, what do you mean by "little swear words"? Who are you looking down on!
Your sister Hongli, remember those shameless, obscene, and dirty evil words that can make you cry!"
"If you scold me and cry, I will complain to your parents!"
"Fuck, what a little brat, childish, right?"
The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched, she raised her head and poured the sesame seeds in her hand into her mouth, which was full of fragrance.
"Do you need any spoilers? Let me tell you, the silver-haired and cold-faced man was sacrificed. If I wanted to watch it, it was purely plot killing. I knew that falling in love with such a career-oriented heroine would not end well. p>
It's actually good to be dead, otherwise the author won't believe in the sequel to the plot of tears until he comes to the throne again... Well, it sounds good."
"Shut up, woman! Stop your spoilers, you have angered His Highness Black Sun!"
"There's something wrong."
Hong Lixun glanced at Hei Yang, looked out the window at the dim sky, yawned, and stated the facts softly.
"Hei Yang, we have been lying in bed all day."
"What's this?"
Hei Yang has already read the penultimate page. Hong Li is right, it is indeed a plot killer. He obviously won't make such stupid mistakes as a "cold-faced man", but he just got the lunch box so easily.
, feels like a failure.
Hmm, but thinking about it, it seems to express the contrast between sudden death and unpreparedness?
"Is it unusual for us to lie in bed all day? It's perfectly normal."
"I know, I know, I'm just sighing."
Hong Li said in a daze: "If it was a year or two ago, we might be sitting in a secluded corner or at a table in a tavern, talking about irrelevant gossip.
As night falls, we say goodbye to each other and go back to our homes, waiting for the next tomorrow to come.
At that time, I actually occasionally thought, will there be a day when I don’t have to say goodbye to you after dark?
Now, you see, that idea has now become a reality."
"Look, look, are you exposed?"
Hei Yang said proudly: "A certain girl has been attracted to her since then, right?
But it’s understandable. After all, Black Sun is so charming and a high-quality resource. If I were a girl, I would want to marry myself.
It’s a pity that you got ahead of me, damn it!”
"Oh, I don't even have any shame."
Hongli stretched out an arm and hooked it around Heiyang's neck, putting her arms around him like good buddies, pretending to be frivolous.
"Then you haven't thought about luring that girl to your house with sweet words on an evening when we are about to leave... Well, maybe she will forgive you afterwards?"
"You forgive me when you say you forgive me. Do you think you are Hongli? What about instigating a crime!"
"Meow meow meow?"
A bunch of question marks appeared on Hong Li's head.
"I'm not Hongli? I'm not Hongli? I'm not Hongli?"
"Then do you think I can wait until you forgive me?"
"Well, before that, you should have been hung up on the house and spanked by your parents."
"Then you still ask after you know it!"
Hei Yang retorted fiercely, and then sighed.
"Okay, okay, go to bed quickly, we have to get up early tomorrow."
"What about the curtains? Won't they be closed?"
"Leave it on, I'm too lazy to get out of bed."
"Oh."
Hei Yang took a deep breath and put the book on the bedside. Just when he was about to turn over and hug his girlfriend to sleep, a red glass was automatically sent into his arms. His face was pressed against Hei Yang's chest, and he obediently let him touch his head.
.
"Take off the necklace, it will be uncomfortable to sleep with it on."
"I won't take it off unless you take it off for me yourself."
"Okay, raise your head a little."
"Yeah."
"..."
"..."
The stars twinkled outside the window, and the moonlight shone on the bedside.
The wind howls in the forest, and wild wolves howl in the mountain stream.
Hong Li secretly opened her eyes and looked at the boy's strong chest in the dim moonlight. The hot breath she exhaled hit it, and she could clearly hear the steady heartbeat of the boy.
"Huh..."
Hong Li's throat couldn't help but swallow, and she opened her mouth slightly subconsciously. After a moment of hesitation, her little hand sneaked in, stretched out her index finger and poked it lightly, then quickly moved away, holding her breath and her heartbeat accelerated.
"..."
He didn't notice!
Hey hey...
The corner of Hong Li's mouth raised, poke again, safe, poke again, safe, poke, poke, poke...
Hong Li's eyes became brighter and brighter, one finger suddenly turned into a palm, and the five fingers spread, hey hey hey hey...
Then she felt a sudden tightening on the back of her neck.
"Ah!"
The sudden attack made Hongli scream subconsciously, and the big hand that was supposed to be on her head slipped down without knowing when!
"Black...black...black sun?!"
Hongli's voice was trembling.
"You, you didn't sleep!"
"Hmm."
Hei Yang's voice was calm, and he continued to wrap his arms around the other person's neck, saying in a voice: "Very disappointed?"
"Ah, ha, ha, ha..."
Hongli sneered twice, and was about to give in, but felt that she couldn't bear to lose face, so she simply buried herself in Hei Yang's arms, hummed softly, and remained silent.
"Humph!"
Hei Yang: "..."
"Can't sleep?"
Hei Yang laughed helplessly, released his palm and pressed it on Hong Li's head again. Although the latter did not say anything, he quietly moved his head upward, which allowed Hei Yang to touch his head more conveniently.
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"Usually as long as it's quiet for more than ten minutes, you should be asleep. What's going on today?"
"Huh? How do you know the time when I fell asleep? Obviously... Well, okay, I understand, no need to answer."
Hong Li curled her lips, raised her head slightly and looked at Hei Yang, revealing her half-moon eyes.
"Don't just talk about me, what about you? Aren't you asleep too?"
"Yeah."
Although no one would be disturbed by them, Hei Yang was used to talking quietly in the quiet night.
"When I thought about having to discuss big things tomorrow and need to get up early, I told myself to go to bed early. The more I stressed, the more I couldn't sleep. The more I couldn't sleep, the more irritable I became. I just stopped sleeping and felt more energetic!"
"Is it possible..."
Hongli looked serious and said solemnly: "You are about to die, this is a reflection of the past..."
"Pa!"
"Ah!"
"Returning to the glory or returning to the glory?"
"Hey, it's just a joke..."
Hongli curled her lips: "I feel like you must have slapped me on my poor back!"
"Come on, can't you feel that I'm not using my strength?"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and threatened: "If you slander me again, I will put a cupping cup on your back and pull out the Nirvana fire for you."
"God is so cupping..."
Hong Li suddenly thought of something and couldn't help but laugh: "I remember one time before, my dad pulled out two cupping pots on his head, and there were two symmetrical bulges on his forehead.
Just like that dragon that I met before, it seems to be turning into a dragon, hehe."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang twitched the corner of his mouth, imagining that scene, and quickly cleared his mind.
"When you said this, I remembered that my mother told us to eat three meals a day, but we didn't eat anything during the day."
"What's the use of thinking about it now?"
Hongli rolled her eyes.
"What, I got up in the middle of the night and cooked a pot of rice for you?"
"It's not impossible."
"Okay, I'll chop you up and cook you!"
"What Hannibal..."
"Who is Hannibal? I don't know him, I'm not familiar with him, I don't know."
Hongli curled her lips and made a suggestion.
"To be honest, you can go to a restaurant in the city and buy something ready-made, pack it up and bring it back for us to eat. It will only take you a blink of an eye, right?"
"Hey, why don't you blink?"
"But now that you tell me, I feel really hungry. I want to eat! Hei Yang goes and gets me something to eat!"
"Climb, climb, climb."
Hei Yang sighed and said quietly: "This is the problem with people. When they go out and leave home, they are greedy for everything.
When you get home, there are a lot of things to eat, so you have to pick and choose."
"Don't say that there is something or not..."
Hong Li rolled over Hei Yang restlessly. She was originally on his right, but now she ran to his left, clinging to Hei Yang's back like a backpack.
She felt that she had found the safest position - behind the black sun.
As everyone knows, this actually stimulates someone even more.
"I remember you said before that in your previous world, there was a field service?"
"Actually, we also have takeout in the travel world. I've seen people running around with lunch boxes in the capital."
"Oh, yes, it's takeout."
Hongli reacted and said with some anticipation: "You said they can deliver food to your door, which is convenient and fast!"
"Ah, indeed, it's just that you can't see what the kitchen looks like, so it's hygienic, hehehe, I won't comment too much."
Hei Yang chuckled lightly and sighed: "Perhaps there are some of us in the Traveling World who have a dark heart, but if you dare to do that in Five Color City, you won't be able to survive for two days."
"Ah, I remember the manager in charge of the food safety team was an old man from the Bai family..."
Hongli nodded.
"That guy is not easy to fool. He always keeps people in check with a smile on his face. Everyone says that he was the former chief detective of the City Lord's Mansion."
"I have to avoid rumors about this."
Hei Yang whispered: "I heard my dad say that the last chief catcher of the City Lord's Mansion was his apprentice, and he just took office."
"Uh, Kazakh people..."
"But even this is useless."
Hei Yang discussed seriously: "Let's not talk about the money issue. You have to tell us what to eat, how much to eat, and where to send it. There are no mobile phones here."
"As for the summons spirit stone, where should I put it? Are you afraid that it will be lost?"
Hongli snorted softly.
"Say hello in advance, I want to see who will come to cause damage!"
"Elder Huo said it was outrageous when he saw it. He didn't study this just to ask us to order takeout..."
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "To be honest, I can buy the restaurant with that communication spirit stone."
"If you can't do it, isn't it just for people to use?"
Hong Li argued: "There is also a teleportation array that I don't know if we have built yet. Maybe we can deliver takeaways directly?"
"I think the consumption is probably a waste."
Hei Yang shook his head in denial.
"Just let them put it outside the door and use the lazy dog sculpture to notify us to get it.
Wouldn’t you be panicked if we had a teleportation array that could be transmitted directly to our home?
If some big bad guy suddenly sends a big bomb, we will have nothing to eat but a mouthful of dust."
"That's right..."
Hong Li realized that before eating, safety had a higher priority. Otherwise, why would they have made their home look like a city defense fortress?
You know, the Five Elements Sect's mountain-protecting formation is just a little bit better than the one here. It's not the Fingertip Universe, it's really just a little bit better.
"But this is also a necessary trade-off."
Hei Yang chuckled and said: "In this way, no one can open the door of our house except the two of us!"
"That makes sense!"
Hongli nodded affirmatively.
"About this..."
"Squeak~"
Hongli: "?"
Hei Yang: "?"
"That sounds like the sound of the door opening, right?"
"Be confident and get rid of the impression."
Hei Yang and Hong Li's eyes suddenly became sharp, and they instantly locked onto the direction of the sound. With the blessing of magical powers, they saw the living room door being pushed open, and a certain sloth slowly walking towards the courtyard door.
"Is it her?"
Hong Li raised her eyebrows, and immediately looked down at Otter, she opened her mouth and said, "Hey, Hei Yang, what you said is indeed right, that girl finally showed her feet, she is a little villain!
Sure enough, strong fortresses are often broken from the inside. I think the spiritual power identification system in our courtyard should be upgraded and updated!"
"Your Xiaoli is really a black hat. I don't remember when I said bad things about others."
Black Yang looked at the slowly walking sloth with his dead fish eyes.
"And maybe she just went out for a walk in the middle of the night or something, and you said bad things about her, and you see, she just closed the door. What a terrible moral quality!"
"Is it possible that it's not that her moral quality is too high, but that we are too low..."
"It's absolutely impossible. Everyone knows that Hei Yang is a good boy! At least I play the role of a good boy in front of unfamiliar people!"
"What do you think will happen if she uses that trick again in our Five Color City?"
"Uh..."
Hei Yang Hongli raised her head at the same time, imagining that scene.
Lan Yuying: Ah, Xiaoyang Xiaoli, you got up so early, um, mom, please sleep a little longer...
Hong Xiaochen:zzzzzzzz
Qing Yiyi: Ah? Preparing for the wedding? Forget it, forget it, just mess around.
Well, you should just stop doing it, you two are together anyway.
Hei Muguang:zzzzzzzz
"Grass!"*2
Hei Yang Hongli jumped up instantly, grabbed her clothes and put them on her body.
"Don't do that kind of thing! Stop that guy!"
"Hongli, is there something wrong with you? Put on your shoes first and then your socks. Why don't you put socks on your shoes?"
"Heiyang, you're the only one who's sick. You're holding my skirt and pushing it inside. Why don't you wear one and show me?"
"Small salted fish sculpture, lock the door first!"
"Oh, okay!"
"..."
I walked lazily and slowly, and when I almost reached the gate, I couldn't help but yawned and fell to the ground.
After about ten seconds, I got up again, walked to the door, put my head on the door, and rested for another ten seconds.
As if she found that the door could not be opened, the sloth jumped lightly to the wall and was about to go out. Suddenly a red light hit her body and knocked her away with a "bang".
Hei Yang jumped out on one leg and hurriedly put on his shoes. He looked at the silly Hong Li beside him, made a tic-tac-toe on his forehead, and pulled off the pillow covering her head.
"Phew! What a powerful blinding magic!"
Hong Li's vision suddenly widened, she turned to look at Hei Yang aside, and breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Fortunately, Heiyang is here, otherwise I would have fallen into that guy's trap!"
"You put up the pillow cover yourself, don't try to cover everything on others!"
"Stop talking nonsense, where is that otter? Where did she go?"
"Been beaten away by the magic circle in the courtyard..."
"Oh, that's it. The crisis is over, let's go back and sleep!"
"****"
"Swear again!"
Two streaks of light rose into the sky, heading towards the direction where the sloth was blown away.
"..."
Lazy slowly pulled his head out of the soil, turned his head and looked in the direction of Wuse City, nodded slightly, and lay down on his back.
Lazy opened her eyes. She opened them all for the first time. Her goose-yellow eyes seemed to be filled with indifference.
She looked up at the moon. The eighteen-year-old moon was still quite round.
"Second time"
There was a sound like the sound of broken cloth, and dark space cracks opened around Lazy. It was another kind of beauty under the starlight.
"Tear"
Lazy didn't care and allowed the cracks in space to tear her body apart. It was difficult for her in the Nascent Soul stage to tear her body apart at once. Those dense cracks were like knives, tearing out wounds one after another and letting blood flow out...
Lazy knows that if she continues like this, she will definitely die, but at this time, she is more concerned about the stars and the bright moon in the sky. She takes another look at it, then closes her eyes and goes to sleep.
I thought lazily, the stars and the bright moon are indeed beautiful, but keeping your eyes open for too long will make you tired...
"Where have you gone?"
"Over there."
"Oh ho, I saw it!"
The sloth turned its head slightly, put its cheek against the soil, moved its eyes upward, flashed lightly, smiled, and closed its eyes.