How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 288: I spent a lot of money to buy something that tastes bad. Even if it’s not delicious, I have to say it’s delicious!
Chapter 288: I spent a lot of money to buy something that tastes bad. Even if it’s not delicious, I have to say it’s delicious!
"Well..."
Hongli looked at Jin Xiu with the scenery constantly moving behind her, and felt a little moved in her heart.
After all, he was drinking tea just now, but in order to help himself, he kicked the door and flew out without saying anything. This is like saying that everything is unspoken!
But it seems that Elder Jin Xiu has to fly for a while longer. Elder Jin Xiu has just arrived at the public area of the fifth department.
Seeing those familiar yet alienated buildings, Hongli felt a little dazed for a moment.
In less than a year, the various things she experienced were more thrilling and exciting than the previous sixteen years of her life combined.
At that time, I always wanted to escape, but now that I see the familiar scenes, I still feel a little nostalgic.
But I miss her so much, if she were asked to go back and live that year over again, she would not even die!
Well, at most, if you have nothing to do in the future, you can take Hei Yang to visit and have some food.
Thinking about it this way, it’s not like Hongli didn’t have a wonderful youth worth remembering!
Snow mountains, jungles, sea...
Some people may not be able to visit there in their entire lives, but she has experienced it all.
The biting cold wind in the snow-capped mountains blew up her homesickness. In the whistling sound, white feathers mixed with white snow drifted, and she returned home with a full load.
The rolling waves of the sea sounded her charge horn, the thunder roared, and the sea water flew away with blood and blood, and she returned with honor.
Jungle Hongli is the most familiar. To the southwest of Five Color City is the endless forest.
She also went there with Hei Yang when she was a child, and once found a lot of beautiful mushrooms. She wanted to take them home to eat with her parents, and then share some with Hei Yang's family...
Oh, and then Hei Yang hit me on the head!
Hei Yang even reported it to his parents and was severely punished...
Damn it, I, Hongli, have held a grudge for more than ten years and will never forget it!
As she was thinking about it, she suddenly thought of her Destruction Mushroom. She originally wanted everyone to try it, but Hei Yang also stopped her...
My little fists clenched subconsciously...
But Hei Yang was doing it for her own good, so there was no reason to take revenge, but, but...
But she was just a child at that time, at least her intentions were good, woo woo woo...
Damn Heiyang, just wait for me, I, Hongli, will be entangled with you forever, forever, forever!
Oh, yes, there is also Hei Yang, he is still lying there!
"Here comes someone!"
Hongli drank lightly.
"What are your orders?"
Black Yang teleported to his side.
"Ah..."
Seeing Hei Yang coming to the side, Hong Li's body instantly softened and she leaned against Hei Yang, her voice weak.
"Hei Yang, I've been uproaring all night and haven't slept. I'm tired. I'm hungry, thirsty and sleepy! What time is it now, haven't we started dinner yet?"
"Well..."
Hei Yang looked up at the sky. The morning sun finally rose. It was still January, so it was probably: "around eight o'clock, most likely not before eight o'clock."
"Ah, how could this happen!"
Hongli lamented: "My parents said it won't start until half past nine, and it will be a long, long time..."
Originally she thought it was too early, but now, tsk tsk...
"Hei Yang, think of a solution quickly!"
Hongli looked half-dead.
"The belly is growling. It wants to be filled and warm!"
"Well..."
Hei Yang frowned, took two steps back, raised a water ball with his left hand, controlled it to float in the air, raised a ball of fire with his right hand, and placed it below.
"Hold on, Xiaoli, the hot water will be here soon!"
Hongli: "..."
"Climb, climb, climb!"
Hongli slapped Hei Yang's water ball away and said through gritted teeth: "I'm talking about hot meals! Food, good brother!"
"Ah this..."
"Okay, okay, stop doing this."
Hong Li opened her arms, grabbed Hei Yang's arm and turned his body towards the direction of Five Color City.
"I won't move around here. Hei Yang, go to the city and buy me some hot food. It's up to you to decide whether it's a small restaurant or a big tavern!"
"Okay, I'll pamper you once as a father!"
Hei Yang nodded, and under Hong Li's confused gaze, he circled around her.
"Okay, while I'm going to make some vegetarian food, and before I, Lao Yang, come back, Xiaoli, you must not get out of this trap, otherwise..."
"Fuck, stop adding drama to yourself!"
A row of tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head. Before Hei Yang could react, she used her arms to lift him up with a little force, quickly spun him on the spot, aimed at the angle, and suddenly let go with a "swish" sound:
"Let's go!"
"Xiao Li——"
Black Yang's voice lingered in the air.
"Wait patiently for me to come back, Dad——"
"Hey, Hei Yang, I'm Superman!"
Seeing Hei Yang flying far away with his arms stretched forward, Hong Li waved and smiled loudly: "Go back quickly, have a good trip!"
"Huh..."
Hongli breathed a long sigh of relief and wiped her forehead.
"Although I haven't done anything, I still worked hard for myself!"
"Have breakfast?"
Jin Xiu's voice came from the spirit stone.
"Ah? Ah!"
Hongli was stunned for a moment, nodded, and looked at the spirit stone screen: "Did you hear that?"
"After all, the sound is so loud, it's hard not to hear it.
It’s good. Although we practitioners do not distinguish between day and night during retreat, the change of day and night in a day contains great principles. Working and resting on time is also a healthy lifestyle that conforms to the rhythm of nature!"
Jin Xiu paused, slowed down slightly, and pointed forward, where there was a crowd of people moving around.
"Those disciples in front of me should all be here to have breakfast. Look, there are so many people lined up."
"Huh? Do you need to queue up now for a canteen as big as the sect?"
Hongli was shocked: "How many new disciples have been recruited this year? Can they be crowded like this?
Let me tell you, Elder Jin. As the nominal leader, I feel it is necessary for me to say a few words!
We need to take a long-term view. We can’t just think about hiring more people and earning more tuition, but we also need to control quality!
We should not be dazzled by the vain sign of the Holy Land, we should expand our enrollment rationally and gradually..."
Jin Xiu: "..."
"What are you talking about!"
Jin Xiu almost couldn't hold herself back, and a black line was drawn on her head.
"First, the sect spends money to train its disciples. Where do they collect tuition fees?
Not only tuition fees, but also living expenses, food expenses, living expenses, heating expenses, teaching materials fees...Have you ever collected any from you?!
Second, we have only recruited less than 30 people this year. This is still a number of people who have not been screened. There is no situation like what you said!
Those are all old disciples. You didn’t stay there for less than a year, but you just rubbed oil on your feet and ran home. Now you’re better, even your fellow brothers and sisters can’t recognize you!"
"Ah this..."
Hongli laughed twice, then suddenly froze, took the spirit stone away, looked at it from another angle, and said in surprise: "By the way, isn't this the alchemy room? They have breakfast here?
How long have I been away? Have you even moved the canteen?
It turned out to be a good one. Why did you replace it?"
"Don't mention it, it's very strange."
When Jin Xiu heard Hong Li's words, he couldn't help but hold his forehead in silence and explained: "Elder Yao and Elder Dan have retreated behind the scenes. Do you know this?"
"Ah, I heard something."
Hongli nodded, remembering that before they went there, they had set a flag, saying that if they could come back safely this time, they would retire.
Fortunately, her red glass is quite powerful, otherwise I wouldn’t know what it would look like!
"Then the two of them can't sit still."
Jin Xiu sighed: "I have nothing to do. I got a casual job and wandered around the sect all day long, running around and having fun..."
"Ah this..."
"I don't know what other fantastic ideas the two of them had. They suddenly thought of visiting the back kitchen of the cafeteria. They said that the food is similar to the elixir, and the way of supplementation is to combine the strengths of the two..."<
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Jin Xiu scratched his head: "Oh, it's inexplicable anyway. The two of them started making it after visiting it, and the food they made tasted weird.
In the end, they were still rude, saying that it would be more nutritious, and that eating it would help you grow taller and stronger, and promote spiritual practice. In short, it was very strange!"
"And this isn't over yet..."
Jin Xiu sighed repeatedly, flew past the crowd, and couldn't help but look back and take a few more peeks.
"The people in charge of meals in the cafeteria saw their work being taken over by two retired elders and the apprentices they called over.
After thinking about it, I went to the alchemy room to play cross-row and mix a fist-sized elixir. I don’t know how it works, but it tastes pretty good anyway.
Fried big meatballs, bean-made Dandan balls, spicy chicken balls... I was lucky enough to taste a few of them, hehe, not to mention they are really delicious!"
Hongli: "..."
"And then it became like this?"
Hongli looked pitiful: "After I left, will everyone live in such dire straits?
Sure enough, the sect would be completely in chaos without me!
But brother Hei Yang also needs his sister's care. It's really hard to choose between the friendship between the same family and the greedy man on the other!"
"Oh, I'm here, it's still hard to make a decision. I can only say that I understand everything."
Jin Xiu couldn't help rolling her eyes and waving her hands.
"It's OK, it's OK, I'm just following you. It doesn't matter. As long as the cooking guys don't go to the hospital and change the infusion medicine into millet porridge and eight-treasure porridge, nothing big will happen!"
Hongli: "..."
"Hey, hey, hey! What you said can't be called serious! It's a terrorist!"
"It's okay, it's okay, someone is watching the bottom of the bag. Our Five Elements Sect has never seen such big storms. Didn't we get over the collective food poisoning back then?"
Hongli: "..."
"Oh ho, we're here."
Jin Xiu stopped talking, and Hong Li followed the other person's perspective and saw a rock pillar standing high in the sky, straight into the clouds, and a small hut sitting alone on the rock pillar.
There are thorns growing around the hut, surrounded by darkness, a sea of fire, killing sword energy, floating rocks all over the sky, and faint formations emerging in the sky, giving people a sense of danger.
"Here, have you seen the hut above?"
Jin Xiu raised his head and pointed to the sky and introduced: "That is the office of senior brother Yin Zisheng. Isn't it very unique?"
Hongli: "..."
This is a prison, this must be a prison!
"This office..."
Hongli organized her words and said with a smile: "It's true that one man is in charge of everything and ten thousand men can't let him go!"
"Hmm."
Jin Xiu nodded: "So I need to adjust and go up in the best condition!"
Hongli: "?"
"No, you still have to break in?"
Hongli had a question mark: "Isn't this a defensive measure you have made? Don't you have a quick and convenient way to skip class? Isn't there a backdoor?"
"There are no shortcuts, but I remember the correct route!"
Jin Xiu put his hands on his hips proudly and said: "If even we can easily pass through this defensive measure, how can we trap senior brother?"
Hongli: "..."
It is indeed a prison!
"Okay, okay, you go do other things first!"
Jin Xiu took a deep breath: "Give me about twenty minutes!"
The screen goes black.
"Uh, okay..."
Hong Li nodded, glanced around, and frowned slightly.
[Hongli: Yang~hungry~rice~]
[Hei Yang: Wait a minute, I’m checking out. Why did the beef noodles at Laotang go up by half the price? When did it happen?]
[Hongli: It’s been half a month, oh, let’s not talk about that now, hurry up!]
[Heiyang: Okay, here we come.]
"Hey!"
Hei Yang suddenly appeared next to Hong Li, holding two large bowls of beef noodle soup. Before he could speak, his hands were empty.
"Ha, are both bowls brought to me?"
Hongli said happily: "Heiyang, you are so kind, so I won't be polite!"
"Go and have a bowl per person. If you don't have enough, buy more."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and reached out to take the beef noodles from Hong Li. He knew that Hong Li was just being funny and a bowl of rice was enough to fill her stomach.
As for other energy consumption, just drink the spiritual energy from the northwest wind to replenish it, cough cough...
"Kacha"
A huge boulder was split into two pieces with flat sections. Hei Yang Hongli sat back to back on it, drinking soup and eating noodles.
"I think next time you can go to that Jiangxiang pancake shop in the north to order more. It goes well with beef noodles, especially the soup. Oh, it's so good!"
Hongli's face was flushed, and she leaned against Heiyang's back with a satisfied expression.
"What is happiness? This is happiness!"
"Eat without talking or sleep without talking."
Hei Yangxun glanced at Hongli.
"Don't listen, don't listen, Black Yang chants sutra!"
Hongli snorted softly.
"As we all know, I don't know how many business discussions are conducted at the dinner table. Well, sometimes they are also conducted on the bed, but that one is usually dirty, ahem...
In short, when everyone is eating and talking, Heiyang who is silent is the one who is abnormal!"
"No way, I'm used to it."
Hei Yang sucked the noodles. In his previous life, he never had time to talk during meals. He was afraid of not having enough time to eat between classes, so he developed the habit of not talking much during meals.
However, the pace of life in the travel world is much slower, and there is no need to rush to eat. In the words of my parents, "eat slowly and no one will compete with you."
However, Hei Yang felt that by not talking while eating, he could concentrate more and eat more deliciously, so he only changed half of this habit.
Of course, if you go to a banquet or something like that, you have to say what you should say, otherwise people will say you are rude - so Hei Yang rarely goes to those banquets and the like.
Among the contemporaries of Hei Yang Hongli and others in the same city, there were quite a few "chic and romantic" young ladies and gentlemen who would book a room to have dinner together every few days, recite poems, make paintings, etc., and look like they were upper class and elegant.
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At the beginning, I invited Hei Yang Hongli several times, but found that they both failed each time, so I left them alone.
Hei Yang Hongli felt that the two of them did not live in the same world as their friends of the same age. They had dinners, poetry gatherings, listening to music and theater, and occasionally there were martial arts competitions.
At that time, Heiyang Hongli was lying in bed, eating snacks and drinking tea under the viewing tree...
If they hadn't often fought with each other, it would have been like the old man and the old lady living in retirement...
But now, some of my former peers have unfortunately passed away, some have gone out to do business, some have been brought to the capital by their elders to get a place in the practice, and some have already gotten married, had children, and started working...
Only during the Chinese New Year can we see a few more people. Most of the time, it is difficult for that group of peers to get together again. After all, Five Color City is really just a small place, and there are still few opportunities.
Because there are ancestral graves of the Wuse family and many fellow villagers around, and for some special reasons, there has never been any intention to expand, and there is even a lot of open space left!
Overall, the population reduction in Wuse City in recent years has been much greater than the increase in population, and more and more young and middle-aged people have gone out to develop.
For example, you might seek refuge with relatives in the capital, or go to Five Elements City to rent a house near water and terraces. You might be lucky enough to be admitted to the Immortal Sect. Even if you don't get in, you'll rarely come back...
This city is getting quieter and quieter, but occasionally new blood is injected... Speaking of which...
Hei Yang drank the beef noodle soup in the bowl, took a long breath, looked at Hong Li who was still eating noodles, and casually said: "When I went out just now, I heard someone said that that guy Bai Shitou became a father.
I heard that Qiqi from the Huang family has been pregnant for a long time and may give birth at any time.
We are all of the same age, and in the end, we have become parents, which makes me feel like I skipped the prime of life and became old as soon as I passed my youth."
"That guy Bai Shitou, isn't he a naughty kid who only gets scolded less often than the two of us every day? I didn't expect him to become that sister from the Zhao family."
Hong Li said while eating: "As for Huang Qiqi, well, I'm not very familiar with him. I've only heard of this person and met him a few times, but I don't remember what he looks like."
"Not as good-looking as you."
"彳亍."
Hong Li nodded, pushed back her long hair that was about to fall into the bowl, and suddenly made a sound.
"How many children do you plan to have?"
"Ah?"
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment and asked uncertainly: "Xiaoli, what did you just say?"
"Ah, cough..."
Hongli's body trembled violently and she almost choked to death on the soup.
"Ahem, um, I didn't say anything. I was singing just now. Are you ready? Children, are you ready? Ship ahem... Yeah!"
Hei Yang: "Hmm (three sounds)?"
"Ah this, um, ah ah!"
Hong Li seemed to be a little frustrated and kicked her legs a few times, took a sip of beef noodle soup, her cheeks bulged, and said with some slurred words: "Well, um, ah ah, let me ask you! In other words, how many do you want?
Ah!"
"Child?"
Black Yang suddenly realized.
"Otherwise, what else could it be! Could it be me singing?!"
Hong Li swallowed the soup in her mouth, wiped the corners of her mouth, and turned her head to look at Hei Yang fiercely.
"Speak so quickly. If you want a few, tell me in advance so that I can be mentally prepared and so on!"
"Ah this..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Didn't I say before that if there are no surprises, our family will just have a small fire and it will be enough. If you want to, let's talk about it and make plans!"
"Fuck! The unknown is the scariest thing, okay!"
Hongli curled her lips and said quietly: "One day Hongli was happily eating snacks.
Then Xiaohuo suddenly said, ah, Xiaohuo is so lonely and wants a younger brother and sister.
Then suddenly the bedroom door opened a crack. Then an arm stretched infinitely out of the crack and stretched into the living room!
He immediately strangled poor Hongli's neck, and then dragged poor Hongli into the house through the crack in the door. The door slammed shut!
The ground and the ground are not working properly, and there are still scratches from snack crumbs on the floor. Hiss...it's so scary!"
"Wait a minute, what kind of monster am I? Why didn't I know when my arms could be extended infinitely?"
"Well, this isn't art processing!"
"What kind of ghost animal processing..."
Hei Yang said with disdain: "What snack can make a scratch?
You should say that Hongli’s fingers left ten deep blood-red scratches on the floor! This makes it more interesting, right?”
"Fuck, you are even more of a heavyweight."
Hong Li rolled her eyes and was too lazy to talk to Hei Yang. She finished the last bit of noodle soup and turned to look at the coffin aside, with a row of black lines drawn on her head.
"How should I put it? Lazy is lying in the coffin, and we sit here holding bowls of noodles. It always makes me feel like I'm eating from her..."
"Tsk tsk, don't you blow the suona twice?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain.
"Don't tell me, I heard from the gossip... ahem, actually I just heard what my dad secretly told me."
Hongli looked around, put her head close to Hei Yang's ear, and whispered: "My father said that my mother seems to be contacting the suona team and is planning to play a few times for us to get married, saying it is a happy occasion." "Hiss..."
Hei Yang took a breath, raised his head, thought for a moment, and said with a smile: "Don't mention it yet, just think about that scene, and the atmosphere will rise instantly, right..."
"However, I think it's enough to blow a few times to set the mood. Just don't blow for too long..."
Hei Yang said weakly: "After all, my master is also very tired, right?"
"One thing to say, indeed, what does it mean to blow for two or three minutes..."
Hong Li whispered: "I think so too. Actually, I think some gentle and quiet songs are quite good. There is no need to be so, uh, festive, right?
I’m already nervous, but if I play it so loudly, I’m afraid my blood pressure will be so high that my head will bleed..."
"One thing to say, one thing to say, it's true!"
"But then again..."
Hongli took out the communication spirit stone and raised an eyebrow.
"Didn't we agree on twenty minutes? It's really stuck, or... the challenge failed..."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang twitched the corner of his mouth, picked up two bowls, stacked them on top of each other, and stood up: "Well, I'm going to return the bowls to you..."
"Buy some more cakes."
Hongli said quickly: "Give me more, I'll weigh it for about ten kilograms!"
Hei Yang: "..."
"Are you not full yet?"
"Then who knows."
Hong Li curled her lips and pointed to the coffin.
"And she, find a way to cure her and give her a hot mouthful. Isn't this good for her mood?
Well, maybe you can buy more and sneak over to your parents’ house to continue eating when you’re not finished..."
"彳亍!"
"Bon voyage~"
Hongli waved her hand and said loudly: "Do you still need me to give you an initial speed?"
"Climb, climb, climb..."
"Hehe."
Hongli smiled mischievously, then turned her attention to the coffin, showing a headache expression.
"How to deceive her, bah bah, how to persuade her to come out?"
"Fortunately, a communication spirit stone was stuffed inside, and it's the kind that can be used to make calls directly, hehehe..."
Hongli showed a funny face and dialed the spirit stone.