How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 289: It may be boring to follow in the footsteps of our predecessors, but you don’t have to think about the problem yourself.
Chapter 289: It may be boring to follow in the footsteps of our predecessors, but you don’t have to think about the problem yourself.
Sloth knows that her personality has brought her many misfortunes, but she doesn't think that sleep is included among them.
Sleeping is the happiest thing, and perhaps her only relief and salvation.
As long as you sleep, you will never make a mistake.
Dream this big spring and autumn dream, sleep with it forever.
Therefore, Sloth feels that she is not particularly miserable. After all, truly miserable people have nothing if they dare not even dream.
So, since the world doesn't want to see her, she doesn't want to see the world either.
However, the sloth felt the soft fabric under his body, and a warm current seemed to flow through his dry heart.
Well, this world is not that bad. At least here, she met her two best friends.
Although their encounter was brief and they only got together for three days, these three days took up hundreds of years of her life.
"God's Coming"
Enough, that's enough. Staying any longer will cause trouble to Heiyang Hongli.
They said that as a friend, you should care about each other. She felt their concern, and choosing to leave was her way of caring for her friends.
Joy, anger, sorrow and joy...
Well, I have tasted it, and my life is worth it!
That's it...
The feeling of parting is so bitter!
The sloth buried his head in the small pillow and remained motionless.
But even though I closed my eyes, tears still flowed out, and the little pillow Xiaoli gave me was wet...
Don’t think so much, don’t think so much, just calm down.
Lazy, empty your mind, thinking is very tiring, thinking about the good things in the past is even more tiring!
Especially when those good things no longer belong to you...
So, just sleep quietly and sleep as before, everything will be solved, and everyone's life can get back on track.
"Oh, finally, cry one last time..."
The sloth seemed to be talking in a dream: "Then, it will go back to the darkness again..."
"Lazy! Sleep with you! Get up and have fun!"
Hongli's voice suddenly rang in her ears!
Then...the sloth burst into tears instantly!
Yes, it’s Hongli’s voice. Can you still hear it?
Why, how could this be possible? She almost couldn't hold back her tears, and now...
The sloth tried not to cry, or in other words, she couldn't cry at all!
Her throat seemed to be blocked, and she felt that the muscles on her face were twitching, her limbs were shaking, and her muscles were tense and painful!
"Hey, hey, lazy, lazy, please answer if you hear, please answer if you hear!"
Hongli had a relaxed tone and was flirtatious.
"Shock me, hehe, do you really want to scold me?
Admit it, the other victim, Hei Yang, scolded me every time, and even got into a fight with me when he got so angry, tut tut."
The sloth remained silent.
Hongli is a very strange girl. She seems to have a bad temper. She is always jumping between anger and defense, but she never seems to really get angry.
But when she should really be sad, she is always trying to make everyone laugh...
Then Hei Yang would suppress his laughter, and in order to cover up the fact that he was about to laugh, he would also put on a helpless or annoyed expression and attack Hong Li back and forth.
Well, it feels like as long as they are together and not separated, they can have fun at any time...
But if you say that Heiyang Hongli is optimistic, they always like to say depressing words on weekdays, being narcissistic and self-deprecating, conceited and inferior...
Both of them are very strange! thought the sloth.
Why can’t I stop crying?
"Hey, hey, please reply. You didn't really sleep to death, did you?"
Hongli snorted and seemed to become a little impatient.
"Hold the communication spirit stone, inject spiritual power and speak directly. I can hear you.
Hey, do you understand? Lazy? Lazy! I know you're not asleep! Wake up quickly if you are!
Speak! Don’t force Hongli to be serious. I tell you, it will be too late for you to regret it by then!
Hurry up, this is your last chance! If you still think of us as friends, just reply!"
"What the hell!"
Lazy suddenly grasped the communication spirit stone, put it to his mouth while injecting spiritual power, and said angrily with a cry: "Haven't I already made it very clear? What else is there to say?
There’s nothing to say, no need to say it!”
"..."
Hongli was silent for a moment and asked: "Are you eating something? Did I bring you snacks?"
"No..."
The sloth pouted, she was reluctant to eat.
"If there's nothing to your liking, who will eat it?"
"That's it..."
Hongli suddenly realized, and said softly but firmly: "That's just crying!"
"No, no, no, that's why I didn't cry!"
The sloth was a little flustered and confused.
"I, well, I'm eating!"
"Aren't those things not to your liking?"
Hong Li said temptingly: "I asked Hei Yang to buy you hot sauce-flavored pancakes, so get up quickly, get up, get up and eat!"
"No."
Lazy whispered: "Hongli, please let me go..."
"What are you talking about? Who won't let you go? Don't you understand?"
Hongli said angrily: "That was my girl last time, and so are you. How come you guys always add to your own worries and create obstacles for yourself, whatever!"
"Huh..."
After a pause, Hong Li took a long breath, and said in a soft tone that did not allow for refutation: "Hurry up and crawl out from under the coffin lid, don't make me angry!"
"Well..."
The sloth was silent for a few seconds: "No!"
"Hey, you guy!"
Hongli clicked her tongue and knocked on the coffin board.
"Aren't you just worried that you won't be able to survive here after you come out? I've asked someone to help you find a solution. Isn't it simple to know the solution?"
"The trustee..."
The sloth was stunned for a moment, then moved but felt guilty and said: "It's not worth it, you don't have to trouble others for me.
If you trouble others, you will owe a favor, and you will have to pay it back in the future."
"Oh, nothing happened."
Hongli said proudly: "Hongli, I don't have anything else, it's good to have a lot of favors!
Besides, I am a junior, so it is reasonable for adults to help children!"
"Well..."
Lazy retorted in a low voice: "Even if you ask others, you may not know the method. Even if you know the method, it may not work. Even if it works, it may not work on me..."
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"What the hell..."
Hongli took a deep breath and threatened: "Don't force me to invite someone else's suona class in advance and blow you on the spirit stone for ten days and a half!
No, I’ll give you three to five years, and you’ll never have peace in the coffin!”
"Then I'll stab myself!"
Answer if you are lazy.
"Ah this..."
Hongli Dongzhi responded with emotion and reason, and said sadly: "But if you become deaf, you will no longer be able to hear Heiyang Hongli's voice. There is only deathly silence and coldness in the darkness.
If we didn’t have a good friend who was too lazy to attend our wedding and didn’t get her blessing in person, we would be very sad!”
"Sadness is the only way to grow, you should slowly understand it!"
Laziness remains unmoved.
"Damn it! Do you know how many snacks I gave you and you haven't even paid yet! Are you planning to eat the Overlord Meal?"
Hong Li said with a vicious moral abduction: "And this coffin, it can't be broken even in the Nascent Soul stage, it's very valuable!
As a result, now you close the coffin and just take it out of my hands to deceive me, how much will my loss be!"
"..."
Lazy fell into silence, and after a long time he said: "Well, I'm sorry, but if I go out, it will cause you more losses, right?
I know how good you are to me, and I have to take responsibility. If I go out carelessly, it would be too willful and selfish.
We have only known each other for three days, so we are not very familiar with each other!
You guys, just think of me as a fraudster, if that makes you feel better..."
"I don't care about those things that are available or not!"
Hongli interrupted Lazy with an annoyed tone.
"Let me say the last thing... huh? Wait a minute."
Hong Li raised her eyebrows, took out Jin Xiu's communication spirit stone from her arms, and found that the other party finally responded to her!
"You're lazy, hurry up. I'll answer the call and I'll know the solution right away! Come out quickly!"
"..."
"..."
"Hey, you finally called me back. Didn't you say it's only twenty cents..."
Hongli walked aside, connected to the communication and wanted to ask, but when she saw Jin Xiu's new look, the corner of her mouth couldn't help but twitch, and a row of question marks appeared on her head.
"What's going on with you? Is there an error in the strategy?"
Jin Xiu in the picture, uh, how should I put it...
First, for some reason, her hair turned into a chicken coop shape, her face was completely dark, her eyes had no highlights, and her clothes were in tatters. She looked like she had just been rescued from the battlefield. p>
"Ah um..."
Jin Xiu opened her mouth slightly, and a puff of black smoke came out, but her silver teeth were still shining.
"That's just a small mistake, cough, no, it doesn't matter, ha!"
"Uh..."
Hongli's expression was stiff and she couldn't help but ask: "A little bit, Xiaoxiao, don't you know the route?"
"Uh, that, indeed, is just..."
Jin Xiu lowered his head and shook his hair, stretched out his hand to wipe it on his face, threw a coat out of his storage bag and put it on, coughed twice, and explained: "Well, the previous route was not wrong, and I didn't remember it wrong either. It’s just that, ahem, I think it’s too unchallenging to follow the old planned route and there’s nothing new at all!”
Jin Xiu smiled handsomely, pointed at herself, and said with pride: "So I chose an unfamiliar route based on my intuition, and relied on my own hard power to force my way through!
Ha, look, look, even though I’m a little embarrassed, you’re worthy of being me!”
"..."
Hongli, stare.
"Hey, what's that look in your eyes? I'm still an elder after all!"
Jin Xiu's face turned slightly red, she turned away, walked to the door of the cabin in two or three steps, and changed the subject.
"Forget it, forget it, let's not mention that, I'm going to open the door!"
"Hmm."
Hongli tilted her head: "Come on, do you need to report this to me?"
"Well, you know it by looking at it."
Jin Xiu stretched out his hand and touched the door panel. Infused with spiritual energy, a five-element formation emerged.
The gold and iron nails on the door kept trembling, the vines surrounding the wooden house automatically retreated, and the five-color mantra of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth appeared and disappeared.
In Hong Li's confused gaze, she only saw that the "wooden door" began to decompose into small cubes. A pile of shimmering metal shook off, and the cubes turned into wooden thorns.
The thorns are slightly green, and when you think about it, you can tell that they have been added with ingredients!
Then Jin Xiu suddenly took a few steps back, and a huge pillar of fire suddenly erupted from where she was standing, and dense thorns exploded from the wall!
Counting thirty-five seconds silently in his mind, Jin Xiu took out a special umbrella and opened it calmly.
The "pattering" raindrops extinguished the fire column and corroded the earth wall, revealing the shining silver steel inner wall.
Jin Xiu took two steps to the right, stretched out his fingers and tapped a certain spot on the iron wall four times. The sound of mechanical bites sounded, and the iron wall on the right suddenly recessed, revealing a rectangular hole. Well, this is the real door. p>
"As for..."
A row of black lines was drawn across Hongli's head. This fortress looks like an office.
"That can't be helped."
Jin Xiu waved his hand: "After all, he is the senior brother."
"..."
In the room filled with books, Jin Xiu carefully went through the compiled documents, looking for traces of his senior brother.
"Senior brother? Senior brother? Master...ah!"
A pale hand suddenly stretched out from the stack of books in front of him. Under Jin Xiu's shocked eyes, a woman in white clothes with disheveled hair slowly crawled out.
"Uh, ah, bah!"
Yao Qingkong grabbed a handful of his messy hair and pushed it behind his back. He spat out the scraps of paper in his mouth with a look of disgust on his face. He took out the storage bag on his waist to store books of all sizes and said loudly:
"Sage Silver, look at your slovenliness!
How many times have I told you that things that have been reviewed should be sorted and sorted here according to time and importance, but you just don't listen and just put them here and there. If this continues, how can you keep up with the progress of reviewing various matters in your sect?
”
"Pfft, I didn't want to either!"
Jin Xiu raised his head in shock. The sound came from the ceiling. He saw Yin Zisheng "sitting" on a chair with legs stuck to the ceiling. In front of him was a desk that was also fixed to the ceiling. The latter pressed the desk tightly with one hand.
On the document, one hand kept turning the pages at an animal-like speed, and he quickly reviewed page after page with the pen in his mouth.
Jin Xiu was stunned, and the book he was holding flew down and fell into the pile of books.
"Done!"
The holy words of Yin Zi are concise and concise. Just when I was about to pick up another book for review, I was suddenly stunned, and then I "raised my head" and looked at Jin Xiu "above my head".
"Ah? Junior sister, when did you come?"
Yin Zisheng jumped to Jin Xiu's side, and under her surprised gaze, he asked doubtfully: "Are there any new documents that need to be approved for official work? Where are your other senior brothers and sisters?"
"Huh? Senior brother, you don't know?"
Jin Xiu's eyes widened: "Didn't they retire? I didn't tell you? Well, it seems that they didn't!"
"Retire? Huo Le and the others? Retire now? I haven't even retired yet!"
Yin Zi Sheng's eyes widened and he was about to argue when Hong Li's voice suddenly came out.
"Well, we'll talk about other issues later. Let me consult first..."
"Huh?"
Everyone looked at the sound.
"Hello, I'm Hongli."
Hongli waved to Yao Qingkong who was next to Yinzi Sheng: "You're fine!"
"Stay safe!"
Yao Qingkong smiled and nodded, looked at Silver Saint, and said softly: "This is the one I told you about..."
"That's it!"
Yin Zisheng suddenly realized it, and when he looked at Hong Li, his eyes were filled with gratitude and admiration.
"Sage Silver, I have met the sect leader!"
After a pause, Yinzisheng continued sincerely: "I have heard that Qingkong and I can be reunited, thanks to your help, sect master.
At the same time, I would like to thank you for preventing Qingkong from accidentally killing Junior Tulou and avoiding the tragedy.
I will keep this great kindness in my heart, and if prompted, I will go through fire and water without hesitation!"
"Ah, no need to be so polite..."
Hongli laughed twice, nodded and said: "Well, there are indeed some things I want to ask senior for help, that is..."
"..."
"So that's it, are the extraterrestrial visitors from the same world as the unexpected guy?"
Yinzi Sheng nodded thoughtfully, suddenly thought of something, patted his chest, and said confidently: "Don't worry, I've got it covered, it's not difficult!"
"But before that..."
Yinzi Sheng paused, turned to look at Jin Xiu, and narrowed his eyes: "There are some things in the sect that need to be dealt with."
"Huh?"
Hongli blinked: "What?"
"Some guesses, but not sure."
Yin Zisheng did not answer directly, but looked at Yao Qingkong behind him and nodded, waving his hand for Jin Xiu to follow him, flying high into the sky, closing his eyes and sensing.
Below are the five elements peaks towering into the clouds, the five sects, the Sutra Pavilion, the cafeteria, the weapon refining hall...
"Found it."
Yin Zisheng suddenly opened his eyes, and under Jin Xiu's doubtful eyes, he stepped out of the Five Elements dangerous barrier they had carefully built, and casually opened a path for Jin Xiu and the others, flying straight towards a certain hall.
"I knew..."
Jin Xiu muttered in a low voice: "It would be too stupid to use the Five Elements Technique to trap Senior Brother..."
Yin Zi Sheng did not hear Jin Xiu's complaint, and all his attention was focused on the eaves of the main hall somewhere below.
There seemed to be nothing there, but Yinzi Sheng suddenly spoke.
"The aura is somewhat similar to Accident. Are fellow Taoists the same as it and from the same world?"
"Ah, what a surprise. That guy's reputation has always been very bad, but I do think it's quite interesting."
A little boy of seven or eight years old suddenly appeared, sitting on the eaves, with his legs crossed and looking towards Yinzi Sheng with a relaxed expression.
"It was also a coincidence that I wanted to come to this world to play around twice, but I found that an accident happened here. I was curious, so I came to have a look."
"It's just that what I didn't expect was..."
The little boy chuckled and looked at Yinzi Sheng.
"I've been here for many days, but no one discovered me until today?"
"Do you know Accident?"
Silver Saint's expression changed, and he tensed up and said, "Do you want to avenge it?"
"Don't come and test me, it's boring."
The little boy rolled his eyes: "I made it clear, I was curious, so I came to take a look.
I just think that guy is a bit interesting. It doesn't mean that I regard him as one of my own. Over the years, he has become more and more lazy and has done a lot of bad things. My patience is almost exhausted, and I don't want to play with him anymore.
”
"Excuse me, what do you mean?"
Silver Saint quietly protected Jin Xiu and Yao Qingkong who were following him, ready to activate the mountain protection formation at any time. He stared at the little boy with piercing eyes.
"Since you are visiting as a guest, you should pay attention to etiquette and do as the Romans do.
But you, this guest, sneaked in secretly and used tricks on the host’s family. It seems you are a bad guest!”
"It's just a joke, don't you think it's interesting?"
The little boy couldn't help but smile.
"It's just to let them experience a different freshness without really harming them, new taste, new life, ha, sorry, sorry, haha."
"He is a guy of extremely poor quality."
Hong Li also saw the boy through the spirit stone and raised her eyebrows.
Name:Tired
Realm: Ninth Level of Nascent Soul Stage
Identity: Citizen of the Cruel World, World Wanderer, member of the Zhutian Tour Group, passenger (has violated the travel rules of the Travel World, has informed the Zhutian Tour Group of the passenger information, and has blacklisted this passenger. Countdown to expulsion: 18 hours
25 points)
"Huh? My quality is poor? My quality is good, okay, who is talking about me, who?"
Tired of moving his ears, he soon saw Hong Li in the picture, and he frowned.
"You said my quality is poor?"
"Ah."
Hongli showed her dead eyes: "The quality is extremely poor."
"You, you, and I are the most popular traveler in the tour group, right?"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on the little boy's forehead and he argued: "I spent my own strength to give a special gift to almost the entire sect.
Aren’t the same old habits boring?
That guy can only bring bad things, but I am different. What I bring to them is a fresh experience worth remembering!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hong Li showed her dead eyes and replied in a calm tone: "Giving it to people without asking if they need it is wishful thinking. Then I think giving you a shovel can help you relax your muscles and activate your blood circulation. What do you think?"
"You, you..."
The little boy frowned and realized that things were not simple. These dead fish eyes with no highlights...
"What's your relationship with laziness?"
"Oh, if you ask me, I will tell you?"
Hongli sneered: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."
"..."
The little boy took a deep breath and looked away.
"Okay, no need to answer, I already understand, you are the most boring kind of guy...
Goodbye, oh no, never see you again, we have different paths and we don’t want to work together."
Under the confused gazes of everyone, the little boy clapped his hands, and Jin Xiu beside him suddenly seemed to be waking up from a dream. He was stunned for two or three seconds, and his hair suddenly exploded!
"So it's you who is plotting against me. What the heck, who likes to pretend to be an old woman, who likes to drink tea, who is so stupid that he doesn't take the ordinary path!"
"Me."
The little boy curled his lips.
"I thought it was an interesting world, but it turned out that there are minions of the Lazy Family even here?"
The little boy suddenly conjured up a cannon, lit it on fire under the watchful eyes of everyone, got inside, and stretched his arms forward: "Traveling around the world, two stars for travel fun, the locals are exclusive and boring, travel advice, whoever likes it can come."
!"
"Bang!" There was a sound, and the little boy turned into a little star in the sky under the alert but confused eyes of several people. The cannon was broken into pieces, and the debris was twisted and arranged to form the text: "Boring!"
Hongli: "..."
Jin Xiu: "..."
Silver Saint: "..."
Yao Qingkong: "..."
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Because someone has uncoordinated work and rest, irregular diet, can lie down instead of sitting, stays up late without eating, he likes to have a stone, and it breaks into pieces in the afternoon, sad.