How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 291: It's just a fatal social death. As long as I'm not embarrassed, the embarrassing thing is...
Chapter 291: It's just a fatal social death. As long as I'm not embarrassed, the embarrassing thing is...
"That's no problem, right?"
Hongli looked at the spirit stone screen and waved the paper on her hand, wanting to confirm again.
"Is it enough to let laziness be infused with spiritual power?"
"Ah, yes, of course!"
Yao Qingkong held the spirit stone and looked absentmindedly not far away. She saw Jin Xiu following Zisheng and being brought back, but it seemed that something was wrong.
"Don't worry, don't worry, I am also the previous head of the Medicine King Sect, and I know as much as Yinzi Sage!"
Yao Qingkong waved his hand: "Well, that's it. Hang up now. I'll go see what's going on with them. If there are any questions, I'll call you back!"
"Du"
When the screen went dark, Hong Li looked away, looked down at the spirit stone in her hand, tossed it gently, and frowned.
"Huh? Will this spirit stone still get hot after being used for a long time? Will it explode like before after being used for a long time?"
Hong Li shook her head, too lazy to think about it. She put the spirit stone away, looked at the coffin, and raised her brows slightly.
"Huh? Did the coffin board have a crack just now?"
"..."
"..."
"What, what's going on with this expression?"
Yao Qingkong faced the two Yin Zishengs, looked at Jin Xiu who looked a little strange, and asked doubtfully: "Didn't they catch up with each other?"
"I have caught up, but..."
Yin Zisheng smiled helplessly and moved to reveal Jin Xiu behind him.
"It just looks like I was taught a lesson."
"Huh?"
A question mark pops up over Yao Qing's head.
"Cough cough, cough cough, little saint, walk slower..."
Jin Xiu put his hands in his sleeves, with a helpless expression on his face and a vicissitudes in his voice.
"Grandma Jin is old and can't keep up with you young people. You need to understand and be more patient with grandma..."
"Junior sister, she..."
Yinzisheng smiled, and a tic-tac-toe popped up on his head.
"Becoming very mature and steady, ahem, really old!"
Yao Qingkong: "???"
"Zisheng, you can't think like this. Age has nothing to do with it."
Jin Xiu argued with a smile: "You have lived longer than me, do you mean you are older than me?
You are my senior brother, can’t you call me grandma?”
"..."
There are more and more tic-tac-toe characters on the Yin Zi Sheng’s head.
"Xiuxiu, senior brother, haven't I beaten you in nearly three hundred years?"
"Oh, young people just can't keep calm."
Jin Xiu couldn't help but shook his head and sighed: "If you don't agree, you want to use violence to solve the problem. It seems to relieve your anger, but when you get to my age, you will know...ahhhh!!!"
"You will know that it is really refreshing!"
Yinzi Sheng punched Jin Xiu on the head, gritted his teeth and smiled: "Boy Saint! Boy Saint, right? Are you sober? If you are not sober, take another punch from me!"
"Grandma, stop..."
Jin Xiu held his head in his hands, his old voice distorted.
"Unfaithful, unfilial, unkind, unjust, disrespectful to the elderly...ah!"
"You are an old man, right? Old man! I will make you an old man!"
Yin Zisheng raised his other hand and slapped Jin Xiu on the head.
"No matter how big or small! You don't respect your senior brother! You are willful and willful! You act recklessly! You haven't changed any of the mistakes you made when you were a child!"
"No, that's not right, Zisheng doll, what, what..."
Jin Xiu was beaten lower and lower, and her voice became smaller and smaller.
Until Yin Zi Sheng's fallen arm was caught, Jin Xiu raised her head faintly, her face was ferocious, and her silver teeth flashed.
"Yin! Zi! Holy! I will fight with you!"
Jin Xiu lost all his old age, his hair exploded, and he gritted his teeth and attacked Silver Saint!
"If you hit me, you're done! I'm going to tell my master, my senior brother, my senior sister! Tell them that you hit me again!
I want Master to hang you in a well, on a tree, or on the eaves of a house..."
"Oh, Master, he's not here anymore! Jin Xiu, do you think you can still be as pampered as before?!"
Yin Zisheng's expression changed, and he suddenly became furious when he thought of some unpleasant memories.
"Jin Xiuxiu, you accuser, I tell you that I have disliked you for a long time! Today I will let you know what the majesty of a senior brother is!"
"Come here, do you think I'm afraid of you? Let you know what junior sister's counterattack is!"
"Eula Ola Ola!"
"Wood big wood big wood big!"
Yao Qingkong: "..."
Forget it, forget it, I don’t have the eyes to see it, I don’t have the eyes to see it...
……
The cafeteria was quiet. Elder Yao and Elder Dan sat opposite each other, closing their eyes and relaxing.
There was a large iron pot placed between the two of them, and pieces of unknown floating objects were boiling in it. Colorful black mist floated out of the pot and filled the room, making the two fairy-like people even more excited.
A sense of mystery.
"Three servings of Scorpio Hook... One serving of Rejuvenation Grass... Five servings of Mo Qingmei..."
"When the heat is high, we should try our best to control the cooking time within the expected time..."
"What are those?"
"Nothing, just some seasonings, not much use."
"Well, just pick out the ones with high nutritional value and dispose of the rest, otherwise it will affect the mixing ratio..."
"I know, I'm checking the dosage, so don't worry..."
The flames danced, reflecting the leisurely faces of the two elders, and drawing out deep black shadows behind them.
"Although my life has a limit, my knowledge also has no limit. I will never be able to understand the secret of this elixir throughout my life..."
Elder Dan sighed and sighed: "But even so, if you can pursue the infinite road with your limited life, the joy will be endless."
"We have taken another path and used this food tonic method to lead to elixirs. By drawing parallels and drawing inferences, we may be able to break away from the original limitations and look at this method in a more mature way."
Elder Yao nodded in agreement and murmured: "Such a food tonic has mild potency, beautiful color and fragrance, and nourishes the disciples invisibly. If we can understand this way, our sect's disciples may be able to win at the starting line..."
"This is simply..."
Their eyes sparkled.
An invisible wave suddenly dissipated.
"It's just..."
The smiles on their faces gradually stiffened, their expressions gradually grew lower, and the corners of their mouths twitched.
“It’s simply a crooked way!!!”
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"I don't understand, old man, why do you have to make such a suggestion and come to the cafeteria to cook?
Do you really not know how much you weigh? Didn’t you see that all the disciples were scared away?"
"Don't come here to complain first and then bite me. It's not because you, an old woman, are not good at cooking. After eating a meal you cooked, I would rather eat elixirs to satisfy my hunger!"
"So you have been complaining for a long time?"
"I think it's because you haven't made any progress over the years!"
"What did you say? Say it again!"
"Just say what you say, without making any progress! Heretic!"
"Back off, back off, back off!!!"
"..."
"..."
In the square of Five Elements City, a group of middle-aged and elderly ladies and gentlemen are dancing gracefully to the sound of a silk and bamboo orchestral ensemble. It is truly high-end, elegant and classy.
In the center of the square, there is Huo Le, who has eye-catching and vibrant green hair. Under the gaze of everyone, the old man confidently completes a turtle spin and back spin perfectly.
"Phew, have you seen it? This is hip-hop..."
Huo Le coughed twice and motioned for everyone to be quiet. He held out a finger and explained seriously: "It's just that such difficult movements not only require skilled skills, but also people like me."
Still have a strong body.
You may not be able to bear this level of difficulty for the time being, but just in case, we will start with the gentler dance at the beginning, and then we will be guided by Shui Ling Wu, everyone is welcome."
"Quick, quack, quack, quack"
Amidst the applause, Shui Ran walked to Huo Le calmly and described meticulously: "What I want to give you next is not only dance, but also a special exercise method that we have improved and fused. I will
It’s called the square dance exercise method!
Start with the simplest steps at the beginning, from easy to difficult, from simple to complex. You don’t need too many herbal supplements. As long as you maintain a reasonable and healthy diet, it will have a good effect...
Of course, many of you here have missed the best age to exercise, but I have some suggestions...
Dancers from 1st level to 9th level, this is the division I made, corresponding to the physical fitness from level 1 to level 9 of the physical training realm. Please note that it is just the physical fitness and cannot be generalized..."
"Okay! Well said!"*n
"Quick, quack, quack, quack"*n
The onlookers are very sensible and know that applause should be given here.
"Haha, if you talk too much, why not take the initiative to demonstrate."
Tulou walked to Huo Le and Shui Ran with a smile and said to everyone: "I will let everyone experience the charm of these dances..."
Before he finished speaking, the corner of Tulou's eyes suddenly jumped, and he felt that the power in his body suddenly disappeared, and then...
Tulou looked at Huo Le and Shui Ran who were standing next to him, and then looked at Mu Ling who was still waiting below to appear, and then he noticed that the muscles on the faces of all the senior brothers and sisters began to dance in hip-hop...<
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Tulou: "..."
Huo Le: "..."
Shui Ran: "..."
Muling: "..."
Who are they, where are they, what are they doing, and what’s going on with their appearance?
Tulou suddenly fell into silence, causing the crowd to be quiet for a moment, and then they immediately realized that it was time to applaud!
"Okay! Well said!"*n
"Quick, quack, quack, quack"*n
Four elders: "..."
"Ha, hu..."
Tulou took a deep breath and showed a mocking expression.
"Well, haha, everyone must not have understood what I said before. It's a bit too early for me to demonstrate now. I would like to ask Brother Shui to continue explaining it to everyone. Hahaha, everyone applauds!"
"Okay! Well said!"*n
"Quick, quack, quack, quack"*n
Water dye: "???"
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of his senior brother looking at him in disbelief. Tulou looked away with a guilty conscience, "I'm sorry, senior brother. As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist... just accept it!"
"Ahem, I think that..."
Shui Ran pretended to be calm: "Well, it's boring for everyone to listen to the theoretical knowledge. It's better for Junior Brother Huo to show off his skills to everyone."
"Okay! Well said!"*n
"Quick, quack, quack, quack"*n
Huo Le: "..."
Why do I always have tears in my eyes...
"Ha, hu..."
Huo Le took a deep breath and a cold light flashed in his eyes, I'm sorry!
"Everyone, look at Mu Lingwu! She has something to say!"
Huo Le suddenly pointed at the crowd, and a certain Muling was about to sneak away quietly, but as soon as he turned around and raised half of his foot, he was instantly called out.
"Okay! Well said!"*n
"Quick, quack, quack, quack"*n
Muling: "*******"
"..."
"..."
"Ah, I feel so full, right?"
"Gah... full!"
Xingyun and Gaga lay on the bed with contented expressions, next to them were the remains of various desserts.
"It's not bad to change the taste occasionally, Gaga!"
"Gah...not bad!"
"It's just..."
Xingyun paused and thought of something.
"It's just that I have rested for such a long time, and I should practice harder to make up for it! Gaga."
"Gah... come back!"
"Let's work hard together!"
"Work hard...Gah!"
"..."
"..."
"Hey, hey, isn't it too late to act stupid now?"
Hong Li glared at the dead fish eyes and shouted loudly to Lazy on the other side of the Lingshi: "Come out quickly, I saw it just now, you secretly opened the coffin board, and you still want to hide it.
Pass me?!"
"Hello, the friend you called is lazy and has fallen asleep. Please wait tens of thousands of years before calling again..."
Hong Li: "???"
"Okay, okay, you can be lazy. If you don't drink a toast, you'll have to drink as a penalty, right?"
A cold light flashed in Hong Li's eyes: "Then don't regret what I do next!"
"What, what means..."
Lazy feels a little panicked, but still speaks hard.
"I, I'm not afraid! Humph!"
"What the hell..."
Hongli's eyes widened, and just as she was about to say something, a familiar voice came to her ears.
"But I'm so busy, it's the peak meal period..."
Hei Yang came over carrying several large bags of Jiangxiang cakes and yawning.
"I don't care. Next time Hongli goes, let me rest where I am."
"Ah, okay, okay."
After taking the cake from Hei Yang, before Hong Li could put it into her mouth, she suddenly thought of something, her eyes lit up, and she waved her hand to Hei Yang to bend down.
Hei Yang subconsciously followed the instructions, but before he could react, his neck was suddenly strangled by an arm from behind, and a token was placed on his head.
"Don't move!"
"Ah?"
A question mark appeared on Hei Yang's head. Was he being held hostage?
"Lazy! Listen carefully, Black Sun is in my hands now!"
Hongli snorted and threatened: "His life is in my hands. If you don't want him to be harmed, come out quickly! Otherwise, I will be rude to him!"
"Despicable!"
Lazy's tone was furious: "Hongli, you actually did such a thing as taking hostages! Hei Yang is innocent, why are you coming at me!"
"Okay! Have some backbone!"
Hongli sneered again and again: "Don't worry, as long as you are obedient, I will definitely...ah! Oops!"
Lazy: "???"
"Oh, it's inexplicable."
Hei Yang twisted his wrist and looked at Hong Li who was squatting on the ground, covering her head and crying, and couldn't help but roll her eyes.
"What's going on and I'm your hostage? What's going on and you still dare to be rude to me?"
"Didn't I just call her out?!"
Hongli won't cry without crying: "Woohoo, be kind as a donkey liver and lung, you have no heart in Black Yang!"
"You have said so much. It has been effective for a long time. Now it is time to make a decision."
"Then it's your turn!"
Hong Li fiercely swallowed half of the cake.
"Substitute, replace!"
"Okay, okay, okay."
Hei Yang reached out and took the spirit stone from Hong Li's hand, and said directly to the other end: "Lazy, can you hear me? Well, I'm Hei Yang, the kidnapper has been subdued by me, don't worry.
Well, not much to say, two options,
First, if you continue to escape inside, we are almost at the appointed time. Everyone has something to do, so I won’t accompany you to make trouble here. We will leave immediately.
Second, you come out now, try the new method that Xiao Li spent a long time to find for you, and eat the hot cakes I queued up for a long time to buy - they will be cold in no time!"
"I..."
Lazy wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Hei Yang.
"There is no need to rush to answer, because this is the last time I ask you, and it is also the last chance. You should think about it carefully before speaking."
After a pause, Hei Yang said in a calm voice: "Of course, as you know, the weather is cold and the cake will be cold soon, so control the time."
"..."
"..."
"You..."
The voice of laziness came out weakly.
"Are you always this good to your friends..."
"It depends on your mood."
Hei Yang bit into the cake and muttered.
"Hei Yang is right."
Hongli nodded and affirmed: "Besides, it's really delicious."
"Then..."
There was a crack in the coffin board, and the little sloth poked his head out and stretched out his hand: "Give it to me, I want it too!"