How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 292: I have a guest, who plays the harp and the sheng. It is as clear as the moon, when can I shake it off?
Chapter 292: I have a guest, who plays the harp and the sheng. It is as clear as the moon, when can I shake it off?
"Boom!"
The paper ignited instantly, turned into a ball of fire and dissipated, with scattered ashes, and the faint light disappeared in a flash.
"Is this no problem?"
The sloth watched the oath with his name dissipate in the air, carefully watching the surroundings with a cautious look on his face.
"I always feel that I will be killed the next moment, and then die tragically in front of you, Heiyang Hongli."
"Oh, who are you looking down on!"
Hei Yang snorted lightly, hooked the shoulder of Hong Li beside him, and said with a proud look on his face: "You don't want to ask around, who in this thousands of miles around dares not to give face to our names when they hear them?
We two have to protect you, who can harm you?"
"Indeed, indeed..."
Hong Li was lifted into the air by Hei Yang's neck, her face gradually turned red, and while kicking her legs and struggling, she echoed: "If you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, run to the street now, look up to the sky and shout three times, "Who dares to kill me?"
!
I can guarantee that there will definitely not be... Ahem, Damn Heiyang, let me down! Come down!
Phew...survived...praise the breath!"
"Uh..."
The sloth huddled up in a ball at a loss, and asked in a low voice: "Well, can I live here without being expelled again?"
"Huh, probably!"
Hongli suddenly jumped behind Hei Yang, took a deep breath, her eyes flashed, and slapped Hei Yang on his back to vent her hatred of being strangled.
"But, hehe, you'd better go to the city lord's mansion. Hehe, find someone to register. Hehe, we should be there soon. Hehe, I'll take you with me on the way! Hehe! Hey Yang, let him die!
”
"Ah, okay, okay, die, die."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and turned to look at the coffin next to him that was constantly being brushed with presence... Ahem, he turned to look at the wooden box next to him, walked over and put it away, it was a bit of an eyesore.
"Heiyang, don't run! Look at me...ah!"
"Okay, it's almost time."
Hei Yang carried the half-dead Hong Li to the sloth, put Hong Li on the ground, and stretched.
"I guess it's time to make the appointment with my parents. Let's just go there. Ah, this night is really noisy."
"Hey, noob, are you making a fuss now?"
Hongli turned her head away and snorted with disdain: "There will be more troubles in the future!"
"Don't worry, you can always trust Heiyang."
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li and replied without any sign of weakness: "I, Hei Yang, am 1.8 meters tall and weigh one hundred and forty pounds.
A certain piece of glass weighs 1.57 meters and 98 pounds. Who is strong and who is weak will be judged."
"Fuck you, I'm 1.57 meters, I'm 1.60 meters, 1.6 meters, how many times have I told you!"
Hong Li snorted: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with a fool."
"Ah, yes, yes, sister Hongli, if you want, don't say one meter and six meters, just six meters."
Hei Yang spread his hands, turned to look at the sloth aside, thought for a while, and asked directly: "What should you do?
Go back to our house and rest, or should you follow us into the city first?"
"I'll follow you!"
Lazy said directly without thinking: "I know you two!"
"Hmm, you said that yourself."
Hei Yang nodded, showing dead fish eyes.
"So don't be too sleepy for a while, and remember to keep your abilities in check. Otherwise, if you don't affect your neighbors, just wait and be dealt with."
"Who are you looking down on!"
Lazy said unconvinced: "I am showing off, not bad!
I’m just too lazy to control my power, but it’s not like I don’t know how to control it!”
"That's fine, as long as you know what Hei Yang said."
Hongli asked another question: "But will you turn into a human form like my Xiaohuo?
After all, in our map of Five Color City, all the humanoid creatures are refreshed. If you enter randomly, it will appear a bit uncoordinated. Please understand."
"This is simple."
Lazy was stunned for a moment, and found the inheritance folder in the corner of his blank mind. He clicked it, retrieved some knowledge about changes, and imported it with one click. His spiritual power shone with light, wrapped her in it, and transformed into a girl: "Like this
That’s it!”
Lazy's voice is somewhat neutral, like a hoarse dragging voice, and seems weak, causing even the anger to come out in a soft and weak tone.
She waved her lengthened arms curiously, then put her hands on her hips, looked up at Heiyang Hongli, and asked with some expectation: "How is it? It won't look very different, right?"
"What do you think..."
Hongli frowned, took a deep breath, and gritted her teeth and said: "How could you do this! Cheating! Foul! Why!"
"Huh?"
A question mark appears on the sloth's head.
"You were obviously lower than me before, why did you become so tall?!"
Hong Li pointed angrily at the laziness in front of her, and couldn't help but condemn: "You must be 1.7 meters tall, why are you doing this!"
I saw that the little sloth, which was only less than 80 centimeters at most before, now turned into a tall girl.
He has long flaxen hair, wears a light-colored gown on his upper body, which looks like a hooded sweater, and has loose gray-white trousers on his legs.
He wears a scarf of the same color as his original hair around his neck, covering his mouth and nose, and his eyes are looming under the bangs on his forehead, without any highlights.
"Ah..."
Lazy shrank his neck and whispered: "Even though I am very young in the tribe, I am already over 600 years old. Isn't it normal to be taller..."
"Ah, this seems to make sense..."
Hong Li was stunned for a moment, took two small steps back, leaned into Hei Yang's ear, and whispered: "Do you think that when I reach six hundred years old, will I grow a lot taller?"
"Come on, we are different species from her."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, dwarfed his body, and whispered: "I heard before that there is a species of sloth that can grow to five meters tall when it reaches adulthood. Why don't you compare with others?
If a person grows so tall, it will affect his normal life, right?"
"The one you mentioned is inappropriate. The gap is so big that I don't even think about comparing it."
Hongli couldn't help but reveal her half-moon eyes, and also stretched.
"Well, okay, let's go!"
"..."
"..."
"There are so many people... they are all alive... and they can move..."
Lazy huddled up and hid behind Hei Yang Hongli, not daring to speak loudly along the way. From time to time, he stuck his head out to peek at passers-by, then quickly lowered his head and buried his head in his scarf.
At the same time, I was extremely curious, wanting to see how other humans except Hei Yang Hongli got along with each other, but I was also afraid of meeting bad people and getting hurt. Those who didn’t know thought that the streets were full of powerful Nascent Souls!<
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"Lazy, lazy, have you seen it? This is my natal home."
Hong Li opened the door gently, pulled Hei Yang and ran briskly into the house, waving to the sloth as she ran.
"The last one to come in close the door, don't lock it, thank you."
"Well... too lazy to close it..."
The sloth sighed leisurely and pushed the door helplessly. He turned around and was about to say something when he saw that a large section of Heiyang Hongli had jumped out. He trembled with fright and hurriedly chased out as fast as he could in his life. "Wait, wait a minute, don't leave me alone!"
"..."
"..."
The room was quiet, Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying were sitting on the bench, leaning their heads together and carefully studying the plan on the table.
Hei Muguang ran off somewhere, and Hong Xiaochen sat next to him, sleeping peacefully with his face raised and head tilted.
"Coming."
Qing Yiyi's ears twitched and she suddenly looked at the door. Although she hadn't seen anyone yet, she had already heard the movement in the courtyard.
"I was quite conscious today and didn't even ask us to call them."
"There is still some food in the kitchen pot. Can you heat it up and serve it to them?"
Lan Yuying said casually: "Although I told them to get up early to eat, whether they ate or not...well, it's hard to say."
“I don’t know if I’ve eaten the food, but I’ve certainly eaten enough snacks.”
"This is indeed..."
Lan Yuying sighed and turned her head to look at her husband who was sleeping soundly at home. She couldn't help but make a tic-tac-toe pop up on her head. She reached out and pinched Hong Xiaochen's waist. The latter exclaimed.
, woke up suddenly, with a confused expression on her face that made Lan Yuying's face darker.
"Ah? Ah! What happened?"
Hong Xiaochen turned his head in confusion.
"Yingying, what's wrong with you? You look a little unhappy..."
"..."
Lan Yuying's anger value is increased by one, plus one, plus one, plus one...
"Hong Xiaochen! Have you slept enough? Have you slept enough!"
Lan Yuying looked at her sneering husband angrily, and couldn't help but say: "We agreed that we would brainstorm together and come up with solutions together, but it turned out that you were lucky, as soon as your buttocks sat down and your head tilted, you started to be lazy!
I finally understand that my Xiaoli, who has been such a lively and active girl since she was a child, has become like this because of your lazy father!"
"Hey, Yingying, you said I'm lazy and I admit it, but you said you lead a bad daughter, tsk tsk, don't you think of blaming me for this."
Hong Xiaochen crossed her legs and couldn't help but complain: "You want to say that my daughter inherited my intelligence, optimism, fearlessness and other similar personalities, but laziness was not inherited from her father.
But to be lazy... Anyway, her father and I have almost let go of Xiaoli since she was four years old. Since then, she has turned to a growth path that her father cannot understand."
"Oh, my, I think Xiaoli is pretty good now."
Qing Yiyi lowered her head and smiled: "She is well-behaved and cute, and makes people feel friendly just by looking at her."
"Wow, Yiyi, you have the nerve to say that!"
Lan Yuying pretended to be angry and complained: "It's not your Xiaoyang who was led astray, of course you think it doesn't matter!"
"I don't agree with this."
Qing Yiyi chuckled and said: "Xiaoyang and Xiaoli are my own children here, and they will be cute no matter what they look like!"
"Ha, Yiyi, you said it so righteously, it makes me look like a vicious stepmother..."
Lan Yuying looked at the smiling Qing Yiyi, revealing her half-moon eyes: "I remember that year, we were having dinner with Xiaoli at home, and Xiaoyang suddenly ran in with a look of panic...
Yiyi, guess who is chasing after Xiaoyang with a broom?"
"Ah this..."
Qing Yiyi froze, then regained her composure in an instant, laughing and saying: "What? There is such a thing!
My Xiaoyang was actually bullied by others? Yuying, why didn’t you tell me earlier!"
Lan Yuying: "..."
Qing Yiyi: "..."
"Ahem, that..."
Qing Yiyi whispered in a low voice: "The broom looks scary, the fear on his face is 30% real, 70% fake, just pretending to show his mother.
For example, that time I asked Xiaoyang not to forget the boiling water I boiled before I went out, but when I came back, I found that the kettle was almost burned through. When I chased him with a kitchen knife, the expression on his face was really scared!" "You still have the nerve to say..."
Lan Yuying rolled her eyes.
"The most cruel thing I can do is confiscate Xiaoli's books, but I can't bear to beat him..."
"As if I have really hurt that boy, don't you think that he lies at home all day long and don't want him to go out?"
Qing Yiyi said quietly: "Boys should be lively and naughty, right? I would rather be annoying than pity...
It’s not like you don’t know that in the first few years after my little boy was born, he looked melancholy all the time, which made me so worried that I didn’t want him to look like that again..."
"It's harmful, too. That child was... eh?"
Lan Yuying raised her eyebrows and turned to look at Hong Xiaochen, who was snoring with her mouth open. A black line crossed her forehead: "Hong! Xiaochen! Chen!"
"Oh, I think I heard someone mention Xiaoyang and Xiaoli?"
Hei Yang suddenly opened the door and jumped into the house happily.
"Do you just miss us that much? Do you think that?"
"Aha, I seem to hear my mother's roar and my father's scream?"
Hongli chuckled and followed closely, sticking her head out.
"How did dad mess with mom again? What happened again?"
"I woke up very early today."
Qing Yiyi raised her head and glanced at her son, and praised: "Keep it up."
"Hey..."
Hei Yang smiled sheepishly: "Actually, I didn't sleep all night..."
"Oh, that's okay."
Qing Yiyi's expression disappeared and she lowered her head again: "Have you eaten? If not, go to the kitchen and go to the kitchen."
"Eat, eat, eat outside, hehe!"
"You will enjoy it..."
"Hey, where's my dad?"
"I haven't come back from the city lord's mansion yet."
"Oh!"
"Good morning, Mom and Dad!"
Hongli waved to her parents, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and sighed: "The familiar smell of home!"
"Your mother just sprayed some insect repellent..."
Hong Xiaochen said quietly: "The smell hasn't dissipated yet."
"I wonder why the smell of this restaurant is a little bit overpriced..."
Hongli shook her head and looked around with dead fish eyes: "Also, is there any shortcomings, such as a certain little red head..."
"Xiao Huo followed Muguang to the City Lord's Mansion."
Hong Xiaochen yawned: "I guess not yet..."
"Grandpa, hurry up! Xiao Huo smells mom and dad!"
The sound from outside interrupted Hong Xiaochen's words.
"Really or not, can they get up at this hour?"
Hei Muguang's tone was a little surprised.
"You can't go wrong!"
Xiaohuo let go of Grandpa's hand and ran towards the house. As he ran, he turned around and urged with a smile: "Grandpa, hurry up! Xiaohuo wants to be the first... Oops!"
Xiao Huo swayed suddenly and felt that he had hit something. There was obviously nothing in that area in his perception!
"Run slowly. If you injure an ordinary person, Heiyang Hongli will be in trouble..."
Lazy righted the little fire that had crashed into his arms, lowered his head and whispered softly: "We meet again, the little Li flamingo cub who was born happy."
"Huh?"
Xiao Huo looked up at the girl who suddenly appeared with a confused look on his face, and said uncertainly: "Are you...Has Xiao Huo seen you before?
Um...eldest sister? Aunt? Auntie? Or some other elder?"
"It's me..."
Lazy smiled in a friendly manner, swayed, and turned back into a little sloth.
"Remember, we met before!"
"Ah! It's you! The one who makes everyone in the city sleep late..."
Xiao Huo was surprised and happy. He reached out and held the sloth and ran a few steps. He jumped up and flew the sloth to an almond tree in the yard. He turned into a little flamingo and stood side by side on the branch with the sloth.
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"I heard from mom and dad that they wanted to find a suitable way to send you away. Have you not left yet?"
"Well, the plan has changed."
Just listening to Lazy's voice makes people sleepy. Obviously her voice doesn't sound like a math teacher, and she doesn't say anything profound and difficult to understand, but it can have the same effect.
"Heiyang Hongli took me in, and they said I could live here."
"Wow! Really?!"
Xiao Huo's eyes brightened: "Are you going to live with us in Five Color City?
Then why don't you live in the same room as Xiaohuo, so that Xiaohuo can chat with you when he can't sleep!
Well, Xiaohuo can give you half of the bed, a big, soft and warm bed!"
"Uh, no need..."
Lazy smiled and refused Xiaohuo's kindness. She looked towards the house and asked curiously: "The sky, the earth, the sand plains, the mountains, forests and clouds, can't you sleep there?
Why do humans want to lock themselves in a big box?"
"Because it can protect you from wind and rain!"
"Is this so..."
Lazy nodded and turned to look at Xiao Huo.
"What about you, you are not afraid of wind, rain, or severe cold, so why do you want to sleep in the house?
Wouldn't it be more comfortable to sleep in a tree? The air is fresh, the wind is sunny, and you embrace nature..."
"Well, I don't really understand..."
Xiaohuo showed an incomprehensible expression.
"Xiao Huo has lived in the house since he was born. He has family there!"
"That's it..."
The sloth nodded: "I don't know where my family is, and I have no feelings for them..."
"Oh, you don't have to be blood related to be family, right?"
Xiaohuo waved his wings, pointed at himself, and then pointed in the direction of the house, and said happily: "Xiaohuo, mom, and dad, there is no blood relationship between any two of the three of us, but we are the best."
What a close family!"
"Ah, that's right!"
Xiaohuo peeked around, covered the little sloth with his wings, and whispered: "But you can't live with mom and dad. Xiaohuo tells you, mom and dad now, um...
How do you say that word? Xiao Huo remembers that her grandma said, oh, yes, they can't disturb them when they are in love!"
"What is the love period?"
The sloth asked curiously: "There is nothing in the racial heritage..."
"Oh, racial inheritance is just fun! The ancestors will only tell you, ah, reproduce, reproduce -"
Xiaohuo rolled his eyes and acted funny.
"But there is no mention of feelings in the inheritance! Friendship! Family! Love!
They will not put all kinds of emotions in the inheritance. Maybe they think it is useless? Or do they want future generations to experience it by themselves? Xiao Huo doesn’t understand."
After a pause, Xiaohuo showed a funny face.
"But Xiao Huo knows that the relationship between boys and girls in the love stage is, hehehehe..."
"Hey hey hey?"
The sloth looked confused: "What does that mean?"
"Ahem, no, it's not interesting!"
Xiaohuo sneered and said: "They are in the period of love, so it's best not to disturb them casually, hahaha."
"That's it..."
The sloth nodded thoughtfully, remembering the teachings of the Little Fire Cult firmly in mind. Although the other party was young, he obviously understood the way of life in the human world better than he did.
"Then how long will their passionate love last?"
"This little fire doesn't know..."
Xiao Huo smiled like a cat stealing fish.
"Xiaohuo hopes that it will last forever! Xiaohuo likes them like this and is happy every day!"
"That's it..."
The sloth chewed Teacher Xiaohuo's teachings eagerly and fell into deep thought.
"Well, how about that?"
Xiao Huo patted the little sloth with his wings and asked expectantly: "Do you want to live with Xiao Huo?"
"Well, I don't know..."
The sloth tilted his head, thinking of something.
"I told Heiyang Hongli that I want a big tree with lush branches and leaves, tall enough to lean on.
Then they said that they would plant a very important tree in the future and asked me if I would be interested in living there.
Well, they asked me not to eat it secretly, saying that everyone would share it together, but I didn’t understand what they were talking about..."
