How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 296: What will you do after encountering a teacher while shopping: go up and say hello/pretend not to see/provoke actively
Chapter 296: What will you do after encountering a teacher while shopping: go up and say hello/pretend not to see/provoke actively
Heiyang Hongli walked out of the door hand in hand, and the laughter of Aunt Lianlian and Xiaohuo still came from behind.
"What did you say to Da Ma?"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang curiously and asked, "It felt like it suddenly became very excited. I almost thought it was going to perform somersaults on all four legs!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang imagined the scene of the big horse doing a backflip, twitched the corner of his mouth, shook his head quickly, shook away the distracting thoughts, and explained: "Actually, I didn't say anything, just chirping, chirping, wabibabu..."
"Good guy, as expected of you."
Hongli gave a thumbs up, raised her head slightly and thought: "Speaking of Huihui's horse farm, I remember we have been there several times before, right?"
"Hmm, you forgot, you said you need to practice body balance, waist and horse integration, etc..."
Hei Yang showed an expression as if he couldn't bear to look back on the past: "During that time, weren't we forced to go there every day to practice how to tame strong horses and so on?"
"Hey, I remembered it as soon as you said it!"
Hongli hissed softly, thinking of that not-so-good memory. If Hei Yang hadn't been with her at that time, she felt that she would not have been able to persevere.
"But that girl Hui Hui heard that her riding skills are very good?"
"Hmm, this is not a rumor."
Hei Yang nodded, and Hong Li walked towards the big tree on the right.
"But compared to riding a horse, that girl Hei Hui prefers to go to the house and peel off the tiles and run through the walls..."
"Children, it's okay to be lively. At least they are more lovable than the two of us who are lifeless. As long as you don't pick up the tiles in other people's houses or do any bad things."
Hong Li raised her head, revealing her dead fish eyes, and stared quietly at the sneaky figure on the tree.
"For example, if my eyesight is fine, the person in the tree must be peeking into my hometown courtyard, right?"
"Be confident, it should be possible to remove it."
Hei Yang looked at the attentive look of the man on the tree, raised the corner of his mouth, and suddenly shouted at the tree: "Hi——"
"Who? Who! What happened? What happened!"
The sudden loud shouting from the ground made the figure on the tree freeze for an instant, and his heart thumped. He quickly looked down and quibbled.
"Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! I'm not a bad person, I'm not peeping, I'm just...huh?"
The man in the tree stopped abruptly before he finished speaking, and a big question mark appeared above his head.
"What...are you doing?"
I saw Hongli rushing to Heiyang at some point, holding Heiyang's head tightly with her arms, and squeezing his throat with life-threatening scissors, with a nervous look on her face.
"Don't ask me, I don't know either."
Hei Yang stretched out his hand wordlessly, pulled off the facehugger Hongli from his head, and couldn't help complaining: "I'm scaring him, why are you so excited?
Outside, please pay more attention to your image, sister."
"Hey, he's in the tree, I'm right next to you, I'm the first victim, okay!"
The red glass fell off Hei Yang's body, and he gritted his teeth with a slightly red face: "Who wouldn't be afraid if a dog barks suddenly without saying hello!"
"???"
Hei Yang asked a question: "Who are you talking about?"
"Are there any other dogs here?!"
"Damn Hongli, you really want to fight again, don't you?"
"Ha! Am I afraid of you? It seems that it is necessary to decide the family status in advance!"
"Ahhhhhhh!!!"
"Wow yeah yeah!!!"
Man in the tree: "..."
"Hey! What are you doing! What are you doing! No fighting!"
Qing Jiahuang looked at the two people struggling together and couldn't help but a bunch of tic-tac-toe popping up on his head.
"Are you paying attention to the wrong point!
Now you should brutally interrogate and torture this sneaky guy like me!"
"..."
After the words fell, Hei Yang, who was holding Hong Li's ears, and Hong Li, who was using his arms to perform a nucleic acid test on Hei Yang, suddenly paused.
They snorted in displeasure, jumped to the side separately, and looked away: "Hey!"
Qing Jiahuang: "..."
"But then again..."
Hei Yang raised his head and looked at the tree. Just like the little Hei in Conan faded after his identity was revealed, the person in the tree also revealed his face.
"Third uncle?"
Hei Yang raised a question mark and moved closer to Hong Li without leaving a trace: "What are you doing squatting on the tree?"
"Digging out bird's nests? Catching bugs? Hide and seek?"
Hong Li frowned and guessed, and the small hand at her side quietly moved into Hei Yang's big hand.
"Or is there some other ulterior purpose?"
"What other ulterior motives can there be!"
Qing Jiahuang glanced at the two people who were holding hands again, couldn't help but rolled his eyes, pointed in the direction of Hong's house, and sighed: "Isn't it because of Lianlian that girl!
The little girl is not old and has a bad temper. She doesn't let us follow her when she goes out to play. She says she is an adult and doesn't need us to worry about her.
But dad was unwilling. He was afraid that something would go wrong, so he asked us brothers to follow behind to prevent any accidents from happening to Lian Lian, and not to let her find out about Lian Lian and hurt her self-esteem..."
"It's really..."
Qing Jiahuang helplessly raised his forehead: "My second daughter is older than this girl!"
"Ah this..."
The corner of Hei Yang Hongli's mouth twitched, and she couldn't help but show sympathy when she saw the third uncle, who was nearly fifty years old and had three children, struggling to follow behind his eleven-year-old girl.
"That's really..."
Hei Yang sneered and said: "Thank you for your hard work, Third Uncle, hahaha."
"Oh, forget it, just get used to it."
Qingjia Huangsheng sighed helplessly, glanced at Hei Yang, and couldn't help but complain: "I looked at you like this back then. The light of the sword and the shadow of blood are still unforgettable.
Well, my dad said: Yiyi was originally watched by teenagers, so this time I will let you, the third child in your forties, come and let the young people take a breather!"
"But, but! But I..."
Qing Jiahuang couldn't help feeling sad, waving his hands constantly, looking crazy.
"I'm the young man who looked at Yiyi back then! Damn!"
"Pfft haha..."*2
Two chuckles suddenly sounded.
Qing Jiahuang: "???"
"Ahem!"*2
Hei Yang Hongli coughed twice and pointed at the other party.
"It was Hei Yang (Hong Li) who laughed just now! It was definitely not me!"
Qing Jiahuang: "..."
"That pfft, haha, cough, no, that third uncle..."
Hongli smiled guiltily, waved her loose sleeves, and changed the subject: "It's such a hard work, so I'll send you here alone?"
"Well, that's not true. In fact, Lao Jiu is following..."
Qing Jiahuang scratched his face in embarrassment, his eyes evasive: "Is it just, just... uh... haha..."
Heiyang Hongli: "???"
"Just what?"
The two asked curiously.
"Oh, it's actually nothing..."
Qing Jiahuang waved his hand and said awkwardly: "Didn't I go to Yiyi's house first before Lianlian? Then Lao Jiu wanted to peek over the wall, but the result was..."
"Ah this..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, thinking of the broken glass iron hooks his mother and father had built on the wall, and he understood instantly.
"That..."
Heiyang looked at Hongli, who sneered twice: "Sorry, take care!"
Qing Jiahuang glanced at the two of them and sighed: "Alas..."
Qing Jiahuang, Hei Yang, Hongli: "Alas..."
"But it doesn't matter actually. A senior disciple from Yaowang Sect helped to deal with it. In fact, it's not a big deal if we don't deal with it..."
Qing Jiahuang waved his hand and let out a sigh of relief: "Dad's illness will soon be cured. After resting for a while, he will be ready to go back. After all, important matters in the clan cannot be separated from him...
I will definitely have to follow him back then, but Lianlian will stay and let Yiyi take care of her.
Damn, no matter how much my sister grows up, I still feel like a child. I am always a little worried about two naughty boys being attached to each other..."
"Oh my, my third uncle, you are all an old man."
Hei Yang waved his hand and spoke for his mother: "My mother is very gentle and reliable now. You didn't realize that I have been raised so big!"
"Yes, that girl is also a mother..."
Qing Jiahuang reacted and couldn't help showing a slightly melancholy expression. He had been careless and had his little cabbage eaten by Hei Muguang.
"Black! Mu! Light!"
Qing Jiahuang's face turned dark, and he gritted his teeth and clenched his fists: "Avoid me, right? If you can, just hide until I leave!"
Heiyang, Hongli: "..."
Looking at the third uncle who was constantly emanating black energy, Heiyang Hongli slowly backed away and secretly left, leaving the third uncle to continue watching the little cabbage here!
"Walk faster, my father's debt will be repaid later, and I will catch up and beat you..."
"Nonsense, I look a little more like my mother. Do you understand that I am naturally popular..."
"He seems to have looked over."
"Ah, let's go quickly..."
"..."
"..."
Hei Yang Hongli turned back three times with each step and walked towards the distance with a vigilant look on her face, fearing that her third uncle would rush up and yell at Hei Yang, "You are the symbol of Hei Mu Guang's sin, accept the trial!"
Ahem...
It wasn't until he walked two streets away that Heiyang Hongli breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's scary. It's hard for an upright official to deal with household affairs, let alone his own business..."
Hei Yang touched his heart and said with lingering fear: "The world of adults is still so terrifying, and the intricate relationships are like the Book of Heaven..."
"What I'm more curious about is..."
Hongli touched her chin, thinking: "Since the protection is so strict, how did the father-in-law steal the mother-in-law out in the first place?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was stunned, frowned and guessed: "Could it be that it was really love at first sight?
My father’s vision was blocked, so he walked over and looked at my mother and then the call came?”
"What a terrible vision!"
Hongli said speechlessly: "According to what you said, is that still called love at first sight? That's called long-planned planning!"
"Hey, that makes sense..."
Hei Yang groaned thoughtfully, but thinking that it would be impolite to talk about his parents behind their back like this, he shook his head again to get rid of the distracting thoughts - you can find an opportunity to ask in person in the future!
As long as I run fast, my parents’ slaps won’t hit my butt, hehe!
………
"Ha, we're the only two left again, so I'll just hook up!"
Hei Yang grinned, stretched out greatly, raised the arm that was originally holding Hong Li's hand, hooked it around Hong Li's neck, and put it on her shoulders, as if "brothers are so good, we share the same quilt"
Cheerful look.
"What should I say, where should we go now? Find a place to rest for a while?"
"Let's not talk about the ones that are there and those that are not. Don't press my shoulders too hard, or I won't grow taller!"
Hong Li snorted softly, jumped on the spot twice, rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, and said in a long voice: "Why are you taking a rest? You are not going to do the task assigned by your mother?
Oh, I told you that you need my supervision, but my mother still doesn’t believe it!"
"Are you okay now?"
Hongli said in a strange tone: "There are some people who just want to be lazy and fish out of sight as soon as my mother can't see them. Oh, how can there be such people? I don't understand, I really don't understand!"
"Hey, what do you think we should do?"
Hei Yang curled his lips and said, "We will go wherever you say, are you satisfied?"
"Tsk, tsk, it seems like you are telling me something."
Hong Lixun glanced at Hei Yang, took out the list given by her mothers, glanced at it casually, and raised her eyebrows.
"This, um, is a bit weird, no, I should say it's weird!"
"Elaborate."
When Hei Yang saw Hong Li reading the list, he took his hand back and stopped disturbing her. He just walked side by side with Hong Li, watching the people coming and going on the road with different expressions.
The one with a droopy face may have something to worry about at home, the one with a dark face seems to be going to catch his naughty child, and the one with a happy face may have a new child at home?
As for those who are calm and relaxed, they are either retired elderly people with their children enjoying family life, or they are young unemployed people like Hei Yang...
Well, Hei Yang is no longer a homeless person, so stop spreading rumors!
"Look, some of the other daily necessities in the list mom made are probably not for us. They should be used up at home, so let us help carry some."
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Hong Li looked down at the list, holding it in one hand and pointing with the other, without looking at the road - anyway, it would be fine if she walked slightly slanted and leaned on Hei Yang's shoulder.
Um, what the hell, there is a parentheses after it, saying it is for reference only, follow what Xiaoli likes..."
Hong Li frowned: "Who is Xiao Li? Why don't I recognize you?"
"It's a stupid dog."
"Hey, Hei Yang, go and die!"
Hongli cursed and said speechlessly: "It's very strange. What do you mean by following my preferences? I don't even know what these things are."
"Just cosmetics."
Hei Yang said casually: "I don't know exactly what it is for, but I can probably guess that it is used by girls to dress up."
"Huh? For girls?"
Hongli frowned: "Then why should I buy it?"
"Is it possible."
Hei Yang said leisurely: "Are you a girl?"
"Ah this..."
Hongli scratched her cheek and said speechlessly: "I don't use these things, why? You want me to apply them when I get married? Stop it!
"Perhaps, in fact, our mothers asked us to buy this?"
Hei Yang guessed curiously.
"Come on, I don't even know where these things are sold. I'm not familiar with them."
Hongli sighed and waved her hand.
"Don't worry about this for now. Let's look at other things first. Well, what's the date today?"
"Nineteen."
"Huh?!"
Hong Li's eyes lit up and she suddenly said excitedly: "Is it already the 19th? Really?"
"What's wrong?"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li curiously: "Does the date mean anything to you?"
"No. 9! No. 19! No. 29!"
Hong Li raised her index finger solemnly and explained: "Except for February, the month of injustice, the ninth of every month is the day when new books are put on the shelves in the Innocence Bookstore.
And it is said that just today, the third volume of a very powerful book will be published. Do you know what it means? What a concept is this!"
"Well, one volume is not as good as the other, and the sequel will ruin the whole book...?"
"Fuck, although it is indeed possible, please don't be too cynical. I don't think it's easy to collapse.
As long as you don’t deliberately do anything stupid, I can still read it even if it’s all about emotions!”
Hongli grabbed Hei Yang's arm: "Come on, come on, come with me to buy books. You won't be able to get them if you're late!"
"Okay, okay, go, go, don't pull my collar...
But when it comes to Qingbai Bookstore, why does it sound so familiar to me? It shouldn’t be run by Wuse’s family, right?"
"Nonsense, of course not. It's not like you haven't been with me before. Think again."
"Hmm...wait...could it be..."
"Ah, it was opened by the old gentleman who taught us how to read and write.
But you, Hei Yang, are the fastest graduating legend there, so it’s normal that you’re not familiar with me.”
"You can't say that. When I went to pick you up from school, I met the old man a few times. Wait, those books of yours that are not serious..."
"Hey, hey, what the hell is that look in your eyes!"
Seeing Hei Yang looking at her with shocked eyes, Hong Li gritted her teeth and punched him, roaring angrily.
"Fuck, I must be doing underground transactions through secret channels!
I'm so sick. Why don't you go to the teacher's bookstore to buy that stuff? If you don't want to live, I still want to!"
"..."
"..."
Qing Jiahuang squatted on the tree with an expressionless face, looked at the little girl playing in the yard in the distance, and nodded.
"Very good, everything is fine!"
"Chirp!"
A bird landed on a person's head in the tree, the spring breeze was still chilly...
