How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 295: The so-called soul chasing in the underworld, first send the patient to the underworld, and then recover the soul!
Chapter 295: The so-called soul chasing in the underworld, first send the patient to the underworld, and then recover the soul!
Heiyang Hongli spent a lot of time explaining to the mothers the ins and outs of obtaining these ingredients.
The two raised their hands and swore that the meat was absolutely legal, just, courageous, and personal heroism...
"All in all..."
Hongli looked at the suspicious looks of her mothers and quickly argued: "We are definitely not illegally poaching. Everyone in the Five Elements Sect is watching!"
"That's right, the victim didn't say anything, ahem, I mean..."
Hei Yang coughed twice and said sarcastically: "Don't worry, we definitely didn't go astray!"
"Really?"*2
"Really!"
Hongli held out her thumb and said seriously: "The quality of this batch of goods is definitely not..."
"Ahaha, the child at home is not sensible and doesn't know how to speak..."
Heiyang covered Hongli's mouth tightly with one hand, ignored the other's "Uh-huh" protest, and said with a smile: "After all, we are so good, when have we ever lied in front of you?"
"Uh-huh, ha!"
Hong Li forcibly removed the palm from her mouth and affirmed with a look of approval: "That's right, this is the meat of Nascent Soul and the golden elixir level monster!
The nutritional value of this meat is absolutely top-notch. If you know how to handle it, it will be so delicious that you can swallow it on your tongue!"
"Well, that's right."
Hei Yang nodded and said: "Give me papaya and give me Qiongju in return.
Everyone has traveled thousands of miles to bless us at the wedding, so you must give something heavy enough to repay us, right?
Not to mention anything else, if you eat a few more bites of these pure energy meats, you will have the foundation to refine your body, refine your Qi, and even refine your Qi to build your foundation!"
"That's right. We are here to celebrate you, and we really shouldn't leave empty-handed..."
Lan Yuying nodded with admiration in her eyes.
"You two have really grown up to be able to think of such a thing and even be prepared for it!"
"Hey..."
Hei Yang Hongli smiled sheepishly, feeling a little shy after being praised so much by her mother!
"It's just that if you want to talk about heavyweight, it is indeed heavyweight..."
Qing Yiyi touched her chin and frowned.
"But a few hundred meters long...isn't it too big?
The whole city couldn’t finish the food and had to starve to death!”
Hei Yang Hongli: "Ah this..."
"This is indeed..."
Lan Yuying was also lost in thought: "And it can't just be meat, there must be vegetables as well, and the combination of meat and vegetables must be appropriate..."
Hei Yang Hongli: "Ah this..."
"Besides, since he is such a powerful monster..."
Qing Yiyi held one hand empty and made a slashing motion as if holding a kitchen knife: "Can an ordinary kitchen knife be used to chop? Can hot water be cooked? Can you bite it with your teeth?"
Hei Yang Hongli: "Ah this..."
"..."
"..."
"Hello? Is it Sister Jinxiu? Ah, yes, it's me Hong Mouli again hahahaha.
What, you want me to tell you something quickly?
Ha! Am I the kind of person who only calls when something happens? Who am I looking down on!
What's the relationship between the two of us? I can't just care about you...
Hahaha, you are really good at reading people! Ahem...
Well, ah, yes, that’s right, do we have any high-level uncles and aunts who are relatively free in the kitchen of the Five Elements Sect’s canteen?
Well, it’s the kind that can tear tigers and leopards alive, and chop dragons with swords!
Huh? Really? Our Five Elements Sect is really awesome!
Hehe, your guess is really accurate, as expected of you, you are so smart!
Oops, I’m definitely not flattering you, I’m speaking from the bottom of my heart! Hehe!
Don't worry, you will definitely have a share. Who among us will follow the other? Take care of yourself!
Ha? How can we let the elderly come by themselves! Then we must pick them up. Hei Yang and I are the best at respecting the elderly!
Ah, I don’t need it now. I won’t use it now. I will tell you in advance then. Well, I just asked.
Okay, okay, no problem, hehe, okay, I know, I know, hehe...
Oh, by the way, let me ask you, what’s going on with the bruises at the corners of your eyes..."
Seeing the screen in front of her turn black, Hongli turned her head and clenched her fist, and smiled: "Done!"
Hei Yang: "Xiaoli, great job!"
Qing Yiyi, Lan Yuying: "..."
"Well, let me do the math..."
Lan Yuying helplessly held her forehead: "The airship was given to me by my sect, and the house I live in was built by me. Now I have to let others help me prepare the food.
Apart from clothing, the rest of the food, clothing, housing and transportation are all taken care of by you two. Isn’t it a bit bad..."
"Huh? That's right!"
Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang, widened her eyes and said, "Didn't you say before that you didn't have any good fabric on hand?"
"Hiss..."
Hei Yang's eyes lit up: "Can we buy some goods on the way over?"
"Hey hey hey...ah!"*2
Hei Yang Hongli, with a big bump on his head, was squatting in a corner in self-isolation. If he drew a circle... he wouldn't dare!
Qing Yiyi, Lan Yuying: "..."
"Forget it, since you have prepared the meat, leave the vegetarian dishes to us."
Qing Yiyi waved her hand and looked at the two of them.
"Well, if you and your father go to contact helpers together, there's nothing you two can do to help.
Next to the two of us, we are very busy..."
After thinking about it, Qing Yiyi pulled out a few pieces of paper from the pile next to her and handed them to the two of them, saying, "Then I will leave these tasks to you, buy some miscellaneous things, decorate and decorate your home, etc... You can freely develop according to your own preferences within the scope of requirements. How about it? This task is not difficult, right?"
"Look at what you said, there's nothing difficult to say..."
Hei Yang came back from the corner in an instant, stretched out his hand to take the list, and said with a smile: "As long as it is your order, no matter how difficult it is, we will complete it."
"Yeah!"
Hong Li followed closely behind, showing a confident expression, and kept patting Hei Yang on the back: "Don't worry, I will supervise Hei Yang to complete it conscientiously...ah!"
"Mom——"
Hong Li covered her head and looked at Lan Yuying with an aggrieved face, but her mother rolled her eyes with joy.
"It's no use calling me mom!"
Lan Yuying snorted softly: "Don't just ignore help, this is a matter between you and Xiaoyang, you must do it yourself!"
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"I know, I know..."
Hongli sighed and lamented: "After all, I have shouldered the burden of the family. Has life finally dealt a cruel blow to the innocent little Hongli?"
"嘁."
Lan Yuying rolled her eyes and was about to say something else when she heard some noisy sounds coming from the courtyard.
"Sister! Sister! Sister, are you there?"
"Herodus~"
"Huh?"
Qing Yiyi was stunned for a moment and raised her eyebrows.
"It sounds like Lian Lian's voice?"
………
As soon as they walked out of the house and into the courtyard, they saw small fires floating down from the branches and flying towards the gate.
"Sister, are you there? Sister...
Almost at the same time, a little head poked out of the door, and Qing Lianlian shouted with some uncertainty. However, soon, the red crane that suddenly appeared in her sight dispelled Qing Lianlian's doubts, and instead showed an expression of surprise. p>
"Huh? It's Xiaohuo!"
Qing Lianlian happily opened her arms and hugged the little fire crane into her arms. Her body sank slightly, and the little fire crane in her arms turned into a little girl: "Auntie!"
"Eh!"
Qing Lianlian smiled like a crescent moon with her eyes, and kissed Xiao Huo's little face.
"Xiao Huo, if you are here, does it mean that my sister is also here?"
"Yes, yes, mom is in the house!"
"Hey, I knew I was looking for the right place!"
"Why did this girl come here..."
Qing Yiyi laughed helplessly. Her sister and granddaughter were hugging each other like sisters, which was very strange.
"She is so lazy that she can fall asleep wherever she goes..."
Hongli looked up at the branches. The sloth was hanging on the tree and sleeping peacefully.
"What an enviable sleep quality."
"Hey, I saw my sister, Xiaoyang and Xiaoli!"
Qing Lianlian's eyes lit up, she let go of Xiaohuo in her arms, but she didn't run towards the house immediately. Instead, she turned around and waved her hand, smiling: "Thank you, Dama, for bringing me here. Thank you for your hard work!"
"Herodus~"
After the voice fell, Da Ma's long world-weary face reached into the door, moved his body, walked slowly into the yard, and gently shook his head at Qing Lianlian, indicating that it was nothing.
This girl first ran to Hei's house to look for her sister, but she couldn't find her sister, and her brother-in-law was not there either. There was only a horse, a snake, and two chickens watching over the house.
Da Ma thought that being idle was idle. Instead of watching two chickens show affection at home and competing with a copper snake to see whose eyes were bigger, it would be better to take Qing Lianlian out for a walk.
After taking two steps, Dama suddenly saw a tuft of grass coming out of the corner of the courtyard, and he lowered his head and nibbled it away.
Oh, spring, tui~it hates spring the most!
Don't ask why, spring is here, and it's the season of animals, but it can only look at the little mare sisters and cry secretly.
Ah, why hasn’t the world been destroyed? It would be great if we all died together...
Da Ma was filled with bursts of black air. He watched Qing Lianlian and Xiao Huo running towards Qing Yiyi hand in hand. He shook his head and was about to turn around and go home to continue competing with Brother Snake to see whose eyes are bigger.
Happiness belongs to them and has nothing to do with Malaysia.
"Hey!!! Malaysia!!!"
A sudden loud shout brought Da Ma's thoughts back to reality. He turned his head to the right expressionlessly, and a black sun emerged from the ground at some point.
"Law?"
Da Ma tilted his head, what's the matter?
"Huh? Is this the reaction?"
Hei Yang's smile froze, and he said with a somewhat disappointed tone: "Aren't you shocked by me? Hong Li usually jumps three feet high!"
"..."
Da Ma stared at Hei Yang speechlessly.
Don't ask why the horse stares at the fish, because if the word "fish" is replaced by the word "horse", the first two of the three characters are not good words, and the last two are not good words, ahem...
"Law!"
The big horse turned its head away and took a deep breath. It was not even afraid of death, and its heart was like water, so how could it be frightened?
Laziness is all about having fun. If you really don't care about life and death, you have to be a big horse.
"Hey, don't be so depressed every day!"
Hei Yang helplessly held his forehead, followed Dama to the corner of the courtyard, and advised: "If you are unhappy all day long, it will gradually affect your body."
"Wu...it doesn't matter!"
The big horse suddenly made a sound. A domesticated horse like it has listened to many human conversations and already understands many sentences, but its vocal cords cannot produce similar sounds.
However, since meeting Heiyang, the other party has given it some elixirs from time to time, which has caused it to have stronger and stronger control over various parts of the body. Coupled with the guidance of its two friends Xiaori and Xiaoyue, it can still speak
No problem.
It’s just that it also has a bit of an accent from the royal capital, well, it’s unexpected, but it’s reasonable!
"Horse...horses are tasteless!"
Da Ma said quietly: "Life is 10% dull and 90% unsatisfactory. Since...since you can't resist, it's better to die than live. It's better to eat and wait for death."
"Hey! How could you do this!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but said loudly: "The prerequisite for rotting is to at least have a good body, otherwise it will rot in a short time!"
"This has already happened, what else can we do?"
Da Ma curled his lips: "I closed my eyes and curled my mouth. Man-made and natural disasters have nothing to do with me."
"Ah, although I think what you said makes sense..."
Hei Yang sighed and looked serious: "However, I must keep my promise to you when I promised you before. How can I break my promise! It's time for me to fulfill my promise!"
"?"
A question mark slowly appears on Da Ma's head.
"Just...that's what you said before..."
Dama stuttered a little: "Let me... die... die... and then re-condensate... flesh and blood?"
"Yes, that's it!"
Hei Yang raised his palm in front of him, shook it violently, and said confidently: "Don't worry, my magical power on the other side has greatly increased, and I will definitely be able to arrange it for you this time, absolutely no problem!
First use the other shore to extract your soul, and then analyze the fluctuations of your soul to simulate it to fill the vacancy in that soul.
But it’s not over yet. After all, the simulation is not your own. It should be used to induce soul frequency resonance, thereby inducing the regeneration of the vacant part. In this way, we will get your complete soul.
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At this time, you cannot directly insert your Yin soul into your Yang body, otherwise your finally complete soul will be affected by your Yang body and become incomplete again.
Therefore, we should soak your yang body in yin energy for at least three days, but not more than seven days.
When the time is right, I will combine your Yin soul with your Yang body. At this time, the Yin soul will in turn affect your Yang body. After about two to three months of rest, you will be reborn!"
"How is it!"
Hei Yang looked at Dama expectantly: "Does it sound reliable?"
"How terrible! Herod! Law! Law!"
Da Ma's long black face is pale and pale, and it is both soul and yin energy... What are you doing, Yoko, this is too hellish!
"Hey, aren't you afraid of anything?!"
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes, waved his hand, and his spiritual power grabbed the tail of the big horse that turned to run away, with a look of displeasure on his face.
"I've said it in such detail, what else is there to be afraid of!"
"Herod! Let...let me go!"
The big horse's mane wants to explode. It is not even afraid of death, but it is afraid that Hei Yang will make a mistake and turn it into a zombie horse or something. It will be worse than death and never be reincarnated...
"Herod! Help! Help...save...oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..."
"Why are you shouting so loudly!"
Hei Yang looked at Dama, whose mouth was sealed by spiritual power, and saw the latter shaking his head wildly in horror, which made him look helpless.
"I said, you make me look like a bad guy. I'm here to help you, not to harm you!"
"Uh uh uh uh uh lulu..."
"Okay, okay, can you calm down first? If you calm down first, I will unban you."
Hei Yang persuaded Ke Ke in a good voice... and comforted him: "Be calm, calm, calm..."
Malaysia: "..."
Oh, as we all know, pork that is too nervous is not as delicious as pork that is happy. If you want to coax it to relax and become delicious, there is no way!
"..."
A row of black lines was drawn across Heiyang's head.
"It always feels like you are thinking about something weird..."
"Forget it, let me comfort you in another way..."
Hei Yang sighed and lowered his voice: "Hei Mufeng, do you know him? My uncle!
His family runs a horse farm, and they have a big, fat pasture. When I cure you, I will take you there to roam and eat as much as you want. Is that okay? Nod, or nod? "<
/p>
"..."
Da Ma shook his head crazily, he has no such worldly desires!
"Ah, there's no option to shake your head!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and suddenly thought of something, he looked around furtively, and then whispered: "There are many young, cute and beautiful little mare sisters in the racecourse there, and we will be there soon.
It’s spring, do you understand what I mean?”
"!!!"
Da Ma's pupils trembled, and he looked at Hei Yang in disbelief.
"Really! Can I still lie to you?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "If you don't believe it, I can take you to have a look first, but if you don't accept treatment and feel powerless, tsk tsk..."
"?!!"
Da Ma stiffened and suddenly hesitated.
Do you want to give it a try?
"Why are you hesitating?"
Black Yang whispered in the horse's ear, as if gibbering: "Imagine that a pretty, white, uh, cute little mare is looking at you secretly and ogling you crazily." "!!!"
Da Ma trembled all over.
"Your face is red, your nostrils are breathing, and your eyes are bloodshot. The mare sister wants to refuse but welcomes you, with charming eyes like silk, shy and timid..."
"!!!!!!"
Malaysia’s blood is boiling!
"Suddenly, you realize something and feel a chill in your heart!"
"!!!!!!!!"
The horse suddenly became sluggish.
"Oh my God! How scary that scene must be!
Your awkward demeanor, the disappointed or even contemptuous look of the little mare sister, the pointing fingers of the horses next to you..."
"!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Da Ma was shaking all over.
"Suddenly! A black horse with a yellow mane jumped out, brutally snatched away the little mare sister who was supposed to be yours, and took her away to a distant place..."
"Herodus!!!"
Da Ma suddenly broke free from the shackles that were not secure, his eyes were red.
"No, no, don't say it anymore, don't say it anymore!"
"Are you willing to see that happen?!"
Black Sun roared loudly.
"Not willing!!!"
The big horse couldn't help but neigh.
"Are you willing to be looked down upon by a horse? Are you willing to be looked down upon by the horse you love!"
Hei Yang continued to inquire.
"Not willing!!!"
Da Ma's subconscious muscles tensed up.
"So..."
Hei Yang stood up, held down Dama's head, and said in a deep voice: "What should we do!"
"Herod...how...how to do it?"
Da Ma suddenly froze, showing doubts in his eyes.
"Stupid! Of course you have to fight the Minotaur to the end!"
Hei Yang hates that iron cannot be made into steel: "Regain your self-esteem! Take back your beloved horse!"
"Regain..."
Malaysia's pupils diverged: "Self-esteem..."
"Tell me the whole thing!"
Black Sun doesn't give any chance to breathe.
"Regain self-esteem..."
Da Ma gritted his teeth: "Take back your beloved horse!"
"Louder! I can't hear you!"
"Regain your self-esteem! Take back your beloved horse!"
"So you should not receive treatment!"
"Should!"
"Should we trust Hei Yang!"
"Believe!"
"Are you afraid of any bad consequences?"
"Don't be afraid!"
"Yes, that's the energy!"
Hei Yang looked at the fighting spirit of the horse with satisfaction and nodded.
"Listen, you've been waiting for so long just for an opportunity. You want to fight for it. You don't want to prove that you are great. You just want to tell the Ma family that you must get back what you lost!"
"Take it back!!!"
"Remember!"
"Herod!"
"Remember?!"
"Herodus!!!"
"Very good!"
Hei Yang straightened up and clapped his hands.
"Go back and wait for the notice. Before spring comes, you will be reborn."